Kinos with this feel?

this is a classic case of a sunk cost scenario. he knew he could climb the ladder but he kept fucking up the ladder maneuver and felt committed.

Woah...so...this is the power of black intelligence

*blocks her path*

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Beware the Hambeast!

Some Wakanda shit bro, bury me in the ocean with my ancestors that jumped from the ships because they knew death was better than bondage

Bitch got fuckin owned holy shit that Tyson aggression

>fucking with someone way bigger than you
why would anyone do this? their punches naturally hit harder even if they aren't that strong

that's a big g..gurl

Exactly this. He isn't dumb he's just too lazy to switch to a different tactic. He started out thinking that it would be faster to just swat it down with the ladder than to set the ladder up and climb it. Been in that situation too many times.

man i wish they had gladiator shows at fast food places where i live, too

Thanks captain obvious can you please go back to your corner

Kek

He fucked up fucking up, it'd have been easier if he'd used the ladder upside down. The legs are closer to a stick than the top.

based and lazypilled

nah fuck that, bury me in a lake in wakanda, on a continent where slavery still exists

Because fuck em thats why

Tyson is a manlet

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The boss hog calms down a bit and goes "yeah fuck that bitch up" when the little piggy whales on her this shit is pure kino

This guy is a better dancer.

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>woman maintains her composure
actually impressive

fake and gay

woah totally not staged

based cholo

I fucking hate Mexicans so much.

Post body bitch

Lmao

wtf I love manlets now

That fucking hammer down is what makes it, holy shit, she really wanted to kill that bitch, not just damage like really fucking kill

Strongfat is a real phenomenon. It's a combination of retard strength and a diesel engine.

t. le 56% face

you sound like huge redditor faggot,the lanky twig nigger "losing his shit" makes this annoying to watch. was funny till i noticed it

Sbut up fagso

Kill yourself

it's a common figure of speech you ESL nigger

So this is what happens when you don't tip

Man I need the source I want to watch this with sound.

It's fake

t. amerimutt

bump

based as fuck

You shut the fuck up too

>that toe point
Gets me everytime. This is peak cholo.

Play a dex magus in Pathfinder

Yeeouch! Dat's GOTTA hoit!

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...why? hear me out...why, srly, listen...why doesn't he fucking uses the ladder to climb and pick the clothing?

to get attention

>shit on the street
>die on the street

Those poor black men being oppressed by those whites

Scared of falling

God I hate current hollywood, another fucking sequel to Final Destination?

Blessed webm

is he okay?

He took 2 aspirin and went to bed.

We dont need movies, China's already Final Destination irl every day

HE NO FRY SO GOOD

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>attempts to cliff dive
>doesn't hit the water at a straight angle

I guess they don't teach surface tension in China's schools

Natural selection

Thats not a mexican

>soggy rice

>China's already Final Destination irl every day

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This has to be some kind of joke or something.

god took absolutely no chances to get rid of that guy

Oh shit I was in this mcdonalds a couple weeks ago
it's in phoenix arizona right by 35th ave and bethany home, on the opposite corner from the walmart
there was a bunch of crackheads in there and some crazy lady who asked me if I was religious and told me that jesus is coming back real soon

OPTIMUS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

was she working lol

staged or not, how are manlets always cringe

Anybody got the Chinese elevator webm?

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really hope this is real

Where did his head go?

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>the one bicyclist who escapes and casually rides away

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Did nigga really shoot his own feet twice?

Was prob doing a russian roulette thing but got unlucky

It's truly a distilled microcosm of the life and culture of inner-city blacks

The life of Pajeet

The sad part is he was a professional sprinter. Rip Satopid Nga

I want, no, I need her to bully my penis.

This thread really took off, haha

Mad max: thunderdome

I can't watch this

5' 11" vs 6' 1"

This has to be staged, lol

>wearing a Walgreens hat

what did he mean by this?

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I bet white supremacists did this

It really did, Kudos to OP

did he died?

as a short guy, what do when fighting someone taller and you cant run away

STR > DEX >INT

>Who are the Washington Nationals
>I'm just pretending to be retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=uta7cwfpb2c

british: 1
americans: 0

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that's some 5 step death palm there, look how the heart exploding takes a few seconds. Superior technique

That happened in Malaysia, not China.

Did he get fed up with welcoming people to chili's?

The forbiden technique

c'mon c'mon c'mon we gotta go c'mon

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aim for the balls and hope a opening to run away appears

Take the cheap shot.

