I go get refills and pour my large drink into my tub of popcorn and throw that shit into the air. sticks to everything. fuck wagies.
Theater etiquette
Robert Turner
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Parker Lee
>buy a soda
>it's extremely watered down because they intentionally put in too much ice to save soda
>save it for the entire movie as the ice melts and slowly drips down the side of the cup all over the cupholder
>during the credits slowly pour it on the seat and leave
Ayden Sullivan
Waaah, it isn't fair, I shouldn't have to do work to get paid.
Jacob Bennett
Based and hilarious. I’d do the same thing if they still made movies worth seeing in theaters.
Asher Cooper
I would love to take him to work with me one day. He would never complain about his job again.
Levi Fisher
what do you do?
Elijah James
Chef at Wendy's.
Camden Ross
I'd just like to posit that as a Social Security Disability Insurance recipient, I've been appointed as an arbiter of tax dollar spending and it's my responsibility to strength the economy, small business, and job growth. If I went out to buy a Big Mac instead of eating fresh and local, I'm putting your tax dollars right into the pockets of McDonald's who's probably already evading taxes to begin with. If I went out out to the big chain cinema to see a midnight premier of a film instead of waiting until the next day with the local cinema, I'm putting your tax dollars right into the pockets of AMC Loews who's probably already evading taxes to begin with. If I went out to see a terrible blockbuster film instead of one more deserving of success, I'm putting your tax dollars right into the pockets of Disney who's probably already evading taxes to begin with. They get your tax dollars no matter what. When cinema trashers do their civic duty, they're increasing the big chain cinema's overhead and necessitating additional hires to take care of it. That's creating jobs, that's keeping money in the lowest levels of our economy, that's putting money right back into the pockets of honest working class citizens, THAT's the REAL trickle-down economics: forcing megacorporations' profits to trickle down to those below them, not unlike the half-finished Pepsi I tossed onto my seat. #VoteWithYourTrash is responsible, #VoteWithYourTrash is righteous, #VoteWithYourTrash is the new punk.
Aiden Thompson
>chef
>wendy's
lotta balls for a burger flipper, nigger
Christopher Garcia
Whose tax dollars?