I don't think you'll be a good match for the position we're offering

BUT I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD MATCH FOR THAT PRAAAAAAAAANK!!!!!

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TOTALLY PRANKED ON BRO AHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S JUST A PRANK DUDE CALM DOWN LMAOOOOOOOOO

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALM DOWN!!! I lost custody of my kids, I lost my house, I LIVE IN MY DAMN CAR!!! FUCK ALL OF YOU AND YOUR PRANK

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I'd do to him what that one user said he'd do to Warwick Davis, except 100 fold.

Why do I keep seeing this posted? What did the little gremlin do ?

prank tv show where he pranks aspiring wagies looking for a job.

He's a hosting a new Netflix shows where he pranks people looking for work.

EL AMERICANO

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he made a netflix show where he mocks people trying to find a job

are there any good clips? I dont have netflix

is this thing human?
looks like a deformed asparagus

Hasn't been shown yet Netflix is on serious damage control with the PR for the show though.

Based Gavin dabbing on wagies.

cut his dick off with plastic scissors or tie enough helium-filled balloons onto him to float away?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIOS MIO SANTA MARIA MADRE DE DIOS Y TODOS LOS SANTOS SALVAME DE LA CREATURA ALABADO SEA JESUCRISTO LIBRANOS DEL OGRO DE LAS TINIEBLAS

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What if one of the prankeds snap and beat the shit out of him? Even in harmless pranks like spooking people the streets some of the victims can be pretty violent.

I wish i was a burger so i could go on this show and kill that goblin in a blood lust rage.

I also hope its a black tranny that snaps, so the MSM can squirm

Based fuck poor people

it was just a goof!

A severe beating could only improve his face desu

kek

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Netflix is saying that the show follows people who applied for like one-day gifs and shit. I’m guessing it’s supposed to be like scare tactics. But with the amount of damage control and the current wave of “ITS JUST A PRANK BRO” entertainment, I’m calling bullshit.

>some /r9k/ neet finally decides to get his life together and applies to be a fluffer on a porn set
>the competency test goes well
>"good job user, you seem perfect for this job! however..."
>the toothless monkey jumps out of the surveillance van parked nearby
>"hahahaha, you just got pranked, there was no job!!! laugh with us user"
>the robot, filled with humiliation, goes home and gets his ar-15
>proceeds to shoot up the set

the most likely outcome desu

>Gates
is Norm drunk or does he think Bill Gates made this show?

but t's ok when nathan fielder does it?

intentionally mispelling Gaten? sounds like a dumb thing Norm would do

Sounds like kino

Who

Sounds like he's just made up a little nickname for Gaten

What is that ugly thing? Is it a human?

Nearly, it's American

Just an average American.

The best prank would be if the wagie applies for the wageslave job and gets it, then spends 50 years working an unfulfilled life of disappointment and regret making someone else a millionaire while barely making ends meet culminating with his eventual heart attack 3 days before retirement. NOW THATD BE A PRANK.

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Guys can we not be this mean to him? He's a talented kid and he knows he's ugly as fuck. Can't we direct this towards Finn since it's the same situation except he actually thinks he's hot.

they call him the GATEKEEPER now. goodbye wagecucks.

Finn hate thread when?

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>some guy begs for the job
>they give him the job but with no pay
>his job is cleaning up online anonymous forums
why would anyone work for free?

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Kek

LOOK DJOUR ON CAMERA HAHHAA U DUMBASS

LOOOL U GODTH PRANKEDH BROO

*dabs*

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NOOOO DELETE THIS!!!! SIDE PROFILES OF FINN SHOULD BE BANNED!!!

Fucking kek

>he looks just like Ezra!
fucking lol

Luckily for him that shit only happens with blacks and blacks never seek jobs.

OK YOU ARE HIRED. CLEAN UP THIS PORTABLE TOILET! I PAY YOU AFTER.

*knocks over porta-potty with wage cuck inside*

HAHAHAHA YOU IS COVEREDS IN MY SHIT NOW, ALSO YOU ARE NOT HIRED THIS IS ALL A PRANK!

Kid literally has rat features

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What will outweigh the other? Normalfaggots love of mutts or pent-up anger due to being a wagie?

Memes and shitposting aside I genuinely cannot understand why anyone would want to be a Yea Forums jany/mod. I wouldn't do it for less than 20 an hour.

