ITS OVER

When was the last time the Jonas brothers were relevant?

Who is the girl with the yellow brown to the right?

WE BE KANGZ

Really putting yourself into the leftist mindset, there's no explanation for their behavior other than that they believe the "privileged" group is superior and the "underprivileged" group is inferior. Try to sympathize with their position and that's what you must conclude.
It must be a miserable existence, being a short person, believing that short people are inferior and continually lying to try to comfort yourself. Or being tall and always regulating your speech to deny your own worth and affirm the worth of people that are beneath you. Or likewise with black people, women, etc...
Remember how commercials must, by their rules, always portray the opposite of the statistics. Black men are law-abiding, chaste gentleman victimized by evil white men and so on. If they tell you short men are kings, what does that tell you they believe short men are?

Why are women such hypocrites?

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we wuz kngz

seething manlet

lmao, women are the biggest enablers of toxic masculinity ever. I've never seen a single study or survey on dating preferences that indicated women liking short men. "Toxic masculinity" will die when women change, not men.

5’5” nigga here. Super insecure about my height

Saying short king still feels like a jab. Like “aww, look at how good he’s doing despite his height!”

lose weight

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WeW LaD

Shouldn't that be toxic femininity or is this one of those things where men are blamed for women's faults as well?

Women's real life behavior aren't allowed to be criticized so men are blamed for acknowledging it.

>a bunch of ugly musicians and jon snow
wow tall people can never recover

imagine if we applied socialism, which women seem to be in such favor of, to the 'market' of courtship.

>mandatory impregnation of roasties with manlet sperm

lel

That implies women and feminists actually care about equality. They never did, it's just about gaining more and more systemic power while trying to pretend they have none. Take an obvious example, life expectancy. Women outlive men by a good number of years in most nations. Do feminists actually want to equalize the life expectancy gap? Of course not. If socialism gives women an advantage in that they can milk the government for free birth control and healthcare, they'll take it. When it comes to the dating scene, they are borderline ancaps.

Lots of little emperors in this thread(it's a good thing). Newsflash guys, they said calling you tiny sultans was a good thing so it is regardless of how it makes you feel and the fact it sounds like an obvious dig. Keep being being miniature shoguns, you guys rock!

Why can't i just be an emperor or a sultan? why you gotta specify?

Because then it wouldn't be a factious indictment of their using "woke" language to dress up an obvious insult.

Not all short people are manlets.

>Will our agenda override evolved psychology?

No. No it won’t.

Sounds based to me

>short king appreciation day
How do they not see that this comes off as condescending?

WEE

they literally went from using the word midget to using the phrase "little people" and didn't see that that was far far more offensive.

Manlets are the most toxic of all. They've never had any power and that makes them feral like dogs.

I'm 6'3 and girls still say I'm fucking disgusting. Because I have a head like a dropped meat pie.

>spell the fall of toxic masculinity?
Isn't the christchurch shooter like 5'3?

kek people under 6'5 should unironically gas themselves out of the gene pool

hate of short guys is toxic femininity anyway. type short guys into twitter to see what i mean. and this is coming from somebody who is 6 foot

user, by "toxic masculinity" they mean "any masculinity".

They want all men to be neutered, pathetic faggots.

It's about 20% to do with genes and about 80% to do with your diet in your early years of life, scientists have recently confirmed.

"toxic masculinity" is just a term that lets women disguise their genuine misandry as another symptom of "the patriarchy"

>average of your parents heights, +/- 6 inches

Do you know anyone who falls outside of this? Maybe like 1 in 100 people. It's not 80% diet.

>men under 5'9". that's the joke right?
thank god i am 5 foot 9

>Short men are not men they're children. GROW UP you childish assholes
KEK

The best part is that they all have wildly different opinions on what constitutes short and you can bet that they would not know the difference anyway. Under 5'11", 5'10", 5'9", and 5'8" are all listed in this collage as the cutoff for shortness. Do any of these roasties actually believe they would be able to tell the difference between someone who is 5'10" and 5'9" just during a regular encounter, especially a drunken one? They have probably been railed by dozens of dudes they consider too short because they literally cannot even tell.

link? can I finally come out of the pit now?

bingo

Women don't know what short is. I had a comment argument with a female "travel reporter" once when she wrote what she thought was a comedy piece about reclining her seat on a plane. She said it was her right and she'd do it no matter what.

