Reddit is making fun of us again

It's funny because r*ddit women and trannies have been squatting on /r9k/ for years now. But I guess it's ok when women and trannies are unemployed alcoholic mentally ill shut in fuckups with messy rooms who stay on their computer for 16 hours a day?

My room looks like that and I’m a 6’3” straight male

gf

I wasn't always a shut in, I went weird when I couldn't find a job

I think I had a breakdown

Spotify? Weird.

this
needs foobar and transmission

Not engaging in real life social situations is comparable to being a drug addict/alcoholic on your brain.

What’s up with Spotify?

yeh they prey on the other feeble minded and made one kid make a brain slushie

how is this making fun of "us"? You are clearly not one of us if you relate to this image

You need to go back

Aren't those meds supposed to make you sociable?

>tfw no gf to leech off of for years

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>/r9k/
>us
You have 2 places you can go back to.

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>thinking a neet would use spotify

Can someone please tell me once and for all if piss jugs are a real thing? It's been a meme for years and even though I'm a loser NEET I just don't see what the advantage is over using the damn toilet.

>gf
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

What is this bingo?
Dont have piss jugs
Dont use spotify
dont browse /r9k/
Barely drink

The rest is true though this is a pretty normie tier list

A neet not necessarily a nerd. And i just realized i dont even remember what neet means anymore

Don't worry, this is for old aged men/women who don't have jobs and just stay home all day

Even if you don't have 'friends' you still have a social circle online and use your brain on doing complex shit

If you dont get it you're either female or you havent gone full NEETpill yet.

>what's wrong with Spotify?
lol

Smell bad and cant use bathroom when company's over is one scenario brainlet

accurate though I don't take pills and I don't browse r9k also very occasional drinking

i wish so much this was true but Yea Forums is normie central, r9k is so fucked in that regard especially.

How have you never used a piss jug? You don't belong here

>Hasn't left house in 6 months, only goes to liquor store or grocery store
When I was made redundant at my last job I was given a payout that was enough to live off for ages and legitimately spent a bit over a year exactly like this.
It was fucking great. I hate having to work again.

r9k/ Yea Forums and /pol/ are the greatest collection of white thinkers the world has ever seen youu tranny shill

>gf
>reddit spacing
nice larp faggot, stop trying to fit in.

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i wish more millions of young people were neet, unironically

there is a huge load of guilt that comes with it and strain, I couldn't even leave the house to go for a meal

I really should have been committed somewhere, but I think my gf just didn't want to be lonely so put up with it. kinda dysfunctional

not as comfy as it sounds and you feel stupid looking back

One time I had several 2-liters filled with piss. Left the house for a weekend, came back and my dad had cleaned my room. Piss bottles were empty. To this day he hasn't said anything about those piss bottles

Post your hand, IMOGENsfavoritepage shitskin

its actually how oldfags still type, I do it sometimes then I remember the format was changed and don't want to be called reddit

>us
I’m a fat balding NEET manlet, but I still have a bunch of friends.
the Seroquel part is true though and the 16+ hours a day on here.

/pol/ wasn't endless, pathetic bitching about women until /r9k/ started leaking.

>literal smelly NEET faggot can get a gf
>(You) can't

wew

>Yea Forums is normie central
As long as you aren’t a fag that uses other sites like reddit or twitter or discord it’s extremely easy to pretend this is a haven for outcasts. Don’t even have to bother with obscurer image boards

Only crippling loneliness applies to me from that list. Still feel like dying.

Not in employment education or training

Spotify is gay for non-neet reasons. 10k song limit? Any autist can hit that real quick

Shit list
>brain is deteriorating
This is spot on though.

nice, I can’t wait to bully the next nerd who gives me shit for having been a junkie in the past.

The man is right

I'll never have sex and there's nothing you can do to make me

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>Even if you don't have 'friends' you still have a social circle online
Oh, good! Of course... haha...
...

What else is there? I mean optimally, of course, just download your own songs, but I don't want to keep a million music files on my phone.

fuck off cunt, women are awful

Bump you cowardly fucking shitskin

he chugged them

If you have to ask your not technologically capable of using anything else stick to spotify

right click
create folder
put files

>it's another Yea Forums lies to normalize degeneracy and plays if off as a a joke
Piss jugs are not normal

I have Spotify, foobar for the stuff not on Spotify and a Sansa clip that can hold a few thousand songs

I was always under the impression that pissbottles were a /r9k/ meme.

You can always leave

Why would I save 10k songs to my library? If I want to listen to an album I just search for it.

your are retarted

I'm definetly full NEET, both legally, and psychologically, and I will never understand the use of a piss jug. Just get up, and walk to the bathroom. It's not very hard. If you're a real socially isolated NEET you should live on your own, so you can even waddle to the piss recepticle with waifu body pillow in hand, if you have to.

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How? You literally didn't leave the house? How did you eat? What did you do all day?

That’s because you’re a fucking low IQ peasant. If you had invested it somehow you could live the NEET lifestyle forever.

