Do Americans really do this??

Here in canada it was microwaved watermelons

most common name in UK is muhammad lmfao

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Yes. It's literally in the name of the movie.

Isn't that the most common name in the entire world?

yep, just as it is in the UK

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This, amerimutts are so fucking thin skinned.

>doesn't live in america
>still thinks about americans on a daily basis
I literally can't even begin to comprehend this level of obsession

He's Catholic

I find it amusing and a little adorable how euroshits get so angry about the US, that they feel the need to type out their anger, fill in the captcha, and click the post button just so they can feel superior for the few moments the thread is alive....all on an American website. Stay mad, friends.

Incel Jews do.

Do American's really eat this?

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Feels good man

>make thread saying “Do americans really do this?”
>be american
Based

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especially so after the circumcision

Do Brits really eat this?

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Oie mate looks winderfull

Ants do

THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

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>be non-mutt
>literally laughing at your coon ass everytime you fuck up your own shitstain country
you're literally monkeys at the zoo throwing feces at each other, don't confuse that with being obsessed you nigger

>be non-mutt
[X] Doubt

>congealed blood
>baked beans
>slice of bread
>mushrooms
Just to let you guys know, WWII ended seventy four years ago so you don't have to ration food.

They have to. 70% reduced sensitivity isn't going to grow back.

i know its hard to believe considering where you're from but we do exist

>i'M NoT oBSeSsED i JuSt liKE tO fOlLOw aMeRiCaN cUlTUrE aND pOlITiCS EvERyDaY mUtT

I live in Wyoming, it's rare to see other races for hundreds of miles.

>have spinal disease
>can feel most of my body
>except my dick
>literally just can't feel my dick and some parts of my left foot/back of legs
>will literally, unironically never know what it feels like, ever

I can't take it lads

When I was ~13 I buttered two slices of bread, microwaved them a little and put them together. Then I tried to fuck it. It was really rough, it hurt. I looked at the fucksandwich then at the butter then back at the sandwich. It'd have taken a shitload of butter to get it good enough. The other option was to stick my dick into the butter itself but that sounded even dumber so I said fuck it and wiped my dick off. Don't know what I did with the buttered bread.

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my dicks gone numb in some parts and I don't know why

I think I gave it nerve damage

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Sticking your dick in a bag of sand

Maybe next time don't get circumcised

i could try giving you a prostate orgasm haha lol jk...
unless u wannna lol

LMAO

we wouldn’t waste an apple pie for it but we’ll stick our dicks in just about anything

Alright, how was it? Did she ever hit you up later after that?

Looks too greasy man.

Doing it right now lol

it truly became an American Pie after that

these look amazing desu

>being a kike
>being Catholic
Pick two.

>LMAO
absolute state of non-american posters
get off this american site and go back to your euro shit forums.

Some dumbass actually did it in real life, and burned his dick, not realizing how hot pie filling can really be.

It was alright, lasted a month or so then I met a girl my age

Do Euro-peons really do this?

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seething

Yes, and then we export them to Europe.

what is this from?

Was that the van attack in Barcelona from like 2 years ago?

Also, why is the girl lying on the ground at :08 naked from the tummy down?

No. That would require teeth.

LMAO

Hey look, it's that dude that fucked that pie.

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I have no idea what Europeans do and don't care

Why do foreigners watch twenty year old stoner comedies that everyone has already forgotten about? Do you not have anything better where you live?

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Hollywood produces like 95% of everything worth watching, film and television wise.

There are people right now probably in Nepal watching something like Forrest Gump or The Godfather for the first time.

ahmed did its thing b4 running away

I don't see any bacon.

>be american
>dies
Seriously how are people actually alive in america. Everybody just keeps dying. What is happening america? OH SAYYY CAN YOUUUU SEEEEEE

Reminder that it's Aussie shitposters making these threads. Euros are asleep.

just part and parcel innit?

real american's don't live in an urban hellscape

Why are Aussies such prolific 4channers?

No way, dude. Apple pies are way to expensive these days. You could buy one for like $2.79 back in 1999. Today a shitty , and cheaply made version of what they used to sell back in 1999 will cost you $8.99

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No that ugly burger would cost you about $8. Add fries and a drink and the meal would end up costing you $14.99. Most Americans eat at "cheap" burger joints like Burger King.

