The protagonist of the last movie / tv episode you watched is now your roommate.
Describe your situation.
Hardmode: antagonist / villain, instead of protag
The protagonist of the last movie / tv episode you watched is now your roommate.
Describe your situation.
Hardmode: antagonist / villain, instead of protag
>Clint Eastwood in the Mule
Top kino
We both like quality art, so we should be ok. He's a bit autistic, too.
Could you live with a total chad, tho?
tyler durden.
stop bringing randos in my house you edgy, handsome faggot reeeeeeeee
This guy, pretty comfy
>James May
>Jeremy Clarkson
>Richard Hammond
Perfect desu
Woody from Toy Story 4
I’m ok with it as long as he shares Bo
>living with a depressed drone
I don't know, man.
>The Sting
Somehow I don’t think redford’s Hooker would make a very good roommate.
My mom doesn’t seem to have any issue doing it.
egotistical, noisy, bad temper, constantly starting fires, etc.
not great, but he IS pretty talented, and maybe he'll let me borrow his helmet
I'm sorry, user.
A free supply of as much feed and seed I could ever need, nice.
>The seven year itch
I guess he seemed pretty bro tier, should be a decent time
Just watched brightburn. Eh, I bet I could manipulate that kid and do some wacky shit without being killed.
>fisk could you g-
>AS A BOY
Fisk is a total bro. Just don't discuss women with him.
Not very talkative and will be drinking while on her laptop all the time. I'm ok with it.
He definitely wasn’t a chad in that movie
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>Matt Berry's angry drunk copper from Year of the Rabbit
I'll hardly see him, doesn't seem like the domestic type. With him on the beat busting wankers or being pissed somewhere.
Would she sexually harass you?
Same here. Im up to random sex nights tho
imagine the possibilities
Guess I'm hanging out with these vampires now. There will be blood.
Could be fun if he brings his friends over to hang out.
>Tom Green from Freddy Got Fingered is now living in my small one bedroom apartment with me
Just blow my fucking brains out now thanks
based
Miles teller from too old to die young.
He keeps spitting.
All he does is mope around. When he's not drunkenly sexting this one blonde married chick, he's writing some kind of manifesto. Also he fucking stinks. Can't bring any chicks over because of the smell. When we have a friend over he just peppers them with questions about political shit and then wants to show them his prepper kit for when society collapses. Odd case.
haha this is so me
So I guess he'll just exploit me as long as possible before kicking me out.
I win.
Matt Damon in the Rainmaker. Decent, he'll have my back.
>watching movies
>remembering the last movie you watched
Michael Burnham from Star Trek Discovery. I guess it'll be fine, since every problem evaporates under her gaze. Probably be a pretty good roommate. Although as a white male I'm unlikely to survive until our next rent due. Oh well, good with the bad.
maybe I could get a job in his company and leave the neet life for a while
Pat Sajak from Wheel of Fortune
Or are the contestants the protagonists? The show seems to follow Sajak's story, not theirs.
I'm calling out from work, like from now on