Kick to the testicle, punch to the diphragm, or punch their nose in (really just as a last resort as the bone may splinter and go up their brainÖ.

buy a gun

Japanese dirty knees

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fight around them and don't let them grab you or it's game over

I'm fucking howling anons

>The Chad double punch strut vs the virgin retarded chicken

>お前はもう死んでいる

based

Use a weapon or fight dirty, both comes with a high risk of a GBH or attempted deadly assault charge but that's better than being in the ground

if he’s a super short guy he might not be able to reach the nose tho

He sure loves those orange mocha frappacchinos

>squirting fuel everywhere
that made me nervous

That's the Washington nationals you low t beta

>tfw no one to have a gasoline fight with

Is he going to be ok?

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Get in real close & try to connect with the shoryuken.

Or climb them and try to neck-snap before they simply fall on you.

>tiddy shot

mmmmm....

I'd have a gasoline fight with you my beatufiul user friend.

>stops and carefully puts the pump back in its holder while drunkfag scurries off
Do cops only come in murderous and totally impotent varieties, or is there a nation on earth with competent police?

>that fucking pop
Like a pimple

What did he do to them?

would be ill advised if they are significantly heavier than you

Yea, that pissed me off too. Shouldve beaten up that retarded faggot. Im angry he didnt catch fire while pulling that shit.

ONE PUNCH

what the fuck is that turtley looking man on the left doing

>police should chase some random drunk guy instead of defusing a potentially dangerous situation

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The situation was defused when the faggot dropped the pump. The beating would teach him not to do it again.

Us e a ladder they said but it looks hardly better than a long stick while being much heavier. Dumbasses.

he'll be alright

>didn't watch Zoolander
...or maybe he did

Yeah cause gasoline stops being a dangerous flammable volatile substance once you stop holding the pump.

>getting ragdolled by a fat short girl
Fucking /fit/

What's this Jewish trick called

Pretending to be retarded for money

shut up

Still to this day when I see this, I can't help but feel it's staged and people falling for it are people from the UK and Australia

The nigga laughing in the back always gets me.

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me

Reverse Baptism

Shoot him or let yourself get beaten up and sue. There is almost never any reason to "fight" in the modern world.

died instantly

Auschspitz

>Fancy larping as Richard Ashcroft
>Kill an old lady
Feel like his day didn't go to plan.

depends how quickly the paramedics got there. the human body can only survive so long without a brain

You mean the nigger

>10 nigger monkeys attack him and still can't knock him out

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Yeah when he put it back, all the gasoline already on the ground magically disappeared

don't think so, it was just a bunch of teenagers behind the counter

>YOU, ME, DANCE OFF

He most likely followed up with securing the perimeter and making sure nobody came in contact with the gasoline on the ground and had someone contact an employee of the gas station to clean up.

You know, instead of running after a retard.

at least those two cops were there at the right moment. god i fucking hate niggers.

He could have just...grabbed him originally? You know, when he was right next to him.

I know right? Should've just shot him right away like in the good ol' US of A

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>like fucking five of them versus one man and a woman
>they lose
HOW?!

what the actual fuck

Why though, what's the point in doing that instead of focusing on the actual issue?

*record scratches*
*frame freezes*
"yeah that's me... you probably wonder how I ended up in this situation..."

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Yes. What possible value could a man who intentionally splashes a dangerous flammable substance everywhere possibly have?

and tried to protect her boyfriend from a pack of niggers. I'm thoroughly impressed.

>throw a drink
>it only gets in your hair
I'd be mad too.

based gasolinebro

>tfw took me like11 seconds before I realized that you could just walk on the stairs
What the fuck is wrong with me brehs

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Because you can do both easily?

Imaging her being your mom and you didn't do your chores in time before she got home

did he make himself hurl on purpose wtf

Imagine the last thing you ever do before your head gets fucking popped open by a garbage truck and your soul is shot out of body like puss in a mirror is shitting in the street. Just imagine. Literal shit is your final offering to the earth.

LOL my sides are SPLITTING bros!

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when real life's more kino than kino itself

>Stairs
It's called a ladder.

Same. I was too frustrated by his continuous lack of success, like trying to pick a pea with a fork, too realize how inefficient it is in the first place. That's how I rationalize my lack of intelligence anyway.

I don't get it how is he moving forward?

horrendous antisemitic behaviour. Good on him for standing up for himself

>stairs
user its a ladder, it appears you have a case of the retarded

Fake

I think he jumped out of the train and momentum pushed him forward.

He ran really fast and tripped.

So fucking ridiculous and unrealistic. This scene was already absurd, did the director really need to add a spontaneous explosion and some morbidly comic unfortunate victim in there?

god

how

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Visible billboards say no.

Did he just vomit at the pure sight of a black female and a white female exchanging a friendly greeting?

He jumped against the tain and suffered knockback.

I hate laughing at these threads guys

There's also this one webm of a guy being launched by a train and hitting several people like they are bowling pins

How many hours of stop-motion claymation did this take?

>Times I acted like the Joker

how

I specifically referred to murderous cops as a bad thing, user, and I'm not a burger. Try to tone down that obsession with mart sharters, you're embarrassing yourself.

