I fucking miss Norm Macdonald

>why isnt a white nonjew allowed to be on media anymore
I wonder

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He’s been cancelled for not being a faggot and saying what needed to be said about that me too scam the evil Hollywood Jews are using as an excuse to get rid of all whites men I see thru their lies

They bought it so they could shut it down, it was the plan all along. Mark Harmon and Miss Piggy were in on it.

His netflix show was a tactic so that they could contractually remove his problematic youtube show.

Saw him fucking kill for 2 hours after that, he fucking killed. Tested the audience first for the hated applause, said he's a big fan of the #MeToo movement.

a egg

I hope Adam Egret is ok

He's just an old chunk of coal now, takin it easy

he has enough money to not have to do shit if he doesn't want to

Why has no one made a WEBM of his scene in Dirty Dirty Man yet?

Followed up his statement with “youd have to be some kind of retard with Down’s syndrome or something to not feel for the me too victims” haha then has to apologize for that the next day with “youd have to be a literal nigger not to realize I don’t feel sorry for Down syndrome retards” norm is the best at public apologies

dont worry about him. $15 is still $15.

He's on The Orville.

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Good thing he wants to write a second book and make a movie based on his first and continue to do standup until he's an old man (his goal, actually, since he can't fucking wait to be an old man solely for the jokes).

Your facile humor and analysis nevertheless bespeak truth. Norm realizes that the news cycle moves very quickly. He remembers the Michael Richards incident, and the Letterman appearance he loved to talk about with Super Dave and Carolla so much.

The audience, you see, knew nothing of the incident. They'd been on line all day at the Letterman. They see Kramer dressed like his character talking about Afro Americans and they fucking laugh.

So Norm goes on The View, literal fistful of Xanax in hand, popping them right in his mic as he babbles and stammers and weeps about something the audience doesn't know about at all. What the fuck do they care if some guy used the appropriate word for a certain ailment? On where, Howard Stern? Isn't he on some satellite thing now? Is this about the internet? He obfuscated the entire thing. That's his bendy penis in your mouth. Taste it.

I really hope the movie deal works out, I can't help feeling like it's not going to happen

Recently Letterman was on Maron's podcast and in the end of it they talk briefly about the show. It's fucking kill.

Also Letterman sounds dissapointed, guessing Norm must be suicidal if he's heard it.

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Did Mark ask Dave about his fuck nest in the Ed Sullivan theater?

Norm fails.
Somewhere a bookie weeps.

hollywoodreporter.com/lists/40-powerful-people-comedy-2019-1217124

Adam "Holohoax" Eggrets is doing more than fine, he was recently named one of the most powerful figures in comedy by hollywood reporter.

Quite a road that's been traveled by our favourite anti-semetic bridge prostitute.

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Damn that's pretty cool

Fucking lol what the hell.

probably on The View apologizing for something.

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wow, that's a long way to go from sucking off punks for 15$ a man under the Queensboro bridge!

>john Stewart, Sarah Silverman
how does he get away with it

He's making the big bucks now
cameo.com/normmacdonald
he'd probably be happy if he made 2-3k a month and could just watch sports and tweet about it from his apartment

letterman was the one who got him the show in the first place, he could fight for it if he really wanted

retired comedians have no right to criticize practicing comedians working in this social climate

trying to do serious literature somewhere. it's not going well

Adam Egret is doing the job Paulie Shore's mom used to do. Of course everyone sucks his dick he is essentially the gatekeeper if you want a hollyjew comedy job.

Neal Brennan is one of my favourites, it's nice to see he's finally getting the accolades he's been desperate to get.

but Norm hated his own podcast, he wouldn't even advertise it when he did interviews

he gambles it all away often

He already did more than enough user, c'mon now.

Picasso cut off his own ear. thats just how good artists are

Letterman's too busy dancing with Howard and Ellen to betray his masters. Norm didn't get Skillsbo's show, didn't get Ferguson's show, didn't get Conan's show, didn't get his own show. He feels clean.

more like most skinny dick voted by Yea Forums catfishers

>He feels clean.
except for the fistfuls of xanax

apologized for saying "retard". what a fucking retard.

Yes he is a very good comedy writer. A figure in comedy.

