Linday Ellis is truly the thinking man's film critic

nobody wants to see a disgusting drunk yelling at strangers and shuffling around on the street like a zombie you subhuman bongoloid.
it's not an american thing

>tfw you wanna be an ugly youtuber with hot groupies

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Nobody wants to see some loud, sloppy drunk causing a ruckus on the streets. Where the fuck do you live where that shit is cool with everyone?

You don't get arrested just for being drunk, you get jailed if you're being a fuck head or can't stand up straight.
It's for your own safety

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what nobody wants to see is 300 pound fuckers with shit stained pants but you don't arrest those landwhales, do you

>It's for your own safety
hahahahaha

i'm not american. you must be british, am i correct?

Imagine being the father of the child she scraped out of her womb.

youtube.com/watch?v=cYkndjZDhDo

I wanna anal creampie her fat slampiggy ass desu

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>but you don't arrest those landwhales
How would you deal with them?

I love her chubby arms

>country so free you cant even be drunk outside...

Being drunk isn't the crime, it's not being able to handle it.

This, but I would be proud

With a flamethrower.

I love her chubby everything desu

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I'd pay for the abortion.

starve and exercise them
they'd thank you

This could be a great film...
A guy goes around kidnapping landwhales and getting them super fit as they whine and cry all along the way.

Reminder that she's taken

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Is that a tranny at the back?

>that clown face in the middle.
Pouring a bucket of make up on yourself wont make you thinner.

Public intoxication means she caused some kind of scene.

There are three trannies in this pic, choose carefully

Starring Pansorb Ecreip

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Does anyone in this picture deserve to live?

Why is she so fucking hot?

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True but it does make you want to fuck her slampiggy face until you ruin that makeup, doesn't it?

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Dibs on Jenny!

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Jenny

No

She's mine, I already lost JesuOtaku

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she's a legit brainlet

>JesuOtaku

I will never forget that they stole the fat dick sucking lipped perfect feet and belly queen from us

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I'm not putting my dick in her brain.

this one is way hotter.

wat
wasn't she a carpet muncher

gotta love her chubby tits, perfect handful size

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Nope, I called her... you can have Contra

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Retard. I walk around drunk all the time and cops have noticed and dont do shit. They only arrest you if youre being a huge asshole in public and are drunk.

never forget

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>wanting Max Landis' sloppy seconds
Ok

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IM SO GLAD I DONT KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE

HAVE SEX

Is cough drops slang for something? I don't get it

No. I would pay good money to torture Hfaggotguy while blaring that 8 hour video of him getting BTFOd in the background.

"Don't you *URRT* know who I FUCKING *rrrp* am?! *urp* I make VIDEOS on YOUTUBE!"

I would literally make love to the elephant's foot if I had to be anywhere near these people

imagine fucking a drunk nostalgia chick bareback and cumming in her pussy while she moans, mutters slutty things that trail off, and hiccups constantly

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Return to reddit.

>when she whispers 'put a baby in me' and you know the end of that sentence is 'so I can kill it'

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Never wanted to deck a bitch so hard before. Making Jenny feel bad should be punishable by death.

Jenny eats cough drops like candy and was just offering them to whomever wanted one, Lindsay thought that was funny and teased her about it.

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crazy fucked up but kinda hot user

i'd love to have lindsay have my abortion

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Lindsay for fucking, Jenny for kissing.

Hot

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isnt she like 40 years old at this point?

JesuOtaku for getting blackout drunk, fucking in the ass after a party, then regretting everything about it when you wake up the next morning and realize what happened

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This user for tryhard posts.

> tfw arrested for being black on a Friday night.

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I'm sorry, do *you* want to remember fucking this in the morning?

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Why would I fuck it at all? I'm not desperate. Does a Yea Forums pass increase the quality of the replies I get?

cuz she used to look like this before tumblr gave her the mind virus

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>oh i'm so horny for how you used to look even though now you look like a tranny
I'm done replying to you.

>be a girl
>become a guy so y0u can dress like a girl

contra is pretty based tbqh

I want to give her some points of my own if you know what I mean.

Does her clearly obvious weight gain give anyone else a boner? Like, she's incredibly chubby these days and only seems to be getting porkier.

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Her descent mirrors so many of my female friends who were once fun, didn't give a fuck, cool with everything only to become fat, bitter feminists

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How do you find this? I want to see my mug shot.

Honestly she might as well pack the pounds on, she's only going to get saggier, might as well become a fatty and play it up a bit.

