Hey you want a beer?

>hey you want a beer?

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No thank you. Alcohol is for low IQ plebs. I'll stick to microdosing magic mushrooms thanks.

Thanks, man. I...I just want to say how much I appreciate you spending time with me. I know I'm not the easiest person to get along with. You're...you're a good fren. I lo-

fuck yeah bro, road brews
you want a bump of this coke?

Sure, thanks bro. Uuuhh Dave, that don't look right. Try turning right. That'll fix it.

How do I do this and how functional are you during?

Oh god Stacy finally responded to my message lemme check real qui-

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This reminds me. Recently, I almost ran over a niglet the other day. He ran across the street, but only halfway. I turned hard and almost crashed into a parked car. The reason I didn't see him was because I was color blind.

sure bro hop in we got pussy to slay tonight

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No thanks, I could go for some feed and or seed, though.

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>NIGGERS
>THERE COULD BE NIGGERS IN THIS THREAD

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that is some impressive dexterity on his left hand to be able to hold a full fucking drink with just three fingers while texting

Sure bro, I love my beers!

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OH MY GOD ABBY YOU CANT JUST KILL ALL THE POOR PEOPLE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

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why do n-words walk in the middle of the road instead of on the sidewalk?

x gay cd writer is an insufferable cunt

That guy looks exactly like my uncle
Whenever he offers me a beer at family gatherings I always think of this picture

Google and very. You feel generally better all round. Experiences you once found mundane become enjoyable or more you're just happier in your own head (if that makes sense). There's no tripping or anything like that.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GET OUT OF THE STREET

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No thanks, haven't had a drop of alcohol for five years now. I'll take an ice cold Dandelion & Burdock if you have one though.

No but I'll take a Bang's root beer

*puts a finger on your lips*

Shhhh

I used to make shitty photoshops exactly like these in my graphics arts class and I thought it was the funniest shit
Good times

>D&B
Top taste user. God speed

>i dont see color
Typical racist

Bros?
You still there? Hello? I'm starting to get cold.

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you could write an essay on how funny this image is

What does it taste like?

Get on it then, I'll expect it on my desk monday.

Last line gets me every time

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milky sand

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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