/DAR/ GENERAL, DARK SEASON 2

It's up on Netflix, get the fuck in here lads

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Is this better than stranger things? cause that one is boring shit.

Yeah it's definitely better. Better 80s weirdness for sure

for the non germans, don’t you get any sense of how fucking bad the acting is? i’m unironically cringing constantly watching this. the dialogue writing is dogshit, every spoken word sounds stiff and phony, there’s not a genuine moment in this. i mean as a german i’m kind of used to this. most actors a trained theatrical and are just incapable of behaving natural on camera. but on that scale i expected some sort of quality.

Yeah acting isn't great but it helps that the acting is stiff since it gives it a Twin Peaks vibe I think so it fits. It's the story more than anything that's compelling.

>S1 handsome boy dead
DROPPED

Does anyone even remember what happened in the first season?
All that comes to mind is
>My friend is my dad
>Greasy hobo is me from future
>Angry cop dad trapped in past

TORRENT FUCKING WHEN

why would you need to understand german to tell if acting is good or not?

All i remember from this is the song that played during the ending

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I hated that the missing boy ended up dead.

Where the dubs?
I aint gonna read subs.

kys

Nice, they got the hot chick nude this time

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sweet

I know what you mean but as a non-german it all looks perfectly natural to me. It's probably the way that actors are expressing themselves, I see this a lot in shitty local tv shows because the actors are literally who's peppered with well known actors so the contrast between their skills is obvious. It also happens a lot with young/child actors.

>as a non-german it all looks perfectly natural to me
this, also I tried two different dubs and both were shit

You probably erased the ending from your memory on account of how braindead it was. The kidnapped kids were part of a time travel experiment by an evil priest who is part of some evil time travel organization and there is also a good guy old woman who is fighting them as some sort of time travel resistance.

nice

>mfw literally had the family tree from the
wikipedia page open next to the show to keep track who is who in every scene.

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>Protagonist becomes the villain.

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cool

bump

watched episodes 1 & 2 so far

- not sure about this Adam guy yet, I liked Noah as the main antagonist
- old Jonas meeting his Mum was a great scene.
- Egon's storyline is intriguing

So is it mostly about the post apocalyptic world? I don't want to see yet another season of convoluted time travelling and a clusterfuck plot

Not a single nigger

no, there are five timelines

Probably won't even bother, they were barely able to manage 3

I think the acting is fine. I've seen some German kinos and Dark didn't stand out as bad to me. It was probably the way it was directed because as the name hints, it's DARK. If it seemed unnatural to you maybe it's because they're written to be incredibly depressed shitty people. How does it compare to other German dramas?

The redhead kid was shown in the first episodes tied in that machine. They made it blatant that he was going to die seconds after cutting to next scene

Just got the notification in my mail and soifaced hard.

Season 1 was great,

well i just finished the season

huh

Short

How do you use these and turn them into links you can go to?
Please.

>Is this better than stranger things?
Miles better

Anything from Antje Traue?

Oh man last season's dubs were annoyingly average that Netflix just booted up S2 with subs right from the get go, thank gawd. And no I'm not using same account from last year so Netflix didn't save my preference. This is good cause my wifi gets so overclocked that changing languages makes it BSOD for a half hour otherwise.

Cop dad was pretty good actually I hope he gets the German equivalent of an Emmy. Oh and Father Noah too.

Lesbian porn

Kid Hannah a cute

kys. for real

Did Old Ulrich remind anyone else of Ian McShane?

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Yeah

How to these work?

we don't see germans as real humans anyway, so I don't mind those flaws.

Is there a summary of s1 or should I rewatch that?
Kinda forgot all the characters and the timelines and shit

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This should help

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its great but then goes full retard at the 3/4 of first season

If they were written well they would seem like incredibly depressed shitty people and that would be one’s conclusion rather than “unnatural”.

i hope season 3 will just be mikkel x hannah kino

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this show is so fucking dense, i love it

Should I watch S2 if I didn't like the last 2 or so eps of S1? Is it any better?

what

You'll probably miss what's going on though. Dark does get better after a couple of episodes in S1 too.