I said "for anyone over about 6'2 sitting behind you, you are literally hurting them. Their knees are going to be in the back of your seat for probably hours. It hurts."

She didn't understand. I said "that's because you're short and you have never experienced it".

She said "I'm not short. I'm 5'6 and that is average for a woman".

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>manlets get one day a year
>normal men get 364

>manlets have never had any power
7/10 of the world's richest people are under 5'10". They have a combined wealth of over half a trillion dollars. The richest man in the world is 5'7" and he is 35 billion dollars richer than the second richest man in the world who is 5'8".

Manlets have all the power.

>women prefer men closer to their own height
no shit

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>having this detailed coping mechanism at the ready.
And you aren't one of them, manlet.

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Plus, in my experience 100% of men exaggerate their height by an inch or two. It's like how women think a 6" penis is 8" because that's what their boyfriends tell them.

I'm 6'1" but I might as well be 4'1" because I'm sitting in a computer chair basically all waking hours, and sometimes sleeping in it too. It feels like a waste, but I'm also kind of amused that I've squandered something that women value. There are lots of women for whom height was probably a dealbreaker, and here I am, sitting at home, jerking off to traps, and making posts on Yea Forums pretending I dump my garbage from home on the cinema floor. My penis is also a good 7.75" erect and has never been inside anything but a fifi. These are genetic gifts that many men have spent tens of thousands of dollars trying to rectify, yet I've just flushed them down the toilet by being a worthless manchild. Many women have sold their virginity for just as much, yet most of them lost it for free to some idiot who really liked Tool and stunk of Axe body spray. It's a funny world we've made for ourselves after we stopped having to worry about resource scarcity or typhus (unless you live in Los Angeles).

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the commieblocks in the background ruin this webm

>rise

hollywood has always been full of manlets

It wasnt at the ready, I did a quick google search. Also we know that only 15-20% of the global population is over 6 feet tall and that number is slightly less in America so odds are you're just another shitposting manlet.

it just needs to be turned into neon colours and it will look cyberpunk enough

whats a fifi

I just wanna fuck to have a family lads. casual sex is beta.

Jason Statham is 5'5'' and bald. What's your excuse?

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the real redpill. absolutely based. I hope you build a self sustaining homestead and have at least 5 healthy children

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based and family-pilled

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A lubricated latex glove taped inside a rag. A favorite of prisoners and NEETs.

Look how close his head is to her pusy

Jason Statham is 5'10" which is above average.

I'm not carefully filmed from certain angles while standing on boxes to make myself look normal.

It's very common for women to be shocked when they meet famous actors and see how short they are. The only reason they still want to fuck is because the guy is rich and famous, which is what they're most attracted to.

based lad, go forth and be plentiful

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>5'10" which is above average.
Maybe in Burgerstan

>5'10''
>above average

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Jason Statham is British. 5'10" is above average in both America and Britain, and most of the world.

she's a tranny

But how'd he become a movie star, I wonder?
Height is not much of a limiting factor apparently.

>he's taller than America (Pablo) and Britain (Pajeet), and most of the world (PajeetChang)
duh

Height is a benefit for film stars, actually. Smaller people look better proportioned on wide screens, and they're easier to film.

Why else would manlets be over-represented? Being over 6 feet is a DISADVANTAGE in film, because it becomes harder to match you with the rest of the cast of hobbits.

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She's the reason this man is considered a sex symbol.

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>Being over 6 feet is a DISADVANTAGE in film, because it becomes harder to match you with the rest of the cast of hobbits.
This is true. It's a numbers game. Less than 1 in 5 people are over 6 feet tall.

weak bait

Is that Eric from Tim and Eric? please explain user.

America is a fucking joke.

