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It Feels Good in the Hand Edition

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>it's a spear episode

>tfw water quench

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>goes for an edge quench in water
>drops it

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youtube.com/watch?v=L5CJEOI8fmk

youtube.com/watch?v=rEhghNAj1nA

>cold blade in a vice
>"I gotta get that bend out..."

It will keal

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WELL, I'M DEFINITELY GONNA WIN THE TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS AND MY KNIFE WILL DOMINATE THE COMPETITION BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL FAGS WHO CAN'T INTO BLADES
>goes out

>Walks in with mjolnir necklace

>it's a master blacksmith with 30 years experience fucks up the handle episode

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>he completely ruins his handle and spends the last 5 minutes wrapping it in paracord

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>guy heat treats before drilling holes in the handle

>latest episode guy tries to bend warp over his thigh and snaps it 10 seconds before time is up
>turns in a broken blade
>still moves on to the 2nd round cause another contestant didn't meet parameters

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I like that episode with the chick who basically made a shiv because she fucked up the handle and tried to leather wrap it.

I like how there is no artificial drama or bitch fights. Everything about this show from judges, host to contestants, feels genuine.

this show would be so much better if they had to fight afterward.

>*doug holding his penis, psyching himself up for masturbation*
"well, it is quite heavy, but it feels good in the hand"

>your sword is bent in all directions and almost came flying out of the grip, but what can I say, It will Keal

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>your Blades did well in the kill test, but now comes the destruction test
>for this purpose, we will put your blades into this tub of red hot lava for an hour
>remember: this test is not about what your bladed do to the lava, but what the lava will do to your blade, Leeroy, are you ready?

Let's do this!

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>mjolnir necklace
Why are they almost always the worst smiths?
Even some kids or numales make better knifes.

>I'm afraid your post failed to meet parameters
>I'm going to have to ask you to surrender your keyboard and to please leave the forge

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Who else thinks 10.000$ is too little a price to cover expenses and get a decent profit?

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>your shitpost has suffered a catastrophic failure and was unable to garner any (You)s, I must ask you to surrender your Yea Forums Pass.

>Weapon weights more than 0.000000001g
>'Please leave the forge'

i think it's fine. the winners with their own smithing businesses get good publicity out of it too

>Yea Forums YOU HAVE JUST 2 HOURS REMAINING TO POST IN THIS THREAD

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>SWIIIIIITCH!

>*looks at the camera*
>I'm in a lot of trouble here
>I've been working on this thread for a while now
>and I haven't been able to get any (You)s
>other anons are just not responding to my damascus technique
>I am pretty much screwed at this point

>turn in incomplete po

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imagine having chest pockets

>surrender your weapon
>get the fuck out of the forge

>it's a I'm going to cut these dummies but I'm still recovering so my brother RJ Marcaida will cut them instead episode

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This guy

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>your shark blade arm has the form of a blacktip reef shark
>the parameters were clear, you had the choice between blue and mako shark
>i have to ask you to surrender your weapon and leave the forge

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The Khan of The Wastes.

>So I'm looking at all the posters and user looks like he's struggling pretty bad
Hey user you doing alright? You can borrow my (You) if you need it.

>edge pointed towards you

>This is one of the best knives I've ever seen
>The handle, though

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