>i'm painfully bored with "important" comedy

based Egret

So he hated Sports Show with Norm MacDonald also? He hated working on the Roseanne show? Or maybe your nascent Reddit Norm fandom hasn't yet seen you click the latest I'm Not Norm video and learn about how Norm hates self-promotion. Who do you think he is, Thomas Edison?

9/11

Oh his doctors told him he's got to stop guzzling fistfuls of Xanax. He was just on stage there, and he pulled back from talking about it. Actually replaced "Xanax" with LSD then didn't go into it. But it's clear that Vinny Boombatz is worried.

>Picasso cut off his own ear.

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He needs to listen to Mort Saul, get himself down to the world famous Purple Onion.

That youtube guy should really fuck off, the way he keeps editing and porpusedly misinterpreting Norm bits for his 16 year old tier edgyness is getting on my fucking nerves.

don't laugh at 9/11. lots of people died that day, including many... and don't fucking laugh at this part... african americans

>So he hated Sports Show with Norm MacDonald also?
I remember reading that he didn't enjoy it when it was on, but I also might be confusing it with the other show it ran with. the onion one or whatever

kek

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Some people have surmised that it might be a poo in loo. He edited gold that time he led up Norm's old material on the Dating Game with the actual news story about the guy from the show who turned out to be a serial killer (after Norm's old material) and then slam cut at the end with real jerk.

I have at least 5 videos that he needs to make way before he churns out whatever hack 30 second garbage he'll put out every day for the next 2 weeks until the next 20 minute one.

Need him to make a David Lynch vs. Norm video, otherwise I'd make it. But he'll fuck it up. Needs to be so well done that Norm himself will watch more David Lynch and admit that Lynch is funnier than Tarantino and also the greatest Christian artist of our time.

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>MAGAchuds favorite comedian
Fuck him lol, he never was funny to begin with either. Unironically go back to r/The_Donald

Don't be such an NPC

Kind of a dificult choice, Norm's made pure kino when he has had no money but at this point good ol' chunk of coal might not be able to recover, here's for you Norm.

"EGRET SUCKS"

>bent the knee
Faggot, ill bend you over and fuck ur ass

>being so butt flustered you start spamming buzzwords

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Gambling in some casino if I had to guess.

On Twitter, asking about Crypto and needling OJ Simpson's Twitter

he talks all the time about being in the Roseanne show and how much better she was than the Harvard writers. not sure about the sports show

benzo's ain't no joke. Only takes a week straight of taking them to become physically addicted and withdrawals are brutal and can be fatal. I Take 0.5 mg like twice a month when I know I'm gonna have a shitshow of a day but I need to get through it. People who are taking 6 mg every day just to live...that's fucking insane.

don't forget to dilate today hon

He's done some fine work but his forced
proliferation is diluting the material at this point. Shit most stuff is repeated and just bunched up together with other clips and under a vague general title or theme umbrella.

He should just do stuff when he's inpired instead of feeding an ultimately pointless following since he is literaly not Norm there is no end game for what he's doing.

When will Norm do the Conan podcast?

I LOVE NORM

thank god for the hatchery

Never Andy Richter and his wife are in a full fledged campaign against him and Andy's old friend Louis CK.

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On his site there's an announcement for a thing called Normcasts. Is that new?

Andy Richter is such an unfunny faggot.
youtube.com/watch?v=JIarRV2DHjo

Yeah but might have gone up before the Masters.

is Andy still bitter about the Swedish German joke? or is it about him being woke and following progressive scripture about who's cancelled?

I tend to seek out original uncut Norm, research the footnotes, find sketches he wrote and didn't appear in, find him talking about poker on some horseshit. Anything but see another montage of the same clips, with the same clip coming after the one that always goes before it, while leaving out my favorite parts.

Oh shit, i check Norm's dates from time to time to see if he'll come near me and can confirm that's new.

Hot damn the podcast might not be dead after all. Also i wonder when will Norm see it to have someone make his site stop being 2002 tier lol.

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what a jewy soi group of men

I had no idea Keanu Reeves used to work on Conan.

Yeah like I said, it's new but maybe early April new, before the Masters. Because that was a NormCast, official 2019, and it happened, and there's hours of video. LoJo's dog makes an appearance, makes friends with Chad Drew and doesn't terrorize any gypsies.

I'm not friends with David Irving

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David Irving is such a 1994 reference, Norm wasn't even doing the news when that would have been timely.

