What a contrived, cheesy ass, dumb movie

What a contrived, cheesy ass, dumb movie.
Literally 90% of the things that happen in this are just for plot convienience and stupid as fuck.
The only good thing about this movie is its soundtrack.

I should've known Yea Forums only likes it because of Gary Oldman.

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it's pedo fantasy dude
just enjoy Oldman's performance and forget about it

Watch La Femme Nikita it's better

>things in a movie happen to push the plot forward
what...no way...

EEEVVVEERRRTTTOOONNEEEEE!!!!

>the plot takes place in the world of the movie
>the world exists to serve the plot
spot the difference, low IQ nerd.

All plotfags should be shot

get rid of the stupid pedo subplot and replace jean reno with someone else and this would have been a great movie

>dude but look at cool scene! you're only supposed to notice the cool things!

there was no pedo subplot. they intentially made Leon a childlike person as an excuse to avoid having to delve deeper into their blatantly taboo relationship.

that's part of what makes the movie even more retarded, it just makes zero sense in every way down to the way he teaches her how to be an assassin frontloading the "keep the lid closed or it will reflect the light and give your position away" scene which is supposed to convince the audience that leon does in fact know what he's doing when in reality the writers don't know shit.

Well I meant that subplot where Natalie Portman's character becomes sexually attracted to Leon. It was stupid and unnecessary.

yea because of how poorly it was executed.
it could have been turned into greatness in less incompetent hands especially considering that it seems to be played off as a direct psychological reaction to her "trauma" and once she threatens suicide we know she's a little more than just fucked up.
but oh well, before you know it it's used for comedic effect when she tells the receptionist they're lovers. what does he do, call the cops? nope just kicks them out.

>because of Gary Oldman

Y-Yeah haha lol G-Gary is great lol

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It's realistic you fucking dweeb.
Girls develop crushes on men. It doesn't mean anything.

it wasn't a crush, pedo

And with that, this is now a cunny thread

>It's realistic
>this is what low IQ retards actually tell themselves

based on (the director's) true story though

Skip this movie altogether and watch Romeo is Bleeding instead where Oldman plays the same exact character in the same city at the same time

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>being this much of an egotistical redditor

sounds like it just made you uncomfortable but maybe that's your fault
she wasn't sexually attracted

Prime Hershlag

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