Is it me, or are sports movies just not really a thing anymore?

no its not true but football was always niche but promoted by tv. most people didnt follow it at all. theres just less zoomers watching tv. same reason we vote trump.

Partly. Attendance is down in the NFL and MLB but up in the NBA and NHL I believe.

Zoomers don’t play sports as much at the very least. My neighbourhood’s football team had 40 boys born 1994 playing when we were 13. Today my 13 year old nephew plays in the same team but they can’t get 20 players despite pulling from 05,06 and 07 generations, and half of the players are ”refugees”. Zoomers just sit indoors playing fortnite.

They don’t sell well in China, just like most non-action stuff these days it’s more about about overseas receipts.

That's a shame. Kids can learn many life lessons from playing sports. It's good clean fun.

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that has less to do with zoomers and more to do with soccer moms, they refuse to let their kids play concussion ball now, this is a big reason the NFL fought so hard to deny CTE research, and why many people predict the NFL to take a nasty hit in the next 15-20 years

Demographic changes. Kind of sad but poetic something as American as baseball is on the way out alongside the white majority with all the "new americans" are more interested in apehoop and povertyball. In 30 years or so we'll be unrecognizable from Brasil.

untrue, it's just white and asian zoomers who aren't big on sports anymore

nigzooms and spiczooms are still very much invested in sports as previous generations

kek

Baseball is trash so who cares

bony alien-faced freaks from outer sevastopol

>sports
Sport, singular, as in basketball. Though I'd imagine soccer will be rising in popularity soon as well with each new caravan that makes it's way across the border

Sport movies always sucked.

>30 years

Try 10 to 20

t. Nonwhite. It's the only sport that's fun to think alongside the players if you have an IQ above 95.

I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...
And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport... remember what REAL men play

Most of the best players aren't white ya goof.

SPORTS

BAD.

>still no movie about the grand olympic gangbangs

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>mfw ice hockey gf

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Objectively wrong, maybe in the 2000s but every other decade including now the best players are mostly white

m.mlb.com/stats

Click on the names and go down the list

i need a libero gf

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Dare I say based?

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GET HER OFF THE FIELD

THAT WERE DIABOLICAL

Every time I watch that clip I really want to beat her up.

I want her to beat me up

We need more Kurt Russell sports movies.

A film on track and field could be good

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Kids can get raped by coaches, too.

Based

Okay, name 1000 people that it happened to. It isn't that common

Retarded Americans still make them about their shit tier local sports leagues.

>World Series baseball
>literally no one outside of American has heard of it

I don't want to. I could, but I won't.
Let's just say that it's probably more common than you think.

Does motor sport count?
youtube.com/watch?v=HdSN7__uzyM

Baseball?
Mexicans, Dominicans and the Japanese can't get enough of that shit

I'd make love to her on that very grass.

>World Series
It was a marketing tactic you rube.

Cracks me up every time

>that face when fags think they can get realistic life advice on Yea Forums

the capeshit generation is made of beta males and gals.
they don't understand sports and competition.

youtube.com/watch?v=O-ScqQXpSac

how many teeth left?

She’s so hot, literal goddess body and a cute face. That’s how female superheroes should look, not the man faced scrag ends Marvel + DC mostly use.

Time to grow up, kiddo.

anyone involved in usa gymnastics.

You clearly don't live in Michigan

Number 15
Soccer Field Foot Menace

Yeah.

The machine is surpassing the body every single day. We no longer admire the body and its limitations but the machine and its endless potential.

>t.out of touch boomer

The wars are fought with drones now.

And I, for one, cant wait until VR gets good enough to replicate combat sports.
Sadly, I will be old and broken down by then.

you're just playing dumb if you think it hasent happend 1000+ times behind whatever the press covers lmao,cant imagine the horror of this kind of shit in small towns

>Ford V. Ferrari

Man player does half of this shit and he gets suspended for 6 months

Name?

Men's soccer players also fake injuries just because they feel like it

video games has sucked in a lot of potential fans

Post her cute butt

Roasties would not allow it

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better than watch a bunch of black wifebeaters chase after a ball

mutt

You think they'd allow cameltoe on sports movies?

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(Not true btw)

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Her body is so much fun to look at wtf

bitch all you want, my kids arent gonna be playing football either

>spats perfectly aligned to insinuate a camel toe

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A man of Supreme taste and observational powers

Goon

A LOOSE CANNON

fug

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Unironically this. Cool Runnings is the comfiest and most kino sports film of all time.

