Oh oh

Does he have a shit bag on his side? His hand is kinda holding it to his leg so it dosent flap.

He looks sickly.

Nobody:

Not a soul:

Not a single atom:

Matthew Perry: Could I BE anymore JUST right now!?

Did he get agoraphobia or something?

Is it just the pants or does Matt Perry have a huge cock?

Does tits do

extremely based

God damn ratchet looks amazing, phoebe looking like a ghoul and Monica has been bogged

is that real?

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Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.

Jesus. the one on the left has aged like fucking milk. I don't know her name because I don't watch Friends because it's shit.

Namco you fucks look what you've done to him, just make a new game already

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>them finger nails
>long
h-haha what a disgusting guy

Based.

If I was him I would just sit and smoke weed

at least Jennifer looks good

How do you even get so fucking disgusting while being a millionaire

You must be a shitskin

looks like a middle aged man in a wig, dude

at exactly the age of 30, a woman loses half her value.

>50+ year old women dont look great
imagine my shock

No. I don't consider friends to be kino.

>daily fail

Based!

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matt is schlubby
the girls are LIVING IT UP!

Then you’re a literal nigger

>replying to incel porn
So... You enjoy being called a roastie?

I honestly feel for Chandler because all the "Friends™" kept bullying him.

I just saw an episode, where Phoebe massaged a dude, but was too attracted to him, so she couldn't resist but to bite him in the ass.
Next time the dude came to get some more massage, she kept thinking about Chandler, just to keep her mind from the naughty thoughts.

Poor Chandler. The character leaves an imprint. Poor Matthew Perry. Leave him alone. He's most of (You).

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What if I'm a white male that doesn't find Friends kino?

Has he been on a two year bender?

Sony Basedstation 4

are they actually this stupid where they expect a woman to look 18 forever?

When you have drug addiction and a large stash of drugs at home, you stay inside and get high for days sometimes weeks.

You should probably lurk moar for a while instead of posting. Otherwise you're going to have a bad time.

not exactly a surprising trajectory. the guy has always looked a lil barely held together

Ring a ding ding baby

I have a great time here I rile up retards who seethe at their inadequacy being put on display

So what, he's on vacation.

Quick, someone greenlight a New Vegas adaptation! We need to save this man, and fast!

At this point Jennifer is moggin her ex co-stars on purpose

Jennifer's the eternal cool wine aunt, Brad really fucked up not breeding her.

Lol best Hitchens slammed him on Newsnight over drug use and Perry was being all snarky about it. Get fucked druggies

>Top tier
Ross
Chandler
>High tier
Joey
Monica
>Mid tier
Rachel
>Low tier
Phoebe

The dirt nail looks curved, if so,that could be a sign of a health problem.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nail_clubbing

fucks sake. you're rich. pay for better food and clothes.

Rachel still looks great. Didn't she get a nose job though? She'd probably look even better with the original.

Isn't he super sick?

Yes, super sick (alcohol)

he had a ruptured bowel a while back so yeah probably a shit bag

it's drugs

CANT YOU SEE I HAVE AN ADDICTION!?

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kek

hes not married so he can do whatever the fuck he wants in his house.

you're so cool and the first person to attempt this

>this thread

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(You)

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I have the exact same body as him how do i fix my man tits?

Phoebe was never attractive. I would still bang Rach and Monica.

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I unironically feel bad for him

Every 3 days (every other day) Gym, search High-intensity interval training. Days off you walk. Eat a diet of low carb vegetables and protein.

No sugar, reduce your carb count to under 50 Grams AT MOST.

You'll be in good shape very quick.

Lol with this. Jennifer is the only one that's barely bangable. The rest have clearly slammed into the wall.

>I unironically feel bad for him
Why? He's filthy rich and if he easily has the resources to improve his lifestyle.

wouldn't having short nails be weirder? like hes biting them or something?