So here's the question: if most MOVIE STARS are manlets, why does every manlet whine about it and want to be tall? It's just bonkers.

oh nononono

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He became a bon-vivant hipster after Master of None and now dates supermodels exclusively, mostly by virtue of being 6'7''.

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Because they're not actually widely known to be manlets. They all lie in their bios, everyone in hollywood is 2-4 inches taller on paper.

These people become LESS attractive when their height is known about. It'd be like if every movie star was a secret leper, and then you asked me why lepers keep whining about leprosy.

>be 6'2
>tell grills I'm 6'
>all other legit 6' guys look like lying coping manlets

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>It's like how women think a 6" penis is 8" because that's what their boyfriends tell them.
Ssshhhhhh my GF might find out I'm actually a dicklet.

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>the manlet militia has begun
Holy fuck I have been waiting to slaughter lanks my entire life

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why do we have to talk about this shit what the fuck do you demons want me to do i can't just stop being 5'7" god damn it why am i not allowed to just forget about it for at least a little while why can't i just try to fucking get over it

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based tom is immune to this

5'7 short king reporting in. What a great time to be alive.

>6'1"
>wear lifts
>say I'm 6'
>"Tim didn't you say you were 6'1"? Why is user so much taller than you then?"

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move to the Philippines. Live cheaply and enjoy being a tall white god

Imagine being so shit tier that you need one of these meme days. How do manlets even cope?

height posters are Yea Forums and /fit/ crossposting faggots
every time
Stay in your containment board and normiebook

You have to learn to live with the pain.

Stop being retarded, literally no one your height gives a fuck about their height too much until they start lurking the internet and seeing manlet hate. Yes, you are inferior to a 6'2 male but there's always a bigger fish and despite what Yea Forums tells you, there are women who actually don't give a fuck (manlets exist and always will so someone has to fuck them)

>"Toxic masculinity" will die
It will never die because nobody actually knows what it is

over 85% of posts ITT are ironic shitposts by manlets themselves. There is absolutely no way that 99% of 4channers are both 130+ IQ and over 6 feet tall

I browse Yea Forums exclusively.

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>fifi
I don't even know what I expected.

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>manlets exist and always will so someone has to fuck them
manlets are the norm. I fucking hate this meme

The day manlets and lanklets called a truce.

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>there are women who actually don't give a fuck
Until it comes time to have kids, and she starts floating around the idea of getting a sperm donor.

WHO /shortking/ HERE

OUR REIGN HAS BEGUN BROTHERS

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based

lmao toxic masculinity isn't just about being mocked for being a manlet. The people calling me a pussy or a fag aren't women.

>manlets are the norm
Sure, if you aren't white. The only reason the male average height is knocked down in Western countries is because of malnourished gooks, spics, indians and arabs. The white man average height is 5'10-6ft

>short king

HOL UP

>"white"
amerifag detected
and this is coming from an amerifag

totally false lmao

I'm 181 centimeters tall and if I'm talking to a person taller than me I refuse to look them in the eye because I'm too shy to tilt my head up. So I just avoid everyone pretty much

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I'm not a burger, I'm from Australia and have lived overseas in Europe, and I can assure you that MOST white men are 5'10+. Anyone claiming otherwise is coping

>when your 5'7 dad marries a fucking 5'2 woman with a family history of manlets
What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

I started a joke
Which started the whole world crying
But I didn't see, oh no
That the joke was on me, oh no

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>rise of manlets
kek

Read a fucking history book dude.

the concept of "white" is an american thing

Lanklet with fame and wealth > manlet with fame and wealth> regular lanklet > regular manlet

>manlet
>bald
>old
>>>asian wife
What did the Jews want to say with this?

There is no such thing as toxic masculinity, you faggot pussy

You're objectively wrong. You're over-inflating their height. It's the same thing with estimating distance. "How far is the dairy" "Oh it's about 100 metres. In reality it is 70 or 130 metres.

>Read history about the modern male height
Are you retarded?
Maybe the worst bait I've ever seen

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yeah well us manlets are still better fighters and could break your ribs with ease
also helicopter blades

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He doesn't have an asian wife. idk what the photoshoot is form but hes been dating that bitch from the third transformers movie for like 10 years

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holy shit, that 80/20 rule proven true yet again
what's that called?

