Any movies about Brazil or take place in Brazil?

doggo a cute. A CUTE.

7:1

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I like bunda put Brazilian porn is really crap.

>he probably wants to eat you
Fixed that for you.

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THE DOGGER DANCE

Turistas

Thread theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=HZshIb5IJQU

>go to brazil with a group
>stay in favella
>dont go out without a guide or you will get mugged
>americans go out and get mugged

made me kek

>things that never happened

sweet jaysus.

what do I have to do to get a gf like this bros? Fuck /pol/ I want a brown gf!!!!

>posts a picture attempting to make fun of american's
>the lady is mexican
lmao JUST

Our women, and latin american women in general, love foreigners and are always throwing themselves at any opportunity to move out of their native countries. They're trash. You just have to meet them.

idk how to meet brazilian qts though

Fast five starting vin deisel and the rock takes place in Brazil I believe

THEYRE TURNING HUMANS INTO GLUE

Haven't you watched 90 Day Fiance??

You dont want a brown Brazilian gf only get the southern white ones that are still poor as shit and will come to US

no I haven't seen that show

youtube.com/watch?v=5gWK6fHXKJ4
Why are Brazilians so obsessed with asses?
VAI VAI VAI VAI

riorelax.com.br/

now this is right up my alley, Thanks senpai

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what if they get a boner in those tight pants? wouldn't that be incredibly embarrassing?

das it mane

They're from Brazil, not Thailand.

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this is a joke right? That's a joke?

WTF, they can show buttholes on brazilian tv?!

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They show buttholes on american TV as well

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It reminds me of Taxi Driver and Falling Down.

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I was expecting the nigger to brutalised the dog for a second, catch me surprised

COPE AND SEETHING

brazil has huge numbers of transsexuals. Its was and possibly still is the largest producer of tranny porn. Thats the joke retard.

liveleak.com

jej nice try.
That's the common american in the wild

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I just want a br tranny with huge tits and ass to rape me with her thick jungle meat, is that too much to ask bros?

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yeah brazil is the largest producer of tranny porn but we don't have that many transsexuals here. sure some places like rio de janeiro and são paulo do have a truckload of trans per square inch but the rest of the country they are not common at all.

The dog's just rubbing its back against the wall

youtube.com/watch?v=tMtojlGav-k

The dog has a back problem IIRC

Their trannies have the best dicks.

>Bobby Firminio celebrating the Champions League title

Brazil is shit. Watch Tropa de Elite

>Bobby Firminio

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Look how long it's arms are jesus christ it's literally half monkey

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Best movies from Brazil are arguably "VIPs" (2010), "Tropa de Elite" (both 1 and 2) and "Cidade de Deus". There's also "O Auto da Compadecida" but it's filled with regional references and may not be as enjoyable for foreigners (it's a comedy, but an amazing one).

This is what the USA will be like in 30 years.
A land of nigger monkeys, but with a few distantly european enclaves that are slightly above 3rd world status.

>literally the "I don't believe this" lad
holy shit, he is real.

Watch the Elite Squad movies, City of God and The Mechanism. Other than that only brazilian porn is worth it.

can't stop watching how chill the delivery dude is through the whole robbery, almost surprised he didn't just keep not giving a fuck when the cops started firing

Fucking based Cops.

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>cop casually signals ok sign after killing 2 guys
Man this country is literally a cartoon

>rumo ao hexa

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It's like a wacky Japanese hidden camera show and there's a big gong sound and some animated transition sequence to go back to the studio audience

There are a few decent ones like City of God, but no real gooood movie.

At least no yet. I intend to be the first great brazilian director and save the national industry.

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Rio
>lol look at this brightly colored animated kids movie about dancing, talking birds!
>literally about being the last of your kind due to deforestation and that your species is now extinct in the wild

Tropa de elite
Cidade de Deus

Is that the asshole on live tv?

yes, but they immeadiately cut that scene after

BOPE target practice.

They wouldn't zoom and pause would they?

Fast 5

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city of god was kino. I still remember the morning I watched it years ago.

is that monkey face or human

"Brazilian"

7-1 never forget

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Yes but that will end soon because we have a fascist prick of a president who is all about MUH MORALITY and MUH CHRISTIAN FAMILY VALUES.
Brazilian socialists who ran the country from the mid 90s to 2018 were actually unironically based.
>don't know what you got til it's gone

that guy in the pic is angolan not brazilian you fucking tard

Six of one, half a dozen of the other

>World-famous landmark is a giant statue of Jesus
>Show buttholes on tv
I'm getting mixed messages here

me on the left

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a better question is can they make a song without using that BOOM CHAK CHAK BOOM CHAKA CHAKA voice sample?

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>People call Americans creaturas when Brazil exists

What's that kickass Brazilian movie where their swat just btfo Brazilian criminals?

tropa de elite

>that video of brazilian men praying out loud outside a church outs and feminist just going apeshit at them.

