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The Definitive Pleb Filter of 2019
Benjamin Jenkins
Lincoln Carter
dude bisexual neon lighting lmao
Juan Barnes
kino
John Bailey
the promotional material for this movie makes it look like an a24 movie, and that's a bad thing, here's why
Carter Thomas
A24 fags can't even sit through the second episode
Mason Powell
Refn has always been for plebs. Drive was a fluke.
Gabriel Richardson
You would think there would be investigations into the stabbing and why he was in another state.
Jace Collins
Drive is not even his best film. Pusher 2 and Pusher 3 are much better.
Chase Morris
You're a pleb
Jacob Kelly
>bisexual lighting shows up when theres bisexual characters
holy shit
Owen Perry
A24 is a distribution company. Refn's films are actually something that would fit into their catalog. It's not like A24 doesn't distribute slow films.
Josiah Flores
>A24 is a distribution company
Listen, you fucking faggot. A24 does a lot more than just distribution. It's like calling PepsiCo a beverage company when they also make chips and snacks. It's disingenuous to dismiss A24 as simply a distribution company.
Henry Robinson
FASCISM
Mason Moore
They mostly buy and distribute films faggot. I think they financed Midsommar, not sure though.
Chase Wilson
GIVE ME AN F
Cooper Thomas
Dude boring shit therefore I'm friggin superior
Bentley Ross
>They mostly buy and distribute films
No, you're not being honest. Stop lying.
>Ladybird
Financed by A24
>Hereditary
Financed by A24
>Moonlight
Financed by A24
>It Comes at Night
Financed by A24
>Mid90s
Financed by A24
Carter Carter
redditfags don't have the attention span to sit through it. That doesn't mean it's boring.
James Green
Films/series need to earn the attention. Do you really just sit through whatever bullshit is on screen just to prove people you don't have adhd or whatever meme shit?
Chase Wright
Ok, boys. Rape him
Zachary Miller
>Films/series need to earn the attention
Blake Bell
kino
Jackson Kelly
Yes, I have limited time I won't watch a movie that doesn't earn my attention. Stop being need you'll understand
Noah Thompson
dropped the whole series right at this moment
Hudson Johnson
libtard propaganda no thanks basednigger
Jace Harris
>I won't watch a movie that doesn't earn my attention
What are some things that earn your attention?
Adrian Hill
I said mostly you fucking retard.
>Uncut Gems
>The Bling Ring
>The Spectacular Now
>Under the Skin
>High Life
>Locke
>Good Time
>Trespass Against Us
>Lean on Pete
>De Palma
>Ex Machina
>Room
>distributed by A24
Noah Hughes
When was the last time you saw a TV show discussing imminent race wars? Refn is shifting the Overton Window.
Charles Campbell
name a more based character
Ethan Williams
Him and the Mexican Priestess of Death were cringe inducing. Cut them out and give more episodes to Martin and Viggo. Also the last episode was terrible, really why did Refn think that the Priestess character was a good idea? The actress is so smug and annoying.
Cooper Turner
boring as fuck
Noah Lee
>The Lighthouse
Produced by A24
>Midsommer
Produced by A24
>Under the Silver Lake
Produced by A24
>The Killing of a Sacred Deer
Produced by A24
The ones that aren't produced by A24 are mostly shit
Ian Williams
>Refn
Zachary Clark
How are you supposed to differentiate Refnfags from Marvelfags?
Dylan Parker
>A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III
>Ginger & Rosa
>The Rover
>Life After Beth
>The Captive
>Tusk
>Laggies
>distributed by A24
Yes, mostly if they produce it's better than if they only distribute although Good Time was great and they only distributed it. I'm sure Uncut Gems will be good too.
Bentley Davis
>*spits*
Jason Morgan
>Uncut Gems
That looks like the Jewiest movie in existence. It might even be more Kosher than Schindler's List.
Liam Robinson
god i wish that was me
Zachary Martin
>an Adam Sandler drama
holy fucking kino, I didn't even know it was coming out
Xavier Martin
kind of gay desu
Jeremiah Powell
>libtard propaganda
It's entirely against the California lifestyle. How the fuck is that libtard?
