Haha. What a crazy idea

>when I was in primary school I imagined I would lose my virginity at 14 or so
>every year since then I tell myself it's going to happen next year
>i'm now 22 going on 23
>about to be older than the rodge when he broke

This belief is probably why I never lost mine. I just assumed gf and sex would eventually happen as part of the natural order of things, and so never pursued it strong enough to actually happen.

Top kek, godspeed user.

20 years old and I've honestly stopped caring, if by some miracle I lose it cool, if not whatever. I'm done trying.

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How old are you?

I have the same age and im married. Are you murican?

These days losing it between 16-19 is very common for a white male.

The first one, and apparently in the movie her crush doesn’t want a virgin
So yes, the idea is literally crazy

Do your homework, zoomie.

I'm 22,practically a boomer

>Fuck literally anyone else
>Fuck her crush
Problem solved

important post

24 year old KHV, I've suddenly stopped masturbating for a month now. I think I'm becoming asexual.

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Literally a gen z baby user
Stop deluding yourself because you're the butt of a harmless joke

When I was younger I met 3 virgins over the course of college and took their virginities in the context of three separate relationships, all ended amicably. All three were 18 so by the time I was on the third one it was kind of cheating since I was almost 5 years older.
>tfw no reliable source of shy, unfucked pusy
no real point to any other kind of women tbqh

This but 25
I jerk off to get rid of boners and clear my head and suddenly women stop existing and relationships seem repulsive

>lost virginity at 21
>haven't had sex since 23
you think being a virgin is suffering, try getting something you want and then not having it for 7 years.

Nope. Irish

I might get morning wood but the urge to wank has simply left me, I think my subconscious has finally accepted the despair.

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Hey me too! I'm in South Dublin.

nah you are just an idiot. You straight in the zoomer timeline. Millenials are at this point late 20s, to mid 30s. A good mental cutoff, are the following 3 things.
>do you remember 9/11 vividly
>Was the iPhone out before you u were in high school
>did you u have dial up internet as as a child or no internet
>did the soviet union exist when you were born
that's how you can know roughly.

I waited until 20 because she was the one, and it isnt that weird I was a slayer in college.

Galway

Who /SPD/ here?
Women are literally the most unimportant uninteresting thing in the world

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Other side of the world

23, never had sex

Not so crazy after all.

Not very. Especially for women. Most lose it in high school.
I had a friend who lost it at 27 though

you're not a young attractive girl

Lanklet, ugly, manlet, and/or sperg with poor hygiene?

>I will suck your dick then we can fuck
...
>No thanks you're a virgin

Maybe didn't want nasty pussy blood on his dick

I'm 5'10 and 165 pounds. Perfect hygiene. I'm not some basement dweller. I dress properly. I don't wear any silly or ostentatious clothing.

What took her so long?

Let's be honest here, how many of you are 4/10s who think you deserve a 6+?
Consider whether or not you are fairly assessing yourself and other women.

Skinnyfat and possibly ugly
Are you white?

21 for me. Had a "gf" in highschool but juvenile "love" was too confusing and I thought it was dumb.
There is nothing wrong with saving yourself for university sluts.

Yes i'm white but thats fairly common skin colour in Ireland

not for long

I was 7

What does being insecure about virginity feel like? I cannot even concieve of wishing you weren't virgin considering how I lost mine.

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c'mon now, even 4/10 hamplanets have beta orbiters these days. I know it's hard for the normalfag brain to process, but some men literally are unable to find a partner.

Said she was asexual.
She ended up getting drunk and taken advantage of by a mutual friend. She became his fuck buddy even though she'd go on about how much she hated him

>there are normies replying to this seriously

shut the fuck up faggot. you sound like a bitch.

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BRO you're fucking 47 and still a virgin? How in the fuck is that even possible what the heck

Seems like 19 is really common, actually. Takes people a minute to get established in college before they inevitably hook up with someone.

Guys I can tell you if you're not wanting sex or you only masturbate occasionally it's because you're unhealthy and your libido is dead.
Your brain is directly controlled by the chemicals produced, or not being produced, by your body - in this case testosterone.
Bros I feel for you - as a degenerate who was fit and healthy then became a fat mess only to get fit again I could recognise how my health controlled my thinking and desires. It's a scary thought to come to grips with your brain and essentially who you are is not controlled by conscious thought.
Get fit and get laid.

>woman gets raped and rewards the guy with more sex

Women really are retarded aren't they

Ah give over, you call people incels and then you act surprised when said incels reveal their old age.
It's not just a blatant insult, a lot of men are actual involuntary celibates, myself included.