It's a brazilian face

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youtube.com/watch?v=cyxEqb41IWA

Little known fact about brazil, it has the most toxic and industrial waste of any country sans china and its in their water supply, in their food etc. That's why you'll see people that look like

Give me a basic gestalt about this specimen

Brazil's got some pretty based women not gonna lie

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>bolsonaro
>fascist
vai tomar no cu petista

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Missing link monkey creature.
Look at it's skull shape and limb lengths.

Black Orpheus

Kill yourself

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Based dancing doggo

I hope his death squads get you

Did he get tased or shot? Asking because his legs got weird after the altercation

VAO TOMAR NO CU SEUS MERDAS TODO MUNDO NESTA THREAD É UM ARROMBADO PODEM CHUPAR O MEU GRANDE BRANCO CARALHO

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shot in the heart

I can't believe no one's made a joke about the film Brazil

shot

biscates de israel

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Low iq populations need a dictatorial leader or they will tear themselves apart.

t. Libya

pau no seu cu macaco fudido

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>tfw no big fick Brazilian shemale gf

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F Brazil
hello greater isreal imperio!

vem chupar minha rola sua bicha

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Silly cunt almost just killed the little girl.

Based garotinha

yea, well, she still saved someone

god i wish that were me

How so? She shot him point blank at an angle where the girl wouldn't have been hit. Unless bullet entry and exit wounds can be under drastically different angles, I'm not an expert.

That's me on the left clapping

>a poor woman has an accident that could happen to any of us

So this is typically American? Interesting

I'm thinking he's talking about the nigger

CURSED

Yeah don't blame the nigger mugger or anything for starting shit

Is this /ourguy/?

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>VIPs
Looks like a poor man's Catch Me If You Can.

Post Brazil

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>paying money for a trip
>stay in a favela

This is a brazillian man.

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SHITT

Fuck, exact same body of a brazilian escort I used to see, short, thick and firm.

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>>cop casually signals ok sign after killing 2 guys
FUCKING BASED

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The version with sound is fucking kino

Hot.

> noguns thinking he has a clue about anything

you mean she saved someones purse. The poster is right she is a silly cunt and could have easily gotten someone kill. She even hide behind a car with people in it for cover.

kek

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its shite

>that shot through the stomach at 45 secs
ouch

THIS IS BRAZIIIIIIL!

city of god is not decent, c'mon.

city of god is a fucking masterpiece you basedboy

It probably cost them more to get that window fixed and clean up the mess than what the robbers took from their register.

where's the blood though?

>but the rest of the country they are not common at all.

That goes the same for thailand, there's still a fucklot of them

lucky sevens confirmed

that was my point. to call it decent is a severe understatement

shes a cop, robbers tend to shoot cops if they happen to rob one

It's brazil, he probably gets robbed every 3 hours or so

lmao fuck off loser.

Wow she looks like Suzane Von Richtofen

nice feet

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Mark Wiens has recently made a series about us

youtube.com/watch?v=WUlCDLzoBcA

youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

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It's a pretty movie if your into visuals.

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Gringos calling us poor and this moron praising the fucking socialists presidents, probably don't know why we are in the lasts on economic freedom score.

I unironically want to move to Southern Brazil and start a new life, opinions?

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If you have money, you will live like a king really

It's not a tarantino movie user.

so venha se for branco
>aquelas tetas da nathalia dill
Meu Nome Nao E Johnny

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Eu sou polonês, sou branco o suficiente?

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That was actually based on a true story, right? I thought it was a great movie. Just a guy trying to enjoy his life and doing his best for the people around him to be happy only for shit to spin out of his control and having to deal with the consequences of drug dealing. None of this gangsta shit that is celebrated in traditional movies.

Mfw

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Mais branco que isso so giz de cera

>None of this gangsta shit that is celebrated in traditional movies.
gangsta shit in most movies is depicted as a dead end of violence and social decay though

PASKAAAA :DDDDD

polaco de merda, quase negro
sim, o filme e otimo, ainda tem a gostosinha da cleo antes de se estragar

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>Brazil
>tased

Lmao

Elite Squad is one of my favorites. Central station is pretty kino too.

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UMA

desagradável :(

Onions mindset

He's checking on the people hiding behind the counter.

Is 'Os filhos de francisco' a good movie, i remember watching half the movie in school, never got to watch the other half

I enjoyed it.

What doth life (life)

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Lula, Son of Brazil

All the best huekino is on liveleak.

Bestgore.com is a pretty accurate description of Brazil.

This. We're watching the transition in real time as minorities take higher government positions and push socialism. Then america turns into Brazil 2.0. What a train wreck.

sorry frend

O Contador de Historias is a great movie too, a teenager fucks a cougar

lmaooooooo

>when your poor neighborhoods blast that shit on their crap boosted sound system

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