Lol I totally remember this happening to me hahah

I’m 43 and the doctor long ago learned to stop asking if I was sexually active. The answer used to be “nah not yet!” And turned into “no, no I’m not” in my 30s.

>It's okay if you swing that way, user.

Just the white and asian ones.

why is the mom a boy fox

If your mother didn't instantly walk you out of there and find another doctor she should have been investigated for neglect. That's how people die from malpractice.

>doctor asks if I’ve ever had anal sex
>doctor thinks I mean I’ve been fucked in the butt and asks if he used a condom
>spill spaghetti everywhere
>”no, not my ass! I fucked a girl in hers!”

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My doctor always did say like if “I am going to ask you a few question now do you want your mom to leave the room” once I was a teenager but you can’t say know because then she would just assume you are drinking or smoking or doing drugs or something

Not me

Most people don't know I'm a virgin and I've never been asked either

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>tfw haven't been to the doctor in 8 years

HEY LOOK, THIS GUY'S A VIRGIN!! HA HA
same with me.

Geez how many moms do you have?

Why would your doctor ask that? Do you have AIDS?

You totally sound like the autistic pepe frog meme

>'how much do you charge?'

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this happened to me and I had to embarrassingly tell the doctor I never had sex at age 28

He cute

i'm waiting for this to happen so I can say "no never had sex" and see if they are shocked or not

>virgin
>doctor asks about sexual history
>respond in a calm, straightforward way, no autism involved
>she asks if everything is alright
>gives me the "some men have 'issues' and are embarrassed to tell the doctor" speech
t-thanks

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Kek

I just want to fuck Sara Jay and claudia marie

they'll tell you to have sex

Based, owned and incetpilled

Are you retarded?

How does someone get to be in their mid-twenties without having sex? Shit's easy. Seems like you actually have to try to avoid it.

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save hex

>tfw 30 year old virgin
>haven't been in for a routine checkup since I was like 19 or 20 and one other physical examination for some issue around that time, so it has been many years with no awkward questions or penis inspections
>only time I've received non-dental medical attention since then was an emergency surgery
Feels good, man

hey

>virgin
>doctor asks if I'm sexually active
>say yes but always use protection
>probably fucking up my medical examination for the sake of embarrassing myself

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If a female doctor asks if you are sexually active and you tell her you are a virgin then she has to have sex with you then and there it's part of the hypocritical oath.

Women can literally smell it

>this will never be me
whats the point in living

>going to a female doctor
enjoy death

i don't want to wake up, pls kill me chinky boy

oh they know, so don't even try to lie about it if the day comes because they will smell your bullshit right away

I remember thinking I was fucking pathetic back when I was still a virgin at 19. I'm now 28 and still a virgin.

do americans seriously go to doctors with their mothers?

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Is that what the meme refers to? Seems like it refers more to slutty girls who have to lie in their checkups when their parents take them. At least that’s what the slut who sucked my dick for the first time told me. Never had this problem because apart from that masterful blowjob I wasn’t sexually actively at all in high school therefore the answer was always no. Though my parents both knew when I thought I got the clap in college and when I did eventually get mouth herpes. Casual sex is a horrible meme, wear condone and only fuck girls you love, learn from my mistakes

>natural casablanca
Fucking kek, thanks for the laugh, user.

Dudes, the qt Asian dermatologist I see every few months had me take my shirt off last week and said, "Well I guess you work out," and got all giggly. Am I in there?

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most americans can't afford to go to the doctors by themselves. so it becomes a family thing where everyone splits the bill. You can also get two for one deals and family passes for taking your whole family for a check up

I remember having to assure the doctor I was a virgin when I told him it burned when I pee. He didn't even have anything helpful to add and it just went away eventually.

Or have everyone awkwardly walk away from you every time you talk because your so cringey

I'd rather my sister

Wow, your doctor thought you were gay lol

>tfw buy season pass to doctor's office
>get sick on a black out day

every single time

I'll never know this feel because I will forever be cursed with the shadow of saggy chest skin plus gyno.

normies raus

>No, I just lie there haha...

Nice

This pisses me off the most, they can call me a faggot and get away with it by phrasing stuff like that.
>mfw my family would rathet have me be a degenerate faggot rather than the virgin I am

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Very unprofessional. Sad!

>be 29 years old
>still living with parents but am also paying rent/bills, its just cheaper to live at home
>doesn't matter to society, still live at home
>feel like shit
>mom literally won't stop being mom (this isn't a bad thing per se)
>still opens my mail and schedules doctor appointments for me
>have told her dozens of fucking times not to do this but obviously doesn't care
>get told I have a doctors appointment one day
>don't even want to argue at this point, 100% defeated
>go there and immediately tell the receptionist that my mom scheduled this appointment and I don't want to go through with it
>its a female receptionist of course
>smirks and condescendingly tells me "its fine, you're old enough to make your own choices"
>realize what I said and what was happening
>just stand there staring into the abyss for what seems like hours
>reluctantly give in and just get the appointment over with
kill me

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I wish I’d die in my sleep tonight, you should have done something animal or family related, I have a feeling most of 4channel wants to die

nice

They can. They can also smell dry streaks. One of my best hot streaks was after fucking a hooker.