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I've had gyno since 16. 30 now and I still have not slept with a woman because Id have to take my shirt off. Ive madeout with girls, gone on dates, and even been in a semi relationship with a few of them for 1 or 2 months, but eventually they start to get bored when they realize that I don't try to get sexual with them (because I know it will lead to me taking my shirt off). I wear a compression shirt to hide my gyno so I look normal in clothes. I want surgery but I also have an extreme phobia of it. So I'm stuck a virgin forever.

I have seen this entire movie, ask me anything

6'2" 165lbs and have been scouted for modelling (I assumed I'd get raped by gay men if I followed up). Women throw themselves at me at clubs. Sex is only interesting if I'm on LSD, as I get thoroughly disgusted the "woman" and the act itself

that's not why you're a virgin

Man you are only 20, man up.

This, it’s because you don’t treat all women with respect

Lost mine at 19, tho always told people I lost it at 15. It got to the point where everyone I lied to ended up actually getting laid first and I was the only one who still never got laid. it sucks being a fat retarded anime fan. I'm still mad about that, which is why I voted for Trump.

you have no idea how fucked things really are

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Untermensch detected

It's possible to fuck with a shirt on

I was "only 20" 4 years ago, you can't change fate.

Lost it hs. It was weird and awkward for me at least. I thought she was going to ride me like a pornstar but she just got on top and started gyrating like she was possessed rabbit until she was done. It mostly hurt and my poor little guy couldn't get off. :( College was 10x better.

What if you start as an incel but in time you just lose interest and now you don't mind being a virgin?

Honestly, just go to Vegas and get a nice, clean hooker
I'm sorry grandpa but you're past the point of no return, unless you have money and charisma and can get a woman who's at least 15 years younger than you

fucking a hooker to lose your virginity destroys a part of your soul

Maybe. But I've beat my dick to trap porn 3X a day for the last 5 years so I can't even get an erection around a bio female now anyway. 5+ years ago a woman who smiled at me and giving me eye contact would have given me a chub. Now a woman could be rubbing her fat ass against me in my pants and my dick would literally get smaller.

Images like the one you just posted really shows how much women miss being raped by foreign invaders.

This is kinda me. Used to be really fat, 300lbs or so, and it caused a lot of stretch marks. I'm in great shape today, 180lbs and years of lifting and track time to show, but still have fatty stripes. I mean yeah I've gotten over it for the sake of a few girls but I'm way more inhibited than I should have to be. Life is gay, what else do you want?

Being a victim of statutory doesn't actually count, incel.

I'd say you're still an incel but it's up to you what labels you want to adopt.

he's a male, therefore he can't be raped unless he wants it. he had sex therefore not a virgin.

Reminder that incels don't exist. Just people with high standards and those who refuse to visit prostitutes.

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>was fine being a virgin
>lost it on accident at 24
>now I've been a sexless ghoul for the last four years
>had to resort to escorts couple months ago to let off some steam

be careful what you desire

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BRO....... Seriously..... Please..... Just..... Have... Sex..

I'm cool with the KHV label if you prefer.

25 years old and I never even kissed a girl.

have you been to the doctor? you seem especially nonchalant about such a major problem

Impossible

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Well anal has never counted in all of human history.
Yes, all gays are virgins.

I hate prostitutes as human beings. I refuse to have sex with them and fund their degenerate lifestyle.

Based.

Sodomite label is more befitting.

he still gets hard to trap porn. doctors can't call being gay a mental illness anymore.

Ok stop trolling me there's no fucking way you guys are virgins. You're the funniest guys and my best friends how could girls not want to bang you? I've literally brought girls here on a date and had them laugh their ass off at the stuff you guys say. I show them Sneed threads, brie threads, feet threads, and they browse this place with me for hours sometimes. You guys have gotten me laid countless times so I doubt it's even remotely possible any of you are virgins.

What treatment would be most beneficial if doctors could treat the illness of fapping to traps?

Whatever you do, don't fall in to the prostate stimulation is the Haven for single men garbage. I did it for two weeks , using small toys and all safety basics, before my anus started leaking shit randomly and now I have to eat oats and other "hardeners", ousting as much greasy food as possible to avoid it. I don't know if I'll ever return to normal.

Am I cramping your style by being a 24 year old virgin?

have you ever considered getting a girlfriend and having her wear a strap-on penis. it's literally the same thing you've been masturbating to.

Prostitutes are illegal and expensive.

2020s will see a gigantic spike in male suicide rates.

That doesn't answer the question, all that leads to is anal prolapse and colostomy bags.