I mean, I did watch it, I just didn't enjoy the direction it took.

i don't. i guess i just already skip so much of the slow scenes i don't really catch it. i remember cringing at the yellow jacket guy yelling though.

No fuckibg way I am watching this. Season 1 ending is a shitty cashgrab.

>future apocaliptic fighter kids


wtf

its not at all like that

>Cashgrab
Fucking what? This isn't based on a book or prior film a'la "Handmaids" so extending the story is hardly out of line for the studio.

I may dont remeber it clearly, but I hated the last episode. It was sooo cookie cutter. I said it was a cashgrab because it is a setup for a series like the 100. I hope it is not and if you guys maybe pressure me more I might watch it.

Not him but is it about the ending or the new season.

Honestly to me it felt like a cheap post-apocalyptic turn that left many questions unanswered. I hope season 2 gets better than that.

Anyone got a magnet for the season?

the new season isnt like that

I hate Hannah.
Jesus Christ

> fighting them as some sort of time travel resistance.

The point is she is actually helping them. Everything happened as Adam wished for

Stand by famalam

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U are a God

>not using rarbg

I did. Maybe it wasnt out when I cheked. RARGB is Bae

Martha has cute dick sucking lips

Post pics.

This show would really benefit from a summary of season 1, I remember jack shit

That is unreasonable, I am a native German and the acting ranges from acceptable to good. I don't remember a scene that was badly acted and I rewatched season 1 two weeks ago

>tries to steal your bf

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Yes, much better. But it is also a million times harder to follow

The sub version is so much better though my dude.

Also it isn't hard to follow as a native english speaker. You'll start to understand the things they say a little bit.

>The question isn't from when but from what world
And dropped.

Sorry user,young Hannah has like 4sec of screen time in S2

still best gril

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MUDSLIMED

Yeah that user is just being contrary on purpose, probably because he can't accept a good German series for a change. General concensus for Dark with both native German speakers and international audiences is it's fucking good.

See, but that's obviously what modern Germany is turning into with Mama Merkel at the helm.

After I watch Dark, Jessica Jones and Kakkeguri what else am I supposed to watch with my Netflix subscription this weekend my friends?

Acting is terrible but the language masks a lot of it.

Man. I was so hyped for season 2 after finishing the first one now I don't even remember what happened in this show...

Glow

copy paste them into google/bing search

Nice

quick rundown on glow and kakkeguri?

Just chiming in to say NOT GOING TO READ ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU FAGGOTS:. i have waited a long time for this..

Don´t you dare watch it with english dubs.. The german is highly necessary for this series.

glow is about female wrestlers in the 80s. good characters, good acting, fun story, some hot girls, nudity, and surprisingly low on feminism and poz for a female show on netflix. easily one of their best shows. season 3 comes in 2 months.

English dubbing pardon.
Fuck needs english dubbing. I have netflix for the normiefags and they have english dubbing. FUCK YOU.. put subs on instead of have some english faggot narrate..

This is really a series where you should have no dubbing whatsoever. The german is part of the climate of seriousness.. Fucking default to english dubbing. KMA.

ESLbros, is there any reason to waste time with the eng dub?

eng dub is always a waste of time

franziska is hotter than martha

no
t. spic

>ESLbros, is there any reason to waste time with the eng dub?
Absolutely not. The german actors were brilliant in first season. watch it with subs. Don´t you fucking dare watch this in dub..

>Trannies and Dykes are the good guys

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better not be.

if anything that adds the the realism, since all the germans here in the states are autismos of the most asssblasted kind.

>muh ulrich

Fuck this cunt

just finished it. it was kino

Hannah is a slut and doesn't deserve to get fucked by her father-in-law

>if anything that adds the the realism, since all the germans here in the states are autismos of the most asssblasted kind.
Why don´t you jew your way out to the asshole of saturn where you will probably be thrown into anyways.
First season was brilliant especially when you understand esoteric nature of the trinity etc. And the actors were great. I should not be surprised if they managed to ruin it to shit on germans. Therefore they go to hell to be tortured.. and then they can be released to do normal things after..