Holy fr*ckin based

youtu.be/APrVOmiqgjo

Oh, thanks for the clarification user. Guess it's better than having misguided hope.

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>Trump living RENT FREE yet again.

Kevin is better.

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He's about to go off the deep end again

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We can still hope, though. LoJo doesn't run the website, I just heard Norm say who made / runs it the other day. Some guy, or girl. If girl then probably the retard who used to run his Twitter.

You could smell the ozone when he would talk about recent Las Vegas experiences on the stage, negative electricity burning the air itself.

>tfw no more call ins from Super Dave

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Will Norm's second book be the one he's always talked about, that exposes the hack tricks of false stand ups? Will he make the film he's always wanted to, an extremely hardcore Western, where the hero is brutal and conflicted like Beretta?

;_;

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It definitely feels like they bought the NML youtube videos just to take them away from Norm's "altright" fans

>I hate him because Trumptards like him
Is this maybe the lowest IQ position?

>Neal Brennan is one of my favourites

Why don't you suck his dick if you love him so much lmao

"Ted likes me"

Explain to the folks at home who Thomas Edison is.

How has it always gone? 2, 3 decades ago, Norm said that they come to you, they tell you "Hey, we've got this fuckin' thing, it's shit, we'll give you 10 times the money to do it"

There's no other explanation

Thomas Edison was a shameless self-promoter, and the only thing for the motion picture industry worse than the Jews.

In Norm's interview with Ron Bennington he kept repeating this almost like a fucking mantra, he talked about their chats and their "friendship". It felt so odd seeing a man such as Norm be so naive and falling for what now is proven that was just studio executive scummery.

Fuck for some it actually stings when it's him.

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Age is catching up to this Ole Chunk O' Coal, unfortunately. He's starting to look haggard

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He was one of the American founding fathers and liked to bang his African slave women

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Netflix show was shit because they toned him down and edited the shit out of it. They basically took away everything that made his youtube show great.

It's old hat.
• Don lied, said he didn't like Norm
• Ted lied, said he liked Norm

Yeah do a hack impression of him now, he likes it as much as getting his picture taken when he's gambling or folks all wantin' to gladhand

This. Norm works best when he's uncensored and can just completely fuck with a guest for an hour.

You gotta start somewhere

It happens to us all, but when you used to be such a fucking hunk it's all the more remarkable.

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Or his opening act, check him out on the road. If I see a guy smiling, having fun, I assume he's doing OK. Norm is fine. Seen him circumcise the great Stevie Ray Fromstein to amuse himself.

>He feels clean

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He needs to call up his actual light acquaintance, David Lynch, whose personal number he was given personally. Fuck The List, needs to eat a steak with the man. Talk about the President of Hollywood.

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Because you understand, I share with you a scene Norm has studied many a time. Scope Norm's eyes around 0:30

youtube.com/watch?v=Lh8dcvj-0NA

>I DIDN'T CALL IN ASSHOLE, I WAS SUMMONED BY YOUR ASSWIPE PRODUCER
>YOU KNOW EVEN WHEN I WAS DEAD, I WAS ABLE TO REACH MORE PEOPLE AT MY FUNERAL THAN YOU ARE WITH THIS PODCAST
>Super Dave, explain to the folks what a funeral is
>OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD

Do you think I took that picture? Lol, it's from his twitter

In a better world, each iteration of Norm's talk show would occasionally have Super Dave calling in to mess with Norm, Adam, and whatever guest they have on.

What the fuck is a chud

he misspelled Chad

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the radical leftist must dehumanize those who oppose his agenda

I keep reading this here. Can someone give me a rundown?

JFC opioid overdose when

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if white guys don't do some spray tan they look like that when they're around 60

China.

Man.

>he has enough money to not have to do shit if he doesn't want to

And almost all of that is locked up in the two Socal houses he owns.

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Which airline has the lowest customer satisfaction Yea Forums?

The Jane Fonda episode was kino.

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Do people unironically use that as an insult? It's the faggiest pejorative I've ever heard

no, the second show

if they arent human, than eating humans wouldnt make them cannibals. Do they actually eat each other too? Someone needs to clarify this for me right now.

it was brought up a lot on the show that Adam booked the Comedy Store

Trying to meme him into haggard perception by the masses since you're with Them. Spreading around pictures talking shit.

