>tfw 46.9 bitcoins and still live with mummy and claim benefits

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hey, gimme a bitcoin

address?

>bitcoins
There is literally (!) no way to convert that meme shit into actual currency, other than:
1.) Meet in some cafe like a dope dealer and hope the other party carrying the cash won't just rob you
2.) Use some shady, shitty online "exchange" (aka bug-ridden, hastily copy-paste-coded shithole platform) to convert it with 20% commission and with a probability of 89% that the site admin will just exit scam you as soon as the transaction to the online wallet is complete).
In other words, you DUMB FUCK:
You threw almost 500K US$ out the window for your neckbeard meme currency which WILL be banned without refund by all governments 2020 at the latest.

>he thinks $470,000 in Monopoly money is something

I literally make half of that in a year, yeah I know I have to work a whole year for it, but the thing is I barely work at all, 20h/week office style job, basically I just shitpost here.

Well that and you can actually spend your money.

>tfw i'm sitting at a $25,000 chainlink stack that will worth $20,000,000 in 2 years

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>chainlink
>will worth $20,000,000 in 2 years
Depends on how we define "worth". If by "worth" you mean "according to some exchange rate", then maybe. If by "worth" you mean "can be converted into said US$ amount" then I've got bad news for you.

Well I have a pet dog

Based bizposters

>20h/week on 200k
yeah you aren’t fooling anyone

>tfw when I control the blockchain

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>he doesn’t know how to use coinbase

Ok Bog

>coinbase
Literally Point 2.) of my post

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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imagine being this retard

Why is there a masturbating fursona drawn on the wall behind her?

>a probability of 89%
where did you get this #?

Care to counter by means of factual statements pertaining to my initial argument itself?
No?
Well. Guess I'm right then. I am not a therapist for your cognitive dissonance, though. If you now noticed that your money is gone, stop shooting the messenger. That's on you.

Nice last resort focusing on technicalities you got there.

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I was just genuinely curious but the fact that you responded in a negative way shows me you're just bringing up bullshit #'s.

retard

Enjoy dying in poverty.

please god give me gf

Comfy here with my 5k stack of link
Hi biz

Checked

>I got a budget of 100 million to make a biopic about the smartest man in the world but I don't know who to do it on
>sir, I know just the guy you're looking for

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Bizraelis run this shit

Cringe

Based and checked.

You can use it to buy gold or silver

>tfw sitting on $11k of actual real money in the bank
Fucking step it up cryptocucks

Crypto is useless outside of third world countries and places in the EU.

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

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do some research.

does yout mummy cry herself to sleep every night about her autistic parasite of a son?

For two years I have asked in threads what the product is that they're selling and I have yet to get an answer. It's a complete cult scam

you're buying part of the tokens in the ledger
it might seem like a scam, but it's less so than fiat money which most use to buy it in the first place

this sold for $140 million

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>us navy protecting the dollar
>chinese pla protecting the yuan
>the word of some tech wizard living in garage protecting the bitcoin

you are a MANIAC

excuse me

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>exchange site crashes everytime the bitcoin's value drops
woops haha

I do
you are an excuse of a human being

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>tfw multi-hundredaire after paying for rent and utilities

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