25 year old virgin here. Girls laugh at my jokes but dont ever stay. Talking to strangers causes intense anxiety too.

Where does one find them these days? I've had no luck since Craigslist and Backpage's listings went down.

When you invade a country, you kill the kids and rape the women. the women that enjoy getting raped are less likely to resist and thus survive.

it's natural selection

>Girls laugh at my jokes
those are pity laughs, you autist
>but dont ever stay
kidnap them
>Talking to strangers causes intense anxiety
consume liquid courage (whiskey)

I am 23 and havent kissed

it really is for a woman

Cringe

Haha, what the fuck, is this real? Can you imagine?

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BRO I'm 19 I can introduce you to some hot 18yr olds if you want

I'm sorry to hear that, fate has been cruel to you.

Shame, no-fap made me a sex monster. Within a month I had lost all female friends and acquaintances, but was banging sluts like no tomorrow.

I doubt it, but female suicide rates will sky rocket in about 5-10 years.

its the 95/5 rule
95% of men and 5% of girls

Volcel, clear as day.

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I'm sure you could

>Maybe didn't want nasty pussy blood on his dick
Stop watching anime.

I get lots of (you)s though

It's already had a huge increase since 1999 and the rates for men are always far above women. And most of that was before modern social media/phones/Tinder/incels. The rate will probably triple or quadruple next decade.

if she's having sex with you, she's a prostitute

i basically look like ron jeremy except i don't have a big dick

>When’s my fucking movie?
Out 14 years ago.

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This. If the men are this bad, I don't want to imagine how all these thots will be when shit hits the fan.

What was your thought process that led to this?

More afraid of my first kiss than my first sexual experience honestly, if either ever even happen that is.

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Do you live in Washington?

No, Ireland.

when you remove suicide for men who were divorced/paying alimony, are the rates for men still higher?

I haven't because my gf isnt on birth control and we are way too paranoid about getting her pregnant that we decided it isnt worth it.

well theres clearly an epidemic with people not wanting to be with each other. if there are 50,000 males without a gf, then theres roughly 50,000 females without a bf.

Do you live in a third world country?

>if there are 50,000 males without a gf, then theres roughly 50,000 females without a bf.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Bob, I'll take "What are condoms" for $400

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Who's this cutie?

Not quite, you forgot the part where many women will happily share an alpha over monogamy with a beta.

taking turns fucking chad does not = having a bf

>if there are 50,000 males without a gf, then theres roughly 50,000 females without a bf
That was before the sexual revolution.

Don't worry though, the Day of Retribution is near.

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I had my first kiss, sex, hand holding all in the same month this year. I am 28. Never give up lads.

is this the movie where the guy gets literally raped and the bitch he's trying to actually get is mad at him for it?

Wrong. With traps I know they feel the pleasure when you jerk them off, suck their dick, or have them Fuck you. With a woman wearing a strap on, there's none of that. If I wanted to just be pounded in the ass I would get a dildo, but I'm not interested in that. It's all about a person who looks like a female, who has the sexual drive and gets the pleasure derived from having a penis.

>still not educated on the 1.07 rule

Please explain how you did it in as much detail as possible.

>lost it on accident at 24
what did you slip and your dick landed in a pussy or something?

Virginity must be lost with a loli
No discuss

From what I've heard, this used to be pretty common. But then a lot of things have changed in the last 50 years

im well aware that women takes turns fucking the same 20% of men, but that gravy train is about to end since they're all hitting 30 years + and their youth is fading. even if Chad fucks 20 different whores, he can only ever take one of them for a wife, so that means 19 whores will be 30+ and single, hence why I predict a massive spike in female suicides over the next 5-10 years.

based

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Kek same. I'm 23 and a virgin. I honestly don't care about it. But I'm a bit antisocial in general sadly so that contributed a lot to it.

It does
In the same way hookers have their soul destroyed.

Dont be such a defeatist faggot and it will happen. I was 21. Its much easier to get laid once you get over the anxiety of the first time.

Or you can be a gigantic faggot and give up on life at 20. Your call.

There will still be hordes of desperate betas willing to settle. Post-wall women still have more SMV than Chad.

You are me. Even the age is the same.

Sure, but at least you'd have felt a fucking pussy and titty once in your pathetic life

I hope so, but unlike past generations, the desperate betas don't exactly have a lot of $$$.

Question to older incels: doesn't it get awkward when you're invited to things and everybody else shows up with their gf/bf and you're the only one alone?
>inb4 not invited to things
Just ignore the question then if this is you

Imagine losing your virginity without ever even kissing a girl.