He puked on her and THEN tried breaking a bottle over her head??

He didn't like the fact that their interracial lesbian embrace didn't first acknowledge the 6 million.

>Subdue man
>Holster gas pump

None because it actually happened?

lol this dude really likes his burrito

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... should someone tell him?

Lol yous a bitch nigga

It's in Norway, police only shoot or even carry in very rare cases. It's also a 3 year university education and high entry requirements.

WHAT

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The snap zoom when he is doing the toe point is too funny.

Being a crippled beggar.

Buy a gun and shoot them, or a knife and don't let them know you have a knife. Stab the neck/eyes/back of head then dip the fuck out of there asap.

God, I wish that were me

Imagine having a slampig like that on top of you.

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coping niggers

AY DIOS MIO...LA CREATURA

Got hit by the train, flung over the platform and hit the post right between his hip bone and ribcage, splitting him apart.

Pretty obvious.

Omoe wo moe shinderu!

Took me 35. But it's early and I'm high.

I cant believe how badly he gets yeeted

>flabby and trashy as fuck
>still get a boner
I have no standards

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Yeah me either brother.

Blacks have been doing just fine

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>the girl protecting her bf
Fucking BASED!

niggers are natural cowards

>how blacks fight 101

nani

scared of heights because some faggot is filming him instead of holding it still for him

yea fuck that cop in the car

>not worshiping your bros feet
fag

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not even close

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Checked and kek'd

groin
knees
throat
eyes

what nationality are they?

>I have no proof that it's staged whatsoever, but I think it is, therefore people who don't are wrong
As an American you should know better than anyone how dumb blacks can be. There's a webm remarkably similar to this where a black dude tries to break into a house and suddenly realizes he spent all his time opening a window that lead to a garage he could've just gone round and walked straight into.

buy something to compensate for your stature.

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so this is the power of america

No.

Learn Judo. Once they're on the floor, they're shorter than you are.

This

Your low center of gravity will actually make you better at throwing people off balance. Tall guys suck dick at judo compared to short guys.

>fer duck huntn'

>Tall guys suck dick at judo compared to short guys.

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nah thats what this is for.

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And if nothing else, the first thing you'll learn is how to fall down without breaking your limbs. Useful in everyday life, especially when it gets winter and the streets ice over or you have a habit of bad drinking.

yes because its common for african americans to have discussions in buisness terms.

How the fuck do you think you god damn retard, it is basic physics and conjecture to realise he jumped out the train and got keeled

I know that video, but I still believe the ladder video is staged. The IQ difference between nigger born in the 70s and 80s is lower than niggers born in the 90s and 00s. Why I believe this is because when I was younger (late 80s/early 90s, I used to go skateboarding at a rollerskating rink infested with niggers. Nigger culture was popular in the city and they all sounded like stupid low IQ'd niggers. I took my son over to the roller rink a few months ago and the niggers there actually sounded like a normal human when they spoke. The identity of the crap city has changed over a few decades. This is part of the reason why I believe this video is staged. No nigger that age today can be that stupid.

.

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>big dude = open reactor
>lil dude = literally everyone in Europe in 1986
there you got it.

when will they ever learn?

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I thought this was going to be a girl fight thread but it turned into a semi gore thread

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>"use the ladder to get this down."
>"...ok"

I legit hope the Chad is dead right now.

he didn't fly so good

Became a girl in 1.2 sec

I would have just got down in my knees and start sucking his cock right there

>teleportation_accident.webm

What the fuck did he fall from a plane?

I would propose her right after that pack of niggers ran away.

>seething manlet

Take your pills, Alice. Then dilate.

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viper vs red mountain

what if the rag or whatevers he's trying to get down is soaked in piss or something he didn't want to touch?

I don't know why but out of all the manlet posts this is the one that makes me salty.

ah shit a flying monkey

Dilate

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

pfffthahahaha
imagine being such a fucking manlet people can pick you up ad throw you around like a sack of potatoes

post more chinese safety regulations kinos

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She was probably wet at that point. You can bet nothing short of getting raped by a pack of niggers will ever satisfy her again.

This fake? Where did he come from?

What if what if what if. The video is staged in my opinion

She probably dumped the guy soon after.

These guys are actors

It's Norway and it was apparent that they were just drunk students. He might have been running away, but the cops knew 100% that they could get his name from the other people who were standing there, if they didn't want to get charged with accessory. So there's no need to shoot him 5 times in the head on the spot for being retarded with a gas pump, like would happen in Burgerland.