Hey buddy we’re all adults here, it’s just a bit of fun, you’ll be fine. Time is the greatest healer.

Yes, because it isn't mean-spirited necessarily and it's absolutely fucking hilarious.

>le 56% face
>dabs on wagies
Is Dustin /ourguy/?

I wish I could rip this little mutt's spinal cord out through his asshole.

the power of deleting funposts and cp.

powertrip

guys it's ok
this guy knows he went from 'weirdly cute' to 'abominacion' in record time

he will commit suicide soon after Stranger Things is over mark my words

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Yet he's already made, experienced and learned more than you. I guess you look better than him(according to you but we all know that's a lie) so you have that going for you.

like Handsome Squidward
norm doesn't drink

>Yet he's already made, experienced and learned more than you
like what
how to play pretend and dance like a monkey for netflix subscribers?

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T. Amerimutt

Post your face

ugh fine

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DIOS MIO DE LE 56% ABOMINOMICA

How can this kid look into a mirror and then go before camera? Just how? How delusional is he or how big is his inflated ego from normies liking his twitter posts or what?

HAHA
FUCKING
EPIC

it makes me feel good desu

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lmao

What exact race is that?

>What exact race
doesn't exist

niggerflix .. . .HAHAHAHAHHAHA . ..

He's doing the same thing as Nathan For You but everyone needs to act outraged for some reason.

mutt

because alt right incels are over emotional retards who live to be outraged.

AVclub are altright incels? Everyone is getting outraged over this

-1.0 Italian

Looking at your face, I'd say that God pranked you first, Bro!

Do people actually say that? Even as a child Ezra Miller was Caravaggio tier

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Finn’s based and qt

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I thought Nathan made it pretty clear what he was hiring people for. The cameras were just there for the show but he didn’t really trick anyone

And now he looks like a drug addicted tranny
Good look kids always turn to shit, hope Finn would end up better.

just imagine the story arc lads
>little goblino transitions into puberty
>his face gets worse loses the "he's just a kid give him a break" card
>stops getting absolutely any roles
>so desperate he goes to harvey weinstein's new " underground/indie" studio
>gets told the only way to get him a role would be if he got HARV'd and sucked some good dick
>by this point the little fucker is probably starving for days
>he says fuck it and gets on his knees
>suddenly Finn Wolfhardt and MBB burst through the door laughing
>ITS JUST A PRANK BRAH
>he looks at them, and then back at Harvey
>Harvey is holding a camera in his face

He gets all the hate for something some netflix writer shat out lmao.

Nah he looks like a chad now when he's not crossdressing

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I think it sucks for every kid in Stranger Things when they’re not Finn Wolfhard. This kid even born with the name perfect the the entertainment industry.

Sleep tight comfy froggo

>Howard Stern impersonator

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OH NO NO NO NO

hey now!

So did he suck Finn and MBb’s sucks?

Why do you guys suck his dick so ferociously? He's seriously nothing special and he's by all means an ugly fucker too

Yeah and those people are desperately trying to meme him into sex symbol status

>star on one decent netflix show
>now rich and world famous

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Meanwhile this is what he looks like 99% of the time

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at least he doesn't post wojack edits

Nigger looks straight out of a gay club

i'd imagine so, given they were formerly Harvey's

that jaw still mogs most men into oblivion

What a fucking abomination.
If this is what Hollywood trying to sell us as “”attractive”” i’d rather they keep pushing us the black actors.

Do people actually want Finn to look like this? What kind of sickfuck wants a normal child to end up like a tranny?

he's sixteen bro

He’s the executive producer of the show

i think it’s mostly just the Ezra Miller fags pushing for this idea to keep him relevant, seeing he’s posting in a Gaten Matarazzo thread for some reasons

JESUCRISTO LÍBRANOS DE ESTAS ABOBINACIONES DE LA OSCURIDAD SAN PEDRO REZA POR NOSOTROS SALVANOS DE LA CREATURA AMERICANA MARIA SANTA MADRE DISPERSA LAS TINIEBLAS DE LOS OGROS DE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS LA MALDICION DEL 56 POR CIENTO...

Why does he trigger Yea Forums so much? It's so harmless, like a grown-up high school drama student. It's not like he's parading naked in the streets at a Folsom Street Fair, he wears lipstick and dresses sometimes. Big fucking deal. For all the degeneracy we have in this world you could get so much worse.