Easton Allen
>he doesn’t want a mommy gf
top pleb
Elijah Ross
It's directed by Safdies who did Good Time. It will be Jewish, it's based on somebody who their father knew. The main character has a gambling addiction or something like that and he is a Jewish diamond seller. Some people claimed that they read the script and allegedly it's better than Good Time. Funnier and darker. Sandler is supposed to have a great role.
Dominic Watson
>It will be Jewish
Cameron Garcia
that's kino, but eating your own cum is pretty gay
Caleb White
where should I look for HD torrents?
EZTV only has SD for most episodes
Michael Barnes
This shot was perfect in every way. They should have left off the last 2 eps though
Oliver Jackson
>tfw you realize the last 2 episodes were written by a woman
Jose Morgan
Aren't you looking forward to Adam Sandler in kino mode? Trying to act again? Maybe it will make fun of Jews, it's not like Good Time was politically correct.
Samuel Hernandez
Carter Long
I agree. Although i think the rest of the show had some problems, it was very good. They dropped the ball in the last 2 episodes.
Charles Walker
Ethan Johnson
Last 2 eps ruined it. Watching those first 8 eps was an experience though
Jose Cox
Jaxon Jackson
This looks atrocious.
Parker Sullivan
Caleb Jackson
boomer
Juan Brooks
what else did you expect
Tyler Robinson
Caleb Watson
Something that looks good. I was really surprised by how bad it looks, the first episode didn't have such terrible CGI blood.
Colton Perez
it still hurts bros, he didn't have to die like that
Anthony Morris
>Do you have any idea how rare it is for a white woman to get blasted by a minority in American films. That type of stuff hasn't been allowed since the 70's.
>The beautiful white woman always gets saved by her dad or her brother or the hero, or dies early to provide a revenge plot.
wew
Brayden Diaz
Will there be a second season?
Alexander Foster
0% chance, and thats a good thing.
Lucas Reed
I wish there was more Rastafarian exposition
Jaxon Wright
Easton Green
Getting real tired of these Kojima cameos
Eli Green
does Yea Forums even discuss film and television anymore or just argue if something is reddit or not
Elijah Rodriguez
they’re not even advertising the show
Leo Evans
Just finished the last episode, what the fuck was this? It was never explained, was it the aliens?
Jason Flores
Yea I didnt even think about what that shit was. Jusr assumed it was refn being artsy for the fuck of it
Cooper Lee
I think it's supposed to represent the perfect and pure race that appears after the degenerates destroy themselves.
Caleb Campbell
Style over substance. Like everything Refn does.
Joshua Martinez
hell no. amazon refuses to advertise the show and it doesn't show up in the library unless you manually search for it on prime. it's hilarious.
Henry Wright
i guess it represents that eerie, creepy empty vibe that you feel in your gut when something gruesome and unfair happens. like it reverts you into a scared ignorant child. thats how i felt it, nothing was so explicitly out of place until martin's. although, it can also just me being a gigantic artsy faggot. i don't know
Owen Wilson
*martin's death
Angel Sanchez
no, every board on Yea Forums has been pretty much reduced to silly joke of the day and angry retard fights.this is probably why I could so readily relate to the decline of humanity theme in this show.
Benjamin Hernandez
Remember the part where the woman wakes up after her dream and her eyes are all fucked up? Notice any similarities? She saw the future and basically explains that our degenerate, evil society will destroy itself, and just as it's on it's way out a new pure race will be created. I think it's intended to represent Refn's view of Hollywood and American society as a whole. He's a nostalgic kind of guy, so what he sees lately, probably disgusts him to no end.
Lincoln Brown
last episode was stupefyingly bad. 4-6 and elements of the other eps were great. episode 7 took a serious nose dive. i liked it getting weirder with some of the jesus mommy issues stuff and the surreal visuals toward the end but last episode was just insulting
>dude jena malone masturbating on a VR headset for 3 mins lmao
>dude jena malone sitting in a pool lmao
>dude jena malone dancing on set lmao
>dude jena malone ranting edgy shit to nobody lmao (may as well have just been looking straight at camera here)
and then that fucking yaritza scene, we get it, she's freeing the women from the cartel. holy shit this was a blunder of a finale
Justin Flores
The fact that Yea Forums is absolutely seething about this show and posting basedfaces makes me think that it's pretty good and I should check it out.
