Chris Hemsworth & Tessa Thompson Have Pitched A Comedic Genderswapped Remake Of THE BODYGUARD

I wonder why they keep working together

It's not like he has much choices. He's box office poison outside of the MCU.

Yes, the one that gets absolutely trashed in John Wick 2

that worked out for him

she's at work

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Ugly hateful no talent whore rides best Chris‘ coat tails a little longer, nothing to see here

based Gaddafi was probably fucking all of them after work

He is probably not a fan of roles where it is clear that his body is paid more attention to than his acting. I wouldn't say he's a cuck or gets a kick out of playing the "dumb emasculated guy" but rather he wants to be seen for his comedic talent and acting more than just eye candy.
I mean shit he fought for "fat Thor" to be a thing because he loved the idea of it. It pissed off millions of thirsty thots and old hags and it was amazing.

WTF!? are you some kind of sexist?

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me too thought she hated whites

didnt work out for them either if memory serves

how do I become one of these instructors?

This

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he's asian, that doesn't count

guns exist so its not that ridiculous, its still stupid though.

>tfw letting girls toss you around so you can feel their soft vagoo

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based

soifag BTFO, how will reddit ever recover?

man i love that Hemsworth wants to fuck off and just make retarded comedies all the time
he made his Marvel Disney bucks and is like the exact opposite of actors that start getting super picky and choosey and only take oscar bait serious roles
he's like a meathead Chris Farley

What do you call this hairline guys?

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Thats assault though. How is that legal to just smack someone.

The horse shoe

it's not

russia

This dude is clearly not trying here...

>hate tessa
>love chris
>now those two are stuck together

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its not assault if she has massive jugs

He was air humping her

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>116930014
Not possible

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>it's an "user learns what practice is" episode

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>I don't wanna work with White Men
>Except Chris Hemsworth, he cute

Why does The Bodyguard need to be remade at all? The original's fine.

Imagine getting mogged that hard in public.

it should be legal to kill zoomers

knowing what happened to him I wonder how bad they all got it

Is a guy going to let her double leg him in the streets? How is that practice?

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

Oh, all the other remakes are just fine. It's The Bodyguard that we can't tolerate.

They're all alive in some medieval torture chamber somewhere

Are they dating or something? They are both box office poisons

>Wanna wrestle, user? I'll go easy on you teehee

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The original is bad, and this means this remake will be even worse.

they're in harems, probably

I'm convinced Thomson pegs Thor, this co-dependance is completely unjistifiable otherwise.

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ITT: an actress Yea Forums wanted to fuck or fap to but not anymore

imagine looking like this dude and having his perfect life

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I wish they would stop pushing this nigger and her.

>Yea Forums
>ever finding that mutt attractive
You have to go back

This was in r*ssia, and she thought the guy flossing was air humping her or something.

did that one 35 yo dude have one of those baby arms or something

They are the worst A list actors in Hollywood. Fucking WHY are do they keep showing up in movies. Terrible actors, no chemistry and no comic timing. Tessa is also not very pretty.

they're fucking right

It should be legal to beat soibois to death with their own fists

no one ever liked that dumb cunt.

anyone have the non-edited version?

Could be funny if Chris plays an effeminate parody of a Hollywood star (himself)
Tessa is pretty awful though

>A list actors
Nope.
A-list actors can carry films. Those two clearly can't.

That's not funny you fucking poofter

Doesn’t surprise me he lets his sons run around the house in dressesand has stayed that his sons favorite super heroes are Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman

would be extremely hot if it was some attractive woman and not Tessa

>STR > DEX

So Tessa will play her usual monotone badass female that she always plays and only Chris will have to act big shocker there can't wait to see Thor's singing voice

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Would watch it with Jaime and Brienne's actors.

I still find Thessa to be a supreme qt despite it all.

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god i wish that were me

Hi Chris

I wonder what she has on him to continue dragging his career down the toilet

Glad faggot got belted.

> The courage of a woman who knows she can never get hit back in public.

Out of all the fucking actresses to cheat on your wife and kids with, fucking her?

That could be said of all of the MCU "stars"

actor*

I hope this goes ahead. These guys need to learn they aren't a real double act and nobody gives a shit about them outside of Marvel

I guess it could kind of work as a comedy?

Maybe she is into getting punched and slapped.