>he thinks that Norm has black or orange hair
>not that some lady paints it when he has to be on the TV

>let's roll the clip
>oh, not again... wait, YOU SAID LET'S ROLL THE CLIP AND IT'S A PICTURE

Best Chinaman is his Harry Caray impression

YOUNG GATES

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Based Mort was blackballed after he said JFK was killed by the government. I think they were friends.

Conan is from Ireland and Louis CK is Mexican you fool

I guess he is a good choice for the show considering he has a very punchable face

>he thinks that Norm has black or orange hair

Well, what would you call the shade of his recent dye job?

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>he has enough money to not have to do shit if he doesn't want to

I endorse this product and or service.

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That's his insane orange hair that they always think looks good with his blue suits and on Conan and shit, any time there's a lot of orange in the set. LoJo must study the trends and think that blue + orange will make him as popular as he deserves.

Can we have a LoJo thread some time also? She was Bonnie Turner's assistant before Norm's, starting with Wayne's World 2. I always liked that gag about beating the store owners to death with their own shoes. Then attached to Norm at SNL. Now his producer. We must discuss LoJo.

What the fuck is this shit, the video dating app for people who only like whackin' off?

>greatest Christian artist of our time.
Prove it retard

i dont miss your all too quaint boomerism

he reinvented video dating from the 90s, only with phones.

For me? its Todd Glass episode

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Prove it to yourself, baby, and watch those Lynch films. They called you weird. Why do you believe the same witless idiots when they say Lynch is weird? Disregard this if you're not Norm because then I don't give a shit.

"Grizzled...."

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Norm is my favorite comedian and Lynch is my favorite director, any content involving the two talking about each other? I remember Norm saying in passing once on NML "apparently he likes me" referring to Lynch but that's all I can remember

I am not Norm is a filthy chinaman, he used to post on norm’s subreddit long time ago

Norm is a patrician magnet, Leonard Cohen was also a fan of his.

So you're talking out of your ass huh?

I think Norm dislikes having to do internet shows. He wants a "real" show like all his friends.

that fits more than lynch, rip cohen. I bet Lynch just appreciates norm's sincerity. He seems like a straight shootin kinda guy.

Yeah it's funny, as a young man he always seemed like he wished he was an old man, simply cuz it would be funny. Now that he is old, he's finally really in his element.

There's a ton of Norm / Lynch content.

• Lost Highway DVD extras: Lynch talking about how he came up with the movie: The OJ Simpson trial
• Norm in 3 different interviews in 1996/1997: talking about meeting David Lynch at The Tonight Show and him really liking him. Gave him his personal number, Norm called a bunch, Lynch went to a bunch of his shows. At the height of Norm + OJ
• Robert Blake, star of Lost Highway, movie about killing your wife: desired guest for 1x03 of NML. That's when Norm says David Lynch likes him and is on The List
• Lynch behind the scenes in some studio, black and white: talking about Robert Blake's book from NML 1x03 and holding it up. Says he was left out. Says Robert Blake called him Captain Ahab
• Norm in 2+ appearances, often with Kevin Farley: talking about one of his favorite films, The Straight Story. Kevin was in it. Norm has a Richard Farnsworth impression from the film, dead on and mischievous. Says when you watch it a second time, that he figured it out, that Richard Farnsworth is a bad guy, because remember the fire—?
• Twin Peaks The Return: a big red Indian talking to a man in a cowboy hat about "the fire" in David Lynch films, and how it's not about the fire, it's the intention behind the fire
• Norm talking about a bunch of shit coming out of his ass on Conan: pic related
• Norm talking about TM meditation 400 times: relevant material in there, dreams, jelly rolls

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Also Lynch talking about how he loves comedians, stand up comedians, and how comedy is very hard to put into a movie (almost mirroring exactly what Norm says about putting comedy in a movie). Could show funnier clips than Norm's normie Tarantino favorites like le afro man killing people while eating hamburgers or le funny talking man talking about the watch up his ass.

Whatever race he is, English for sure isn't his first language.

Based and ilustrious post, thanks user.

I went to see him at a show a few months ago and he killed it.

Yeah 600 people. Paid out the ass to sit up front with this huge flock of Jews who came there just to not laugh apparently. Norm interacted with the both of us. I couldn't say what I needed to say because I was too worried about some Jezebel reporter in the audience. Needed to translate heavily cloaked innuendo for Norm, he was reeling and staggering from an audience comment, demanding clarification. But it was too dangerous.

