Why are all his movies so fucking boring?

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>Ocean's 11/12/13
>Gravity
>Three Kings
>"fucking boring"
Clean your room

It's so funny to watch him try to act like a badass in From Dusk till Dawn. It would be like taking me as I am right now, giving me a gun, and asking me to intimidate a bunch of Amerindian Vampires in a biker bar in a lawless part of Mexico. So silly.

Your point...?

You know who else makes terrible movies? Johnny Depp. I think he's made one or two good movies but overall his career is drunk dogshit

The Peacemaker wasn't boring at all, neither was From Dusk til Dawn.

Pleb filter. You failed. Go watch capeshit

Yeah most of his roles have that implied persona of some inebriated numbnuts that you can’t take seriously, even in that own world.

Clooney as made good movies.

I hate clooney

I can fall asleep to any one of Clooney’s films easily

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O Brother Where Art Thou remains his best work

This is the worst film I've ever seen in my life. Rented it from blockbusters and watched it with my mum. All I remember are long stretches of silence inter spliced with sex scenes, and then eventually he kills the girl or some shit. Terrible, just terrible

because he's a dapper dan man
everybody knows fop is the exciting choice

I agree ..... except for Michael Clayton. Comfiest film and extremely rewatchable

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Up in the Air is recessionkino

>Imagine being that much of a Brainlet amerishart
Your post almost seems like bait

I'm English

Johnny Depp is only good in What's Eating Gilbert Grape and Edward Scissorhands. I like the first Pirates too I guess.

Michael Clayton is his best. Don't be contrarian.

Watched that as a kid because I heard Evangelion was in it, everything else was so immensely boring to me

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I liked Burn After Reading, Ocean's Trilogy, and O Brother Where Art Thou

>stupid little shit kid
>having an opinion that matters

Adding:
Out of Sight
O Brother
Intolerable Cruelty(hugely underrated imo)
The Descendants
Solaris
Tomorrowland

Johnny Depp is kino in 9 gates

I also like Sleepy Hollow and From Hell.

rent-free

Best role is him cameo in 21 jump street lol

I mean yeah, Gravity is insanely boring, not to mention overrated, faggot

This. Who the hell doesn't like O Brother?