Why are you not watching Neon Genesis Evangelion right now user?

Why are you not watching Neon Genesis Evangelion right now user?

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I already rewatched it all last week.

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I watched in 2002 and I remember it all vividly enough that I don't need to watch it again

plus when you look it up it keeps getting remade or dubbed again

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Because it’s whiny angsty shit that only appeals to teenage zit farmers?

not enough buzzwords

Sure, i'll bust out the ol' VHS player and give it another whirl.

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Unironically waiting for my mom to leave so I can roll a joint, step out to the balcony and smoke it while rewatching Evangelion on my phone.
I just reached the second half of the show so shit's getting real soon.

Because I already watched it and I’m not a redditor who sucks Netflix cock. Shill harder gayboi

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Because I watched it forever ago on television.

Yea Forums is already having a meltdown over this.

> inferior new dub with a worse script
I'm good, Netflix shill. If they wanted to redub it, they should have gotten the same staff as the Rebuilds.

groupstream-bro is asleep

>Hating anime on an anime discussion forum

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>hating anime
i hate trannies and every single weeb is a tranny

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Netflix is the new Facebook don't forget

Again
>Hating anime or weebs on an anime discussion forum

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Here's a reminder for you, anglo bastard: your dubs sound like shit and you only tolerate them because you're so used to hearing your own language.

>go back to r3ddit
no there's even more trannies there, but you might fit right in

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Anime is for fucking faggot losers

see
Newfaggot

Say dilate a couple hundred more times and maybe the trannies will stop living rent free in your head.

Redditoras absolutely hate anime and weebs, just look at filthyfrank, the epitome of reddit

Why weren't you part of this site before the 2010s and part of Yea Forums before the mid 2010s?
You won't be able to deny what I've said because the version of that image you've posted is a post-post reddit invasion version.

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>Ugh I hate anime! Now what site should I go to, ah yes, a copycat of a japanese imageboard for american weeaboos to discuss anime!

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I'm taking a break to shower

How's the new dub?

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They somehow made Shinji even gayer.

>hating anime is reddit
Newfag

like everyone else i already watched it 47 years ago

I watched it 15 years ago and didn’t like it back then

reminder that asuka is bait for losers with a fetish for being submissive yet bring nothing else to the table
misato best girl

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absolutely based and checked pilled

Because I'm watching JoJo.

Because I just got done watching it again yesterday and have no desire to watch a scuffed version of it on Netflix.

For me, it’s DVD

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what does this even mean?

based jobro
I just can't get into "serious" anime when the characters all just look so silly and cartoonish. I can only watch dumb shit like JoJo that doesn't take itself too seriously

Because I don't have netflix and also heard the new dub sucks and stuff anyway.

I just finished watching this instead. Totally relatable.

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R E N T F R E E

this shit came out in the 90s and normalshits swarm over it because they want otaku cred lmao
watch them try to fit in and say they get it when they never seen any mecha anime as context

>You wanna kiss? I'm bored
what do Yea Forums

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the character is a guy and other characters call her a guy

when did /g/uro happened?

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Are any of the movies besides End of Evangelion worth watching?
It's been forever since I've watched the series.

why do trannies try to make crossdressers trannies?

Ill watch aska porn if you post it

>dude Shinji not getting in the robot is such a cliche buster of the mecha genre despite it being done constantly by other mecha shows since the 70s

seriously, where is this from?

>cliche buster

fucking lmao you're actually one of those idiots

they removed Fly Me to the Moon
maybe I'll download the BD rip and watch that while it's still trendy

I forgot the word and I wasn't going to google the appropriate term for a shitpost

Because otherwise they have to admit anime doesn't give a shit and is just offering some trap fanservice

Because the new dub is bad. Torrent the Japanese blurays with the original dubs or fuck off.

Anime is for obnoxious teens who believe that they are “enlightened” or “intelligent” for watching some of the most uninspired tripe the industry has produced. Take the 2hupill and never look back

Why are you not watching Sneed right now user?

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>watching dubs ever
fuck off

>using the painfully up-scaled BDs as a source

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SUBS > DUBS

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you dont control me faggot

evangelion

go back

watching cartoons are for 12 yr olds

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I sincerly hope you're underage otherwise I hope you realize how embarrassing that post is.

It's not a fetish, it's just who I am.

Call for Misato and assert dominance by kissing her in front of Asuka.

If I want to hear Asuka in English, I want to hear Tiffany Grant. Simple as that.

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Tranny Shinji, bad translations, poor sound quality, and missing music.

>they removed Fly Me to the Moon
Netflix's incompetence reaches new levels I doubt was even possible.

2002 watchers gang represent

Kiss and hug

Rebuild 1 is a shot for shot remake of the first few episodes
Rebuild 2 is a fanfic
Rebuild 3 is a totally different anime with Eva characters Photoshopped in

Netflix fucked up the subs too.

why are you browsing reddit shit and reposting it here? Go back

Probably the same thing Shinji did at that age.
I'd be too afraid Asuka was fucking with me to realy do anything.

