Love Island General: New Girl Edition
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where's 190
Post pics of all the girls.
I don't watch this shit.
You know what I'm just gonna say it
This series has been absolute SHIT
Third for Hayley a cute
CUTE
This is what chloe should've grown up to be
the pic that saved /lig/
Lucie's bum is looking pretty droopy here, not gonna lie
It is what it is I suppose
>tfw Charlie from last year dated both this girl and lucie
>dat black ass
God sent
How ca-n whit#d women even compete?
>literally two men kissing
>Curtis still the gayest thing in the pic
Join us @ twitch.tv/mr_darcy_
WAKE ME UP
SITTING
ON THE EDGE
that's possibly because he is a literal multi-millionaire
going see a mate in germany and im not sure if im gonna be able to not talk about the war
>It's easy to write the Love Island set off as a bunch of airheads, but Molly-Mae is no fool. Word is that she's already got someone repping her on the outside who's checking up on media outlets that have scoured her social media for stories, and issuing a £150 invoice for any pictures they've lifted from her Instagram without permission.
Top kek
they meme it, youll be good
nah its possible cos hes based af
Curtis is 100% gay, right? I know plenty of metrosexual people but he takes it to another level. There was a point where he was literally straddling and massaging Tommy, and another when he said 'the guys can get it on' and purred. Intensely embarrassing
Strong edit
>le no eyebrow man
Would tickle those pits
Why isn't there a love island game yet?
FOLLOW MEEEEEE
Is it really that hard not to fucking duplicate threads. Just search the goddamn catalog before you create a thread.
There is, have you not seen the advert?
BRAAAAAAP
Why did Muggy Mike kill himself?
Yeah too many people trying to win and not hurt their brand. Needs more chadams
This lass was an amazonian in wonder woman
C H E B S
This girls wearing a thong, she’s basically got nowt on
How do I get a Black gf Yea Forums?
shit arse
screenshot this post
A proper game like the sims?
That was the cringiest edit I've ever seen.
Pretty sure this was the first one desu, I checked the catalog and this was the only one that came up when i ctrl+f "/lig/"
mugged himself off
Curtis is sweating bullets
Where is her waist?
wtf
what happened to the black man, i haven't watched this shit in ages
Being a hedonist doesn't actually make you happy
Curtis’ over acted reaction to the new girl is such a fucking meme
Kicked out for raping
can i get a rundown on what this show is about?
was it anything like the kino that was "escape club"?
Got cunt punted out
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
If a girl is wearing that is it still "sexual assault" to hug and grab ass?
Analbella?
New girls tapped into heart and soul
He did a shit in the jacuzzi for banter and some of the islanders complained so he got kicked off
forgot it on the plane lads
Amy is fucking rank
How tall is this girl????
Amy on suicide watch
priceless reaction
what's wrong with amy
Based Anton
200IQ psychologists study the normie condition by unraveling their collective unconscious before our eyes
Based anton
Surprised there haven’t been any slutty Polish girls on here yet
Cheeky nazi salute from her then lol
GWARN ANTON
Anna is the worst looking and has the worst personality - debate me
Anna looks shite next to the new girl
This girl is the hottest girl in there right?
can't wait for them to grab a brick layer off the street to spice things up
Me when I see dubs
Anton is visibly thirsty
Truly /ourguy/
Can't argue with that
she's too stereotypically attractive, to the point where i'm not attracted to her
anyone with me on this?
Yes
reckon anton is incredibly based because hes been on /fit/
This new bird is built like a fridge.
WHERE'S JOE
>so attractive she’s no longer attractive
???????
