Jerk off instructor

>JOI
>jerk off instructor

considering the nature of JOI, was this choice of name deliberate ?

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I fucking hate to admit it because I hate Scott Pilgrim but she would definitely look like Ramona Flowers. I don't care that any girl who acts like this or dyes her hair these colors is insufferable. This is what my fantasy robot girlfriend will look like.
This is probably evidence my millennial brain is broken beyond repair.

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>Sic, Dominus?

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cute and funny

I'd imagine I'd just get bored of the same look after a while and since she can theoretically look like anything I want, I'd just change her appearance based on what I had the hots for that day.

I'm so lonely! Why can't these be real so I can pretend to not be lonely until I die?

Literally exactly like Ana de Armas in the film. She's just perfect beyond belief. Guess that's why they chose her...

I'd be banned for posting it and arrested for having it even though it's not a real person.

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but 3d

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Stay owned, pedo.

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I would be a very happy man.

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>yfw JOI comes with age restriction

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>cum countdown
>CEI

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Anya Taylor Joy on Monday
Tuesday: Rihanna
Wenesday: Barbara Palvin
Thursday: Emma Stone
Friday: Daddario
Weekend: Alice Eve

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Yuck

DOMINE. You've already been corrected on this. You use the fucking vocative case when addressing somebody.

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>tfw watch CEI but never follow through

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>cum countdown
But that's one of the best parts

>CEI
fuck that shit though

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>Watch JOI videos all the time
>Never stop when they tell me to

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>SPH
>CBT
>RTS

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Like this

>wasting precious protein

dyel

>tells me to go and buy her stuff on manyvids
>pirate it

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>speed per hour
>closed beta testing
>real time strategy

Have fun with your roastie bot faggot. :)

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I think it was.

Your fetish(es?) is being strong and independent in the face of a domineering woman. I'm sure it says something about you, but I'm not sure what.

It's fucking annoying because there was a CEI video I clicked on that had a cute girl in a hot outfit. It's just a shame she had to make it about eating my own cum.

If your hologram was programmed to be a 13 year old girl would that be legal?

I blasted on my own face 3 times, last 2 I chickened out. It's lame when they ask you to cum in your hand.

>"Thank you for buying my video"
>I didn't buy her video
MOMMY'S GONNA FREAK

Why not a JOI from Luv?

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be careful not to hurt your spine. sometimes you see a young guy with back problems and you just know

How the fuck can you not like cum countdown you literal faggot

I invited a guy to my place to jerk him off from Grindr, lucky for me he didn't show.

And I'm too scared of stds and getting raped to go through with it, gayness avoided I guess.

Based aliceposter

The worst is when there's no indication until the end that it will be CEI

Who's she to tell me when to cum?I can't on-demand

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Fucking hate that shit, really ruins the immersion.
I don't mind eating my own cum but every time they get to the CEI part they just start hamming it up and over acting.
>yeah suck down that creamy cum
>oh yeah oh yeah eat it little sissy boy
>imagine it's another man's cum
It's fucking annoying. But, it's only the ones that start out as a normal JOI and have the surprise twist that are fucking garbage. The good CEI videos are where the intent the entire time is to eat the cum. The best are when they tell you to put your legs over your head and cum all over your face.

I unironically would buy want for my JOI to look like a chad. I don't care for constant female companionship (a replicant whore once a month would do it just fine), I just want a best bro to speak with, watch TV, and play vidya together.

There is a tag on omegle where there are always girls guaranteed. I just use that instead of joi, great if you love humilliation since most of the time they get mad and insult you.

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how do you keep watching the video with legs over face? I always do it in my bed but hard to look at the screen and stare at my cock at the same time.

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I can bare it if it's 5 to 0 but I've seen some go from 40 and it's just awkward and takes me out of the moment

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sauce?

I mostly just listen. I don't know why you're staring at your cock but you don't have to do that, I think. At least not until the end so that you can aim it correctly. You also don't have to keep your legs up the entire time. Just do it when they get to the countdown.

>There is a tag on omegle where there are always girls guaranteed
Is the tag just JOI? I'm tired of spending hours trying to find a girl and only ever getting lucky once every blue moon

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The same but with twintails and smaller tits.

