You're trying to impress a lady with your impeccable taste in film. Which three movies do you list as your favorites?

What the fuck happened to women? Her ass and thighs are fucking huge and her waist is like an anorexic.

do there exist webms of asian women where they don't act as infantile morons?

I want to see these cute girls burp fart cuss and belch, also some genuine emotion that would make it seem like they are actually human would be nice too.

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Captain Marvel
Harry Potter and the Prisoner Of Azkaban
Interstellar

I mean you just know she has six pounds of makeup on, so yeah, it's a little weird when they act western and overly confident. The whole geisha thing with being perfect and subservient works great for them, acting like Nicki Minaj does not.

plastic surgeries.

when did this board turn gay?

Yikes!

and thats a good thing

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>Thick asian bitches
literally mankind's only wickness
GIVE ME THE FUCKING NAME

also Love Exposure, Amores Perros and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Fury Road
Blade Runner 2049
Alita: Battle Angel

They're all old roasties caked in makeup, user. They're trying to act like little girls because that's what's sexy in Japan.

the fifth element
labyrinth
back to the future 2

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>liking what nigs find attractive
Christ, Yea Forums

Transformers
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers: Dark of the Moon

God Bless Bay

young roasties do the same shit as well, idk what's your point

Alien
Aliens
Alien 3

86 transformers movie
big trouble in little china
aliens

cant stop my cock

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Master and Commander: Far Side of the World
Das Boot
Titanic

WHO IS SHE!!!???

holy fuck what a goddess

yes just ask for them on kpop general

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blacks have the best taste in body type

not everyone enjoys flat 12 year old boy bodies user

No, I also have a vagina.

>young girls act like themselves
Wow shocking take, user. Obviously it's only weird when 40 year olds do it. What kind of autistic fuck cares if a 12 year old acts like a 12 year old?

Any time I see a thread with a hot slut I'm going to do pushups. I can do 21 now

Some broad on tiktok. cchelseameow, I think. But she's covered in shitty looking tattoos, so she's only hot when covered up.

Black Panther
Us
Get Out

WHERE'S THE FUCKING NAME

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your webm is exactly what I'm complaining against, retard.

Also there is NO (0(zero)) sincerity/authenticity in Kpop.

this but unironically

That's not her waist, she has her pants pulled up to her fucking belly button. It's done to produce that exact effect. Making everything below the belt look like an exaggerated lower body.

>letting niggers dictate what you can like
Based beta

>labyrinth
Kino

I meant girls 18-30, you know the time at which at least in the west women shed the first tiniest bits of being subhuman garbage children

you are very gay

Nobody tell him

if it's an art hoe
>the Dreamers
>the Holy Mountain
>Fault in Our Stars

if it's some actually educated and intellectually groomed woman:
>Lost in Translation
>1982 Blade Runner
>Blue Velvet

Repo Man
A Boy And His Dog
Betty Blue [37° 2 le matin]

bonus: pic related

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hot tip: educated women do not like Blade Runner. They all wrote at least one essay about how rapey Harrison Ford is in that movie.

>thirsty niggas can't google
She's @cchelseameow on TikTok

she's covered with tattoos btw

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Drive
Blade Runner 2049
First Man

If she says even a single seemingly negative thing I will stomp her head until there's nothing left

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you just got baited

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if she's that sort of woman I'm not talking to her anyway

Das Boot
Master and Commander
The Hunt for Red October

alternate set:
Chinese Ghost Story (1987)
Cherry 2000
Miracle Mile

bonus: pic related

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femdom jav videos i guess. some of those girl look really mean and bossy

ABSOLUTELY BASED

third set:
After Hours
Bringing out the Dead
Conan the Barbarian

bonus: pic related

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they took the alicepill

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Avengers
Captain Marvel
Black Panther

Anything from based Marvel, baby!!

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Her account doesnt show up on tik tok wtf

Gladiator

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>arms
whatever, I'm used to it, this is where every normie retard gets some kind of ink
>shoulder
ehhhhh, now you can't wear low-cut dresses without looking like a ghetto piece of ass that some chink gang passed around like a blunt, but whatever, your body
>stomach/lower chest
AAH AAH KILL IT WITH FIRE IT IS NO LONGER HUMAN

I had a slampig FWB for a solid 8 months but she was so unbelievably obnoxious and vapid to be around with the worst taste in everything that whenever my penis wasn't either in her mouth or creampieing her pussy I couldn't stand being around her.

The 30 min-1 hour of sex almost made it worth it though.

utterly based

das it mane

Starship Troopers
The Hunter
The House that Jack Built

Bonus: Pic related

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>peach tattoo designed to look like a girl's ass
what the fuck? how is this allowed? am I allowed to get panels from my favorite hentai slapped on my skin?

Shaft
Shaft
Shaft

thanks fren

>being gay unironically
wew lad

>Asian housemate promised to fuck me if I didn't lose my virginity by graduation
I lost it in my final year, but damn if the sexual tension in our house wasn't sky high for months.

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just Captain Ron

what's with these thiccy Chinese ladies showing up everywhere?