I'd gladly donate 15 dollars to this man, does he have a patreon?

He's got it worked out so that the minimum is $150, but it comes with a custom video message.

Mine was a bigger venue inside a casino. Gf suprised with tickets for Christmas

maybe the only human being on earth where just looking at him makes me laugh

Hot juicy cocks

ADAM EGET GETS INVOLVED!

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I give it 8 days before Norm publishes his "blockchain public code" or whatever wallet bullshit so that people can give him money to play poker. It ain't shilling for the house, Bill, it's gettin' you a regular goddamn source of income. LoJo must be herding him like a damn steer, trumpeting his intentions.

Sometimes I wonder if Norm watches Deadwood, or knows of Milch. He won't say what role he was up against Powers Boothe for.

Who the fuck is LoJo and why do you keep talking about him as some demon that is possesing Norm.

I'm afraid the poo / Chinaman wouldn't have the...sensibility.

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Fuck are you on about man, Lori Jo Hoekstra, should be as important a female figure to fans of Norm as Suzanne Whiston is to fans of Karl Pilkington. She's his everything, she's his Dara to Gilbert. The man can't drive, there are piss bottles involved. Everything you've ever seen Norm do since getting on the TV at SNL has been LoJo, she has given him to us. Without LoJo, Norm would be naked on the street, brandishing his privates in his fists. Fred Stoller had to jump out of her car, she kidnapped him all day to look at houses with Norm. She'll call your shit up, YOU STOLE NORM'S JACKET, FUCK YOU CHRIS KATTAN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! You don't go fucking with LoJo. It was her idea to take the fake breaks in Old MacDonald and fuck with people, almost got Spade.

Well English IS the world's toughest language

Ironically he looks like Burt Reynolds

Humanoid. Its a, lets say, progressive dehumanization.

>Norm + OJ
What? What does Norm McDonald have to do with OJ Simpson?

>Lynch
>Christian

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His youtube channel turned to shit after the Gilbert Gottfried episodes. He tried to get the Tonight show gig and polished it all up and it made it suck.
Netflix stuff was even worse.

He needs to revive Sports Show, it really suited him well.

the netflix show looked even lower budget somehow

Also Tom Sellick (biggest picture I could find)

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Imagine being one of those 3 other fags and seeing this image and realizing how much of a failure you are

he said that forgiveness was important, this was an unforgivable sin

You saying norm has a sextoy?

I think he's on Mike Tyson Mysteries

The name's Lonnegan

>Eraserhead is my most spiritual movie. No one understands when I say that, but it is.
>Eraserhead was growing in a certain way, and I didn’t know what it meant. I was looking for a key to unlock what these sequences were saying. Of course, I understood some of it; but I didn’t know the thing that just pulled it all together. And it was a struggle. So I got out my Bible and I started reading. And one day, I read a sentence. And I closed the Bible, because that was it; that was it. And then I saw the thing as a whole. And it fulfilled this vision for me, 100 percent.
>I don’t think I’ll ever say what that sentence was.

I'm saying Tiger's got one sweet ass

I mean the guy was a real jerk.
Norm's only mistake is being of a different time. He still believes TV deals mean something. He was on such a rapid incline that funding his podcast should not have been a problem. I know Letterman was trying to do him a favor, but Netflix ultimately fucked him. The new show was weak and now the old podcasts only exist in archives. Sad really.

Daniel jerks off to the master tapes while he thinks about his wife blowing a big African American

The man has balls of steel.

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He’s the best part of mike tyson’s mysteries.

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what a terrible subject for a post it reminds me of that tragedy

If he did then he would have told him his idea for a bumper sticker

Apparently that's coming back on next week.

kek didnt notice till you mentioned it

He's a Buddhist, bud. Reading and appreciating the Bible doesn't make you a Christian.

yeah must really suck ass to be conan, andy and smigel.

His book sucks.

He could have given his show to Norm, too, or the late late show, but he didn't, because Letterman is a worthless faggot

I don't think that was his call

Makes me sad bro

the podcast was only ever a sizzle reel

woah an actual girl posting on Yea Forums???!!?

i bet your bf would fall apart without you sweetie pie. behind every great man in history...is a badass cat mom who kicks butt!