What did hex do

This, the only reason I'd ever go to a foid doctor is to get easy scripts.

they dont ask if you're a virgin, the question usually comes in a "do you have a gf" format. I say "no" so i assume they know

This caused me to physically recoil

Based

>last week, my dad's adopted kid (non even memeing) asked if i have a girlfriend yet

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Take the compliment but don’t try and fuck her. You may succeed but it’s not worth getting metoo’ed over

All women are whores.

I know that girl who was into me was baffled to discover that I have never kissed a girl.

Related story: I was always weirded out by the whiteish bumps on the underside of the base of my dick. At college, we had a college nurse, so I thought: Fuck it, let's get them checked out. She asked me if I could show her, so I did. She couldn't decide if they were normal or not, so referred me to go and see a real doctor, which I did. She in turn tells me they are called milia (aka papules) and are perfectly normal.

Plus side: Got two women to hold my junk in two days.

Minus side: Had to tell both of them that I was a virgin with literally zero sexual history, not even a hand job.

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it's only a big deal if you let it get in your head

just own up to it man. Just say it's cheaper to live with your parents and you save money and you don't mind your mom doing things for you because she just wants to help.

Yeah, virgins tend to freak out over those white bumps but they are common and harmless.

That's a nice thing of her to say actually.

lmao

This our generation is fucked dude, chances are that chick lives at home or is getting partially backed by an orbiter. We’re all going to make it because we’re all fucked

In a back to the future scenario? Maybe.

It's not what the meme refers to

If she were 20, yes. She was cute. She looked like a cute girl version of me, and if I Marty McFly'd my way back in time, I'd totally make her my gf and never tell her the truth.

I wanted to fuck this one girl until I found out she was 26 and still living with her parents. Not a temporary thing, she'd literally never moved out even once.

Hi

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A generation of children
Arrested in their development

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for me, being unemployed and mentally ill

>"do you have a gf"
Never give a simple answer if she asks you this. Say something like "not really" or "I wouldn't call her a girlfriend"

Nowt wrong with that, mutt. Stay cucked.

that's the dumbest turn off I've ever heard of. you sound gay.

Fuck off normie

Ive fucked plenty of hookers and some trannies. Some of these were raw. Never had an std test though

Would a general blood test like you get during a check up pick up on hiv?

I got a GF while unemployed and with figurative autism

Doctor here. Routine questions really.

haha gross who would wanna do that

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Women ask that question so they can compare themselves to your gf. They want to see if she's prettier than they are.

you can have sex without having a gf you know

I actively avoid it.
I had a girlfriend for five years, but we split up in the end because I didn't want to have sex. It looks like I'm about to do the same with my new girlfriend for the same reason even though she said she didn't mind when we first started going out.

>spaniard
>Staying at home until 30 is both expected and demanded
>Almost no one owns flats or houses
Lmao, american parents cannot wait to throw their children out.
Not really, it's because living is expensive as hell and living with the parents is a nice way of saving money

Never been asked that either.

Damn you for you posting that. I want more but I know there isn't

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based

Yes and? Fuck off normie, all women are whores.

I went to see the doctor about a lump on one of my balls and it wasn't my normal male doctor it was a hot female maybe early 30s anyway I got a boner when she was feeling my balls

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Test

when you look at the world as a whole, it really is a stupid thing to want to distance yourself from family just so you can prove that you're "independent". Eastern cultures moved into our countries and all lived in the same houses, and guess what? they fucking own everything now.

I don't care for this stupid mind games bullshit. If a woman does that she's not worth interacting with.

it probably happens to her several times a day

That's when you smack the little shit. Right in the ear.

Yeah she just ignored it desu

Literally all women do that
See

Had a painful rash on my dick and had to take off my pants the nurse. First time a girl touched my dong. Very awkward.

Also the first time a man touched my dong when the doctor came in.

Actually it's the other way around

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They asked me this and if I had sex in the last 6 month when I donated blood.

>Almost no one owns flats or houses
Literally 84%, one of the highest rates in the world. I don't know who memed you but there: MEME'd.

Yeah if you have a normal family and you get along with them must be nice faggot
>Not really, it's because living is expensive as hell
Wasn't Spain a developed country? I live in argentina, the so called third wolrd and I rent my own apartment

I fap to a lot of mom porn, but have no attraction to my family members

Why do americans measure people's worth in sex?

I really don't get it. Going out with people and watching what you say, going out of your way to seek them is a big waste of time. I get up at 5 in the morning and come home at 6pm, going somewhere else than straight home means getting stuck in traffic for 3 hours more. At that point i just want to get some sleep, and during weekends to just do shit i like at home.

I fail to see how people simply don't care about all this waste of time and money.

Everyone stopped asking a while ago, and thought I was gay for a while, even going as far as trying to stealth hook me up with gay friends (this has happed at least twice that I caught), and then just sort of gave up altogether.

They all know and don't care. They do think of you as a functioning retard though.

Wtf are hot/dry streaks?

why do you ask your doctor if he he's sexually active?

he means the doctor ask him if he's not sexual active
>Are you not sexual active?
>No, I'm not doctor
>lol have sex
>ok...

Maury Povich shows you that having sex doesn't make you a better person.

lmao what the fuck, why didn't you just call in to cancel

even ghetto black guys are higher on the social ladder than virgin neckbeards. at least they have sex

>live in Miami
>have had girls cat call me while walking around the streets
It seems like it's my only way of having sex at this point but my instinct is always telling me no.

obligatory reply.

Our biggest fear is getting an STD without ever having sex. That’s when it’s time to call it.

Blacks are extremely social creatures. On bluetooth 24/7.