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Hardy potter 1 2 3
No way I won't get laid with that answer

christ, equillibium is so fucking shitty

based. if a chick hasn't taken the boatpill she's not worth your time

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t. retard

Eyes Wide Shut
Mother
Vanilla Sky

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Ruined by those nigger tier tattoos

>not wanting to shoot all over that dove
gay

l-lads
I think I'm developing yellow fever
send help

>ejaculating outside
based cuck

actually he does have a point with american psycho. i met plenty of bitches who jacked off to the thought of getting gored by bateman.

>2008 Alone in the Dark
the fuck

>thinks equilibrium is a challenging film
embarrassing. the matrix has more complex ideas.

Mad Max Fury Road
Drive
Blade Runner 2049

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>impregnating a woman
Literally cucking yourself

@116957133

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Not him but isn't cumming outside the opposite of being a cuck?
The only reason a woman should let herlself be fucked is because she wants to bear the children of the man.
By cumming outside, the man is telling her she is just worth a fuck, not procreation thus making her a glorified sex doll.

you're literally letting another man mark her with her DNA by not impregnating her.

>Yea Forums - Inner-Mechanics of Cuckoldry

I hope you told her you were a virgin anyway, right user?

>@
it's time to stop posting for tonight user

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Well, she set me up with one of her friends, that's how it happened. I can't complain though, all I had to do was clean up my room and wait for her to arrive.

@116957356
>Doesnt understand taking away (you)'s

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>believing in transitive identity
You are not who you were. By impregnating any woman and forcing future self to raise your past self's child, you are, by definition, cucking yourself.

LEGO MOVIE
LEGO MOVIE 2

that is all

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I'm sorry user, but there is no cure. Once you go yellow you don't go back.

Jordan Peterson would be proud

Look at this fake fucking cunt acting like a child

I had a copy of 12 rules on my shelf when we did it, thank you lobster internet dad.

The Hangover
Mean Girls
Guardians of the Galaxy

Literally no woman is going to be impressed by any movie you could possibly list.

>tfw no thicc qt chinkess gf

;(

Eternal Sunshine. Insert any Wes Anderson flick. Amelie, bitch. This shit is so fucking simple. No wonder this place is full of fucking virgins.

Would Chocolat make bitches moist?

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>Napoleon (1927)
>Chimes at Midnight (1965)
>Daredevil Director's Cut (2004)

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Ran
Blade Runner 2049
Dredd

Everytime I find myself in a situation like that, I always have the perfect solution.
Women, after all, don't like anything more than being explained why something is actually genius.

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baaaaAAAASED

BvS

Still will not make a single difference whatsoever. No woman's decision on whether or not to date or fuck you has ever been secured by naming a movie or movies.
I haven't been a virgin since I was 14 in 1996.

go away gen Xer

>No woman's decision on whether or not to date or fuck you has ever been secured by naming a movie or movies.
No shit. You also have to say some bullshit about how free spirited she is.

Technically an early millennial. This sub is shit at generations. They regularly call 40 year olds boomers.
You are never going to get a woman into bed by mirroring her choices. Women want men, not boys pretending to be women.

I tell her the truth instead.

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Star Trek 2 TWoK
Predator

>You are never going to get a woman into bed by mirroring her choices
You don't. You say this shit first, retard. Why are you acting as though this is challenging? It's basically madlibs. Look at the girl, say thing she's obviously about.

Local Hero
Withnail and I
Kes

what race is this? white/asian parents is my guess

Because however it is you're getting laid, it's clearly not the way you think. Screaming 'retard' at people shows your age, as does your odd decision to be an empty, worthless being with no sense of self. 'Just say what she's about?' children fall for that. Grown women want a man and will fuck you even if you tell them they're full of shit.

What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck is a "grown woman"? Why are you acting as if girls aren't easy as shit to read? Do you think we're talking about establishing lasting relationships or some shit? We're talking about fucking. You don't need hardly shit to get there.

>girls burp fart cuss and belch
you call this "not" infantile?

Get the fuck out of here, you daft boomer cunt

Why is there a tear in the wall? Anno, what did you do?

Norbit
Nutty Professor
Nutty Professor II The Klumps

Ugetsu
Ran
Harakiri
Nips only pls, no chinks or gooks.

Women aren't impressed by patrician taste. They want you to be into them boring masculine films like chad is she can bitch about it to the girls and give you head without missing anything interesting.

I need to date an Asian woman NOW.

Sauce

The Toby saga
My Dog Skip
Beethoven saga

Girls love dogs.

Kek

It's ok Chung. You can have our leftovers. Like cucks have Jamal's.

source

I THOUGHT GOOKS WERE FLATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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Time to rewatch Drive

Amadeus
The Guest
Brightburn (literaly me)

i can't remember others right now

Goose>>>Asian sluts

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>all these people asking for sauce
Just fucking google you fools.

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I'm not asian.

>not understanding how lift works

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Elaborate

Death to Smoochy

Don't worry user I image searched no thanks to you

Her boyfriend is a chang though.

See

Chinese with plastic surgery
instagram.com/songyuxin_hitomi/

Based Goosebro