He wanted to get laid. Literally selfish

I have no clue what fucking point you're trying to make. You can literally see how tall the average white man is by going to any homogeneously white country. This isn't even /pol/ racist shit it's just true

pareto principle

>Read history about the modern male height
White Europeans have been, on average, under 5'8" for all of European history. They would not magically sprout up another 6 inches. Ergo, the number is possibly skewed by shorter Asians, but not so skewed that it brings the average down to what it is. The average white male in most countries has always been around 5'9" or shorter.

youtu.be/Aaehn1aY8Ig
keep telling yourself that little buddy

>short kings xDDD
jesus christ this is how niggers must feel. this is so fucking condescending

Reach gives a huge advantage in a fight. You have to get well within their reach before you can do anything to them.

true except for prehistory where Europeans were taller, and lately scientists agree the average height is increasing because of better diet in Europe.

I dont wan't a femlet wife off a fear that she will breed me midgets.

>I have no clue what fucking point you're trying to make.
Because you're retarded. Someone asks you how far the dairy is. You say 100 metres. The reality is that it's significantly closer or farther than that. The same principle applies to height. You see someone and you say that guy is (whatever height). The reality is that, more often than not, you have over or under estimated. The odds are that you over or under estimate your own height which leads you over or under estimating other peoples height.

>two completely different weight groups
imbecile lanklet detected

6’5 here user, it’s so fucking painful, they call me stunted freak

In my experience, very short people make for it up in other ways personality wise, like ugly girls. It's certainly an adversity, but I bet you become a better person in spite of it provided you don't have the incel attitude.

AWARD FOR SHORT KINGS WHEN?

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kek i've seen the thumbnail for that video a million times and always assumed it was fake. Just onw i actually clicked on it.

I thought it was like those clickbait WWE Youtube videos.

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Uh no I'm actually quite certain of my height considering I have been measured, and it's pretty fucking simple to determine who is shorter and taller than you as you walk by. You're calling me the retard and yet you don't know your height and can't determine who is taller or shorter than you?

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You heard 'em, Yea Forums. We wuz kangz after all and will each be awarded a tallette gf to be our queen.

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When was the last time you were officially measured by a doctor? I can tell you mine, I was 11. Because that's when you do stuff like that. Even if you do know, unequivocally, your own height you are still judging the heights of others totally inaccurately. You are so fucking gay and stupid it's unbelievable.

6'2 here

Women never seem interested in me. Not sure if it's because I'm an ugly lanklet or because I'm too sperg to talk to them

Either way, I see manlets with girlfriends everywhere whilst I remain lonesome

Virtually all the successful actors in Hollywood alone are manlets. Even if you take it outside the movie industry, guys like Bezos, etc, are manlets too.
I don't see how any of this is news. Manlets simply rule the world.

kek

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Almost feel bad for the manlets here, almost

because I hate women more

over 80% of people are "manlets". of course they have wives and girlfriends.

because of superior genetics we weigh more than a childs weight aka. manlet division.

the defining mechanic of natural selection is to weed out undesirable traits
manlets will NOT always exist

>official measurements
Holy fuck you are a brainlet, there is no secret fucking technology the doctor uses, he uses the same instrument as everyone else: a fucking measuring tape.
I'm actually certain you are baiting me, you can accurately measure people with apps on phones now. I'm pretty sure as someone who is an average male I can walk by and determine who is below average and who is above by walking next to them. I genuinely hope you aren't serious. I could even measure myself accurately if I wanted to

lanklet freaks are like blonde haired """men""". they never achieved anything and are inferior in every sense yet for some reason society consider them better

A true manlet is anyone 5'7 and below, imo. Anything up to around 6ft is average.

well they have for about 200,000 years of human evolution so I would bet they are here to stay

not him but I was measured 3 months ago when I was getting a passport
It's also not a very complicated thing to do yourself if you're curious

Manlet is basically a synonym for Jew, but it's true, we do in fact run things.

youd have to reach me first kiddo

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Actually incels are the most toxic, no matter their physical stats.