Ah fucking glad to hear that..season 1 rocked me.. it was beautiful.

i'm glad they didn't focus much on the future although i wished they showed more of the qt with the scar in her face

oh look a sauer kraut.

>i'm glad they didn't focus much on the future although i wished they showed more of the qt with the scar in her face
Season one kept that open as they wisely should have. The hijacking combination of the 'spheres' to change timeline/entrypoint was more than enough.

gottem

>just finished
how?

No i´m not german. Germanic yes. Jew know who you are though.

Was old Ulrich the same actor with makeup?

Jew know who you are.. star of remphan (saturn north pole) in banner of israel. yeah.. don´t worry, it´s not going to hurt.. we are human beings here, not sadists like you.. quick and painless..

sure thing deutschbag

>Ulrich actor was Hitler in Look Who's Back
based

You made big mistake jew. Attack the ones who take you in and try to befriend you. The thing about forgiveness.. if you regret it you can forgive. You don´t. You leave no choice. But your biggest surprise is yet to come.
You take things that don´t belong to you. You and muslims and freemasons will go same way. So you have 'good company'.

>since all the germans here in the states are autismos of the most asssblasted kind.

We have the same problem here in Germany

oh dear, helmut is off his meds again.

No it's Winfried Glatzeder

God I want to suck on Martha's titties

Ugly german manface

Charlotte and Elisabeth are literal grandmother paradox
Young Jonas trying to fight Old Jonas while acknowledging that he can't change the past, meaning he literally can't fight his older self, since his older self already has been through all of that and knows what he'll do
Hannah is the biggest fucking cunt
Alternate timelines confirmed
Alternate Martha looks suspiciously like the tranny prostitute
Future Franziska looks suspiciously like Helge's mom

Helge's mom and Claudia's mom look way too much like one another

Who played the special task detective? I know I've seen him in something but can't find him on imdb.

they have credits for a reason user

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Oh shit, he's Walter from Deutschland 83 and 86.

he's also in The Man from UNCLE and Inglorious Basterds

it´s fitting how the muslims will end you afterall. As you try to sick them on others. It´s a match made in the talmud heaven, isn´t it..

Disappointed. It was still good but I just did not like the direction they chose to go in. Noah's entire character was ruined as well.

>I aint gonna read subs.
Off yourself.

>off meds
I´m drunk it´s friday and i hate jews. But not as much as the madhi will do to you..
Maybe you take anxiety medication or whatever jew drug you have to fuck with peoples heads.. i´m clean

anyone else have a crush on Hannah?

does rope really give you those kinds of scars on your neck?

yes but only kid hannah

you've never heard of rope burn?

Kakkeguri is an anime where a private school gambles for their student lives. The main girl is utterly crazy and cute and it's way better a show than it's initial surmise. It now has 2 seasons check it out.

ya

Kid Hannah for cute adult Hannah for beauty

it aired liked 20 hours ago. there are only 8 episodes

>aired
thats not how it works user

Anybody else feel like eating a Raider I mean a Twix bar while watching Dark?

Maybe... He's from the future?

Well time to play German Fallout

>all look like niggers
>claims to not see a single nigger
huh?

I'll be watching tonight.

I didn't understand the Charlotte-Elizabeth-Noah plot at all. Whats up with that?

They're Krout niggers tho

>can technically date your mom when she's younger or older
Damn time travel sure has it's uses amirite?

fuck I'd just stay in the 20s and move to Austria if I was him

season 1 was alright. a good show to watch while browsing Yea Forums (luckily the dub was well done). the ending was kind of lame though, it felt like they were going for the young adult audience.

Is Nena in season 2?

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Do Germans actually do this?

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Noah fucked his own granddaughter to conceive his daughter I think

It's not really anything like stranger things other than it being diet scifi on netflix.

German is such a disgusting language.

That song replays like 3 different times.

Finished the second season.

It was pretty much a retread of the first season wasn't it?
I feel like it didn't quite capture what made the first season special, for obvious reasons relating to a lot of that being the mechanics of the time travel unfolding through-out, but it also doesn't really make the things it does introduce all that interesting either.