I like Eva because Shinji seems like a real person.

I'm sure there's clownfish anime out there somewhere

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What are some examples? I want to show my roomate this series but if Netflix botched it I'll try and download it for him.

read the filename newfag phoneposter

scifi channel uk?

because i watched it 20 years ago and it wasnt on a blacked service like cuckflix which probably inserts hidden leftist propaganda into it.
cringe and sage

Hideri isn't trans just a cute femboy.
Why do tyrannies try to shoehorn their mental illness into innocent wholesome crossdressing?

Because I think only cringelords watch chinese cartoons

Doing it later.

Why americans so excited about english dubs?

>Shinji, *hic* Kaji wonn gib me uh baby, you do it!!

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>Probably
Paranoid incel spotted

how will they handle the scene where shinji watches misato have sex

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Can she even have kids? I felt the scar on her stomach plus the way she acted was hinting at an inability to bear a child.

based elliot rodger

The scar was from 2nd impact, it has nothing to do with being a cake

>check Netflix for this
>see a preview of some comedy(?) called Mr. Iglesias
>first few seconds is a fat Hispanic teacher talking to a sassy female student
>"We've got five minutes to go over all of American history"
>"Wiped out the indigenous people, oppressed the blacks, and now the sun is setting on our empire"
>"I guess we did cover it all"

has Netflix become a parody of itself?

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>oh cool eva is on netflix
>go to the kawaru vs shinji fight, the most kino scene in history
>mfw i hear the dub

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Because I’m no longer 12 years old. I’m way past my Japanese cartoons phase

Who didn't you like? Kowaru and Shinji both sound great

they sound like shit stop shilling

I call it as I see it user. They bought are fine.

What didn't you like about them

it is tho, thinking that anime is for losers lol xddd is the epitome of reddit. kys """"""oldfag"""""""

in the 30 seconds i watched before i closed it literally every line by every character was worse

Shinji and Kowaru are just really good friends.

>i've seen it many times
>the new dub is complete fucking garbage

NBC can't get their streaming service going fast enough. When they do, Friends, Frasier, the Office and Cheers will be gone from Netflix and it will die soon after.

who the FUCK is his english dub voice actor and why is it so familiar?

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what episode is this from?

Because I am watching Alita: Battle Angel for the 37th time instead.

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I don't watch gayass anime

26 I believe

based

Because we watched it many years ago.
And I bet Netflix pozzed it up big time. Not that you'd watch a fucking dub anyway...
Would you user?

dilate

Anime is super gay

NERV = Nerve

NOT FUCKING

NAIRV, NEHRV, NERF

MOTHERFUCKING NETFLIX WTF

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What is the correct order to watch 'em.

Watch all 26 episodes (subs) and then End of Evangelion (also subs).

Cheers, boss

> needing instructions on how to watch a fucking anime series
Absolute state of kikeflix clientele

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Anime is intellectual property, I must proceed with caution & proper care.

I think they removed it.

obviously he is, why would a non-underaged person watch Evangelion?

Pretty terrible. 90s dub leagues better.

The series, then End of Evangelion

Becasue I'm an adult that got over being an edgy teenager? NGE is pretty much distilled teenage angst in the guise of giant robot battles. About all I can say for it now is that the soundtrack had some good atmosphere.

I don't even like dubs but I thought Netflix would at least try lol

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No, it's not. The 90s dub has its great moments, but it's not better overall. It has some absolutely atrocious voice acting mixed in with some very decent stuff. I would say the new dub is kind of ehh, but with an overall more professional presentation.

And it's on her chest, not stomach

Because I saw it over twenty years ago and have watched it numerous times since. I don't pay for a shitty streaming platform like Netflix and wouldn't bother with their trash version even for free.

I was probably posting on Eva threads in Yea Forums when you were still in diapers, op.

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It's shit. All of it.

i find the final 10 episodes shallow and pedantic

I own the dvds. I have no reason to see it on shitflix.

been watching queen millennia instead

because it's currently downloading
(i have seen it many times before but i am intrigued to see how shit the new dub is)

It's a trash show.

If you are expecting laughable shit you are going to be disappointed.

It's mildly underwhelming at worst

Reminder that third impact happened 4 years ago and we are all drops of tang in the ocean.

i rewatched it recently, and that's when i realized how stupid the asuka vs rei waifu wars are. Because all along, Misato was always superior.

Oh, and also how awful the last few episodes were. The lack of budget was very apparent.

Teach me torrent and how to get this anime

nyaa !

kimochi warui

i have other interests at this moment in time

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>and that's when i realized how stupid the asuka vs rei waifu wars are. Because all along, Misato was always superior.
Then you learned nothing, because "waifu wars" are always stupid ironic weeb shit no matter what the series is and who's involved.

nyet.si

tst

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It's from End of Evangelion

How long will it take to binge watch the entire show?

8 hours

:^)

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26 episodes and a 2 hour movie

1.5 hour movie

I can't wait to see normies brains melt

Anta
*inhales*
BAKA *blows your ear drums out*