Patient is a 27 years old male who suffers from uncontrolable and unpredictable fits of rage during which he tends to scream "god damn it", cry profusely, and kick furniture. Preliminary examination found no physical symptoms other than unnatural paleness. greatly increased heart rate when being examined by a female assistant, and inability to fall asleep.
He's getting worse by the day...Ideas, go
Patient is a 27 years old male who suffers from uncontrolable and unpredictable fits of rage during which he tends to...
Isaiah Jenkins
Christian Sanders
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Jose Martinez
snid
Aiden Brown
>He works for free. He's obviously mentally ill. We move him to psych. Cased closed
Gavin King
Yea Forums-induced Tourette
Parker Hill
You are black.
Jeremiah Lopez
Maybe it's lupus?
Evan Rodriguez
Ian Garcia
have sex
Wyatt Jackson
basd
Adrian Edwards
Foreman, go break into his flat. Look for any signs of past or current relationships with the opposite sex.
Sebastian Diaz
Also I am too in this episode.
Joseph Young
Kek
Landon Cooper
House is overrated tripe for stupid Americans. Laughrie's worst work. Gods, burgers are low class.
Adrian Butler
Ah yes, his shitty comedy sketch show with Fry is much better.
John Kelly
These are some pictures of his place, see anything out of the ordinary?
Julian Lopez
Our patient is clearly an incel. He is a walking time bomb. We have to get him laid within the next 24 hours or half this hospital dies. Put him on top of the state appointed gf waiting list.
Owen Murphy
By god. No tacky "art". No worthless collections of trash. Not even a string of lights randomly thrown about the space. And to top it all of not even a trace of a social media presence. He's a ghost.
Nathaniel Morgan
Found this in his bathroom.
It seems its from a chinese cartoon. And knowing the chinese I think it could be lead or asbestos poisoning
Blake James
I'll take care of it
Austin Bailey
The gf waiting list spans over several months with people that have been waiting for years, we can't afford that much time.
Alexander Harris
Doctor my team is taking over this case. It seems the perp has a long history in the dank web. It's a site known as redchannit. And he's about to level up.
Brandon White
House, I can't allow that. That is against all ethical standards. The administration would never be ok with this.
Sebastian Reyes
Should we even attempt to save this man?
Tyler Taylor
Foreman! Are you going to contribute, or are you too tired from stealing cars?
Carson Anderson
You think the patient has lead poisoning? There are very clear indications that he's licked this judging by the traces of saliva among... other bodily fluids
Evan Russell
>But what if his lack of gf is a symptom and not the cause?
>*insightful music starts playing*
Jaxson Peterson
House, are you going to cure virginity?
Levi Thompson
Don’t let us keep you, Nigel; somewhere out there a Paki mini cab driver is raping someone you care about.
Joshua Davis
>Oh I've given you an idea.
>You're just going to walk away silently aren't you?
Gabriel Anderson
I thought it was nice. Detective story in a different setting.
Ethan Rivera
BRB my NICS just cleared and my pistol just got in at the gun shop.
Carter Kelly
>Start him on 400mg of estrogen and give him a discord account
>No, I'm not allowing this treatment. If you do that, the poor kid will commit suicde by the age o 30
>We have make him worse to make him better. Worse, way way worse.
Aaron Brooks
>Patient is black, overweight and a drug user
Chase, what should we do?
Jack Harris
It’s been 10 years since I watched this, why did he want to become an hero again?
Justin Reed
To meet Obama
Dominic Wood
Negative. The patient only browses 4channel, a work-safe website.
Jayden Taylor
Seething newfag doesn’t appreciate Yea Forumss favourite show
Jackson Walker
His tox screen is clear, no signs of abnormalities, his spinal tap came back negative... this guy's a ghost.
Dominic Garcia
In character: couldn’t handle the stress.
IRL: got offered a job with Obammy, presumably because as someone who got famous for being brown, smoking weed and voting Democrat, he very closely aligned with Obama himself.
William Stewart
kek
Liam Roberts
leave this thread and stop bullying ameribros
Angel Watson
Did you stick a penny in that door?
Jace Sullivan
Could be STD
Thomas Reyes
House, forget the patient let's do meth and fuck.
Chase Reed
>So Cuddy and her fat ass would let us treat the patient. Any ideas for an alternative treatment?
>We could inject onions directly to his veins and register him on ResetEra
>Foreman,hook him up on onions
>Cameron, get him a ResetEra
>And Chase, go grab one of your cutest dresses
Liam Roberts
i love how all women on this show is a whore
Parker White
We’ve got rectal bleeding
Dylan Carter
>No instagram, no tinder, no friends, no job, no bank account
>This guy's a ghost
Jeremiah Collins
thats medicine for ya
Zachary Wilson
>Yeah, a man who has never seen a vagina has a STD. Why don't you go to his room and ask him when was tha last time he had sex to see what happens?
>Any other stupid diagnoses?
Ian Johnson
all of (You)?
Jason Hall
>Get him to a dilation station ASAP!
Joseph Barnes
Holy r*ddit
Austin Brown
>not immediately assuming he might have been buttfucked
0/10
Jackson Gray
Please tell me somebody has a webm of him driving a car through her window.
Grayson Hall
I don't care, Cuddy.
John Barnes
What if he has had sex but is just unaware of it?
William Bennett
Hmmm, HIV/AIDS would explain why he's such a faggot. Cameron, take Freddie Mercury Jr. to the penis examination room and get a penile biopsy. Chase, run an AIDS panel. Foreman, go break into his parents' house and look for any signs that he's a flaming queer or an intravenous drug user. Or both. I'll go convince Cuddy to let us start giving him extensive rounds of AIDS medication.
Angel Fisher
>what if he's... Not an incel at all?
Landon Butler
Have sex.
Camden Adams
>does highly illegal thing anyway bnd gets away with it with a slap on the wrist because he "saves lives"
Camden Richardson
Anger and photophobia? Could be rabies.
Julian Moore
FOREMAN IM GOING TO SAY THE N WORD