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it's either that or Finn is going this way

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Not gonna lie I used to hate this kid and his ugly mug but now I think he's BASED.

Anyone else?

They’re only here after someone mentioning finn, I guess they’re always searching for his name on archive and try to shill him in any possible situation.

He can always get a rhinoplasty, most Jewish actors do. Brody is just too proud to go through it (and his nose is kinda charming desu)

>faggot wars
They’re both disgusting freaks of nature

So, is it just like every other prank show, like that Tracy morgan spoops the poop out of you show, where the fake job is to get them in the door for the pranks or are the pranks actually just not giving them the job? Because if it's the former, this isn't anything new at all.

>get on your knees bro, I’m only doing this seeing we were friends back then!

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Just go on /biz/ bro. Ultra top secret investing strategies that will make you as rich as him in a few weeks. Just buy high and sell low fren.

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Finnfags all over Twitter are obsessed with comparing the two of them

>implying there isn't some one spamming that "imagine if ezra, timothy, finn and Keanu all played the same character" threads
the only mention of ezra was when I joked about said spammer and how you fags were arguing finn and ezra looked alike in said thread

top kek

Fuck yes, I hope they get decent footage

The ezramiller poster is probably the most pathetic person on this board, they’d suddenly show up in every unrelated thread just try to change the topic and shill him.

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that first column of threads very clearly is different people posting them, that Cage/Ezra thread is a meme

All the money and women in the world couldn't make looking like him worth it

That’s actually a Chalamet fag

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Nepotism among Hebrews should be called out

>literally months ago
wow yet you finn fags are here daily

>cow camo pants
He knew what he wanted

IT'S JUST A FUCKING PRANK DUDE!!!!!

You Stranger Things pedos should be happy he gets compared to him, he's a kino actor.

>filename

Not everyone can keep up with your autism to update that pic daily.

>kino actor
>that guy who’s in a flop after flops, and the jobs are already drying up

A Black Bull?

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SANTA MADRE DE DIOS

The point is that it’s inappropriate comparing a literal child to some adult man who looks like an AIDS ridden tranny faggot.

he's all nose, jesus look at that beak

>literal child
Funny how that argument goes out the window when you're making posts like this:

>delusional Ezra Miller fag
What are you even doing in a Gaten Matrazzo thread?
Jesus you people are insufferable.

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>calling me delusional when you still think this future kid's birthday party Howard Stern impersonator is any way comparable to this chad

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No, you’re not bringing Jewish golem into this

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Jesus the kikeshills are coming out in full force

>you’re not bringing Jewish golem into this
I think you were 131 posts too late for that requirement.

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Everyone in this thread is Jewish aside from the goblino in the OP, so calling anyone a kike at this point is kind of redundant

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>keep posting that same pictures from the WB press tour where he was mandated to look normal when most of the time he looks like the most stereotypical greasy kike

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what a hottie

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tbf he’s not as popular now as he once was, the only time he’s relevant is when he was compared to that kid from Stranger Things who’s far more popular than him

gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/actor-ezra-miller-attends-the-the-stanford-prison-news-photo/462303548?adppopup=true
That picture is from 2015
When someone asks about your appearance, do you go pulling out photos from 4 years ago too?

>a good old el goblino thread turned into complete shit when that ezra Miller samefag spammer derailed the thread and now all the kike pedo shills are here
And I thought I couldn’t hate that guy even more

Why are you falseflagging? We all know you're a Finnfaggot.

>maybe if I spam "samefag!!!!" enough times people will stop liking things I don't like
kys

Pretending that Finn doesn’t look like a greasy kike either

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This thread took an interesting turn. Wonder when the Chalametfags joining the party?

neither of them is good looking but at least he seems like a normal kid.

/thread

The Ezra Miller spammer is like the aids Ezra Miller has that kills every thread he’s touched

Why the fuck this nigga wearing a japor snippet for?

Can someone post a clip of this shitshow?

It was only just announced. And I doubt it's ever actually being made after the shitstorm of the last week.

Please go play outside or maybe help around your parents house. I'm sure your room needs some cleaning you can start with that. We all know you're on summer break.

BROS THEY'RE PUSHING CHAINLINK WHENEVER I GO THERE DO I BUY NOW????

You can hate him all you want but Ezra is objectively attractive, only contrarians think otherwise. Notice how any argument against him always uses old pictures, or "muh aids"/calls him a faggot. Because that's the only argument they possess.

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