Is the White Russian a patrician choice of cocktail?

It’s a pretty cringe choice often made by neck beards and teenagers clinging to their virginity

>mfw i'm served a flat flavourless manhattan

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I've only ever had them with milk, I don't like the idea of drinking straight cream.

>>mfw i'm served a flat sneedless manhattan

cocktails are for soibois and for w*men

It's not good. It doesn't mix well and just sort of floats there whereas with milk is pretty much like drinking iced coffee that knocks you on your ass.

>I drink Single Malts like a real man

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>alcohol with cream

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Drinking whiskey is for faggots. Buying up and hoarding rares so the soitelligensia can't have them is patrician.

I don't like it, the taste of alcohol doesn't blend well with milk and cofee liquor. It's a meme drink. Rather just drink Kahlua with milk only. But my favourite drink is simply Gin with Mojito Schweppes, nothing else ever came close.

Cocktails are pretty overrated.

If it's summer and hot outside, they can be pretty refreshing ONLY is they're made simple.

For instance, for me, it's a Cuba Libre

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nihilists? fuck me

>White Russian
>Sour milk that has been left for months and is drunk by greasy 20 years old virgins
>Black Russian
>Coffee liquor that contains more alcohol and is drunk by organised crime

What did bartender school means by this?

The problem with rum is it stinks and gets everything sticky because of the diabetes content.

On a hot summer day I prefer Gin and Tonic which incidentally protects me from malaria and women trying to steal my drink.

It's a delicious drink, but it is the reddit of drinks.
I prefer a whiskey sour.

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>drinking rum & coke past age 22
>actually calling it a Cuba Libre
how many bars have you been laughed out of?

G&T is pretty damn refreshing, never understood why it's cast a stereotype that only females drink it.

who's got your undies walter?

Imagine drinking something because a character in a movie did it
Just like those fuckos who get high and insist on watching Fear and Loathing over and over again

It actually tastes good, the coffe liqour counters the vodka and the milk takes the sting out of it

Ive made both and milk is definetly better

it's okay but the best choice is Nuts vodka + milk. 50/50.

for me, it's a mojito

>Alchohol with coffee flavor and cream.
No thanks user. I'm ok without explosive diarrhea.

yes. I always start off with a white Russian then drink moscow mules the rest of the night. one I'm not trying to drink a bunch of milk when I'm out getting drunk and two ginger is a natural anti-nauseatic so you're less likely to get sick and puke when binge drinking

>Getting diarrhoea from White Russians
What's wrong with your stomach?

who /screwdriver/ here

Such a cool bro.

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It was good for the dude because it’s what the dude preferred. Copying his style only makes you look like a tryhard. Try a variety of beverages and make a decision for once in you’re sad life.

vodka + any kind of citrus is patrician

>People aren't allowed to try something they see and then discover they like it

Last week I got drunk of vodka, lime and sodas. It was actually really nice. Went down like water though. I finished the bottle by 10pm and ended up driving down to get another but only had a couple drinks from the second bottle before calling it quits.

You might be gay

for me it's an extremely dry vodka martini with olive

I've tried it only a couple of times but it doesn't make any sense to me to pour fucking milk in my booze. My hangover shit tomorrow will be bad enough without me pouring a liter of milk down my throat.
My main drink these days is either rum and coke or vodka and orange juice. For some reason, I feel like the coke and / or the OJ help to reduce the booze's impact.

Olives are gross, get it with lemon

You can do so much better. Ascend to the Dark & Stormy.

>Olives are gross
you have the taste in food of a small child

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>For some reason, I feel like the coke and / or the OJ help to reduce the booze's impact.
Yeah, the acidity means you can't down it as fast and end up pacing yourself.

its fucking great, good to drink with girls because its not strong and gets you drunk relatively fast, i made when i had a threesome

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I fucking love this scene. Also checked.

>go to a bar downtown with friends
>order an old fashioned with Maker's Mark
>bar tender very briefly looks confused
>ask him if he knows what it is
>He says he does
>Couple of minutes passes
>he brings me my drink
>It's a tumbler full of Fireball with a cherry on it

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>shit that never happened
You have to be able to make all of the classic cocktails to get a bartending license.

>Implying

I've had something similar happen. A bartender guy had to Google how to make a fucking mojito at this place near my house

The Negroni is the TRUE patrician choice

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Nikolaschka > powergap > everything else

I tried getting them with lemon twists for a few months and just couldn't enjoy it as much

>that image

based, for me its a gimlet with tanqueray london dry and roses lime juice

Where do you fucking live? There are like six bartenders for every opening out here.

while negroni is not my favourite, you still have good taste brother

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>mfw drinking this on a rainy night in the jazz themed bar in my town
It makes depression feel aesthetic and soothing somehow, I love it.

its a very clean drunk i love it

Long Island iced tea is the only non-gay cocktail

Are you serious? The only people I know who buy those are women and my gay uncle and his husband.

>tfw you enjoy pretty much every single drink posted in this thread

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Worrying about wheter a cocktail is gay or not is for incels. Pure pussy repellent.

>Campari going full shilling with Negroni Week coming
Not complaining though, all the bars in town make a custom version of Negroni so it's cool to try different ones. I had this one with a smoky and sweet taste it was delicious.

I'm not gonna say it's terribly creative but my favorite concoction I've ever worked out was an American Leroy with a twist, so it's vodka (I prefer Texas Son), Bailey's, Curacao and then Kahlua Especial instead of regular Kahlua, shaken over ice. What do you think, lads?

t. redskin

I usually just go with clear rum and seltzer.