Isaac Phillips
>last episode was just insulting
It was written by a woman
Jason Torres
everything is reddit. nothing is good. if you enjoy anything at all you're a basedboy and you've been kiked by the jew
Zachary Stewart
i haven't seen this but miles teller is an ABSOLUTE fucking joke of an actor and brings literally every movie i've ever seen him in down
Easton Ross
>he doesn't like Jensploitation
Gabriel Hernandez
couple episodes of westworld and the last of us 2. only good thing on her resume is an episode of banshee.
Logan Rivera
He was pretty "good" in this desu
Landon Perez
What did he mean by this?
Thomas Cruz
>Jensploitation
Ah yes, my favorite subgenre of kino
Asher Perez
The real pleb filter will be Episode 9.
Tomorrow and over the weekend, all the normies will be posting about Neon Evangelion asking dumb questions about the “new Netflix show everyone should watch!”
Aiden Walker
Other than the portentous delivery, I have no argument with this evaluation.
This is the future based on our present.
Owen Ross
it was, dare I say, Lynchian
Ethan Mitchell
is that the girl from got ?
John Foster
28 y ?! oh my ...
Wyatt Hall
So are you unironically saying GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW is our future?
Jeremiah Flores
damn. Refn got roped into this shit as well?
be it gods, angels, devils, aliens, etc. or whatever - Yaritza is here to bring about chaos, destruction, and death. push men and the world toward normalizing violence and rape.
Diana is her opposite. she recruits good men to "scorch the earth" of evil men.
it's a game/war between the two of them.
Jacob King
I'm not advocating that. But the monkey-clubbing is coming. The 2007 fuel crisis was the first domino to fall. The pieces were in place long before that. Our masters have fomented the Left/Right paradigm, the LGBTQ/Straight paradigm, Faith/Atheism paradigm, the Resource/Credit paradigm, the Asset/Interest paradigm, the dissolution of the family, the dissolution of the community, the dissolution of the nation state and on, and on, and on. There is no opportunity for polarization that has not been exploited. All of this is according to the plan. The plan will fail eventually, but not before untold numbers of dead litter the earth. Many will wake up but too few to stop the worst of what's to come.
Zachary Roberts
He has Trump Derangement Syndrome
Nathaniel Sullivan
redpill me on this
Joseph Brown
shes gonna be alright right? she is gonna be like one eyed guy,,, right?also cop guy was never seen dead, so he is gonna be alright?
Caleb Miller
Alexander Wood
Charles Torres
OH MANDY
Gabriel Williams
Episode 5 was pure, unadulterated, indisputable, kino.
Juan Reyes
He may have had his own sort of moral code, but Martin was not necessarily a good man
Luis Gray
He does his best Gosling impression in this but being stoned faced 90% of the time doesn’t make up the fact he has a punchable face
Kayden Baker
Looks like last 2 episodes are the real pleb filter
Carson Gray
good is the wrong word i guess. i just mean men who want to and enjoy killing bad men.
Brayden Barnes
she was hot I want to suffocate on her toes
Luke Turner
why would Amazon give Refn full control over a project then not advertise it because they're surprised it turned out the way it did?
Elijah Wilson
Too Old To Die Young? more like Too Bored To Keep Watching.
Hunter Jones
the only good part of the show desu
Carson Smith
Yaritza is fuckin beautiful brehs
Aaron Cox
He means that it would be nice if America had a better government.
Tyler Flores
>Yaritza is here to bring about chaos, destruction, and death. push men and the world toward normalizing violence and rape.
>Diana is her opposite. she recruits good men to "scorch the earth" of evil men.
I think a more accurate characterization of Yaritza is chaotic neutral, then Diana is chaotic good. I expected the two to meet at the climax, yet neither were diametrically opposed to the other; their mission was the same. The conflict only existed between those around them while your misled into thinking they would clash, leading to a disappointing end where they never even become aware of the others existence.
Jack Hernandez
>aoc
>better government
Lol
Lucas Roberts
A random group of bums on the street would make for a better government than the gang of looters and rapists that's currently running America.
