>father. It is pride month. I’ve decided to let you know that I’ve been jacking off to twinks and traps for months now that Leia has ruined women for me.
How does Vader react?
Father. It is pride month...
Connor Scott
Matthew Morales
me too
Grayson Campbell
>Luke, my son. Do not go down that path. I once walked down that path... and look at me
No father, there is still good in you. I feel the conflict.
>It is too late for me son. You don't know the power of kike propaganda. I must obey my masters.
Then my father really is pozzed.
Carson Mitchell
A Sith Lord would legitimately love to have a degenerate fag for a son as long as he tried to sire his own child every now and then. It would keep him trapped in the Dark Side.
Hunter Walker
Vader literally programmed a gay droid servant so I think he'd be cool with it.
Brody Bell
Carson Campbell
>C3PO - Human/Cyborg Relations
>Human/Cyborg Relations
>Relations
god damnit
Nathaniel White
>Son, don't make that decision so hastily, there's fine women out there just looking for the right jedi. For example, did Obi-wan ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?
Andrew Moore
Luke was literally a twink at least in ANH. Hes the type to fall for the tranny meme as well.
Isaiah Jones
this fucking film lol
Aiden Anderson
Do you ever think Vader looks at Luke and is troubled at how little he looks like either of them? Do you think he ever wondered if Padme cucked him for someone else?
Oliver Cook
>stop it, father. You can’t do this. You know I can’t control what my weenie likes and right now, that is petite twi’leks with massive cocks.
Aiden Myers
Everyone knows Obi-Wan is the father.
Jackson Murphy
>cuts off hand used for fapping
William Jones
>AHHH!!! BUT AT LEAST I AM LEFT HANDED FOR EVERYTHING OTHER THAN DUELING LIKE MY ACTOR MARK HAMILL AHH!
Robert Sanchez
Dude he just uses the forcejob
Samuel Martin
Charles Ramirez
Luke did I ever tell you about Obi-Wan Kenobi.
We were good friends, if you catch my drift.
Noah Moore
>But seriously son , didn't he ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was my exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
>Me and Obi-wan used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
>We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno son, you have no idea. And she was Obi-wan's good friend.
Jose Collins
more like pound me too amirite?
Carter Gray
>This. This right here is why you were abandoned on a desert planet surrounded by sexy twilek women and girls in skimpy bikinis
Wyatt Diaz
i'm jacking it right now, i wanna suck darth's big black cock
Brandon Bailey
Kekd
Connor Hall
How likely is it that Biggs got a little drunk one night and shoved his ship into Luke’s hanger thinking he was Camie?