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for me it's vodka & gatorade

Sounds like it's pretty sweet, not my cup of tea but I think it's a nice combination. I would love to hear how did you balance the ingredients out

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I wasn't serious, but isn't the name a euphemism, because it's just a bunch of different hard liquors mixed together to get you shitfaced? We used to get some to-go at a local downtown bar to warm up and they were always really strong. I don't know shit about cocktails tbqh famalamadingdong

>not just drinking jungle juice and four horsemen in your garage

paralyzer is the real mans choice

>I like this thing, but I choose not to enjoy it because I'll be embarrassed in front of strangers on Yea Forums
top pathetic

This one is pretty simple, it's 1oz each, and the normal recipe just calls for a regular coffee liqueur, but the especial is a bit heavier. As I said, I'm not terribly creative, but it is enjoyable. Thanks for the feedback.

They are great for blacking out if you make them right. The milk takes away all the burn from the vodka. I would essentially make them loaded with vodka and kallhua with a little bit of milk and it would easily get me fucked up.

Pretty cool, I love creating and trying different combinations, that's why I became a bartender in the first place. Last week I made a Blueberry and Rosemary Syrup, and I made a Gin sour with it (eggwhite included). It was really nice, refreshing and just all around a pleasure to drink.

Irish whiskey with one ice cube, the patrician's choice.

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based college man

I like simple combinations of gin with anything that fits and makes it taste kind of "fresh". It's not as boring as doing the same with vodka.

That sounds like it would perk me right up in the morning, I hope you don't mind if I see if I can make this work for myself. How'd you work out the syrup?

All rums don't have added sugar you silly bugger. For example in Cuba and some other Caribbean countries it is prohibited to add sugar into rum.

>I prefer Gin and Tonic which incidentally protects me from malaria
most modern tonic water does not have enough quinine to protect you from malaria

>Not justing drinking the drink straight, maybe an ice cube at most
>"I need fruit juice because the taste is yuckie otherwise!"

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Eh, never really got the appeal of Hendrix relative to a good Tanqueray and Tonic. Maybe I just had a shitty version of it. I missed all the tartness I associate with gin and tonic.

>"I care how other people drink beverages!"

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Bro, drink about 3 and you will definitely be feelin it.

Everytime I watch TBL I always make 1 or 2. Supreme comfy.

>I care if people care about how others drink beverages

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>women trying to steal my drink.
Eh? Women love gin and tonics. Or they do in the UK at the least. Gin is booming over here.

Hey man, it's a funny joke and that black guy looks high out of his mind.

Please try it by all means, I prepared a simple syrup on my stove with plenty of Blueberries until boiling, took it out of the fire, then rinsed the rosemary in cold iced water then dropped it in the syrup and left it to cool with a lid on, I used the basic 2 parts gin 1 part syrup and 1 part Lemon juice (or lime if you prefer it's taste) and the eggwhite for the creamy texture and beautiful presentation.

>I care about people caring about what I care about

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Thanks very much. I may try this next weekend. And if you're ever in the Dallas area, I hope I'm fortunate enough to buy you a drink!

I really hope you enjoy it user, have a good day

If I'm at a casino I'll usually order a couple while sitting at the tables, pretty tasty. I'll pretty much always get one of the old fucks to make a comment on it too.

Based

No one:

Literally no one:

>Am I the only one who thinks they taste great when made with milk but like absolute shit with cream?

Fuck you, too far

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indeed
would party with/10

I learned it from the best. You.

Typical childhood in England

Only mixed drink I enjoy is rum and coke

Cocktails are great, is there anything I could mix this with?

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For me, it's Stella Artois

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That image is older than the internet, newfag

Whiskey, bitters, sugar. Everything else is whatever you want, stop being snobs on the internet over this.

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All I've been drinking for the past month is vodka with lemonade. Simple, refreshing, tastes good and gets the job done

too sweet.

bourbon with ice

My nigga

>grappa
Not really, no. There is probably a few really fucking weird recipes floating around, though.

>grappa

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Oh Sharon an old fashioned.

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>is there anything I could mix this with?
no, you want to drink that shit straight

It clogs up your intestines. Well, at least when you use Bacardi.
Horrible stomach cramps and the shits all night

I'll have a bourbon, neat.

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yeah apparently the grappa bloody mary is great but I don't feel like wasting it tbf, hoped someone had a secret recipe

What the fuck kinda upscale places do you go to?

I don't go to bars often, perhaps once a year even if that.
But when I do, it's 5 to 8 Zombies for a nice night

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Malort with Worcestershire sauce is patrician

>milk
>make it with pouring cream or that half n' half stuff.

>only hires licensed bartenders
>upscale
Move to a real city

Never tasted Baileys? That's tasty stuff.

>licensed bartenders
lol are you an American?

For me, it's a pint glass filled 2/3 with jim beam that I down in 30 seconds and chase with a peach or lemonade energy drink.

Alcoholic here. Bourbon with cloudy apple juice (a "stonewall jackson") or rum with smooth orange juice (a "rum driver") are patrician.

Yes. They make bartenders get a license so people don't hire retards who think their job is just pouring beer.

I go with vodka & redbull.

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Lynchburg Lemonade niggas

Jack, limoncello or triple sec and sprite

at least here in Finland its a meme cocktail for people who just turned 18

most bars do it with semi-skimmed milk of course

Could you have less taste?

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I had to take a safety test to become a bartender, so I was "licensed" in that I took a quiz online about how much trouble I'd get in if I broke alcohol serving laws.

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No I’m not a faggot like you user.

Honestly don’t really like drinking, a beer is nice every now and then but yeah like one of the other anons said, mainly prefer to have some sortve cocktail on a sunny day near the pool or something.

I’ve had White Russians though, it’s a good drink but not something I’d want to have more than once in one sitting.