Girl met online on some weebshit website. She’s not so much of an anime fan, way more into japanese video games. Met her with other guys from said site, and yeah. I guess it helps she’s socially awkward and is into weebshit, which makes her quite recluse overall.

21

I only get invited to family gatherings. They all stopped asking long time ago and take my situation as it is, it's like they would now feel far more awkward to bring it up than me feeling awkward in general.

it only gets awkward when normies make it awkward, aka 90% of the time. normies only know how to talk about television, sex, and work. if you're lucky you'll have a few common hobbies you can discuss but most of the time this doesn't happen.

Doesn't matter. They will be willing to spend whatever little money they have. Women can make money off of selling their literal shit online. You severely underestimate how many desperate cu.cks are out there.

I have the unholy combo of social anxiety / aspergers / introversion, which has turned me into an isolated hermit. I don't feel like myself unless I'm alone.

Someone who has friends who regularly invite him to other social situations most probably isn't a virgin.

thats not true at all. one of my best friends was a virgin until 26, and he was a very sociable person. Always went to family events, always hung out with people, planned birthday parties and went to parties, he was able to hold conversations and everything, he just never got laid.

Same
23
Handholdless

also a pedo

Well good for him. You can be sure he's in the minority

>normies only know how to talk about television, sex, and work
Well when that makes up most of your waking life, what else you going to talk about?

That is LITERALLY the dumbest movie plot I have ever heard.

maybe, but I doubt it. I think the people who truly have no social skills whatsoever are the minority, most "incels" are just dudes who don't have the time of day for trashy skanks, which is unfortunately, most women today.

I'm a 24 year old virgin and I really don't care about sex anyway. It's easier just to use my hand.

no one gets a free pass. if "losers" are expected to talk about shit that isn't their hobbies, then so is everyone.

Same. I'm like a chameleon, putting on a facade in social situations just to survive them, returning to normal when I come home.

29 year old female virgin here, AMA

40 year old virgin was funny because it touched awkwardness we all had but either moved on from or expected to long before that age. 18 year old virgin hits too close to home and is bound to flop.

That’s not crazy, normalfags prefer owmen with (((experience)))

post nudes

the worst part is even at my new job i started like 3 months ago everyone already knows i am basically KHV to virgin (its khv) because every time they talk about sex stuff or girls i don't really have much to say

i was thinking about saying i am gay to shut them up but there are a lot of gays at my job and i don't want to attract that attention

a hamburger looks so good when a supermodel is eating it in a tv commercial but then when you buy one its something different

>When’s my fucking movie

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>every time they talk about sex stuff or girls
yikes, where do you work? mcdonalds?

I lost it at 19 literally by posting on craigslist that I wanted to lose my virginity. Won't bother posting too many details, but basically that person is the only person I've ever had sex with. I'm 29 now. My friend told me to do it too, just out of the blue. Got extremely lucky.

I can get kissless and virgin if you're extremely beta/shy/awkward/ugly/etc. but how the fuck does somebody stay hugless?

I agree on this one. I was a virgin until 28 and the same goes for a friend (until 27). I am not going to talk about myself since it might be seen as biased. He’s imo good looking, not very tall, not fat, very good hygiene. But he’s so specific and fussy about women (doesn’t want a whore/slut/brainlet normie) that I am pretty sure he could have had sex much earlier if he really wanted to.

What was his name?

>doesn’t want a whore/slut/brainlet normie
That’s not fussy that’s completely normal

trannies do not count as female

just passing through, keep scrolling

Her name was Gloria. She was actually decently cute, little submissive chinese girl, who was trying to get over her bf. The photo she sent me though made me think she was like 40 (I was still gonna do it). We ended up being fuck buddies for six months. Probably the highest point of my life.

>be 27 year old femanon volcel
>happy to be by myself
>never have to worry about living symbiotically with a dude
>never have to worry about pregnancy or cervical cancer or bladder infections
>can have my own orgasms whenever I feel like by simply humping a pillow
>never have to worry about uncomfortable PAP tests
>no disgusting penises ramming into my organs and doing fuck all for me because penis in vagina sex is a meme

There is literally no incentive for women to have sex other than being so pathetic that you can't live without a man.

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Wow you're actually like 2 years away from being my fucking dad. Get a life loser. Maybe try and fix yourself before complaining about Jews. Just a thought.

I'm 25 and also a virgin

If you are incel (short or ugly) you are most likely to be incel for life.