Thank you. I'll try to get my shit together.

phoebe loook like she was drawn by matt groening

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

he gets a million a year just in royalties. He locked himself in his room playing xbox

I wonder if I were to take her to dinner and feed her she would want to suck and fuck and let me pump my seed in her.

20 mil

How can you have so much money and still be a fucking drug using loser

Lisa Kudrow has always been the worst looking female lead. She looked old even during season 01

> problably doing cocaine, agoraphobic, panic attacks
> looks unironically better than phoebe and monica

LOL

Women, not even once

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To me Lisa Kudrow looks good for her age, she's aged naturally and thus gracefully

You must be fucking blind. My mom is the same age and she doesn't look like a reanimated zombie

yeah but she's a fucking fat pig with a hideous tubby acne ravaged faggot for a son

i'd rather be lisa kudrow

Didn't hit the wall, hit the photonic barrier

I actually look better at 31 than I did at 15, so fuck off, roastie.

Its actually extremely easy.

Stop projecting faggot

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Just like me!

imagine how many piss bottles he must have hoarded

COULD HE BE, ANY MORE JUSTED?

i think lisa has had the least amount of plastic surgury/botox

He has no kids
thats sad and probably why he is like this

lol, retarded advice.

you have man tits because you have no muscle. you need to lift.

I don't care what anybody says. Lisa Kudrow was the perfect early 90's ditzy slamhog gf.

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Surgery, how else? You can't remove breast tissue any other way.

Man Fallout 76 did a real number on him

Shut up roastie stop stealing wifi from Arby's lmao

Could I BE more dishevelled?!

>roastie
nope, its a dude

talk about hitting the wall

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Out of curiousity how old are you?

>those fingernails
Jesus Christ his ballsack must look like Freddy Krueger

did someone put a crank and try pull out the nose for the left one?

>he rates friends
lmao you fucking faggot

Your just a salty cunt

the wall make no prisoners

Why is she showing her teeth like that? Is she a horse?

you mean shitskins have good taste ?

Pretty sure if this guy unjusted himself any guy can

Neigh

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He just looks like a guy who doesnt give a fuck.

There's nothing wrong with smoking ciggies that are still usable.

soon

Hamill was contractually obligated to unJUST. Perry is rich as fuck and doesn't have to work.

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Yes there is because I used to get up at 6am and trawl the local shopping centres and shit for butts, get a big bags worth and hope it would last me through the day.

I'd empty the tobacco from the butts and use that for my roll my own tobacco, terrible time in my life FUCK

Get your addiction checked out.

That was 10 years ago and quit smoking ages ago bro

I'd take long dirty fingernails over looking like the cryptkeeper.

He meant for cock

eh, somethings are harder than others

So he's been living in his basement shitposting on Yea Forums for the past 2 years? BASED!!!

No I live in a penthouse nigger.

badum tsss

That's what I'd do if I were as rich as him. I'd hire an assistant to do shop runs too so I wouldn't have to ever go outside.

you'd have to deal with the assistant all day

When did he turn into a Bob's Burgers character?

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>Lisa Kudrow is a biologist

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t.lisa

Doesn't having rounded nails like that mean you have major liver problems?

Still would Lisa Kudrow, Aniston looks great, never liked Corunety Cox anyway.

No he’s just a dude who doesn’t watch boring burgershit

I would rather watch paint dry than
watch an episode of Friends, it’s so boring it puts my sleep to sleep

I don't think he's back on the sauce. I think his organs are starting to shut down from all those years of pill-popping. He probably just doesn't have the energy to groom himself or leave his house much.

Dang, he looks based.

Not true. My mother is 52 and looks hot as hell

Matthew Perry only looked good in the first 3 seasons. Then he suddenly kept getting fat

this meme is so cringe.

that's what makes it good

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she looks like mr burns

Kudrow must be a smoker

He's just been busy modding that fallout til the wheels come off.

I've never even understood it. What exactly is the point or idea of stating that nobody is saying nothing?

She'll be 56 in like a week, and lets be honest while she wasn't ugly when she was in her early 30s she wasn't that great looking either...at least comparatively.

>if only you knew how bad things really are

I love how all the same people who call paparazzi human scum(which they are) are lining up to take shots at Perry based on pics that the paparazzi took.

During my summer vacations I usually visit my parents but then save one week for myself where I do nothing of value, stay cooped up, catch up on games, jerk off etc. This is usually what I look like a couple of days in, no drugs needed.

looks like me

>I love how
How's high school?

Tom?

Nipples protruding, very disrespectful!

i would do the same tbqh

He won

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It's the new >be me

it’s called depression

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What kind of man tits you got? If they're saggy then workout. If they bulge out then surgery

>Implying anyone other than men browse Yea Forums

shit on him because he loves pills but he's still the most successful friend after Aniston.

>starred in a great comedy with Farley that is on all the time in Almost Heroes
>starred in the best post-friends vehicle: Odd Couple

Odd Couple was terrible. Even Cougar Town was better than that.

Aniston is so hot.
I wish she'd done a decent sex scene or two though.

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It's a shit bag you shit bag.

It's surprisingly easy and more common than you think.

Journalists also have to pass a professional standards course to get certified. I shit you not.

How is his face so thin with that midsection?

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Poor Phoebe.

Good God. What kind of life does he lead to end up with the body of a 70 year old woman?

how seething was the 50 year old roastie that made this

Lmfao

almost two years? I thought he had that mediocre odd couple remake?

I really hope you zoomers get to find the joy of getting to 40+ and not giving a single shit about how you dress. It's one of the best freedoms of being a man you could possibly have

Wow. He really did turn into Mr. Heckles.

>he doesn't dress in full Rick everyday

super based normie

>I don't watch Friends
Friends ended like 20 years ago.

>40+ year old on Yea Forums
YIKERS

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Based

based and redpilled

Make fun user but don't forget the bell tolls for you too

Just don't wash for a week then take a virgin posture with weird back bend.wearing non matching clothes helps too.
It's quite easy to be disgusting.

Reached that point in mid 20s. Not giving a fuck is a good feeling, but it comes with the disadvantage of nobody taking you seriously.

In other words Matthew Perry looks the same as he did 10 years ago

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cassandra peterson
traci lords

oof
time comes for us all

Come to /fit/. Lose the weight then get skin removal surgery.

cocaine

Shitskins love Friends, retard. Whites like Frasier or Seinfeld

>ive seen some shit

Brad broke up with her because she is barren. He actually wanted children.

white girls are fucking obsessed with friends retard, it started a coffee boom

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> Whites like (((Seinfeld)))

>never has to work again
>play video games all day

And then he adopted 10 africans and turned his only son into a girl. Such a great decision.

no, his daughter became a son dude

Isn't phoebe's actress older than the others?

I think monica actually looks decent for her age. Sure you can tell she's had work done but she looks like a slightly bogged 40 year old, not a 50+.

He's skinny and fat at the same time (and no, he's not "skinnyfat")
Jennifer Aniston still looks great, holy fuck.

>aniston looks exactly the same

Is it genetics or she has the better surgeons?

Anyone know why he perforated his bowel? It says he spent three months in hospital which is rough and i wouldn't be shocked if it sent him back to drugs.

Both. You won't find a person, man or woman in hollywood who hasn't had some work done. Even lisa kudrow will have, you can see veneers at least. Aniston probably just had small amounts of botox and fillers.

That's just when your pinkie nail is long.

>He's skinny and fat at the same time (and no, he's not "skinnyfat")
That's literally what skinny fat is

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Sure she has had surgeries but Aniston won the gene lottery and is naturally beautiful

You just know he browses Yea Forums, and plays Fallout 76 all day

Kek

>wasting ypur youth on an anime forum

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as a shit skin i hate friends, love fraiser to death, and am ok with seinfeld.