Lmao manlet cope is off the charts

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I agree with you. I'm a blond haired man btw. Always told people "aryans" are a meme.

>I'm pretty sure as someone who is an average male I can walk by and determine who is below average and who is above by walking next to them.

This is totally different from saying "MOST white men in America are 5'10"+". That is literally false. You can't argue against it, it's fact. God I fucking hate Australia, what a fucking dumb retarded country filled with dumb retarded people. Never come back to America ever.

>tfw you're not 8 feet

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C O P E
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You can literally verify my claims by 2 seconds of Googling you degenerate burger fucking retard

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C O P E
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>be manlet
>consider suicide
>hear the 5'8 and slightly below are perfect heights for being fighter pilots
>join air force
>pilot fighter jets
>unleash endless manlet rage upon the earth in the form of highly explosive bombs and metal knives flying faster than the speed of sound and shattering a fundamental part of reality
>also remember that alot of good scientists and engineers were manlets
>this means they are responsible for fighter jets
>fighters jets are essentially manlet rage, manifested

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the chair force memes finally make sense

Listen to this coping little spic hahahahahaha

wee wuz kangz

>>be manlet
>>consider suicide
Stopped reading right there. Height is the least important factor when it comes to attractiveness.
Face, body, charisma, social status and money are more important.

>MOST white men in America are 5'10"+
>he literally posts a source that says the average height for a white male in America is less than that
>he thinks average means most
what a fucking garbage country lmao kill yourself retard

When I was young, I knew a guy's father who was 5'7 but married a 6'2 woman. All his kids were 6'1+. Even from a young age I knew he was living the dream.

Television

F1 cars are also ideal for shorter people

Me too lad me too

retard detected.
sure, height isn't everything, but if you don't have it you're screwed.

Yo, Yea Forums. This guy is a manlet!
>now watch them suddenly turn their backs on the cruise
Absolute pottery.

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>6'1"
>always wanted to be a fighter pilot
>lie about being shorter, slouch and buckle my knees, no one ever notices
>first flight
>something doesn't feel right
>G Force fucked with the bloodflow in my legs
>now have constant paint I have to manage with oxycodone and I haven't been able to get an erection in 3 years
Don't fall for the Chair Force meme, bros.

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We are all thetanlets compared to based Tom

tom is absolutely based his height doesnt matter, its more likely Yea Forums would turn its back on the manlet meme than cruise

>excellent face
>charming
>nice voice
>good acting
but because he is 5'7" lanklets are absolutely fucking enraged at the thought of him, because they can't bear the thought that they aren't actually superior to someone just because they're taller

>retard detected
Except I'm not. I'm being objective. Fact of the matter is, most men are average in height, which is enough. Doesn't mean that you have to stop worrying about everything else, even if you're 8 foot.
I'm also quite tall myself, ironically, so it's not like I have an agenda. Face is more important.

my dad was in the chair force and flew f-18s... I think he is around 5'8". I am taller than him but only slightly

the absolute cope in this thread

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What's more embarrassing
My height at 5'8
Or telling them you had 2 different organs transplanted into you all at once
>Haha so you like me?
>I also have a survival rate of 7 years
>get ghosted

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Kek

yeah that's right big boy, the top gun club is for us manlets only

yes because jason momoa is the defining film star of our generation

Women will tweet this shit all day long, then go and fuck 6'3 chad

>"i'm also quite tall myself"
>"height doesn't matter!!"
thanks for proving me right you absolute dicklick

Actually we get 365, manlets don’t even matter on manlet day

What’s Manlet cut-off? 5’9”?

imagine being an organlet
I hope your kidneys give out, Frankenstein

>taking the opinions of retarded women to heart on twitter of all places

>be manlet
>have shit vision
Now what?