Sneed

Well I am saying this because I can see how desperate some people are. Back when I was in grad school, some desperate dude hits on absolutely almost every girl, without any filter, even those who are clearly taken. Sometimes right next to their boyfriends, needless to say that this retard got his shit rekt once because he was hitting on a stacy when her chad boyfriend went to the rest rooms. Either that or normies are okay with brainlet normies/whores too apparently.

yea its weird. in my group of friends, none of us are virgins, but only a few of us have girlfriends, and even the ones with girlfriends still think like the rest of us. I'd say we're just very unimpressed with women in general these days.

they take our jobs (literally)
they still expect us to all own houses and pay for everything
they all have cell phones and access to tinder
they ALL sleep around, we've caught them
I don't know who convinced women that being a whore was attractive to men, but its really not, and with modern expenses being so fucking high, men are already running on very limited patience. The amount of people I know who have been married and divorced within a year (always the woman who initiates this) is staggering.

Sneed

>wake up
>go to work
>come home, jerk off, play vidya, watch movies
>sleep
>repeat

whoa, i've hugged people before but i would still say khv because it was not in a sexual or relationship kinda way - maybe that does not make any sense though

nope

Cope harder roastie.

You say that because you can't get a 6'5 nordid chad who also happens to be a billonaire. Since most of them will prefer younger and more beautiful girls.

And while it is true that men have lower standards at that very high level (true chads, true millonaires) you see that they always date hot girls.

lmao I don't give a shit, men are scum.

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18yo virgin girls don't exist, counting out those who have some weird religious reasons to preserve their virginity. Even ugly hambeasts just fuck some weirdo to satisfy their urges. With males it's a whole other story though, if they're not good looking alpha leader types they actually have to try to get laid so it naturally takes longer. I lost my virginity with 17 but I actually know a guy who lost it when he was 20 or 21. Poor bastard was so desperate at that point that he went for some fat niggress I believe, weirdly enough it still gave his confidence a pretty big boost though. Despite all that his girlfriends after that were still ugly as fuck, I think once you settle for 5/10 or lower you can never go back, what a cruel life that must be

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31yo here and have never done it

Except that one time when i was 10, she was 8

lost mine at 17

what the fuck delete this

I just think most women, specifically current day normies which make a large part of them anyway, genuinely don’t give a fuck about men. They just see men as a cool tool or accessory so they can compete between them. They’re not any happier than men since they are very shallow and entirely dependent on image.

>tfw kissless, hugless, lookless virgin

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Who thinks of these crazy ideas?

haha

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lel what the fuck

i might be a kbv at 28 but at least i don't have that retarded attitude

>weird religious reasons
oof, imagine being this far gone

this

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Die mad, fag.

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You can kiss a hooker when you pay her extra.

Hugs aren't really sexual, more just affectionate. I'm sure a girl has given you a goodbye hug or playful hug before.

>its the hourly incel thread

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(You)

That sounds extremely disgusting.

We run this board

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They do exist and they live among us, can't change that

says the aspie literally mad at 50% of the human population

>because penis in vagina sex is a meme

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I just don't even care anymore. The idea of a relationship at all, the idea of making time in my life for anyone but myself, the idea of being intimate with someone and completely compromise my privacy....I want none of it.

Women mean nothing to me except for aesthetic/fap reasons. I don't feel any urge to go out and try to meet any or get them to like me.

What is this? It's not asexuality, because I'm attracted to women. I'm pretty sure I'm not autistic. I'm not a psychopath because a psychopath would manipulate people for sex. But something is clearly not normal about my brain.

This movie is actually fairly comfy with it's generic Not-Tupac soundtrack and slightly too warm lighting. I've seen it like a dozen times and it's not even a good movie.

>tfw wear a fool-proof normie mask
>everyone thinks I get puss on the regular, hang out with the boys, and live a normal life
>but in reality
>come home and sit on my pc until I fall asleep
>watching kinos, anime, cartoons, and playing vidya
>no sex for past 10 years(26 now)
>bought a $350 sex doll torso from Japan to add to my small onahole collection

Yeah I'm basically an incel. I can't talk to women in a romantic/sexual way. There is literally no spark to ignite anything so the conversation never surpasses surface level. I'm just a boring plain man.

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I need an emotional connection honestly. The “women” who push the prostitution meme have shown that they realize their value is solely on sex and have nothing of value to contribute to society as a whole

I know three of them.
>swoon and turn beat red if you glance in their general direction
>I have to maintain a certain distance from them so they don't become uncomfortable
>one of them hops a few inches off the ground if you hug her

They're all 21-26. I kid you not.

