He killed billions...
He killed billions
Andrew Collins
Grayson Scott
ok
Brody Hall
to save trillions
Jackson Brooks
He was a good friend.
Dylan Hernandez
abortion has killed more
Liam Morales
to waste trillions of tax payer credits
Jaxson Campbell
Black criminals even more
Sebastian White
To fuck trillions of cunnies.
Aiden Ward
You guys are alright, don't go to Alderaan tomorrow.
Jayden Watson
>blows up a habitable planet instead of destroying its cities from orbit
Sebastian Smith
it's about sending a message
Samuel Harris
The absolute best villain in the whole of Star Wars
Jayden Sullivan
The only man NOT scared of Darth Vader.
Bentley Brooks
He needed a manifesto instead of a statement
Luis Carter
To make billions in merchandising
Liam Cooper
Death Star Tech AKEE - MOV
>when the Death Star laser started charging up he pressed AZ-5, but he didn't know that the graphite was explosive
Jason Scott
They used a British Nuclear plant for that scene. Nobody was allowed to touch anything so if you look carefully you can see the guy that "throws the switch" is just sweeping his hand down by a control and not actually on it.
Easton Lopez
Yeah but Alderaan was talking shit about his mother and Tarkin doesn't take anyone talking shit bout his mommy.
Adam Watson
Because Alderaan was a peaceful planet it was considered a prime vacation spot for executives. One executive in particular had angered Tarkin by being a lazy bastard and trying to come up with some bullshit excuse to cut over half the characters out of the next game despite it being a collect-them-all franchise, so he had calculated the time the executive in question would be on Alderaan. This is why he didn't want to completely destroy Jedha or Scariff, he knew that if the executive knew something was up he would end his vacation early, because surely he knew that his call to cut people's favorite characters would anger players.
Isaiah Sanders
Best character in all of Star Wars.
Hudson Powell
>literally co-emperor in all but name
How did he do it ? How do you get a paranoid autocratic leader like Palpatine to grant you this much power, including authority over his own Sith apprentice and command of a planet-busting space station ? All Tarkin had to do his put some men loyal to him manning the hyperdrive and superlaser of the Death Star, travel to Coruscant, blow it up, and crown himself emperor.
Charles Bennett
maybe the emperor knew he was fanatically loyal to the cause and there was no chance of him rebelling
William Green
daily reminder that he's a faggot in disney canon
Liam Parker
What was Imperial policy on the Twi'lek?
Grayson Bailey
>tfw EU Tarkin smashed prime Daala's pussy so hard she got PTSD for the rest of her life
/ourchad/
Hunter Long
Right now his a flamboyant faggot show smashes the asses of prime stormtroopers.
starwars.fandom.com
Enjoy your Disney Wars!
Henry Robinson
Togruta > Twi'lek
Daniel Ross
Chiss > all
Colton Hill
>Tarking being gay
>revealed in a throwaway short story about a mouse droid
the absolute state of nuwars
Sebastian Parker
>ywn pump a tight twink stormtrooper's ass full of cum while shouting WHERE IS THE REBEL BASE
Why even live
Nathan Harris
fuck marry kill
Jose Scott
but what was his tax policy?
Nicholas Walker
please, Disney, no more CGI Tarkin
Ethan Parker
The force killed trillions. Also tarkin wasn’t a sociopath.
Luke Moore
No he didn’t. Those guys killed billions. I hope they’re clones.
Jaxson Murphy
All things considered, Death Star was pretty dumb
Leo Ortiz
Asher Jones
Darth Vader, I'm Empire
Noah Sanchez
based chiss sluts
Xavier Morgan
All things considered, you are an insolent homo.
Eli Perry
LoGH did it better
Benjamin Campbell
Just twilek but with larger head tentacles
Levi Cook
Back to /vp/ you fucking faggot.
Lucas Moore
It was self defense, that planet was coming right at him
Dylan Bailey
Do Shut Up
Wyatt Baker
It's not about the planet...