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Heart-lung transplant?

brain transplant

There is no definitive answer to this question. Most women will not notice or care either way but the only way to be entirely sure that you are not a manlet is to be 6 foot or over

ITT: bunch of incels trying to grasp whatever little advantage they may have over each other.
>I-I'm taller than you!
>o-oh yeah? well my bank account is bigger!
You're all fucking pathetic, and lookism was a mistake!
No real man should care about this shit, because at the end of the day you can't control your genetic predisposition. Fucking queers lmao.

>my dad was in the chair force and flew f-18s
>f-18s
>chair force
????

imagine actually being under 5'7

be a commercial airline pilot, you can use glasses and/or contact lenses

lmao organcuck literally giving away his nutrients to another man's organs.

you have another man inside of you

literally gay

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I am the same height as Kendrick Lamar. That guy is an inspiration to me. He's dating a taller chick and everything.

Imagine she stops orgasming, because she hears that you are smaller. Women are a meme.

im going to be honest and say i dont know what you mean by this post

that's because blacks are powerful enough to even frighten chads

based tom eclipses all 3 of these hacks put together

>Kit Harrington on the cover
Yep, his career's over

>tfw 5'9 (176) in the netherlands (182 avg)
mass immigration can't come soon enough

I'm a girl and I'd sooner give you the light of day than any asshole making fun of you desu.
Granted, visiting Yea Forums is a definitive no-no for any "man" I encounter.

oh nonononono

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t. uggo cope

Yeah.

Unless stem cells and 3d printing advance, I'll either get one more transplant or probably die waiting for it.

You fell for the meme.

Hornets are navy birds user

>whilst
Found your problem right there, chief

Oh you mean the same way fat people are now considered the peak of beauty?
You can't just say "this is attractive now" and think that it will magically be true

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169 cm Short King here. Suck my cock, lanklets. Your time is over.

out roastie out out out out out out normalfag

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if my gf called me a "short king" i'd slap her in the face

L O N D I N I V M

well user the good news is you may yet have a future in photography

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thetans embiggen the smallest man

Arent most hollywood actors manlets?

I'm not, but I was lucky, and I recognize that. Doesn't mean ugly men can't get laid.
Look at the RSD people if you need proof.

not in canada. we call them cf-18s here and they are flown by RCAF

Would impregnate

Shhhhh, don't say that on here. These threads are all about hatred and chaos, not the truth.

Implying any straight man would want Gwendolyn as anything other than a friend.

Fuck u
I'm 6'4" and have yet to win anything.

Shit, it ain't even Gwendolyn.
Eyelet cope.

Just make sure you wear plenty of flair and a bell so you’re visible, munchkins can be dangerous when they scuttle around underfoot unseen

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>Be 6ft 4-5 (haven’t checked in a while)
>out with friends for a pals birthday
>friend is 5ft 11 but says he’s 6ft to girl he’s trying to get with
>interject conversation pretending I have something important to tell him
>at some point girl asks how tall I am
>tell her I’m nearly 6ft 2
>she looks surprised considering I’m heads and shoulders above friend
>she starts quizzing him on how can he be 6ft
>he starts spilling his spaghetti from shirt pocket
>rejoin group and watch the event unfold
>see her talking to other dudes the rest of the night
>mfw Manlets don’t learn

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>underfoot
oh i wish

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This is the dumb thot that leaked her own nude pictures right? I dont think anyone should take anything she says seriously.

Cope harder, Manlet.

>lanklet peasants
vs
>short kings
based

No bigger cope than that of an unaesthetic lanklet.

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That's short king to you, lanklet scum

>tfw 5'4
At least I can beat them up because my freakish proportions makes my arms look HUGE compared to the rest of my Peter Dinklage sized body

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so youre either a really shitty friend or this story is fake (leaning towards the latter since most on Yea Forums are friendless losers)

congratulations

>mfw turned down Erasmus to the Netherlands because I didn't want to be a manlet for a year as a 5'11" guy
Nothing personal

the absolute state of seething jewish manlets and their equally short minions.

Only proving that men with small penises are the only ones who will never get any love or respect.

6"3 with a 5 incher here.I feel subhuman. Enjoy your time in the sun short kings. I'll find the courage to neck myself one day.

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bitches and whores isnt an insult, its a statement of fact. also women and hardwired to be fucking stupid.