>Sabina Altynbekova
YES

That girl has some of the finest fucking legs on the planet

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Sports anime and manga are huge though. And a bunch of them have cute girls,

>Sports anime and manga are huge
Do weebs actually think this?

>guy spells neighborhood as 'neighbourhood' and mentions refugees
>you think he's a fucking American talking about NFL football
I see you're not too bright.

CTE panic is jew-pushed bullshit by the way to try and get the US to switch to soccer aka globalismball.

WTF I thought this only happens in anime!

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Would love to see more track and field films.

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mass sport events are 20th century pop culture, let it die

hot, how do i aquire this ?

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sports are opressive

those tanlines

MY DICK!

Sure, but when I try that on a girl....

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

Damn, made for breeding.

youtu.be/58Igq9OEkz4

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>something as American as baseball
You burgers stole that shit from Bulgaria.

Hey look! Its female Sergio Ramos!

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>they are all probably at least 5 inches taller than me
please gib

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BYU #21 a cute.

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I've been coaching for a niche sport for about half a year now. If you want this kind of thing, just go and do sports. You have no idea how thirsty the girls are.

Whats the big deal, she's just a plain oriental girl?

>tfw no rockclimbing/bouldering gf
fugg

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baseball is huge in latin america what are you talking about

Sports movies are shit because nothing can compare to the real thing. Watching a movie about a tennis match for example might sound cool but if you just watch the fucking match the commentary will give you all the context needed.
Literally the only exception to this is Rocky since normal boxing hasn't been exciting since the great depression

I play volleyball and they're dime a dozen or whatever the saying is. They're either short, fat, short fat, tall and ugly or tall and fat. Only national teams and big shit have pretty players

imagine her jerking you off

those mittens on my fucking cock please

It evolved from “rounders” which is just one of many bat and ball games from the UK.

Watch baseketball

Karen, please.

Baseball is the least athletic sport of all time. 99% of the time 8/9 players on both teams are idle. It is real,y bizzare "sport" go watch a local game, but block out the batter from your vision with your hand, just a bunch of people standing around.
Good pleb sports:
Basketball/ soccer
Good patrician sports,
Racketball, tennis
Yep.
No, it’s reatrded, and sports stats are even more retarded, beucase they only apply to spectors. Watching sports is trash, go play or fuck off.

Look at her legs bro. They make up like 70% of her total height and each one is nearly as thick as her waist.

I like this reference

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>thats literally one of the oldest pictures i have on my harddrive.
lol newfag

Are you actually this fucking stupid?
Some of the most popular anime of all time in their respective generations are sports shows.
>Ashita no Joe and the Megalobox remake
>Hajime no Ippo
>Slam Dunk
>Haikyuu
>Eyeshield 21
>Captain Tsubasa
>Kuroko Basket
Some of these shows weren't just popular within anime either. Haikyuu is literally one of the most popular of all time. Tsubasa and eyeshield 21 were everywhere in their time as well.

>heroism is first and foremost a reflex of the terror of death. We admire most the courage to face death; we give such valor our highest and most constant adoration; it moves us deeply in our hearts because we have doubts about how brave we ourselves would be.
When we see a man bravely facing his own extinction we rehearse the greatest victory we can imagine. And so the hero has been the center of human honor and acclaim since probably the beginning of specifically human evolution.

>The hero was the man who could go into the spirit world, the world of the dead, and return alive.
He had his descendants in the mystery cults of the Eastern Mediterranean, which were cults of death and resurrection. The divine hero of each of these cults was one who had come back from the dead. And as we know today from the research into ancient myths and rituals, Christianity itself was a competitor with the mystery cults and won out—among other reasons—because it, too, featured a healer with supernatural powers who . had risen from the dead.
The great triumph of Easter is the joyful shout “Christ has risen!”

What are some modern day heroic sports? I can only think of ski jumping and downhill skiing.

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The formula gets old so, unless they run it from a different perspective, like Moneyball, studios probably won't risk it. Then again, Creed is pretty successful and it's as basic as you get.
I honestly think documentaries do a better job, they get a lot of creative freedom and most of them are based on small but entertaining stories, like Doc Ellis no-hitter on LSD. 30 for 30 also has lots of great ones.
The story itself wasn't really that interesting, in reality there wasn't much of a rivalry, so they had to ham everything up to a point that it became really silly.
>overwatch still being relevant
wew, but to address the first point, there are a shitload of quality youtube channels with sports content ran by millenials, not to mention sites like Pro Football Focus are pretty much a millenial thing

Diving, the one with water, not the one with grass.

