What did Jiro mean by this??

>be aspiring japanese sushi chef
>have to spend 5 years learning how to make glorious nipponese rice before you can touch a fish
wtf is wrong with japan

He has children so yes he's felt a vagina

You people don't appreciate supply and demand. There is demand for some chink massaging an octopus for 8 hours a day and you need to accept it

its actually 10 years

Does the caloric intake of his shit come even close to 2000 kcals for men?

800 dollars for 200 calories of fish and rice and he takes some off for the ladies. He really is a relic.

Autism literally.

At least watch the documentary before you shitpost about it you zoomer cunt.

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Bro, it's a 20 course meal. White rice and meat are high in calories.

I didn't know it was a 20 course meal.

>Feeds them less
>Still charges the same amount

Japs are crypto kikes

And they actually eat it!

DID YOU WATCH THE MOVIE

>sushi-jiro.jp/dining-at-jiro/
>Right now, at Sukiyabashi Jiro we serve only the omakase tasting menu. Jiro Ono makes the sushi for all customers. The omakase tasting menu served at the counter is determined in the morning each day and served in order. It consists of about 20 sushi pieces. That is quite a large amount. However, Jiro Ono takes care to make each piece smaller for older woman customers. Please eat the sushi soon after it is placed on the plate in front of you. Its flavors are at their most exquisite when the sushi has just been prepared. Because "nikiri" onions sauce has already been brushed on the sushi, there is no need to dip it in a saucer of onions sauce.

>We spoke with three foodies who have traveled to the sushi mecca and eaten Chef Jiro Ono's 20-course omakase menu, which costs around $300, or 30,000 Japanese yen
businessinsider.com/get-reservations-at-sukiyabashi-jiro-2014-6

>Because "nikiri" onions sauce has already been brushed on the sushi, there is no need to dip it in a saucer of onions sauce.

this old asshole jews people out of every shekel.

>preparing fish by not cooking it

the trainee wasnt even allowed to do that. he cut veggies for a few years then got to make some sort of egg shit. probably had to spend 10 years before all this learning how to sweep the right way.

>20 course meal
>its actually just 20 tiny pieces of sushi
lmaoing @ ur life

It's all very simple
>Gyro is an 80 year old man who has had to deal with roasties for all of his life
>he realizes they genuinely get treated to more gifts, and get spoiled by men on dates
>he realizes their value comes from their fuckability and less calories would allow them not to gain weight
In short he knows not to spoil them even more as they live spoiled lives, and to keep their bodies in check so men will still get enjoyment out of them.

He also does this out of principle because fuck roasties. Jiro knows no female could ever handle the intensity and strictness of the business he runs, and therefore righteously respects them less.

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No honestly, I just got my information from Yea Forums shitposting which is.... admittedly very dumb..

He fed millions.

You subhuman that's a course. Do you expect a tray of burgers as every course? Fucking subhuman americuck

A piece of sushi is usually somewhere between 39 and 75 calories, making that meal between 780 and 1500 calories.
sushifaq.com/sushi-health/calories-in-sushi/

The average Japanese woman is 5' 2.6" and their average weight is 116.6lbs. The average recommended calorie suggestion for a female of 5 feet and 2 inches and 116.6lbs is 1473 calories.
calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html?ctype=standard&cage=25&csex=f&cheightfeet=5&cheightinch=2&cpound=116.6&cheightmeter=180&ckg=65&cactivity=1.2&cmop=0&coutunit=c&cformula=m&cfatpct=20&printit=0&x=60&y=13

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>Sees an japanese men bring their bitches on a date
>realizes their female stomachs probably can't fit 20 courses of sushi in them
>serves them smaller pieces to ensure they don't waste expensive fish, and the men's money
BASED AND NIPPILLED

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>If it aint 3000 calories i aint interested!

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he's smart because he doesn't want these women to get full quickly and waste time and money.

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20 course? Yeah, eff sumwun asks me eff ah wan' twenny burgers, Ah say "uv course!"