I had a a half drunk bottle of gin walking around in London fucked once and took a pic with a couple police officers, they thought it was hilarious

I’m not an aggressive drunk though

this is pretty fucking sad she had that girl nextdoor dorky look going. good lord the internet was a mistake.

Marzgurl needs to start going back to being fat again and they can compete to see who can become the thickest slampiggy tbqh

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I quite agree, old boy.

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Who the fuck is she you autists? I was able to find this one article but it sounds like she's super smart and idiosynchbronatic apparently. Is she waifu tier?

wired.com/story/how-youtube-made-a-star-out-of-this-super-smart-film-critic/

what the fuck are you on about, she looks like a tranny and always did

wine aunt slam pig

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kek

What were they going to do? You could and should have raped them, honestly.

>gets an abortion and a DUI
>becomes a leftist hero

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Fuck off you retarded faggot zoomer

Man, Sharkeisha actually looks good by comparison.

Todd
Maybe not after putting Closer as his top song of 2016 though

He went to his ex's wedding and took her pet dog as his +1

I don't know who any of them are but I can smell the sóy breath through my screen.

Just the average American WASP

>the thinking man's film critic
I prefer to say "the thinking person's x"

Bennett the Chad

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Good for him, always liked his reviews.

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Is that the husband?

Dang, I was hoping she had a new video up. Now Shaun video, though. Pretty based.

God I wish that (chair, shoe, wine glass, anything) was me.

Oh dear Lord, I pray

Literally our girl.
She seems fine to have a drink with. Then have dizzy gilty sex with hard anal because you can tell she likes that shit.

Literally our girl.
She seems fine to have a drink with. Then have dizzy gilty sex with hard anal because you can tell she likes that shit.

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lol if she was a black guy doing this she'd be dead

Really I just want her to plop her giant ass on my face and rock back and forth.

Poor Nash. This bitch went crazy, stole his trailer home, drove it to Cali and went tranny. I'll bet he washes his dick with peroxide every day.

wut
Is she friends with muh waifu?
So a WMW trio with two dicks is not out of the question then

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Contrapoints

that sounds pretty much like him

>jeans+high heel sandals
fucking trash

>He then fell on his face while resisting and broke his own neck.

faggot

You can be both

Meh she's a little contrived at times.
Just reminds me of Channel Awesome and how nothing or no one good came from that fucking dumpster fire.

I’ve been on the fence about Ellis for a good while, but you have just given me the perfect excuse to drop her. Arigato.

Nah, that's Hbomberguy.

The videogame series, yes.

>It's for your own safety

>gets shot by cops

>Feminist theory
For Roasties
>Marxist Theory
For the most low iq of “intellectuals”

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>when you're ugly but you pose next to an acne riddled hag to look a bit better

I'm unironically anxiously waiting for her video essay takedown of Game of Thrones.

She must have nudes that’ll eventually leak

>it has sex scenes and the women don't all wear hijabs and modern feminism says that's haram, so it's bad
there you go bud, save you a watch

did she get arrested for being a baby killer?

So sad that a once fun pass around girl became so uptight and prudish

She tweeted that Jon killing Dany is some sick power fantasy about how abuse is justified by the abuser.
Lindsay makes decent video essays and does actual research but in the end she's just a dumb fucking feminist who always sees the patriarchy in something.

white people are cringe

>cops take a drunk girl simply walking home to jail

they always do this so they don't have to patrol areas where actual crimes are being committed.fag pigs.

tbqh I definitely understand the feminist perspective in this.

Two of the three big bads of the show were women in power, both first time queens in Westerosi history, and were framed by the show to be mad/emotional as fuck that had to be put down like dogs. Pregnancy was a big deal for one of them, the other was supposed to be pregnant but cut out because it'd be too dark.
That's pretty fucked overall.

Unironically love contra. She makes really great videos.

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Dilate

>trusting a dumb leftist

obsessed

If that was true, there would be no black people left in america

>muh leftist boogeyman
Grow up.

haha, so true, white peole are shit, fuck white people! Also fuck blacks.

Implying she isn't a leftist?

I'd hardly say lazy writing had a hidden anti feminist agenda.
In my opinion it's just simple character assassination from lazy writers.
Not everything is about liberal politics.

>patrol areas where actual crimes are being committed
but that would be racist, user.

who is the jewess mutt in the foreground?

In reality he’s a narcissistic drug addled fruity pseud whose first shtick was btfo thiests, so epic!

Based.

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>she
shave your legs

Those are all men, aren't they?

I would date her and be proud of it

>contra
Oh no no no.

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>knows how to have fun
>hates cops

where's the downside?

sauce?