It's still good to see the characters again, but this was very much a season written as a middle point. Things just being stretched out to save for the final season. So, really, hope that the final season actually does more and sticks the landing.

I think each season will answer What Why and How

Season 1: What the hell is happening? Two factions are using time travel to manipulate events in Winden.
Season 2: Why is it happening? Each faction has a certain vision for the future.
I think Season 3 will answer "How will it play out?", tying up all plots so everything becomes clear

If the writers are competent, that is

Hope so.
Apparently production is well underway, and I'd hate to see it rushed with no clear sense of direction.

The first season felt pretty self-contained when you got right down to it, but this leaves so many things open....if it's yet another 8 episode season then it'll have to be very tight.
Also, was Hannah's use of Nielsen as her last name in the 50's meant to signal that she's in her own incestuous circle?

I think she just assumed Ulrich might have mentioned Katharina as his wife, so she didn't want to blow her cover. Although since it's heavily implied she's staying in the 50's and fucking Egon, I'm wondering if she'll end up returning as a character in 1986 or 2019 as someone's grandmother or something

>comparing this pure unabashed european kino to shitty hollywood soulless trash like stranger things
Who the FUCK came up with that?

they probably just saw
>kids
>small town
>sci fi
and thought that was all there was to it

Exactly what I was thinking.
But with the added twist that maybe it wrings right back into overall Nielsen family tree.

These four families are basically generational dead-ends.

Considering that Agnes Nielsen and Noah are siblings, and Noah is Charlotte's father, all the families are indeed related. But I'm wondering if Noah and Agnes' parents will be relevant somehow, maybe it'll be revealed that the family tree itself is one big loop or even a knot with multiple overlaps, since the writers seem to be completely okay with paradoxes

Also, another question I have:
The ending of this season, where Alt-Martha shows up - is this proof that Adam is right? That each cycle really changes something and this cycle is the one where Martha is saved by alternative universe shenanigans? Or did Jonas/Adam always meet Alt Martha? Is it a trick to make younger Jonas believe he can still change things?

I feel like it lies with what Claudia said earlier about having seen a world without Jonas in it, and I think the eventual reveal is going to be along the lines of a sorta mobius strip interweaving of alternate timelines. Things changing, only to change back, to change again over-and-over. Loops within Loops, so to speak.

So I just started season 2 but I can't remember shit, what's with Red Skull and Noah? Is it some cult shit? And who's the RV tranny?

so did agnes and noah have a child together? was tronte nielsen their son?

>who's the RV tranny?
I never understood this either, or who the one-eye'd guy was. And we still don't have a clue who Claudia's husband really is and how he fits into everything, other than probably murdering that detective's brother.

So who were the boy and girl who went into the forest to show her his dick?

So Jonas is in 2052 right? Why is Old Jonas in 2019?

isn't Agnes his sister?

all pedos must hang.

Is that why the future is fucked up?

rv tranny is just a side character that is fucking the psychologist dude (who is married to the chief of police in 2019)

For those who liked Season 1, how does Season 2 hold up?

I thought Season 1 was really good. It kept me wanting more and made me binge it in 3 days.

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hes one eyed detectives brother

who is tronte's father then?

Link

I got your link right here
*GRABS COCK*

me

Seems to me that whatever cost Wöller his eye is linked to whatever caused them to create the cave portal in the 80's.

deaf bitch is blind in the opposite eye

Massive, requires too much scrolling. Go back.

>calling whites niggers
Neck yourself

Seething trannies

>"Toast Hawaii is the best comfort food! "

Gross, Deutschanons

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Because you'd be understanding the delivery as opposed to reading the text.

looks like something from a flyover diner that tried to copy hawaiian pizza
probably not that bad

So is everything just one big loop that will never end because Claudia is a brainlet

regina actress looks like aunt petunia

someone could have a conversation with looks alone delivery is 10x more than reading lines and it's really obvious whether or not you can understand the lines

Leave my cock alone faggot.
*strikes with pimp cane, readjusts fur and saunters off*