How the fuck do these movies make so much money? Who watches this shit? Is there a fandom?

How the fuck do these movies make so much money? Who watches this shit? Is there a fandom?

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Always going to be a fandom for leather girls

Are you new? These type of movies are only made to launder money.

>fandom
At what exact point did zoomers start pushing this word instead of 'fanbase'? It sounds infinitely gayer to me and I can't place why

>Who watches this shit?
I do.

>Is there a fandom?
Yeah. My dick.

For a second I misread fandom as femdom.

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Tumblr.

>complaining about Kate Beckinsale in a latex bodysuit
are you an actual faggot?

i like the ridiculous vampire soap-opera drama. and latex

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I unironically loved the first and the sequel

Specially because they are inspired by World of Darkness.

WoD is such a good setting for a TV Show

That's not leather.

Its not latex.

They essentially blatantly ripped off Vampire the Masquerade

>Is there femdom?
FTFY

Based user who knows the difference between latex, leather, PVC and wetlook spandex.

What's the difference?

The only good flick in the series is rise of lycans
The rest are schlockino

Me.

It's basically Capeshit for men

Completely difference materials, latex is natural rubber and PVC is a polymer plastic, for example. The easiest way to tell them apart is just looking and how the material is put together, latex is glued and the rest is sown.
The other way is how specular the reflection is. Only shined latex gets that really smooth mirror sheen, and while PVC can get close it's not quite the same. Leather is just leather, it has a certain texture to it and isn't as smooth, wetlook spandex usually has a way less smooth finish.

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Pretty sure it's a money laundering scheme.

TY

WHAT DO YOU WANT IN FUTURE SEQUELS?

> Take a break from the cycle of the Vamp/Wolf war and introduces some new mythology & antagonist. Ideally Selene goes up against a clan of Gillmen invading & infecting small sea side towns. Play up the mystery & mood. Gillmen are mainly done through practical effects. Maybe have Selene team up with a (female?) Werewolf against them?

>werewolves based on cats with parking-sons
but seriously, fuck this shit series. there was no war, in every movie the vampires get obliterated effortlessly by werewolves.

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>prime kate in a leather suit
>badass vampires and werewolfs
>90s action
>who cares about the plot
are you a fucking faggot?

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its not a 90s film because a 90s film would have a plot.

its Blade: Tits edition

It’s money laundering

I feel the exact same way about youtube and other social media e-celebs

ah-bloo-bloo

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stop please, Kate was my first hollywood crush, I can't bear that shes a fucking psychopathic, incestuous pedophile.

>muh average roastie in leather
>even the first is shitty
>gay ass vampires and werewolves
it's for horny teenage retards

Well why not share with the board what your fave mythical monster kino is?
The good werewolf movies are really fucking good, vampires are over represented and mummies are very rare.

>Blade: Tits edition
Sounds good to me

someone post the web of her crawling.. I'm pretty sure that's what we all came here for...

Are these older than when chinabait started really being a thing?

I could see these movies being a fast n furious type deal, doing way better in international shitholes than in America.

My mother is obsessed with those movies...

That only makes her better, fag.

>Who watches this shit?
"That guy" and horny teens.

i'm in

me on the ass

my mom was really into underworld before she passed away, she actually took the entire family to see the sequel when it came out and my sis and i were both late teens at the time - she also really dug the resident evil films and bought me a copy of ultraviolet because she knew i had a thing for "that resident evil girl"

>I unironically loved the first and the sequel

This. The first 2 movies are solid. Everything after that is garbage though.

>WoD is such a good setting for a TV Show

We are actually getting an Underworld TV show so you might kinda get your wish.