> shitskin loves his jewish overlords
Colour me replaced

> x loves his jewish overlords
all races do, why you think they in power.

>That's literally what skinny fat is
Wrong.
Skinnyfat is when you look skinny with your shirt on, but with your shirt off you see your belly fat and manboobs.
Mathew Perry is clearly fat with his shirt on, but his arms and face look like he hasn't eaten in a week.

>*top ten ways you're aging and how to stop them:)*

Actually much thinner and less facial bloat. Looks like he's back on coke.

no, you're confusing Yea Forums with reddit, which is where they cry about muh papparazi being evil, leave the poor millionaire celebs alone :(((

looks old but yeah,gotta respect her for not going to surgery. at least she has some confidence.

Kudrow got a nose job when she was like 16 or something.

Based YouTube comment poster

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lol two losers supporting each other

Bismuth

Doesn't mean it's not repeated on TV.

damn bros...

what the fuck, are you poor? plus quitting smoking is easy as shit

it's meant to be absurd in the sense that what ever the person ends up saying nobody even cared or wanted to hear about it, which is supposed to be funny

Nonsense. "both got blitzed" yet drove him to her house, invited some guy who just called her from a phone to lunch, doesn't know friends.

The key is modest work from a young age (as well as all the don't be a coke fiend, tanning obsessive). People bog themselves when they party like morons in their youth, reach a point of haggardness that even the coke can't suppress in their minds and then try and desperately resolve it straight away with fillers and lifts.

>lol two losers supporting each other
And that's a good thing here's why...

Seriously, it means they're not a burden on anyone else. It's a sweet story even if it's probably bullshit and both of them will eventually end up dying of drugs. Stop pretending to be jaded and allow yourself to show at least 10% humanity.

check'd and basedpilled

>people: if we don't need to work to survive, we can spend our time on ourselves and things we are passionate about, capitalism sucks
>also people:

Jokes on you, Perry's probably done enough DMT trips at the back end of a 8 day straight meth binge that he's already stretched out of this reality and guaranteed his place in the next iteration of this universe.

>think of yourself as the Joey type as a kid
>get older and find yourself turning into Chandler
It's an abstract kind of pain.

> the one where Chandler's colosotomy bag leaks

>lets be honest
>she wasn't ugly
You first.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

>makes 20 million a year still from syndication

Im sure hes fine. Funny how people act like hes broke and homeless. None of you assholes look any better.

>I really hope you zoomers get to find the joy of getting to 40+ and not giving a single shit about how you dress.

I'm 30 and I stopped giving a shit 10 years ago.
I spend like 30-50 bucks in clothes/year and sometimes literally everything I wear don't even amount to 30.

Left is the only one who looks like shit, which makes her Matt's exact looksmatch

post the third guy in the show
hows he like

the absolute state of white women

>getting to 40+ and not giving a single shit about how you dress

LMAO, I'm in my 20s and already don't give a fuck. You must be some beta incel if you worry about how other people will think of you when you leave the house.

>50+ year old white women dont look great
Fixed.

>get paid millions of dollars to appear in most popular tv show on earth
>spend it all on drugs and ruin your life
I have no sympathy for him, he's a fucking idiot. Having said that, I'm sure stronger men would have done the same in his situation.

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>spending your Friends money on drugs
>not on hot meals

pathetic

>I actually look better at 31 than I did at 15
In what world is that an accomplishment?

DEBBIE JUST HIT THE WALL

face looks like Divine.

gb2r

(L-R)

E.T, Bruce Jenner, Barbara Streisand

Barbara wishes.

37 next month

But spending your youth in here is far better
pfhahahahah fucking zoomers hahahah

>sweatpants in public and a shirt that shows he doesn't give a fuck about letting people see his manboobs
He doesn't give a fuck about life anymore. Based and redpilled of him I must admit.

holy shit lmao

the male one

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