>>friend is 5ft 11 but says he’s 6ft to girl he’s trying to get with
I do this too. I wish shorter men wouldn't do it so much though, like the 5'10" men trying to squeeze themselves into that lie too. It's devaluing "le epic 6 feet" club by warping women's ideas of what 6 feet is.

If they keep at it, I'll have to pretend I'm 6'2" in a few years.

Most white men ARE over 5’10”. The average is being brought down hard by a few outliers who are negative 2000ft tall.

There's something about tall men that just makes them look older than they are.
It's like the height equivalent of balding.
Average height will always be the most aesthetic, and the reason it's easier to become an actor if you're in the middle. Your proportions just look right.

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false

there are like 4-5 countries (in europe) where thats true

Unironically this. 5'10" is the perfect height.

manlet seethe never gets old

cope: the thread

pathetic

we all know you are under 6 foot

It really is, and there's even instances where shorter men can attain the same classic aesthetic, but it's a rare phenomenon overall.
You can totally forget it if you're taller than 6'2'' tho. Not leading man material.

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WEE WUZ KANGZ

how is he doing this?

Shame, closest I get to a woman’s feet is when I throw them over my shoulders

>tfw short king but packing a 7.5 inch thick boy

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Its super easy for anyone who has rode a bike. Way to out yourself.

>t. doesnt know how to ride a bike

How do you think people dated in the eastern-bloc? Lmao, there weren't arranged marriages if that's what you believe

I am by like a quarter inch but I don't go by the /fit/ chart so I'm okay not being a manlet by real world standards. You sound like you are under 5'9'' though

WE WUZ SHORT KANGS AND SHEEIT

>he doesn’t know people fuck around with their friends
Wanna know why I’m gonna tell you to have sex?

Oh god oh fuck
who left the hatch to the manlet pit open? I told you they would come for us

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>you sound like you are under 5'9" though
What does this mean? Because I called you out on your retarded bullshit I'm a midget? Give us all a break and kill yourself.

I'll let you in on a little secret: you have no real friends, they all think you're an asshole and a loser. They definitely talk shit about you whenever you are not around.

based

theres a difference between fucking around with friends and straight up cockblocking them and just generally being an unfriendly dickhead

There's nothing that makes roasties seethe harder than an ugly big guy. What's funny is how warped through the lens of facial attractiveness every feature gets, if you're ugly you're somehow dumb, and weak despite being 6'3 and 130kg, and your dick is small despite being 7x6"

>Jews finally pushing something that will positively effect Yea Forums

>t. manlets who can’t handle the bants

Fighter jet pilots, F1 drivers, Hollywood actors, horse jockeys, YEAH YOU WISH YOU WERE SHORT KINGS, LANKLETS!

This happened only in your head. I cant even imagine a scenario outside /fit/ where people would attack each other's heights. Nice fantasy.

>t. someone who thinks the people who tolerate his presence are his actual friends
you're literally cartman.

since they are property of disney, (((they))) will always try to put them somewhere in the tabloids but no one take the bait.

They want ugly men to be grovelling faggots. This includes even highly masculine men who happen to be ugly, women hate those the most.

Cope manlet

Isn’t my fault women can’t see the difference between 5ft11 and 6ft4, or that they care for that matter

>short king shitposting has begun

ARE YOU READY TO BOW DOWN TO OUR MIDGE OVERLORDS?

Friends help each other get laid, not the opposite. You're a friendless loser and literally nobody likes you.

>implying I’m the same person
Me and my mates rip into each other all the time, doesn’t mean we’re not friends you turboautist

the normalization of incest that they pushed with GOT has already positively effected me in a big way, lemme tell ya

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Cope harder

isn’t me by the way

The mothering types actually quite dig it. The biggest pop pin up of there 90s here in Bongland was Marc Owen from Take That who was 5'5 and the shortest of the group.

>retarded bullshit
You called me and the other poster laughing at manlets manlets. Do you think we're manlets falseflagging as non manlets to laugh at manlets? I hope you do, that would be pretty funny

There's a difference between giving your friends shit and literally preventing them from having sex. You are a friendless loser who literally does not understand banter or social interaction.