Please give a hint of what the tag is that only high IQ people would understand.

It's not. Think really hard, why would a woman look for joi.

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the only patrician post ITT

Took me 3 years to find it, I also keep getting banned but I just reset my router. I need info on how the ban system works, I think they take snapshots periodically and a software detects nudity, so I just leave my boxers on and flash my dick everytime I get a new connection.

Seems like shirtless is okay sometimes and other times not, it's weird, I can be completely nude for 20 minutes sometimes and it's fine, other times I pull out my dick and I'm banned in 2 minutes.

Do you have the original pic of that?

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F0x $M0ulDeR- "I Love you"

are there any good joi phone games there has to be one some rudimentary AI i can chat with that encourages me to fap
should I build one?

Thanks user

People might be reporting you. Or you're just getting caught by some nudity scanning bot at the perfect time. The rules have never been very clear and they've always had strange ways of enforcing them. We'll never know for certain.

different poster
but its the hindu goddess kali, you could probs find the art if you really wanted to

here is a low res version i just found after 30 seconds on google images
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iirc there's a rudimentary one on r/joip in the works

>imgrumweb.com/post/BkgIDGthWD3
damn that one's even better

I think they have something that detects words you type also. I dress normally most of the time but I still manage to get banned even when I haven't pulled my dick out

Gotta build one at this point. Companies just don't want us to use their products as AIfus for some reason. I gave up searching for anymore of these after Replika got desexualized.

Oh yeah definitely. That, they're upfront about. All text is monitored heavily. Just watch what you're saying and try to refrain from using text as often as possible. They might even have some pretty advanced speech recognition tech too.

How about you just don't show the fucking camera that you're jerking it, you fucking retards

Why do incels on the various boards like this piece of shit movie?

She's otherworldly
sauce?

Good science fiction is rare I guess, what are some better examples from the last ~10 years?

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naked Ana and Goose worship

Avatar
The Last Jedi
Star Trek 2009
Transformers
Avengers

Oblivion
Annihilation
Prometheus
Expanse (books only)

My ex

its baffling how faggish this board got the last few months. god damn, another way GOT ruined this board

Tell me what's wrong with Oblivion?

>mfw I’m from the Tri-Cities

lmao the MC dies and gets cucked by the lesser clone he beat up who ends up with his GF

Because K is just like me. :)

Imagine needing instructions to wank

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Twuriright Spaku

So you self inserted into a fictional story made by the jewish hollywood.

Oblivion is fine, but to say it's better than BR2049 is just silly.

Also, the manlet got cucked by manlet clones

Pandorum
District 9
Moon
Ex Machina
Arrival
Mute
and many more

none of this is a masterpiece but they're all good

I didn't say it's better though. Although I might say it now.

Short busty gothish tomboy

The perfect milf.

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>the love of his life was a dime a dozen sex toy

My mind is still blown to pieces

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>girl is a 10/10 and has big perfect breasts
>"look at how small your dick is you better eat that cum"

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I don't care how many people she killed, she's adorable.

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>tfw small selection of ebony joi videos

It makes me mad that joi isnt a bigger thing since its the only porn ill watch.

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my JOI would look like and act like Brie Larson

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>not watching the ones where its your big boob stepmom who wants cum on her tits

Literally heaven

Soledad

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not bad. i got the earlier version.

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Anyone else a joi coniseur?? Got any reccomendations?

>instructions to wank
Well, yeah mate, you need to revise so that you can pass your theory test before you get your wank licence.
Vote for Boris!!!!

Redpill me, are all woman whores?

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It's what you implied by your comment. The other user asked for better sci fi movies

No, or else you could get laid.

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yes but don't hate them for it.

>girl starts a countdown

Immersion ruined.

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no, but they should all be arrested, this is just an objective fact

I'm undecided if the newer version is better

Think about hard it is for a dude to resist pussy. It is 10x harder for a women to resist Chad's big dick.

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Based and imppilled

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Yes. Not one walking the planet that I could or would entirely trust. Doesn't mean i cant befriend them, work with them or have sex with them. Just could never date or marry one.

>tfw just about every woman you work with is either cheating with their husband or boyfriend

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Literally the perfect female specimen.