Cops in Norway focus on de-escalation rather than escalating minor situations into shootouts where 10 bystanders are accidentally shot. It also has a lot to do with the fact that most people who live here aren't savages like what can be found in Sweden, or the ones you have in Burgerland.

how great must it be to own a mega corporation in china where you have an endless disposable bugman workforce

bahahahaha love seeing manlets get btfo

what the fuck is the story behind this

video starts late, he was walking a tightrope

haha too relatable :^)

just saying there are other options than
>staged
>low iq

This is from my hometown. It was 97% white a generation ago.

At least they actually seem a little compassionate and try to get her out. In most of those Chinese webms people just don't give a shit.

So that's the power of Krav Maga

Thanks. I can go on with my day now.

Why is that dudes face so red?

this seems so obviously staged, or it was a dare/prank

100% bong

because it's much faster to lift it up and make it drop down than it is to unfold the ladder, climb up the steps, take the thing, then walk down the steps then fold the ladder. Of course, it doesn't work and he's too committed at this point. It's basic human psychology, and I've read a whole book specifically on different kinds of commitments or whatever

i was thinking the same thing, usually they just use the blood for lubrication or try to snag a kidney

shieet too many angry white incels complaining about this webm. Have sex. I know that white incels aren't the only ones complaining, it's also a mix of other races and mostly other races that wish they were white; but fuck you all regardless for being so autistic

It's either staged or not. I just can't believe a nigger this age would be that stupid to do that and anyone who believes he is that dumb are actually the niggers.

Unironically based.

>open console
>"spawn npc3_male_whiteshirt"

The new season of Luke Cage looks cool

>I've read a whole book.
No you haven't

Americans are such pussies holy shit.
>oh no I'm fighting someone
>my life feels so threatened right now omg
>better pull my gun out and kill them

Lord of the Rings

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CAAUSE ITS A BITTERSWEEEET, SYMPHONY THIS LIIIIIIFEEEE

yeah but it can non-staged and the guy might not be stupid
those arent mutually exclusive just because you dont know the background

I was expecting a different ending.

>when you've done too many deadlifts on the previous day

What season of The walking dead is that?

there's no way that guy wouldn't be way stronger than that cow
if he actually fought back
fat doesn't make you strong and women are weak af

Blood rushing to his face from the anger/andrenaline. You've never gotten into a fight before?

il nome di messengare e non importante

holy shit dude, that one guy that got hit by the fucking pole. It's like god himself said "nah fuck you, you ain't getting away"

I thought he was sucking her toes

There's a possibility you could die in the fight as well. No reason to take unnecessary risks when you don't have to.

i like how he seemingly just disappears when the pole hits

Female kinos with similar feel?

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This webm is probably the most ghetto thing I've ever seen

lmao

your typical american high school

Fake. Floater at the end of the clip is wearing a shirt and different shorts

>mexican lady pulls the hoe away from the bloatlord
>she gets into a fight with the hoe 2 seconds later

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>man pulls out a lighter because he's drunk and wants to fuck with you
>both your hands and your mind are multitasking and don't notice
>whole fucking place explodes
at least in this scenario fucktards like you wouldn't be so angry with the cops

>letting a group of niggs get that close to you
he relaxed

What are some films about fat guys hanging from meat hooks stuck through their skin?

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Why do you invent unlikely scenarios and go "what if" instead of just admitting you're wrong?

you can literally hold a naked flame from a lighter into a puddle of gasoline and it wont ignite
all those movies where the guy throws his zippo in slowmo and walks aways without looking as it all blows up lied to you
same with cigarettes

Christown mall is also especially shitty

with sound:
twitter.com/30secfight/status/1116764552916549632

the cell

I don't want to out myself as a complete degenerate but I did this once it's actually pretty cool

what is cool about it? the feeling?

I do this sometimes, though not so extreme
getting a drink in a crowded bar is tough,you have to dominate the physical bar

they're all low iq idiots

ewwwww

run through a nearby doggy door, jump into a storm drain, hide between the cracks of a sidewalk, plenty of possibilities

Quick rundown on techniques for, "dominating the bar."

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>kick in his kneecap
TIMBER

heres the alternate ending to that scene

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the reptile acid spit, a classic hebrew technique

Yeah, you're basically forced to relax your whole body, you kind of focus on the pain and just let yourself go. I wouldn't do it again but it's something I can tell my nephews in the future lmao

he knows its real you retard he was joking

Go in shoulder first then jackknife your stance open. Use your elbows to make more space around you and lean over the bar

>mirror ring

>morrowind wizard falls from sky

What causes this behavior? Bath salts?

You are correct. I don't know. Which is why I choose to believe it's staged. I don't believe anyone is that stupid.

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Yeah, I have. This doesn't happen to me, though, and I've never seen it before. I just get an adrenaline rush and stop feeling pain. I've had the shit kicked out me by 6 people at once, and didn't have sense enough to stop. It was not a good feel later that night.

I refuse to believe you
nice digits, I concede

call a fucking priest

Having two American parents.