You can tell a normie made this because it says
>16+ hours a day on the computer
That's not physically possible when you sleep 14 hours a day.

Someone with something resembling a normal life got assmad enough to make this.

>If you're a real socially isolated NEET you should live on your own
You're not a NEET. This sentence outed you.

you probably aren't confined to your room because of roommates so that makes sense

this is literally me

Cortisol

>NEET
>Using spotify
The left can't meme

Cringe

>spotify
>not a 2 tb hdd to store flacs and listening through foobar

Yeah, sounds about right.

D-Does this site count as a social circle?

Autism

>the bus driver got annoyed that I tried to pay him with useless worthless paper rectangles
No shit

Of course user. Why don't you come over later?

No. If you go without real life, face to face interaction for too long your brain is permanently damaged

fuck its me bros

Not being able to find a job smacked me in the face and changed me on a deep level.
Made me enter monk mode.

?????

Do conversations with your parents or coworkers count?

n what way will the brain be damaged? What will be different from a normal person?
Also, does a brain with autism have the same effect? I think an autistic brain functions differently from normal brains so does that mean some dangers to a regular brain don't really affect an autistic brain?
Asking cuz I got a little bit of the tisms

Trying to excommunicated people from anonymous image board for not supporting your piss jugs is autistic behavior

yeah for sure since your not in complete isolation

what's a seroquel? I only take xannies

>was a shut-in NEET
>starting getting fit
>became good looking
>found an equally spergy female later on
>improving together now

Normies have to cope with their shit friendships lol. My gf and I will both be sexy as fuck in a few years and I'll continue triggering cuck leftists that blow their loads to blacked videos. Stay cucked.

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No matter how much you lift nothing will get rid of an ugly face

Yea Forums isn't just not a replacement for social contact, it's worse. Yea Forums is an endless stream of meaningless words and artificial opinions designed to do nothing other than attract attention. That's all it does. Ask yourself what you've learned, or even read, on Yea Forums today. I can't name anything. I can't even remember what thread I was in last. It's all just words that keep your attention as the time passes until you glance at the clock and it's time to sleep, and then you do it all over again the next day. I hate this board. Calling this board social contact is like calling drug use a hobby. It's a substitute that might quell your urges but it does nothing to replace the real thing. We’d all be better off if they just shut it down. I fucking hate what this place has become, and I hate that I haven’t left yet.

Try lifting your spirits

does /r9k/ still exist?

>me
>handsome
>tall
>ripped
>took gfs virginity

>you
>cuck

Simple as.

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>Ask yourself what you've learned, or even read, on Yea Forums today
Quite a bit
You can go through the deleted threads in the last 3 hours and see how inauthentic people here are now. They clamor for Yea Forums free speech on Yea Forums yet cry for the mods when it's the stuff they don't like

big mood my friend

Bullshit. I've been here for over a fucking decade and am the guy who spent a year getting drunk alone in my house.
I have fucking zero issues socialising with people in casual or work settings, I just find most people boring and it's a lot of effort for me to feign interest in them.

Mountain men live for years on their own with only a dog for a companion. No brain damage. Stop spreading false info reddit

>frogposter
Opinion automatically invalidated, fake, gay, and reddit.

Fuck normies.

>coworker starts talking about their kid/holiday/shit they recently bought

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This board is unironically worse than leddit.

Keep dreaming, Redditcuck.

Yes, but the trannies have taken it over

SEETHING at my progress hmm? It's fine. Flattering that the thought of someone overcoming neethood seems unbelieveable to liberal commie faggots. Btw my gf moans the whole time my cock is near her. She can't get enough of it. Stay REDPILLED and eventually the stars will align.

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imagine actually typing this

Lol @ jealous triggered virgins

My post (here: ) got trips of truth, which means you're lying about everything. Seethe harder, virgin Redditnigger. lmao

Yeah, they’re right, what kind of fucking NEET uses Spotify lmao?

I use Apple Music.

Yep. Most people have very few interests so one thing consumes their life and it's all they want to talk about:
Co-worker is building a house then all their stories are about issues with building a house or something that happened with a bank/builder/etc.
Friend had a kid then all their stories are about what happened with their kid.
Someone took a trip to some country and it's the only one they've been to and they only want to talk about that country but specifically their experiences in it.
Boring. I'm not Orson Welles or Howard Hughes or anything but at least I can talk about other things rather than work, kids and houses. For so many people that's all there is.

We're not /r9k/, those fags are insane.

>We're not /r9k/

You're right, we're somehow even worse.

Ok. Remember: These are the type of people who look down on YOU. Google "reddit meet up pictures" for more.

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Every man hates women deep down. From boomers with grandchildren to chads to permavirgins.

They want you to use Apple Music. This image is literally a marketing ploy by (((them)))

I legit had the same experience. I was a bit less than you, maybe 5 years. But it really was weird how much had changed. Cars in particular looked so much more modern.

You talk about Yea Forums like your not a part of it yet you browse the site. So you see yourself as an outsider im just providing with an “excommunicated” option