Where to start with bollywood?

where to start with bollywood?

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FUCK, i want a gf now

Don't.

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Nowhere, they have not made a single kino

Idk user, this seems kino

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Holy FUCK that's BASED

Don't know, but they have some acceptable females, I wonder how ugly a male son with them would look like.

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Is there like a whole movie series with scenes like this? I really want to watch them

Someone post the one where the lady falls for like 2 minutes straight

indians are so fucking cringey and goofy it's impossible for them to make good movies

She is actually stunning

thicc

>tfw will never be able to get a qt Indian gf because i'm not white

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What an absolutely gorgeous girl.
>I wonder how ugly a male son with them would look like.
With your genes? Probably some Open-Bob incel. With mine? Motherfucking CHADinder

>I wonder how ugly a male son with them would look like.
What about a daughter (male)?

K I N O

kino

>indians are so fucking cringey and goofy it's impossible for them to make good movies
lol imagine taking entertainment media seriously

spoopy

This movie. Khakee (2004)
It's Bollywood's Heat/Infernal Affairs

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lmaoooo

Based indian imagination

more entertaining than most 'murican movies

look up the directors and producers of one of those movies and you'll find others.

Bahubali.

>tfw will never get a blonde gf because I'm a pajeet

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heh

Check out Gangs of Wasseypur (1 + 2)
It's a gangster epic spanning multiple generations of rivaling gangster families. Super violent though

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Ashoka ending is completely kino, that if you can withstand how at the beginning they forgot how to act. But it gets progressively better.

that's Tollywood

A bath using deodorant soap

>watching indian movie
>they stop to take a shit in the middle of the street
>they start to break out into a song and dance number about street shitting
>its lasts 3 hours
>has nothing to do with the main story

That movie won 10 kumars (Indian equivalent of an oscar)

is india the most cucked country?
even the criminals are fags
>japanese mafia
>spend their millions making porn and legal cunnyposts

>indian mafia
>spend their millions making musicals?
is it because indian mobsters are too insecure to have their cocks shown on camera so they pretend it's all above board?

Indian mafia blows shit up
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Bombay_bombings

>bombay bombings
haha

ahem

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bollywood>jewood

Joke's on you, That isn't Bollywood! Rather Tollywood.

3 Idiots is pure kino.

>compensating this hard
jesus christ these pencil dicks need to get laid

KINO

zoomer faggot

Imagine the smell

first, you need to sub to t series