Sorry bud he's been saved by the LORD Jesus Christ and Buddhism does not exclude Christianity. Also I've never heard anything about him being some Buddhist, show him jerking off about anything other than TM

Is this why "Norm fans are shit" or whatever? People won't talk about LoJo?

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szekay is a hungarian jew you left leaning liberal parasite

nice

He went back in time to kill Hitler but got lost in his eyes and joined the SS. Norm died at Stalingrad fighting for his people against Jewish Bolshevism.

yikes

>go to norm show
>hang out afterward
>norm stands right next to me
>my spergy anxiety kicks into turbo and I pretend I don’t see him
mfw

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I’m gonna go to the norm show in July in brea. I’ll stand next to you user so we don’t have to be awkward

Norm shit on Andy a lot more than that

He made a powerful enemy who keeps derailing his career. You guessed it, Frank Stallone

>reads one sentence in the bible and that helps him figure out how to finish his movie
>he's been saved by the LORD Jesus Christ
incredible use of hyperbole there

It’s really heard to feel bad about mass shootings when the people responsible for deplatforming Norm Macdonald are still breathing free air.

He be shakin his funkeh stuff on The Orville.

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He’s been busy working on a biopic based on the book he wrote recently.

In his Bible

Owning a Bible doesn't mean you're a Christian, it could have been passed down in his family or given to him as a gift or any number of things.
I own some fix-it guides but that doesn't make me a mechanic.

You fucked it up, it's "not a welder" and the beginning is completely different

I wasn't attempting to quote anything but it doesn't surprise me that something similar has been said before

>there's CBS exec out there who thought James Cordon was funnier than Norm

what channel was his youtube show on? i can only find short clips of NML

There was a channel called Norm Macdonald Live. Only way to watch it now is to torrent it or on dtube.

You probably said something similar to a kid in a welder mask, you secret fruit

But what about the smoke stacks at Auschwitz?

He was in such rare form in early NML Season 3 era that when he went on Conan to promote it he almost said that no one remembers the 4 million Gypsies killed in Hitler's death machine because they're all dead. Then he checked himself. But he still smiled, and I like to think Conan knew what he was thinking too.

Adam Eget is fucking based. He is single handedly keeping standup comedy alive and giving the middle finger to the woke faggots.

archive org has every nml show

>troll Adam constantly on all forms of social media
>consistent message, tell him he's too scared to give you 5 minutes on any stage at the Store
>he finally relents to the pressure
>fly to LA
>get on stage
>thrust cock out the entire time while doing an over the top Adam Eget impression and saying "I'm a huge faggot"

I don't bother people while they're trying to weld

>He bent the knee
he went after jewbucks and they effectively shut him down.

>be in atlantic city casino
>going to play poker
>see Norm sitting at a table
>go sit down to play there
>huge fan, but play it cool
>after 15-20 minutes i try to lighten the mood with a small joke after Norm lost like $2k on a hand
>he looks at me in complete silence for like 30 seconds
>after that, every time someone spoke Norm took it upon himself to flip it around on me to low-key insult me
>told the dealer to give me special treatment as if i was retarded

Feels bad man. I just wanted the cheer him up.

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Told you here but people don't want to learn

>be user
>see Norm lose $2K
>open mouth immediately
>Norm hears "that's like $2 to him, Ruth!"

Sure you wanna quit playin', Jack? The game's all that's between you and gettin' called a cunt. That drooped eye of yours looks like the hood of a cunt to me, Jack. When you talk, your mouth looks like a cunt moving.

>Talking to a gambling addict when he's on a losing streak

At that moment he probably blamed you for every bad thing that had ever happened to him throughout his life.

That's why above you I quoted Deadwood, quoted Milch. A gambler more intense than Norm, and more celebrated for his wins and losses and fuming genius at exotic horse bets. That's why Milch understands Wild Bill. Why LoJo is his Charlie Utter, and why Norm wants her to let him go to hell the way he wants.

Norm's fulfilling the Biblical office of The King as always, letting you off gently with his delicious bendy cock in your ass. That's gold, told the dealer you're a beginner due to your ineptitude at poker etiquette while simultaneously offering up his world-famous critique of bad comedy by witless idiots.

Forgot, there's another clip that I haven't heard forever where Norm talks at some length about how good Lynch is at portraying hellish things. Contrast with what happens when he does TM, he experiences racing, hellish thoughts.