To bad men like Chris Evans won't ever go near your disgusting mudflaps, am I right?

It's just that these concepts are so alien to us that they might not even exist.
The mere thought that other people go to sleep and there's an entire fucking person an inch beside them every single night is beyond me.

Women don’t commit to anything, even suicide, it’s just a cry for attention for them.

I didn’t used to be this way but hope is something that i find offensive now. I’m not rich or dark enough to have it I guess

Depends on the hooker really. Contrary to all expectations they are actually very clean people, cleaner than most persons who actually need their services.

Chris Evans takes his pleasure from the boy anus.

I meant so far gone in your godlessness

10/10 bait. all these retarded replies

>There is literally no incentive for women to have sex
You're absolutely right. This is why we need to designate women as property again, because otherwise our species will go extinct.

Well that bait didn't took off as you expected did it

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Where does one go to find a prostitute? For research purposes ofc

It's legal in las vegas.

tinder

In third world countries like western Yurop degenerate prostitution is rampant you can literally just walk into a building.

In the United States of American Prostitution is rightfully outlawed. Lest the incels find a way of relieving themselves instead of shooting up schools so they can push gun control laws.

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I recently got cheap tickets to vegas so I will be going.

Redpill me on how this works, is it like a number I just call and request cunny or do I have to go there physically?

>because otherwise our species will go extinct.
Don't think so, incels might have their trouble in procreating but simultaniously Chads will produce even more offspring and that with multiple women. Also arrogant hambeasts like the one you quoted will continue to hump their pillows or turn lesbian. If you think about it it's natural selection at its finest.

>if there are 50,000 males without a gf, then theres roughly 50,000 females without a bf.
HAAAHHHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

10/10 joke

I agree the human species doesn't need my mental issues.

I wouldn't know how things go in the states, shit is weird there I hear. In europe there are legit whore houses in literally every corner, whole streets are deticated to them too.

>Female virgins are disgusting 300lb whales or deformed and mentally ill
>Male virgins are shy and dont get out much

What a crime, we should hang all the male virgins.

it is not legal in Las Vegas
there are brothels in certain counties, but not in Clark Country which Las Vegas is in.
Escorts are there - yes it's rampant - but prostitution and soliciting prostitution is still illegal. Understand this.

any girl getting good dick will go on birth control to keep getting it. or use condoms.

so what's the deal buddy? why isn't your gf trying harder to have sex with you?

our species is far from going extinct, I don't think thats ever going to be an issue.

depends on how you define "finest"

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you're obviously a closet faggot. you're jacking off to literal dudes, no wonder real women don't do anything to you

itt: insecure incels with no life experience hate women: The Movie: The Series: Remastered

>I just don't even care anymore
>still makes this post
>probably spends hours every night lurking these threads and proclaiming how much he doesn't care

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Websites.
TNABoard has some pretty good stuff, though it's pretty state specific.
Megapersonals if you want some cheaper trashier shit, but with some quality mixed in too.
Eros and other generic escort sites are dicey, but they can lead you to escorts with personal sites. Much more expensive, but top quality.

Or just do what we all know you really want to do and hit up TS4Rent you fag

>entitled
>anti-semitic
>uses words like "sexual economy"
gee i wonder what went wrong

>Bob
>Not even one of the options on the board
you fucking shitlord

>with no life experience
wouldn't they love women if this were the case?

Oh I agree, I know people who started human production as soon as they were 18 and haven't stoped since. Those people are usually dumb as fuck. Then again can someone really call himself smart when he isn't even able to get himself a girlfriend? Social intelligence is important too, in your day to day life it's arguably even more important than your actual intelligence quotient.

are you trying to shame me into leaving this website? IS THAT YOUR OBJECTIVE??

That has more to do with niggers outbreeding everyone else than it has to do with chads.

we have this thread at least 4 times a week

>tfw 0 IQ social intelligence

This isn't a problem actual grown ups have, sounds underage as fuck.

only 4 times? thats not bad actually

>Social intelligence
A nonexistent thing made up by feminists.

this movie has some pretty okay tits in it

>incels and normcels fighting
Very nice

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>Escorts are there - yes it's rampant - but prostitution and soliciting prostitution is still illegal.

What's the difference?

Then how come there are people who have an intact social life where they hang out, share interests and fuck each other on a daily basis while other people including most likely you have no friends, no social life and are eternal virgins venting on an online image board?

Escorts are tricky. Don't be a retard around them, they'll rob you blind.
Also undercover cops.

People here are just plain stupid. Being able to string together coherent sentences doesn't negate that. The bar is just that low.

You sure she isn't having sex with Jamal?

you can get around the cops with a video camera. Whores won't care if you offer them an extra $40 to film it, but cops will.

>Don't be a retard around them
Like get shitfaced drunk or what?

I just wanna get laid but not get arrested. Why is this so hard.

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This is another loophole
>pay girl to star in porno
>set up tripod next to bed
>have at it

Reminder that you whites are being replaced. Bred out of existence.

Sorry but it's illegal to be a virgin after a certain age in America. If you get caught you get put in the virgin cell.

no, the complete opposite actually, theres more white people on earth now than there ever was, and the same goes for every race. Some races are more populous than others, but all these years of relative peace and really kicked our populations into overdrive.

Travel or move to fucking europe. Your country is a joke if it forbids prostitution

>paying hundreds of dollars to fly across the world to pay $50 for a blowjob from some cunt

It should really not be this difficult.

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this
go to canada, it's legal in certain provinces. save your neet bucks though.

The police in Vegas don't like the wild tourist mentality. If they get the sense you're whoremongering they'll find a way to bust you.
Correct. Don't take them back to your actual hotel room. Don't leave your drink with them. DO NOT be shitfaced with them. They are out to get as much money as they can from you, for as little effort as possible, and vanish. They know how to take advantage of stupid tourists looking to get some action.
If you are so desperate to bang a hooker, take the drive to Bunny Ranch in Sparks.

I'm 26 and fear this is happening to me.

>no, the complete opposite actually

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yes. also there is a boob ocean

you fell for the statistics jew, I understand. on a percentile level it seems like white people are being "replaced" but with raw numbers thats not the case at all.

So you never even tried, huh? Why not?

This triggers the incel.

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>cuckime

you don't understand ratios you fucking retard

Dude you are faking it 95% of the way. Just give faking that last 5% of the way a shot and you'll be golden. Whores are stupid. I believe in you. God speed user

Percents are the only thing that matter. If there are 1 billion whites but also 99 billion shitskins, whites are still fucked.

EROS + your town name in google

>Lost mine at 18
>Here I am at a 98 Kill count at 30 and I gotta say there are times I wish it’d stayed lower
>But most of my numbers are just busting nuts to forget about exes so bitches ain’t shit

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You just gotta use this motivation and asexuality to better your position. Go out socializing without the intent to get laid and when ppl see you’re being a better person you’ll meet someone who you will get wood constantly for

based if true

It's probably because these people are stupid that they do so well. They just take what comes along and don't think about or give a shit about the consequences.

I know a chav from high school, just to take one example. Sexed-up retard, would spend his time circklejerking (literally) with his buddies, posters of half-naked girls everywhere, felt compelled to show me his dick every time he had an erection, etc.; prime husband material, clearly.
First thing he did when he got old enough to fuck was get roped into a relationship by a chick smarter than him who 'accidentally' got pregnant. Now he has three kids (one with downs, and one with downs AND a heart condition), a bunch of pets, a house, and he's chronically depressed and on welfare because of it.

These people don't end up in these situations because they're intelligent in any sense of that word. They end up as miserable people with broken families and lives they hate, but they don't manage to kill themselves until after they've had enough kids to carry on the line, and our society currently doesn't identify these people as detrimental to it and punish them appropriately. Which is not a very difficult problem to solve, incidentally, though it would probably involve reverting back to a less individualistic society, with structures like e.g. 'the grand family' replacing the government & welfare system as your safety-net; some structure, in any case, that's able to tell you "no" when you come begging the way a government can't.

It really is just stupid of us to give *anyone* who needs it free money for fucking up their lives. But that's how the government rolls.

I understand ratios perfectly, and you're wrong. you can't be "bred out" if your race is more populous than its ever been.

all my friends lost their v-cards around 18, my first and only time was with a prostitute on my 21st birthday.

no user, the great replacement is real! my gf lauren southern told me so! Daddy Molenuex and Papa Sargon tell the truth!

>normies
fuck off normalfag

I mean this is true. Have you ever noticed how lesbians are pretty much never goldiggers? Women tolerate men because they are much easier to extort for money by withholding sex. I really am tired of sexuality in general.

20 for me.

It was easy. I said "what is the worst that could happen?"
asked some freshman girl if she wanted to make out. was squeezing her flat chest within the week and peeled apart her vag the next. we were never "dating" or broke up, we both found someone else. she works at the dollar tree now.

>heh, every single person that needs help is exactly like this one dude i knew one time a long time ago!

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It is, and I’ve fucked literal 1’s to perfect 10’s. It’s amazing how easy it is to get some if you have no standards and just want to lose yourself inside someone.
However it’s left me jaded and alone and I struggle to find commonality with women now
My advice is don’t go my route because once you realize the same tropes work on all women to make them sleep with you they all seem exactly the same and expendable

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Just look at the black community to see our future. Is going to get worse for everyone. There won't be any big comeuppance for women just a continued descent into societal collapse.

This too deep for the low IQ crowd. Incels don't really exist most virgins past a certain age don't care that they are virgins. They care if there are decent women to be with.

if you can convince all those people youre a normalfag it shouldnt be hard to lie your way into some qt's pants.

Back in my day these people were called losers.

>drunk chubby chick at bar found me funny for some reason
>went to her place
>after long discussion I told her I was a virgin
>she said I should save it for someone special
>I just said nah I just want to get it over
>proceeded to have sex
>almost vomited in her bathroom once I realized what I'd done

lel im not talking about "bred out" im talking about "replaced" you fucking idiot

"replacement" implies that people are being taken away or sent somewhere else, that is also not the case, the populations of our countries are simply increasing. You think 350 million people in america is alot? it will reach 1 billion in your life time.

Why would anyone who can fuck perfect 10s also fuck 1's? Don't get me wrong I'm not a sexless virgin or anything, in fact I'm very satisfied with how things are going currently but I have literally never fucked a 10 in my entire life since I just can't seem to reach them. I would never ever fuck anything below a 5 though, I just can't imagine that it's worth it, not to mention that it's pretty disgusting too.

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There are no actual 20+ year old virgins here, are there? How is that even possible?

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Are you me? I'm 26, never lie to anyone about my virginity, am a thin intelligent anime fan, am not mad in the slightest, and also voted for Trump.

kek I had something similar
>16
>virgin
>meet some girl on a myspace knockoff site
>says I'm hot and I should come visit
>she's a year older and lives like 3 min drive away
>horny af
>she's kind of chubby but good chub
>go over
>get laid
>turns out she's 15 not 17
>held back a grade because she's incredibly stupid
>her 11 year old cunny sister was smarter than her
>she was loose af because she got raped daily by her step dad from age 12 to 14
>was able to fit my whole fist in her puss
>once I realized how dumb she was and she started talking about marriage and children on day 2 of knowing each other I noped the fuck out
>see her 5 years later
>she's an obese landwhale

That event was almost 10 years ago to the day. I haven't had sex since because honestly, it wasn't that good.

At least, that's what I tell myself.

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Why are underage twitter niggers so afraid of writing fuck?

I'm sorry, what?

In a nutshell booze and low standards when you’re vulnerable
You can’t always pull hotties bro and if you have a high sex drive sometimes you just gotta man up and take one for the team
Also tinder girls often are less attractive then they look. A 6 usually drops to a 3 when she’s at your house

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl.

Lost mine at fucking seven.

Are you guys really virgins? it's so fucking easy to get pussy, is it that hard for you guys to just not be really shitty people?

Lucky

this but with getting a job

I have had sex though, can't seem to find a fucking JOB, IM 30

AHHHHHHHHHHH

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if they were really shitty people, wouldn't they just rape girls to get laid?

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If I hit 30 and don't lose my virginity I unironically might consider it.

This post is satire for you glowniggers.

rape doesn't end your virginity

I'm just antisocial. I have like 3 friends who are the same people I've been friend with ever since elementary school and they're all male.
I don't enjoy casual talk at all so that's already a huge red flag for any girl that tries talking to me cause I'm naturally bored by smalltalk

Pleasant way to say you were raped

Again, why would a super Chad who can fuck 10's ever be vulnerable? If you already fucked a few of those I imagine it's fairly easy for you to pull 7's or even 8's on a regular basis pretty much low effort. I don't understand the mindset of even going for anything less than a 5 when you're out clubbing or if you tinder. Also if you fucked 98 women I imagine you can hit up at least a few of those for round 2 if you are going through a dry period when it comes to new material. I mean sure, the uglier it gets the less effort you have to put in but I would think I rather fap than degrade myself to fuck a hambeast or something with an appaling face

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>is it that hard for you guys to just not be really shitty people
I am probably too nice and polite to everyone. I am so boyishly polite while interacting with girls that they would feel weird for remotely getting sexually attracted to me

The less than desirables are not fucked wen I was all there haha
I got dumped and I just shucked the first piece of corn that looked at me

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I think user is trying to point out you don’t have to be a turbo chad to bang dimes. Most girls just want a genuine guy who isn't gross af