I check

>I check

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Why wouldn't you slow play that? He's not worried about two kings or two aces coming up. If someone hits one, they might bet big.

As he should you brainlet

I thought you weren't allowed to check when you have the nuts?

I liked when Jason Alexander pretended to cry to induce the pregnant woman making her lactate and leave the game
>pokertube.com/video/celebrity-poker-showdown-s05-ep02--part-2
At 22 minutes

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>pregnant woman
I think she actually had just given birth

I have 1200 hours across both Poker Night games and still don't understand poker, any form of it

Only on the river when youre closing the action with the actual nuts

check the nuts is turbo pleb bait in the poker world. Fish think its smart to do because they think they can trick people into staying, when in reality that only works if they are complete braindead. Its also probably super obvious depending on his position, and with 4 players, almost definitely. The correct play most of the time is to bet, because otherwise you aren't getting money anyway, and at worst setting yourself up to go broke, and blame it on bad luck when you let them outdraw you for free. Bad players tend to overthink poker and think that its way more about bluffing and deception than it actually is. Checking there is not game theory optimal.

Why was poker such a huge trend in the early 2000's?

Check THIS

>leans back

sorry bud, here's how it's done

proto-boomers thought they could make a ton of money, and it was back when being an "emotions vs math player" was still a conversation. probably a good 95% of poker knowledge and strategy came after the year 2005. Watch WSOP and shit from the 80s and 90s and its absolutely cringe inducing. People playing 5c/10c play better today.

This son of bitch, all night he check, check, check. He trapped me!

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>All in

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that flush tho

>watch Mississippi Grind
>immediately panic every time I enter a casino
I could never do poker, shit is way to intense.

>game theory optimal
found the brainlet.

have sex

*folds a great hand*
*goes all in with a deuce pair*
*loses horribly*
*flips out*
*digs himself into a hole*
*makes your poker video 100000x more entertaning in your path*

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I’m going to need a video link

B A S E D!!!!
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*falls for the "lol i didn't look at my cards" trick*

pokertube.com/video/celebrity-poker-showdown-s05-ep02--part-2

starts around 22:00

What's the most populated poker website to play? Global Poker seems ok but the population is very low.

God Damn how can one man be so based!

How haven't I heard of this movie?

Can I get a list of gambling kinos anons please

Based Teddy

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>enjoy mahjong and blackjack immensly
>don't understand poker at all

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I flop

Ghey

call

Weak

hey buddy ever consider the fact that the big shot celebrity that's busy with his actual job doesn't have time to practice poker every day in preparation for some charity poker event?

A bet here is an intriguing line here for even a mediocre player, but because he doesn't play (and more to the point, everyone knows he doesn't play) a bet screams that he hit something. A player as bad as him isn't going to put a bet out there with two overs or a flush, so he should absolutely check.

>online poker fags

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He was too busy thinking about all the pussy him and Weinstein were getting to pay too much attention

YEA, TELL'EM

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random retard won main event and shit went viral

George Costanza in real life

>Women can do anything
>Women are strong and better than men
>Women can't play poker as well as men after having a baby if the man makes crying noises

He calls Chris Kattan a pussy and he takes it like the playful actor he is.