Nathaniel Sullivan
>A random group of bums
>better government
Lol
Aaron Thompson
>outing yourself as a pleb
imaging not appreciating Pusher 1&2
Adam Morales
>posts on what is essentially reddit 2.0
DUDE REDDIT
Isaac Gray
it was shit
Robert Wright
Google root races my friend. Refn is based and esotericpilled
Cameron Wright
More like too pleb to be based
Oliver Baker
because amazon doesnt pay taxes and can spend money satisfying the ego trips of faggot europeans who fetishize about mexican drug dealers.
that said, the show was divise enough around his fans, i cannot imagine how a normal person would receive - it a normal person had the patience to watch, wich is borderline impossible.
Thomas Hughes
>people standing behind people being shot
thats just not even a good idea
Liam Jenkins
>character delivers line
>silence for 10 seconds
>other character responds
>check timer
>00:02:12 - 01:42:33
so fucking boring
Adam Davis
>root races
>According to C. W. Leadbeater, a colony will be established in Baja California by the Theosophical Society under the guidance of the Masters of the Ancient Wisdom in the 28th century for the intensive selective eugenic breeding of the sixth root race. The Master Morya will physically incarnate in order to be the Manu ("progenitor") of this new root race.[34] By that time, the world will be powered by nuclear power and there will be a single world government led by a person who will be the reincarnation of Julius Caesar.[34] Tens of thousands of years in the future, a new continent will arise in the Pacific Ocean that will be the future home of the sixth root race.[35] California west of the San Andreas Fault will break off from the mainland of North America and become the Island of California off the eastern coast of the new continent.[33]
This shit is actually blowing my mind.
Chase Nguyen
Drive is his worst film
Nathaniel Campbell
holy crap, the monologue from the last episode from new age lady... LOL
NWR is so fucking insane that he thinks that he is not part of the problem?
wtf, NWR?
Andrew Adams
the official twitter is retweeting tweets asking for it. refn will make it happen with or without amazon
Asher Hughes
>720p is 25gb
>1080p is 50gb
fuck me
Alexander Ramirez
AOC is the High Priestess of Death
Jaxson Carter
he made Make TV Great Again hats for his staff and literally wrote emails to amazon in the style of trump tweets
Jacob Jackson
I wish the show had braced its own shlockyness a bit more. All that pulpy shit about vigilantes and street gangs and fascist comic relief cops and rape porn... it's pulp, why be so cerebral about it?
Jack Reed
they are trying to suppress it. its too woke
Asher Evans
Is that a dog version of pic related?
Gavin Hall
I can't tell where the irony starts and where it ends anymore. Like this poster said:
Levi Jones
because thats how refn wants it and you either like it or you leave
Parker Hughes
true artists are outside of and above politics. politics is a just a source of keks to play around with in the kinos
Jeremiah Moore
Do you think Refn has seen the MGS2 ending codec?
Robert Murphy
this guy gets it
Luke Harris
> stylish montage of trailer park people being murdered
VIOLENCE ISNT COOL YOU GUYS.
fucking retard.
Lucas Hall
kind of don't have any motivation to watch the last two episodes desu
Jose Edwards
no but he has seen the mgsv trailers
Eli Adams
viggo >>> martin
Gabriel Johnson
by far.
not knowing that the best guy was the cheaper shows how dumb nwr is.
he let his obsession over ryan gosling permeate all his works.
Juan Rodriguez
He does the voice for Dr. Venture, kinda funny hear him say that.
Eli Martinez
I liked that scene, felt comfy
Asher Watson
last two episodes dive way too deep into some sort of spiritual war and its way too over the top.
its clearly how much the show was made up without planning.
> first two episodes pacing is different from all the rest
> martins death looked like for some agenda conflict with teller
> final episode has half a hour
its all way too random.
he clearly said that the show ended because they run out of money. its just too much of a schizo hack.
Hudson Collins
They were really good trailers. Shame about the actual game.
William James
well no shit, last chapter of the 8 ep is literally called it's time to end
Jason Hughes
Are those girls from madame kume's?
