Things Yea Forums posters do on the weekend

with vlc?

mpc-hc

This without the gay ass crying.

Find best outdoor table at local Domino's Pizza. Wait for a stunning blond to ask me on a date because I'm so beautiful.

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jerk off to increasingly degenerate pornography

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Think about unrequited love. She was perfect and she knew i liked her but i never said it. I knew i would be rejected but fuck let me just say the words because i want them to exist even in vain. Let her hear the words "I like you" even if a second later she rejects me. Let her know how i feel. Let me just for once in my miserable life have ONE moment of happiness. Let me feel love for one second and then be devoured by loneliness, i want her to know I loved her. Really i did. I love you. Let my mind be spoken and my soul be bared. Just see it, don't reciprocate just SEE the love i have for you. Please. I can handle everything else in my life but not the unsaid. I've been in agony everyday since then.

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Spooning and watching Netflix with my boyfriend

>Well, it’s been two hours, better jerk off again
>BUZZ

refresh the catalog repeatedly and wait for new threads to come up so i can rewrite the OP's text as a sneed post

Watch Svengoolie together. We have a stream now if anybody wants to join.

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hagve sex with hot milfs and give ass beatings to skinny beta losers who cross my path. oh wait, thats everyday not just the weekend because im not a poor retard like the rest of you and I don't have a job.

I do the same but with vlc on a laptop with a 12.5-inch 1366X768 screen

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Based and no personal checks-pilled.

I'm going to a summer festival with some friends on Saturday. How about you, Yea Forums?

I'm going camping with my wife and our dog for the dog's first time. He has done good in a kayak so far :3

>sitting in a hot dark room and getting blackout drunk while eating sushi and funposting

Who's the headliner?
>inb4 edmshit or normiecore

fuck whose line was comfy

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mostly screaming

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feed and seed

people still post shitty Sam Hyde memes in 2019? Wasn't he exposed for molesting one of his underage fans?

going to the local gay pride parade on Saturday with my wife and two of her friends (lesbian but not together)
I’m not particularly proud of the gays in general but it’s an excuse to get drunk in the afternoon and hopefully see some degeneracy

same same

Shitpost with GUSTO!

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it's not a music festival, it's more like restaurants and shops and rides and stuff

Good luck pal
no one cares

dilate

Gay

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sometimes you have to leave the house, user

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Hang out with my wife's son

I am and you're still gay

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Time to refresh the catalog for pictures of yellow cartoon characters!

what do you feed into those threads? do you seed them with good posts?

On that note am going to see phish or at least sell a thousand jello shots and stand outside the fence at SPAC and pirate their music right out of the air. In about two weeks. This song is probably one of the least contentious introductions to them but idk they're fucking weirdos you gotta get it to get it
youtu.be/cfKJbVfrTGY

To wrap up my phish autism, here is an example of how le subversive they can be, the intro to the rest of the song. They do this a lot. They also have songs no one likes, and have 20 minute versions of those awful songs that are badass

youtu.be/1BLREj9nObM

Friday and/or Saturday nights I typically have a gig booked for my 80's cover band, bring home about $800 per gig. If no gig on Saturday I go golfing and/or bowling with friends. Sunday I go golfing again, or in the fall/winter watch football all day. No gf but otherwise life ain't that bad desu.

>They also have songs no one likes
I kinda liked when they tried to force Time Turns Elastic as a thing.

Refresh the catalog every 5 minutes looking for something fun or interesting.

Phish has hands down the best light guy in the business. He's been with them from the start, too.

I like how they played wombat like twice. moe. has a song like that and someone edited it to the Friends opening scenes to highlight how fucking gay it was. Rob is being such a faggot now and won't play tijuana donkey show and I got thrown out of the last show they are supposedly ever playing dr graffenberg again because muh daughters. And to think I was worried about his throat cancer

Friends moe. song:
youtu.be/jvLccXOgFAI

Nice, are you in a big city?

I gig weekly too but I'd be lucky if I got a $300 in a weekend. Im in a smaller place

They did this badass prince caspian at magnaball though and this song usually sucks
>youtu.be/l-Km9PsGCn0
Starts around 17 minutes. I was kholed so hard on acid for this part of the set I felt like I had literally rolled into little pieces in the grass and was seeing UFOs and having the coolest tactile/aural/visual synesthesia of my life. The only thing that comes close is doing whippets on a baseline of those drugs but the music man

post ironically. Because it's not shitposting if it's ironic

Faggot.
Call people faggots.

This but I do it because posting sincerely causes large amounts of anxiety.

Yeah, although ironically most of the places we book are outside the city in the suburbs

ponder about the contingency of the world's existence and shitpost

Cunts don’t fall for this clingy bullshit. Get yourself together, faggot! You have to think rationally, not like a cunt. Judging by the way you write, you’ve consumed a disproportionate amount of so.y products. Women smell that from miles away. FUCK THAT. Don’t be a sad cunt. Go acquire aesthetics, get shredded, get a hobby, disregard bitches. The reason why you’re so fixated on your estrogen filled fantasy is because you’re a lazy fuck that wants to take the shortcut. Well guess what, only Chads get the shortcut and Chads are

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Based and chadpilled

watch hard femdom whilst edging myself to a euphoric stupor under the influence of various drugs while listening to classical and female opera singers with noise canceling headphones and occasionally taking breaks to the restroom while gazing deeply into the eyes of my reflection at the peak of a psychedelic trip in order to find the truth

>sit with regret because I drank way too much and my OCD is in overdrive thanks to the alcohol

>having enough emotion left to actually stimulate crying
Ha, what a fag. Cold and empty indifference is where its at.

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>Saturday
Do laundry or whatever miscellaneous shit I have to do in the morning, then check Yea Forums at like 3pm to see some faggot asking "why are you here."

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