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Sorry what was that? What did you just try to say? You said something but it all came out mumbled and incoherent. OHH SAY CAN YOU SPEEEEAAAK
A LITTLE MORE CLEARLYYYYY

Post yfw you found out Jason Biggs is NOT jewish

bullshit he has the most jewish looking face

>No way, dude. Apple pies are way to expensive these days. You could buy one for like $2.79 back in 1999. Today a shitty , and cheaply made version of what they used to sell back in 1999 will cost you $8.99

Its just inflation, the money is worth less.

as a type one diabetic any baked good terrifies me

>Biggs was born in the Pompton Plains section of Pequannock Township, New Jersey. His mother, Angela (née Zocco), is a nurse, and his father, Gary Louis Biggs, is a shipping company manager.[2][3][4] Biggs' father is of English and Italian descent and Biggs' mother is of Sicilian descent. His last name is derived from his English ancestry.[3] He was raised Roman Catholic.[5]

how'd you get so fat?

mamma mia!!
all this time i've been jelly of the jew when in reality i've been jelly of a lucky italian boy who made it big

I suspect that in america food is so cheap that they literally fuck it then toss it for pleasure rather then consume it. Tho I also suspect that the fat ones just eat it after they finish.

jews are not American

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Based Biggs literally pissed on Chelsea Handler on video

I still don't believe it. He even tried Jew film director Woody Allen into casting him as the star of his 2003 movie Anything Else.

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he has literally 0% jewish blood, he just has an unfortunate face

He's surprisingly not Jewish. Italian.

he's italian

>tried
Meant to say tricked.

Im type 1 , not type 2 , something fucked up my pancreas when I was like 12 , type 2 is brought on by poor diet and morbid obesity

>tfw I got based parents who didn't let my penis hood get chopped off.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
t. American :^)

ahh thanks for educating, i can never remember the difference, sorry for your luck, do you stick yourself with a needle? can it be controlled via diet?

man somalis are as bad as slopes for sameface

I can handle the blood sausage, toast is a breakfast staple everywhere, mushrooms whatever, but beans have no business being apart of breakfast.

That's 4channelers ameriturd

I'm hungry now

>watching The Godfather for the first time
God I wish that were me

>no Portsmouth
COMFY SOUTH
EVERYONE ELSE DESERVES IT

>american education

not a problem , Thanks though. yeah , I test my sugars with a meter , I do it 6-7 times a day because I exercise a lot. type 2 can be controlled through diet , not type 1

>dozens
The Normans. The list of foreign ethnic groups that have conquered and interbred with Brits is 1 long. The Normans did and they only bred out the incumbent aristocracy, the proles are still largely Briton/Saxon stock.

The British are mostly unchanged, Even the Scots are still >90% Pict and the Vikings/Saxons raped them good. The Isle of Man is ethnically distinct still, Wales is ethnically distinct, Cornwall is ethnically distinct.

I learned this by reading a book. Try it sometime, instead of embarrassing Americans by looking like a complete fuckwit.

haha the mutt was mutilated in his first days of life outside the womb!

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So did you become obese?

no , I hover around 165 ( 5'11")

type 1s can be quite thin to underweight sometimes

Yikes. Looks like some yuromutt couldn't handle the bants, lmao.

So did you eat like 4 cakes a day?

>seething American unironically resorts to "Y-YOU'RE NOT WHITE" despite living in 56% land
holy kek

>so anally exploded he can't even face the poster who said it and (You) him
The STATE of yuropoors.

That's not how type 1 diabeetus works, brainlet. Type 2 is caused by insulin resistance due to abusing sugar, type 1 is a fucked up Pancreas.

Burger King is actually dying, Chick-Fil-A is one of the top 3 most popular fast food joints now.

this fellas got the idea

*doesn't give him a (You)*

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Based. Faggots BTFO

but it's $5 minimum at BK for a burger with there higher quality ones reaching $8 as well All I know is theres like 3 BK in a 5 mile radius and only 1 chick fil a

milky coins and a penny bag dipped in salt

Chickfila and my boyfriends cock are my favorite things to eat!

Can you feel your prostate? Stick stuff up your butt, it feels great

no they dont
but 8 Days a Week had a teen get caught fucking a watermelon in '97 two years before American Pie
so movies really did push this pathetic white boys cant get laid so they fuck food idea more than a handful of times

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that's just part of getting to be a massive slab of beefcake pal. becoming something that physically impressive takes sacrifices

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Rab C Nesbit did it first. Heating up a honeydew melon in the microwave and fucking it.

Its a degenerate piece of media made by jews