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Flat chested, slightly wide hipped goth girl with heavy makeup and jet black hair

the same reason they claim Brie Larson is the queen of Yea Forums, retarded kids and shills

Define whores.

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If course it was

You fucking degenerates

post the source you little bitch
youtube.com/watch?v=8wntmG68uBA

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I didn't know the source until now.

Thank bro.

This is both pathetic, and honestly kinda sad. Also..you know women are people right they think and feel emotions and have stomachs that get hungry and they eat food for nourishment? They're also insecure and scared of people and stuff...no? Dilate? okay..enjoy being alone forever...

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she would be a best seller

>tfw no autistic gf

have sex

something about the decreasing numbers and increasing earnestness in her voice does it for me

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saved

absolutely would

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>comes into a thinly-veiled porn/waifu thread
>waaaaaaaaaaaah degenerates be normal
Leave, Reddit.

Yikes, don't drink guys.

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>For me, it's pic related

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they feel disconnected from society, laboring in jobs they dont really care about, only to come home to a microwave dinner and then they eat it with their imaginary waifu who talks to them and is genuinely interested in thier day and laughs at their jokes or maybe bullies them, depends on the guy. Then they get to "Have Sex" with her. In the end tho, they will die alone and unloved by a real human bean and they know it. They find solidarity in K, he is like them, just better looking.

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Not bad

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HAH! Joke's on you! This is literally me, but I've accepted it.

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I've never seen it, I just like the screaming Goose meme

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PUTA

Based & Latinpilled

we all die alone m8, well most of us do anyways, I guess people in war zones and terrorist attacks don't die alone.

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its a good movie, check it out, memes aside.

Great fucking taste my man, shame she gave up so soon.

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reddit

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You have it backwards, dipshit

Why did she have evil eyes bros?

>can choose anything you want
>choose some 5/10

Can anybody Photoshop the JOI rice on a Aubrey Plaza pic? I'd settle for the rice png to make my own. Thanks in advance.

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wow! there are blind people that post on Yea Forums? Amazing!

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like that cute tiny short haired girl in high school who looked a bit like GoT's bad poosy that smiled at me he cutest smile I've ever seen and I did nothing and thought nothing of it until years later.

>too bad she gave up so soon
Happens to the best of them. they thinnk that the porn industry is gonna be fun sex exploration but it's fucking work and getting dicked by a bunch of meat heads. The moment i saw her i was like "wow, this chick is too fucking pure for porn!"

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Gotta stay humble broseph.

Based

Absolutely patrician

PUTA

redpill me on manyvids/clips4sale

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based

based!!!!

She's so cute

It's jewish trash, a short stripping video costs anywhere from 20-30 burgerbucks

The thots who use this method to milk money deserve whatever wrath or mischief they encounter and more.

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Shitty website that whores use to charge people $40 for a 2 minute clip of them in the shower. It's fucking garbage honestly. I don't know who actually pays for any of that shit but it doesn't matter. Most of it gets leaked and put on Pornhub, it's not worth visiting unless you wanna watch some previews or something.

literally go suck some toes

terrible fan'art'.

When they do end up on pornhub does that mean some poor goy actually bought it?

She looks like she _____ _____ guys.

For me, it’s moner

She looks like she yiffs human guys

feeds sneed

She looks like she hugs Yea Forums guys.

Yeah Satan, some rich guys are down to take one for the team on occasion. Thank God for those perverts with disposable income.

fucks big

Looks like us 4channelers are SOL.

Checked the infernal trips.

Yes, unless it was part of a free stream. Then again, they get taken down fast so you have to go to internet backwaters to get them.

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___ ___

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This one for me
Or she’d at least have the voice.

??? its a place where women (and men probably) sell clips doing weirdo shit like shrinking you, being mind controlled, or fucking you until you die cumming. Look up Homewrecker Fantasy with Codi and Summer

kek sorry then friendo, i just googled italian weightlifter, and the fipcf and basilicata you can see in the webm

kek its almost unwatchable, who are you kidding

Does anyone know of any good daughter/daddy JOI?