Bentley Walker
>chapter titles
wot
Ryan Price
>.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTG.mkv
every episode has these
Eli Clark
yea I watch on amazon not on CriminalTube
Xavier Thompson
you’ve never been around the homeless
also your comment ironically supports some of the themes Refn touched on
Jacob Rodriguez
>he clearly said that the show ended because they run out of money
he said a painter stops painting when 1) they run out of paint or 2) the painting is done
Lucas Roberts
He's make up is okay in this, he's normally a sweaty jew.
Alexander Walker
YOU'RE SO STUPID HAHAHAHAHAHA
Isaiah Allen
ok
Ayden Morales
These are the aliens who give Jenna Malone visions of the future.
Alexander Wilson
Based.
Aaron Nelson
haven't watched it yet. who is the cartel dude whipping in that shed or whatever?
Logan Bell
Ryan “Driver” Gosling
Jaxon Parker
*crickets*
Lucas White
>Pleb Filter
Andrew Jenkins
angels not aliens
Dylan Williams
search the show on reddit. nobody there is watching it. once they realized it wasn’t Drive 2 they checked out
Caleb Davis
the only pleb filter is not seeing what a massive hack refn is
Julian Young
Martin Jones, Miles Teller's character.
Ian Perez
Do you think Lynch is a hack too?
Oliver Garcia
Yeah it was the best ep along with second
Alexander Mitchell
>Turkish
Ha GeriLLa
Jackson Collins
The show is literally flawless. TOTDY and The Return will stand as the two greatest works of television ever produced. FACT
David Gray
>the two greatest works of television ever produced
I think you're forgetting something.
Oliver Bennett
>DUDE SLOW PANNING SHOTS AND MUMBLE TALKING
worst kind of film
Nathan Martin
My nigga needs the funding
Jaxson Garcia
Good, now explain why, faggot
Julian Wilson
He really looks like Brando here
Jacob Thompson
Because ppl dont talk like that irl and it breaks immersion
Angel Morgan
If people talked in movies like they do IRL, the dialogue would be absolute shit. There would be so many uncomfortable pauses and "umm" and "uh" and cringey shit. There would be people talking about fucking memes they saw on Facebook and bitching about senseless pop culture garbage. Fuck that shit.
Adam Lee
I'd rather that than ppl talking like they're in retard daycare
Jordan Nelson
>I'd rather that than ppl talking like they're in retard daycare
People watch movies as a form of escapism. Why would you willing subject yourself to listening to the same dialogue you just heard your retarded coworkers recite at work?
Carson Phillips
Honestly this problem dissapears when you figure you're watching something made by a Danish man with autism
Jackson Roberts
It's not about the content of the conversation it's about how it's portrayed
I don't mind mumble talk in an emotional scene or slow panning shots to highlight an important scene but Refn does it in every scene because hes a hack
Logan Barnes
>hes a hack
He's not a hack, he's a colorblind autist.
Brayden Fisher
More like too dumb to understand.
Evan Rogers
don't forget the "sorry what did you say?" and people talking at the same time
Ethan James
Glad to see an actual discussion about the show. I hope we get a second season.
Levi Anderson
Was tricked into watching this shit and to be honest I’m offended by the film. What was Refn thinking here? Had a great chance to do something great blew it.
William Gomez
How is he shooting from his right hand walking sideways to the left, when the camera is following his execution from left to right?
Joseph Collins
Explain why it isn't shit.
Parker Johnson
>What was Refn thinking here?
That he discovered tarot and the occult on wikipedia and had to share it with the world.
Jackson Morgan
Is there anything more trite than tarot and 'occult' symbolism. How can anyone past the age of 18 think this shit is profound.
Oliver Lewis
That is amazing when done by someone who knows his shit. Watch Altered States.
Noah Cruz
because he is a shill and a onions-fanboy of Refn
Oliver Roberts
it's almost done downloading. what am I in for?
James Mitchell
Slow kino
Connor Davis
the last two episodes made me hate it.... please tell me theres going to be a season2 where viggo finds out what happened to martin and goes ape shit on the cartel
Carson Gonzalez
Sometning half brilliant half retarded
Alexander Powell
Officer Drive-K x Breaking Bad but its at 0.125x speed and M rated
Carter Young
Finally got around to checking it out. Holy shit. I didn't realize one of my fav comic writers created this with Refn.