>Giving these two another movie when they just had the worst performing blockbuster of the summer
What studio would be retarded enough to do this?

still not worth it

Fox

Just because an actor and an actress appear in a bunch of movies together doesn't mean they're fucking. Is Mark Wahlberg fucking that teen girl from Transformers just because they've done a couple movies together?

he isn't?

I don't know dude, i've never been hard than when i fucked a girl that was into that. Still jerk off to it but god does it feel so bad.

he should be

Even in thor ragnarok he was a dumb idiot

oh combined, jesus, i was thinking no fucking way the AVERAGE male could grip 100kg with one hand

What did that dyke say to him to make him want to keep risking his career like this?

>Genderswapped remake

Dark Phoenix did worse, and the summer isn't even over.

based roastie

>Dark Phoenix did worse,
Nope. It opened bigger in the US and China

It's not legal you stupid kike cuck faggot bitch

>article basically highlighting how incompetent women are in positions of law enforcement/personal protection
Kek

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That's just a blatant lie. Stop delusing yourself, beta boy.

>comedy remake of a romantic drama
Fucking why? The again 21 Jump Street was Sony's comedy remake of a fairly straight laced tv cop show.

faggot deserved it

Imagine believing this is real

To go from Whitney Houston in her prime to Tessa would be a travesty.

I hope it flops

>Comedic Genderswapped Remake Of THE BODYGUARD
So...like a weird variation on The Bodyguard's Bodyguard?

Did all that boiled chicken damage Hemsworth's brain?

I hate redditors so much

>australians
>white

Facts don't care about your feelings, little man.

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Thor, Creed and now this.

It seems that she really wants to work with him.

For some one who really hates white people, she really wants white dick

I mean she was like 14 when they did that movie so I hope not

horrible

Didn’t they just remake this shit with Sam Jackson and Ryan Reynolds?

>has to pretend to like a black girl and kiss her in every movie he's in, which will all be mediocre as he has no real talent, for the rest of his life
>perfect
kek

how do you 'not try' to get lifted and slammed to the ground?

It's okay when a woman does it. But no hitting girls, hitting girls bad.

You realize Chris is the one that suggested the casting right?

Whiter than Americans because they didn't mix with the aborigins, except some unfortunate cases, and instead when for full genocide while south and mid Americans are very mixed with indians and Mexicans

he got brainwashed

Oh god another one who thinks every american is 56% white.

>they will be in movies together for the rets of his career
Stop being dumb nigga

It's okay if you're a soiboi

Yeah he just pretend chucked that faggot, they are actually great friends.

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he's probably a normal dude who just wants to have fun making movies
idk why people expect everyone to be so damn serious about this stuff
the guy has a wife and kids to take care of

hello beautiful

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Then wasting his professional life on shit

that dress looks dumb

>he thinks Americans mixed with the injuns
how the hell did europoors manage to convince entire swaths of Yea Forums(nel) that the one drop rule didn't exist? was it really just pics of racially challenged first and second generation spics on the texas most wanted list? was that all it took to foment the butthurt?

It was staged.

ugly bitch

No joke Hemsworth probably has the comdedic chops for it

>Be Tessa Thompson
>Hates white people
>Especially white men
>Want Chris Hemsworth to star in Creed 3 as new love interest where they fuck each other behind Michael B Jordan's back.
>Want to star in Romantic Crime Thriller with Chris Hemsworth, most likely to fuck each other on screen for everyone to see.
>Wanted to change "Men in Black" to "White man fucking horny Black girl"
>Wants to make an amateur porno with Chris Hemsworth with his wife crying in the corner

What did Tessa mean by this???

Why dont they let women fight men in the ufc?

Wouldn't be fair to the men.

unironically pussy card
Bill Burr used to have some good bits about that shit

they do bro

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I thought she was a lesbian?

non-white women who talk massive amounts of shit on white men are thirsty for white dick
white women who talk massive amounts of shit on white men are bitter and cope with their loneliness by lashing out at those their betters have told them is responsible for their situation

>brazil
>giant fake knockers
>that physique
>she

>The original is bad, and this means this remake will be even worse.

I fundamentally disagree with this. Bad originals leave so much more room for improvement. Good ones leave nowhere to go but down.

Only the shittiest movies should be remade, not the good ones.

The Bodyguard was fucking great, though. I don't care what anyone says.

THIS
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They've only been in one movie together outside of the MCU and I don't think either of them are the reason it bombed.

MIB is literally bombing tho, who would fund more of these two?