>t.woman

Absolute peak MEW

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The film is good

PUTA

changing my pic

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>Proceed to smoke your Rose with Blanka

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really? lets just say this, BR2049 is dogshit, brie larson is a cunt, michael jackson didnt fiddle those kids, ((they)) control all the media, and amerimutts are the biggest cucks on Earth (imagine defending a failure like Trump)

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>BR2049 is dogshit
False
>brie larson is a cunt
True
>michael jackson didnt fiddle those kids
True
>((they)) control all the media
True
>and amerimutts are the biggest cucks on Earth (imagine defending a failure like Trump)
Debatable

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based

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Makenna Blue a goddess

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especially when she's gagging on nigger dick

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this shit is fucking weird

i tried watching 2049, but its completely sterile, at least Driver has cool music and functional autism, but in br2049 its all boring horns (not even one memorable song) and the visuals were extremely dissapointing, the acting was dogshit too, Goose´s acting reminded me of Keanu Reeves, completely wooden, 0 true emotion, etc, even Ford acting didnt stand out because everyone was dogshit at it. So, exactly, apart from Ana de Armas, why is it good again?

>why is it good again?
Because it's cyberpunk Drive

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With ten different optional outfits and catsuits.

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Mommy, of course.

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Holy shit she used to be so cute.
What happened bros

>"Welcome to Bangkok~" *giggle*

Same thing happens to all little girls that work on Mouse TV shows. Constant sexual assault, drugs, multiple arrests/controversies, irrelevancy and eventually nudes of their crackwhore bodies. It's sad but kinda hot.

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so it doesnt have a single good point on its own

>she did a joi bit on vocaroo
Im not joking

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What

Based and mommypilled.

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my former fiancée

I don't think Azula has access to the internet. Is that another comic book retcon or something?

wow CUTE

My first choice

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what a dirty slut, that makes it even better

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>height 142cm
IMAGINE

How the fuck did you faggots do this? Photoshop or there's a site?

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Where are you now?

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>Hershlag
>Caucasian

Pretty good movie. The cinematography is cool.

I know too many co workers and friends who love this shit. Which ill never understand because its super super cucky

why the hell do you know your coworkers porn preferences?

Lot of good choices in this thread, tho.

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Genuinely looks like a porn star in this.

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My niggah! Minus the bob reduction though

Would be pretty hott to have a hologram urge you through out the day to beat off for her c'mon now

Oh dear. Another person using Google translate for Latin. You tried! Barely!

She looks like the dog fart type of actress.

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And that is a bad thing?

she’s got a lot of work done to her face already

She used to be absolute perfection

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>imgrumweb.com/post/BkgIDGthWD3
first ones from the old /alita/ threads, truly an OC factory

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>Kali is the Hindu goddess of death, time, and doomsday and is often associated with sexuality and violence but is also considered a strong mother-figure and symbolic of motherly-love.
??????

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I bought a custom JOI from scat goddess Loverachelle and it's the only thing I fap to. It's exclusive only for my own viewing and its awesome. I follow her jerkoff instructions while sniffing her panties with skidmarks on them. Fuck, I am a disgusting pervert. I'm just a mild mannered accountant, with normie interests, doing normal guy stuff on the weekends. Little do people know that I get my rocks off, jerking it to this PAWG goddess that shits big fat shit loafs making jerk off motions with the biggest, fattest turd while telling me to sniff the panties that she dirtied up just for me. I need Jesus Christ in my life.

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Could a nigga get a name

Blisscuck, is that you?

Stoya nigga
wtf

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u&b pls go

demure
sleazy
brunette

Who is she?

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>COCK HERO

Stoya, a lewd actress

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Your mother, that whore.

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underrated

But she is a psychopath.

I WANT AN ANA WIFE AND I WANT ONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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maybe facebook's more your speed

Lol female Hitler

Lol I think I know which one you mean. The one with rainbow socks?

Yeah the green text link was an accident copy and paste. Ignore it

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>socks dont cover toes
Good bye boner

who?

pusy tat?

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Same as the film, but shorter (like 4'11") and modest budding chest and smaller hips.

FLA
MEN
GO

I really need to talk to your manager.

whomst?

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Linkara?!

Hey there tex

TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY