Boomers thought this was funny

They don't even interact with each other on these "parties" I went down banging on the door threatened to call the police. Some zoomer opened the door and I saw this "party" a bunch of queers sitting on a couch with their phones WOAH what a party
LMAO

too risque for lawrence welk

>It's the early 90's
>AIDSpanic has severly hurt the population in The Blue Oyster
>Don't fear the reaper plays on repeat.

EYYY

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Based leatherhomos are better than basedqueers

Worked in a gay bar. I'll take a modern twink over an old lecherous gay man any day.

Old gays are gross. Some are actually bummed about the inclusion and safety nowadays and would like nothing more than to return to dirty and random encounters with strangers in mall bathrooms.

who doesn't want dirty random encounters in bathrooms?

The people who just went in there for a piss. See, before he happens upon another pervert, he has to try with every fucking body who goes in.

I knew I'd find you down here at the ooooooold glory hole!

theres designated homosex bathrooms nobody normally goes into

based WKUK poster

did you get aids?

No, user.

Thats what fuckers like to think. Its a bathroom, and not everyone works at the mall to know about the frequent police interventions.

Nope, always wore gloves when throwing someone out.

Malls were fun having ice cream with the girlfriend

They're still fun, if it's an affluent part of town.

your mind is infected by watching degeneracy

Funny story though, had to go on a preventative anti-HIV schedule because some gay, crack head from compton bit me in the finger. They're great for losing weight

Here they have turned into dumps. nobody would want to get caught dead looking slobs thought it was the 80s looks were important. People wouldn't even listen to a band if they weren't handsome or hot

Fuck dude, thats actually scary

ITS WAS FUNNY
youtube.com/watch?v=wI1LRBDvSFs

No, my mind was only made harder by it. Like war i imagine.

What was scary was how hard i would hit him without any effect. The cops literally watched me beat/box this guy for a full minute. He didnt even get me, he was all bloody though and wouldn't stop.

oh, at a mall maybe. thats not a club or random out building. on the other hand plenty of malls are 90% abandoned and fine for homosex.

War veterans have PTSD

No user. They are not fine for homosex. Use fucking grindr, like a person.

Gay bar i worked at, no sex in the bathroom either. We had a hotel, you get a room or fuck off to your house.

Fucking in public bathrooms at 11am on a Saturday is why people used to hate gays. Rightly so.

my Dad was pretty strait-laced, but he thought the guy's head up the horse's ass was hilarious
which it was

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it was his blood pressure medication, it had him all fucked up.

Maybe i do too. Who cares. They enlisted and i took the job.

>with the girlfriend

how big is your girlfriend's dick?

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Based

Dude grindr is still full of horny guys who'll fuck in a public bathroom, as a Gay man I'd have to boil myself in bleach if I came into contact with 99% of guys on there, and don't get me started on Prep.

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Nah George Michael was totally straight(girls genuinely deluded themselves into this)

Its a dating app. Most people are desperate and fucking men is a hassle. It would be pretty easy to get laid, but im glad im not into men, men are terrible.

But its still vastly better than looking into bathroom stalls to see if the person might happen to want to suck your dick after taking a shit.

most male singers in the 80s looked like faggots

What movie?

I cant believe that.
Ive seen girls trying to get with a guy whom they saw earlier in the night voraciously make out with another dude.

They just dont care, and it tickles them to think they're so fuckable, even a gay guy would. And sometimes gay guys do.

Police Academy

>but im glad im not into men, men are terrible

Women are the gay men of genders, only they cost a lot more.

this is how aids spread during the 80s

you don't look into bathrooms stalls, thats not how it works. there's a whole code so that you don't get outed or arrested like that senator. the whole point was to be subtle enough to pass as hetero, not make obvious passes at strangers.

I liked New Romantics Music, yes even Duran Duran
80s uncensored music video fuck youtube
dailymotion.com/video/xh50c

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no, thats how aids spread during the 70s.

>Some are actually bummed about the inclusion
Wtf does that even mean?

I watched most of the police academy movies on tv, so i missed the whole "under the podium" bit for a long time.

>bummed
heh

user, they are not all as sophisticated.

Men are dogs. Regardless of orientation.

During this era foreigners genuinely found american comedy funny nowadays foreigners who watches some american comedy are just confused
t:euro

Faggot.

then they get arrested and everybody wins.

The bar/hotel i worked at was decades old when i started, and a landmark for the community where i come from.

Having such a long history, it developed a seedy aspect, sex tourism. Old gay men were coming in, booked a room, to spend the day offering money to boys who would hang around outside the hotel.

There was a gay bay adjacent to the hotel, where guys would just meet other guys and hook up, but some of the older gay men didnt like that, the openness. They acted straight, except for the fact that they were all about taking some 14 yr old up to his room. They don't care for pride parades, inclusion, ita a turn off seeing queens be out and open for them. They're slightly homophobic if that makes sense. And they're the ones i refer too.

Men are honest. Women are also unashamed, they just pretend to have standards and dignity, but they're also horny humans. We've all just collectively chosen to ignore their sexual nature and pretend they're "above it"

Oh, here's a tough guy. He called me faggot. Whoa.

Did anyone else have some local weirdo in town that would masturbate to by-passers on the balcony?

lol you're still a faggot

>seedy
Can we go one thread without your seed feed shit

We had a gang who rooftop jizzed trying to bukkake strangers

Men are too insistent though. Even if they know there's no chance, that they are being bothersome, they are wired to at least try. Straight or otherwise.

Its fucking annoying.

>Ive seen girls trying to get with a guy whom they saw earlier in the night voraciously make out with another dude.
I used to make out with dudes in front of women I wanted to fuck for this very reason.

You're new, huh?

Smooth mother fucker.

pls stop spreading aids

>Former President Bill Clinton once told Steve Guttenberg that Police Academy was one of his favorite movie franchises, and that watching the films helped him through a difficult time, when he was undergoing heavy media scrutiny during the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Bill also stated during his speech at the 2016 Democratic National Convention, that his wife Hillary had found his parenting choices questionable, after he watched six Police Academy movies back-to-back with daughter Chelsea.

I can’t hear the sax part in Baker Street without thinking of the gay bar scene in police academy. Even though I know they aren’t the same.

what a pleb

Any other euro boomers that masturbated to teletext porn and sex calls?

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the song is still funny plus it was a joke

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It works like a charm. Instantly you become dangerous forbidden fruit but also safe to be around, as well as being right on and socially valuable in liberal female circles

Gay shit is always funny.

I dont think ive ever cringed as hard as when I heard him explain.

Hehe, the blue oyster theme is my ringtone and I still gets smirks from 30yo boomers whenever they hear it

Fucking germs LMAO

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I fapped to soggy, faded out porn mags I found in the woods. Why were there porn mags in the woods? I don't know but apparently this was a common occurrence because I've had a lot of people tell me the same story. Porn mags. In the woods.

Yeah I also came across porn mags in the woods now and then while just randomly loitering around. Usually damaged by the rain but hey it worked for a fap.

That why they were there. Assholes would take them or cum on them instead of returning the favour by leaving it for others to find.

I'm assuming the story is, married man buys porn, has quick fap. Now he is consumed by guilt and the need for secrecy. Can't keep the porn in the house in case the wife sees it. Can't put it in the garbage, in case the wife goes there after and sees it. Best to go out into the words away from the house and leave it there where it can't be connected with you and nobody might see you leave it

>Yeah lets go see this Italian film
>What's it about?
>I dunno but I heard it got a lot of titties

I have this song as my ringtone. It's based as fuck. Zoomers can never understand.

What terrible detective you are. Dads had nudie mags, and everyone knew.

Old mag, some kid probably stole it from his dad or older brother, can't keep it in the house, its not just porn but evidence of theft, keeps it in the woods to go out and jerk off when he wants, maybe told a neighbor friend he trusts, since possesing porn was kind of a brag back then.

This is how i honest to god got my friends to go see foreign movies with me.

>Go past some blue collar office
>Half the office is porn magazines and nude calendars covering all the walls

I've found porn mags in the woods on two separate ovations. One time was a Playboy with a dildo near by, this was in a rusted out abandoned frame of a car that had been there for decades, but this time when I went by it it was filed with pine needles to make a sort of bed or whatever. Was fucking weird. wish I knew the full story about it.

Comedy today is either Will Ferrell screaming his punchline or shitty improv like in Paul Feig/Judd Apatow flicks

I always thought it was hobos who kept leaving them there since some of them preferred to sleep in the woods where they wouldn't be bothered by cops.

No, we live in civilized nations

God, those muffs were mouth-watering

Ruf mich an motherfucker

>not being alive to enjoy this.
Enjoy your boring PC culture life you have to grow up in. When your kids are your age, they will be saying the same dumb shit about your culture as you did mine.

I can no longer listen something from Blue Oyster Cult withour remembering this.