>Thinks life is a fairy tale and lads who are mates don’t rip absolute shit into eachother for bants

Because leftists are arrogant and believe they know what's better for other people

>he doesnt understand the difference between banter and literal gatekeeping
this is how I know you have zero friends

Kek, it's true. There's this one guy in my friend group who behaves similarly to that, but we only shit talk him behind his back because we use him for his sweet ass car.

sauce

He doesn’t get bants mate

You know how I know you dont have sex? Friend groups where the guys all get laid often would find this joke hilarious. And those friend groups exist and are common. You are friends with a bunch of sex deprived and sex obsessed losers.

It's left wing nonsense. The government says it is verboten to criticize certain characteristics of people such as age and religious belief but others such as height or hair color are fair game.

Not him, but your example wasn't exactly banter. You're just not socially attuned.

>Bunch of ugly mutts and Kit Harrington, no cute Tom Holland
Dropped

Not true at all, I was in a fraternity where everyone helped everyone get laid. Especially the less than attractive awkward ones. Friends help each other get laid, that's a fact. Actively trying to ensure your friends never have sex is not friendship. You're a friendless loser.

Exactly. But it's kind of an art form in itself. Knowing how to banter in a way that's both hilarious but also doesn't rub anyone off the wrong way.

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Based

>pulling a girl aside and telling her not to have sex with your friend is banter
you literally never leave your house do you?

Shit, was meant for the other guy. Whatever.

He has merely chosen to portray himself that way to the world in order to be more relatable

>jews are finally adding manlets to their list of pet minorities

ABOUT FUCKING TIME YIDS

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>he thinks making a joke about your mates height stops them having sex
This statement confirms you’re a desperate, friendless, virgin Manlet who has no idea how to interact with friends. I actually pity you

My reply wasn't meant for that guy kek, I agree with you.

>Not knowing how to play both sides with your mates

>lie about your height in front of your pal and the girl is the same as taking her aside and telling her not to have sex with him
fucking hell mate cope harder

big cringe lol, go masturbate

>LMAO dude just say it's bants and you get off scott free

People lie all the time to get laid. Real friends help them lie. That's called a wingman.

Depends. I am known as the Mothman.

>tfw 6'3" 130kg with 7"x6" but it looks comically small on my vendingmachine-like frame
I've even had girls do the whole "oh teehee I thought it would be bigger haha" thing, even though it's as thick as their fucking wrist.

You do know that’s actually how it works most of the time, it maybe harsh at times but it’s pretty true

Dicklet cope

its not and you would know that if you werent an autistic basement dwelling 4channeler

Leave the basement and you’ll learn manlet

> "oh teehee I thought it would be bigger haha"
I know women are retarded but why do they think dick size correlates with height? It's not like tall women have bigger boobs than short women.

People actually dont like other people who cant take any bants. Bants is the basis of male bonding.

Nobody is talking about that. Your entire definition of banter is wrong. You would know this if you weren't a friendless loser.

Piss taking is the male equivalent of female compliments only ironically sincere so they don't feel gay.

Women don't know shit when it comes to dicks.
I've seen numerous instances where they state a penis is bigger than it actually is, and smaller than it is.

>doesn’t get jokes in males groups
>our definition is wrong
You have to go back

>doesnt understand what a joke is
you have to kys

Yea Forums has warped your idea of what normal human interaction is

>says this as if either leave their the hole in the parents basements

They larp in the park on saturdays, you should go there.

They apparently have 5cm difference

The defining film star of our generation is on nobody's sex symbol list, but that has been the case since forever.
The pretty boys concentrate too much on their appearance and not enough on actual talent.
You don't see people like Marlon nowadays, who have it all.

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>5'11"
>just lie and say I'm 6'
Nobody ever seems to call me out, but I'm still nervous guys

the concept of a white identity is an anglo american thing you absolute mong.

I do that too. But I'm not native American so if ever I get called out, I'll say I mixed up the unit conversion.