Yeah this looks impressive but she's only lifting like 80 lbs.

I've had sex with an olympic female athlete
ama

underrated and subtle response

>when I think of classic beauties.....

Yes? Some of the most popular manga ever made are about basketball, cycling, volleyball, wrestling, boxing, tennis, and football. Slam Dunk is singlehandedly credited for spreading awareness of basketball in Japan while it was published.

>soccer dudes pretend to be hurt like little bitches
>soccer girls actually hurt themselves

Haikyuu is god tier in animation and music. That motherfucker shows up in shonen jump front page all the time, sometimes the biggest face
And they took 3 fucking years to make season 3

Who is she? I love her.

None (and that's a good thing)

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>tfw no rockclimbing/bouldering gf

STOP reminding me

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>apehoop
>good
>divegrass
>good

>tfw cant get an Asian woman to even acknowledge me as a human being because i'm not white
This is why mass shooters are justified

What are some recommended Sports kino?

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>mfw I actually read that as "ahego medics"

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sorry to hear that canadabro

Not Canadian, just a blue collar burgermutt

Movies:
Slapshot
The Bad News Bears (original)
The Wrestler
Goon
Dodgeball
Baseketball
Eight Men Out
Lords of Dog Town
White Men Can't Jump
Documentaries:
No-No: A Dockumentary
June 17th, 1994
The Two Escobars
9.79*
No Más
TV/Series/Etc:
Olympics
Live Matches
Homer at Bat episode
Eastbound and Down
Eyeshield 21
Slam Dunk

Thanks, boss.

Holy shit that's hot

Theres no thinking in baseball

that is 3 Michelin starred pasta

but goddamnit, you get results

>really is not acceptable

You're lucky, actually. She would end up cheating on you. Sportswomen are horny as fuck almost all day, and being surrounded by their male partners during one of their many trips eventually ends up with them having sex.

They are great as fuck buddies, though.

Obligatory

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baseball is just shit cricket, play the superior sport son

Why is nobody talking about those glorious thighs

>They are great as fuck buddies, though.
I wouldn't know, we cant all be Chad like (You)

board's gone gay

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>cricket
>biggest moment in history was an "unwritten rule" """"violation"""""

Miho Nonaka is a cute

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I WANT TO FUCK THAT ASS SO FUCKING BAD GODDAMN AAAAAAAAAAAA GOD PLEASE LET ME FUCK THAT ASSHOLE BEFORE SHE HITS THE WALL

>mass sport events are 20th century pop culture

This. Today's big events are the shitty big budget movies made for virgins.

Its kinda true. I am a zoomer and why do I give a shit about blacks bouncing balls. The whole concept is cringe.

No it's not true. It's just less people watching TV as someone pointed out.

They should make a movie about a tranny in women's sports.

>being a liftfag who only cares about how heavy the metal junk is
Any type of athleticism like that is worth a thousand liftfags.

Pretty much every active athlete right now is a millennial.

God I wish I were the one getting beaten up

She's a plain looking Asian. There are better pairs of thighs out there dude. What the fuck.

I'm in love

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NFL is most likely more associated with retarded ass ticket prices. MLB makes sense. I didn't know hockey was gaining popularity in the states. That sounds pretty good.

>Baseball is the least athletic sport of all time.

Try Cricket, mate.

I though the average NBA game ticket was more expensive than an NFL one.
Anyways, I think pat of the attendance decrease is due to incompetent ownership rather than a shift in the audience. Revenue wise, NFL is expecting to keep growing.

user, please?

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come get it, creepy

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What a great thread that is very Yea Forums related.

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What a badass.

How can I get an MMA gf?

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giwtwm

Recently-graduated zoomer here. My grade was obsessed with soccer, with at least a quarter of the boys playing it. Another quarter played lacrosse. Nobody watched "professional" lacrosse, though. Football was watched, but basketball was more popular. I enjoy watching football and baseball because their not just "get the ball to the other person's net". Ran cross-country, if that helps.

>Canadian delicacy
Make the most of it user, It doesn't get any better

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That was so cute

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>blue shirt looks at her arms, her own breast, then yellow
>yellow is looking into blue's eyes the entire time
Beutiful

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with my penis

Untrue, the NBA is on the upside and is probably going to overtake the NFL. In a recent podcast interview mark Cuban said if he had stocks in Esports, NBA, and the NFL, he would sell NFL, buy Esports and keep nba. Most of the young people I talk to are into sports at least somewhat. I’m in the Bay Area so maybe it’s just the area.