Some people have to learn the hard way.

i liked in The Return that one random scene of a traffic accident where a fat lady is screaming incoherently while her son is vomiting in the passenger seat and there is a screeching honking going on thruout.

pure nightmare fuel, such a vivid scene

Norm would too, when the insane comedy comes out of nowhere in such tense shit, 100x more tense than Tarantino, tense and funny at the same time sometimes. Fuck Tarantino, big head motherfucker.

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Do u remember which ep that was?

Also Norm and Adam talking about how much they like film noir, and Adam recommending Lost Highway to Norm, contrasted with another Lynch clip from the Lost Highway extras of Lynch confirming that Lost Highway is a film noir (optional inclusion of him qualifying that only if Adam and Norm clarifying the noir classification of Lebowski is included)

>be Norm
>flop a full house
>on the river some idiot across the table goes all-in for $2000
>call
>he has pocket kings, with a third king on the table
>on the turn, a fourth king
>absolutely fuming with rage, but stay calm because i still have chips
>mfw the guy next to me says "haha, at least it isn't 9/11"

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You have to listen to what Norm isn't saying, and remember this is after his 2-year hermit lifestyle writing the book, at the height of his stormy powers, the great sea captain vs. Mech-Ant.

youtube.com/watch?v=izfI3SL51DM

Heh to think I almost doubted Norm as I was posting this, watching again and seeing that Lonnegan twinkle in his eye when he thinks about the blood and the bones and the red and yellow cellophane makes me crack the fuck up.

what's Don?

it's a meme word so leftists can pretend to be edgy while still avoiding all no-no words

The last duplicitous network head, from NBC, fired Norm from the Weekend Update at the behest of the Guy Who Runs Hollywood.

This is not Norm because the scenario does not match reality, Norm is always the aggressor.

Fuck it was Norm, come back Normie

"All the stars are here!"

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"Rook -- it's Jelly Rewis!"

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Based Norm

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>Norm loses $2k
>"so, wooden doors, huh?"

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It actually happened, user:

When asked about a hand he can’t forget, one night at the Mirage came instantly to mind. Norm was playing in a $40/$80 limit hold’em cash game with a woman he regularly played with. In one hand, he was dealt pocket queens and the two got tangled up in a monster pot. “She was dealt pocket kings, and I flopped quads,” he says.

Macdonald looked to be in great shape, but then there was a pretty sick runout on the table as they kept betting. “Then she turned and rivered quad kings,” he says. By the time it was over, the pot swelled to $6,600 and Macdonald came out on the short end of a massive cooler.

pokernews.com/news/2018/06/norm-macdonald-poker-hand-31262.htm

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shitty guest but norm was great

> Macdonald admits that he was a regular online player – playing as many as 20 limit hold’em games at once. “Since they went offline, it kind of saved my life,” he says. “Because I was just grinding out and couldn’t even sleep. The good thing about [playing online] was it was just fold, fold, fold fold, fold – it was all ABC poker.”

"Crackwhores!"

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JACK OF DIAMONDS NOW

No it wasn't. It was okay, but it wasn't nearly as good as the youtube show. None of the episodes were.

>6,000,000 or 600? What's the difference?
God, I hate that Egret douchebag

Fred Armisen.

That's still happening? That's terrific news if you're not talking out your ass. Netflix was producing it though.

that's kind of a disturbing picture of Norm
he looks like an addict for sure

>What does Norm McDonald have to do with OJ Simpson?
zoom zoom

[Q][Q] Norm

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[K][K] Dirty Whore

he's from the Philippines or something if you go to his twitter account. At least a while back it had pictures of the Philippines and shit.
anyway fuck that guy, he ran out of material long ago and just keeps churning out similar videos so he can sell his shitty shirts without giving a cent to Norm.
I doubt he himself even finds those videos funny anymore since he has to listen to the same jokes every day.

yeah that's totally the reason. Everything is about you.

what the fuck is a cast anyway?

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What are you, retarded? It's short for cast iron grilling grates.

Dementia

he tried to warn him

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he meant the 3 other - i.e. the non-named ones

fucking retards don't even pay attention. How is that a surprise to anyone who's seen the podcast?

egret's soft hands

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I-ron

youtube.com/watch?v=yrxmM_3swXU

Anyone ever bought a Mangrate?

>WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!
enjoying his life supply of redbull

no, but I get razors sent to my door every day.
it cost me a dollar over the course of my lifetime.

youtube.com/watch?v=KvisCCVlmjk
hi bazzbe
it's funny how half the "reaction videos" about Norm are people just not getting him at all. I've been shamefully watching them recently. It's fascinating.
like this guy: youtu.be/M9LP163f3Ms?t=128
>cos he's faking it...

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what the fuck are these 'reaction' videos what the fuck, do people watch this shit???

Blew up his podcast to go to Netflix but his Netflix show bombed. Hopefully he's working on a new book

yesterday i was recommended a reaction to a reaction of a review

Yes they do. It's kinda strange but in this case it was perversely fascinating to me. People suggest videos for these guys to "react" to and then they get a Norm video and don't know how to react anymore. Some people think Norm is being serious: youtube.com/watch?v=QoCJgk6BAEs at least he's not faking laughter (probably because he doesn't realize Norm is a comedian).
Youtube suggested me one of these one day and I just spent a while watching them. It's kinda like watching Norm's standup with the audience. It's a friendship simulator.

jerking off punks under the 59th street bridge for $15 a pop.

the girl seems to slightly "get" norm but the guy seems a bit thick. also nice trips

how can an intelligent man be addicted to such stupid shit?
he rly thinks he'll win?
I mean, gambling is for losers who dont have much in the first place, playing to win big bucks, or for extremely rich who just dont care if they lose few thousands.
But norm is in the middle, he would be fine without gambling, but losing can be dangerous for him.

he is really afraid of death and gambling takes off the edge

That’s like saying how can smart people be alcoholics or drug addicts. He’s an abuse survivor and an addict.

Addiction doesn't care about intelligence. I wouldn't be surprised if they're even correlated. Like someone mentioned David Milch earlier in this thread, he's obviously a really smart guy but he's crippled himself with gambling debts. The Deadwood movie was probably finally made to pay some of that off.
google.com/search?q=addiction and intelligence

I believe in a difference between being addicted to like drugs, alcohol, masturbation, a strong physical pleasure. but gambling is, hes addicted to what? definitely not playing poker, because you can do it for free. so what's there, thrill of risking all your life savings? that's stupid

literally both are part Jewish.

norm is the absolute worst at business decisions. It seems like netflix made him take down everything as part of the deal like all his podcast and youtube content which are legendary.

watching Norm go over zoomer youtuber retard's head is to be expected but his read of the situation where he thinks Conan dislikes Norm is really surprising to me. aren't these normie NPCs supposed to have good social skills and empathy? i am autistic as it gets and it's very clear to me that Conan likes Norm a lot, he even said in multiple interviews that he's one of the best late night guests you could possible have.

>he rly thinks he'll win?

you are quoting three photos of a man playing texas hold'em, the most beatable game in history of gambling while smugly talking about intelligence and not being able to win. pretty hilarious.

and yes, i am well aware that Norm also gambles on unbeatable bullshit games where you can't possibly have edge

what makes you think the thrill is any different from the pleasure you get from drugs? It's all a physical, chemical problem. There's no particular logic involved in seeking any thrill. You can try to think about it in logical terms, but the afflicted sure don't.
Sorry to link wikipedia like a douche, but en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problem_gambling#Mechanisms
Extreme sports are "stupid" as well.

He looks pretty good there actually no longer a fat fuck. Must have finished that role he was gaining weight for

There are lots of professional gamblers especially in poker, it's not about luck. And those "losers" are more successful than you are.

>there’s no such thing as an old-fashioned gay guy, they’re the most decadent people
Reminder he said this on network television

in his older stuff he did seem a lot more open about his wariness of gay people. I remember on Conan's show there was an awkward moment where he seemed almost homophobic for a second.

youtu.be/wquzFdug5y0?t=614

at 10.14 on his failed pilot
the sketch about threesoms is norms best gay bit

I think his "proud parent of a gay kid" bit is more recent

he didn't get any money from the podcast
youtube.com/watch?v=dAF81Y__hTg&t=3m14s
at 3:14

well, he hates the locker room at the gym
youtube.com/watch?v=6dUaMHjIuvI

what's the minute? i don't like his sitcoms and don't want to go through all

what are you, retarded? He said the time and the time is on the link.

just a little downs syndrome