No Incels edition
Movies you have fucked during
Adrian Sullivan
Adam Perry
Did anything in the movie prompt that? For me it's Attack of the Clones and The Life Aquatic. I think we just got bored of the former.
Michael Brown
I raped my aunt during james and the giant peach
Camden James
Jason Gutierrez
Nah she was committed to fucking and asked me to put on a movie on my wall projector. She pulled the classic, "I like Marvel" line so I put on something with an actor she knew.
Now THIS movie was a funny story. Imagine fucking sounds interspersed by shrieking screams. Pro-tip: Horror is awful background noise for fucking.
Adam Stewart
i went through a period where i had a lot of casual sex with strangers
but because im an autistic control freak i used to watch Evil Dead 2 with them as a prelude every single time, since it is the perfect hookup film and i didn't want to take the chance of ending up with a shitty film
>scary at times so they cuddle up to you
>funny and lighthearted
>plot isnt important
>weak ending means it doesnt matter if we turn it off before it finishes
i must have watched that film 10+ times
usually would start kissing them shortly after the chainsaw-prosthetic montage, and then we would be fully fucking by the time the film ended, and i wrote a linux script to automatically start playing a chillhop mix after the mp4 file finished playing
am i austistic? yea
did it work every single time? also yea
Bentley Price
Go on. Tell us more.
Noah Long
That's honestly pretty groovy user.
Grayson Sullivan
was finger blasting a girl when a jump scare popped up and I almost shoved my whole hand up her
Jaxson Ortiz
Adrian Carter
Lost my virginity to Finding Nemo when it first came out on DVD in this girl's basement. About 7 minutes into our fucking, her Mom walks in with me on top of her daughter, with a blanket covering us.
>Her Mom: "I thought I told you no more late nights!"
>Girl: "It's a Saturday night, I don't have school tomorrow!
>Her Mom: "Well, how long are you planning to stay up? I got work tomorrow. I just need you to keep the noise down."
>Girl: "Okay okay I'm sorry, can you please leave now?!"
>Her Mom leaves.
Meanwhile, I was laying on top of the girl the whole time making eye-contact with her Mom as she shouted at her daughter. It was beyond awkward. Once the Mom left, the girl and I went back at it.
To this day, I have yet to watch more than 5 minutes of Finding Nemo.
Alexander Carter
Fucked my roommate while we were watching Gamer and Get Him to the Greek
Owen Foster
God I hate being a 23 year old virgin.
John Williams
Luis Edwards
Strive for wizardhood.
Kayden Bailey
fucked what?
Ryder Davis
Teeth
Camden Davis
Best lay I ever had, shame it was a one night stand.
Camden Reed
I was 16 she was 19, she was autistic though and liked pokemon
Hudson Ross
Logan Wood
>life aquatic
my nigga
for me it was after that one character died tragically (if you haven't seen it, see it)
Angel Cox
i've never had sex
im 26
Henry Hill
Kingdom of Heaven
and pic related
Joseph Williams
The sentence 'I work for Dick Jones' was uttered.
Brayden James
Its trash.
Jaxon Perez
There Will Be Blood, The Philadelphia Story, maybe some others that I can't remember off the top of my head
Jacob Rogers
This was so bad the wife turned it off and said "lets skip the movie and just go to bed, and the kids are not home."
Christian Ortiz
I showed a girl the evil dead movies once I think it just made things worse
Brayden Roberts
Cooper Baker
Wyatt Adams
ate her out then fucked her , broke up with me a week later.
Tyler Long
Drive, she never saw it before and we fucked during the first half, afterwards we started watching when he went into rampage mode and she was lost