Based

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You mean
>European vs. American teams
And Germany in particular is known for being a country of introvert autismongols (and Estonia as well for that matter)

it makes numales and females uncomfortable. hard work is no longer a thing

If racing is a sport, so is an horse

You literally have European dudes doing Fornite dances when they score. You've got no ground to stand on

The average obese American considers anime to be a more realistic portrayal of life than any activity that involves getting off the couch, it's no wonder nobody can suspend their disbelief anymore

she looks like a leaner emily blunt

Rapinoe is a qt tho
>European vs. American teams
have you seen the american basketball team?, they do shit like this all the time and don't even crack a smile

but 80lbs with onky four fingers. damn, uf she is a lasbian, she id ognna murder her gf cunt

I never been so erect in my whole life.

imaginr this is incest

My GF in higschool was a rock climber.
Dat Kung-Fu Grip.

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I wanna fuck her to submission desú

Whiplash was a sports movie disguised as a music movie, for what it's worth.

Baseball never recovered from the strike.
I lived in Ohio when the reds were tearing it up in the late 80's and have fond childhood memories of riverside stadium (RIP in piece) being packed to the fucking rafters.
I cannot watch it on television, but I'll drop whatever I'm doing to go to an actual ball game though.

to be fair, I think that goal broke a world record for her iirc

go back

And that's a good thing since baseball is boring af.

He said attendance in NHL is up dumbass. Whitest sport of any.

>that self insert fedora moment when he tries to shit on his football playing cousin
it's not a sports movie, artfags are just really insecure

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Equestrian is literally an olympic sport, yes.

nigger get out more, i know plenty of people who are foisting their sports addictions onto their children. its as lucrative as ever. they actually broadcast high school football in my hometown.

Whilst the Karen in reference is just acting jealous in this case, she's half right in that plain Asian women are often put on a pedestal by beta males because they're unassuming and submissive even to moderate masculinity

I know this is obvious cherrypicking but based G*rmans

Larry Nassar.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Nassar
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USA_Gymnastics_sex_abuse_scandal
>in which he was accused of molesting at least 250 young women and girls, as well as 1 young man dating as far back as 1992

>RHYTHMICALLY SLAPPING

I wish young people didn't give a shit about negro collision or niggabounce. Don't give me so much hope.

nah man
America's being overrun with spics and spics love baseball

What was the name of that one ugly swimming girl some autist used to spam here?

i want to be bullied by the female volleyball team, and also by the female (male) volleyball team

i like ugly women but m8, those bitches look like fucking ugly male teens, disgusting and i bet they are brits.

Top baseball players are white, farm system is full of white prospects. Baseball is more popular than ever in Mexico and the Caribbean and pretty much every player's dream in foreign countries is to start in the MLB.
If the demographic shift was to blame, baseball would've stopped being popular since the 90s.
The problem is the MLB not doing a good job maintaining the audience's attention (imo it started with Canseco ratting out on everyone) and the MLS really pushing things up with their marketing department.

fuckin whitewomen lmfaoo

The Sandusky case didn’t involve athletes being raped, dumbass.

Imagine how much women love men like this when even men can fall in love with a dominant woman like this

>tfw no gf

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Seething

Is that the girl from The Expanse?

Bumping for recommendations I can marathon on the weekend

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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holy fuck that was amazing

>0:05

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I play some overwatch, but other than that I'm not that into esports. I know a lot of people that are super into it though

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Class of 2016, so I'd say I'm a fellow boomer. Guys in my area loved Lacrosse. I know there's a college league, but nothing close to a pro league exists.

Studios don't give a shit about sports movies anymore because (a) most sports are culturally specific and don't play well at international box offices and (b) they don't become franchises.

That's a shame

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cute, CUTE!

I wish, zoomzooms and millenials are obsessed with the spherical jew

Just imagine if they were having a girls night and you were in the year below, >they call you up bc they couldn't get the stream set up working.
>After you set it up they were all sat on the sofa in their knickers ordering you about, bullying you into making them popcorn and drinks,
>one of them takes it too far and jokingly puts your face into her crotch,
>you start to breathe hot breath on her pusy, then kiss and lick it as they all watch,
>some of them ribbing you a little and some saying "no he's a good boy"
>you spend the whole night eating pusy as they watch their favourite shows, bully you and gossip
>then they reward you all at the same time by touching and kissing your body but warn you to to tell nobody EVER
This will never happen, why live

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have sex

cringe desu

Don't listen to the other anons I think it was very hot and it made me sad that you won't ever get that

thanks friend

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