No you bent cunt
Alright Curtis
Yep. Elma was the fittest imo
Making breakfast
>Tell her I've got a big willy
Tommy with the ontological questions
BUTTOCKS LIKE A RACEHORSE
Anton sighted barefoot next to 5’9 Anna and 5’7-5’8 is confirmed for our Scottish prince
100% with you on her
i get what hes saying. i feel like ive been overexposed to women who look like that since early childhood
Not bent but Anton has gorgeous eyes
based
Stop saying fanny flutters you rank cow
100% with you, she's hot but characterless and unatainable
Lucie is threatened
sick arse too
Have sex incel
I mean I’ll take stereotypically attractive over most of the munters in the villa
I'm 5 "6 and my gf is 5" 10
Women are pure memes just ignore anything they ever say
why does Maura put so much effort into making sure her face is a different colour to the rest of her body?
innit, she's so unattractive. Reminds me of a hot girl at high school that for some reason always burped and talked about 'guy stuff' like how big the dump she took was. Made her revolting in my eyes
I think it's a bit of a coping mechanism, my mind knows I'll never bang a stereotypical 10, so it tells me i'm attracted to slightly different or flawed girls
D R U M P F
Every woman would look like her if Germany had won the war lads.
Yewande doesn't like Danny she's just wanting to have a couple
>never trust a man
WHORES
This girl might be alright, she seems down for a chat unlike Anna or Yewande
Name one munter
inb4 Anna
Amy is clapped, how did she get on this show?
Anna Amy
She's Irish all the birds are like that here
never trusts men but is completely fake
Would love a cheeky titwank from Anna ngl lads
he did a poo....in the pool
fuck russel howard
Anna, Amy, Yewande
>never trust a man
she'll never find love at this rate
>>everyone's head could be turned just coz she looks good
Always a nice reminder you're better than these animals
Molly Mae doesn't do it for me
'go 'za?
Just get two Poundland footballs lad. she's totally synthetic
Commercial Time Amazons
Arabella is too out of the league of the boys. Needs someone like pic related.
Amber today
OHNONONO
Amy is fit wyd
A cheeky wee hotdogging t b h
Maybe we’re not so different after all
Thinking about nipping down to pizza Gogo during the break
.. you know what? I just did. Mmm this is proper tasty
No, I am not. If I looked like Adam I would shag every slag in the world.
ahahaha fucking kek
kek
what the fuck breh
Extreme Cornetto lads
/box/ which boxer would clean up in here and be boss chad?
this is why he'll never be champ
Are the reactions in this show real?
AJ
OO OOO WHAT IF MAYBE
sometimes that type of pizza is just what the doctor ordered, you can stuff yer wood-fire Neapolitan margherita up yer arse
This is extremely obvious
Lets go champ
stupid ass beard, looks like a total nonce
Ted Cheeseman
only Maura and Lucie are real people, and at least Anton is self aware
based Tango
vitali
KNIFE CRIME
Prince Naseem
Tyson Fury, Tommy will never be near his half-brother. He is literally half the man he is.
Eubank Jr
Tyson Fury. Put the leglet in his place.
Butterbean
>>All the girls idolising Arabella
Weird. Just give it a day til she stops wearing make up
Chris Eubank Junior I reckon
RIGO
imagine the smell
(semi-ironically) it's 2019 and they still haven't dropped some benders in there
inb4 Curtis
Arabella = pure arse eating material
kek
Tbh I bet she doesn't look that bad without makeup, compared to some of the others
time to Yewande to get mogged
In their prime or now?
It's called Love Island, not Shag Me Up The Arse Island
Would be quite funny tbf
Leo fuck you wakanda. That said Arabella needs more hips
aesthetically lmao
Based Amber kicking Micheal. Endgame couple.
Yes Danny my lad, time to leave that prudish nerd behind
Arabella's Chebs
That short black guy last year was some kind of queer, the one that came in with Paul
state of yewande
Ne one likes ya you scruffy gollywog
Dumb Deano show
This is the post
She been mogged from the start, as not best black girl and not best ethnic girl
Yewande is such a bitter virgin, this is how some of youse sound.
Format would be messed up if there were gay people mixed in there with the hets. If they did an LGBT version that could be quite cool
Even my legs are bigger
whats the appeal of eating arse, its literally a hole for excreting dirty smelly disease ridden shite
What the fuck was his problem?
kek Yewande is losing it
Wande
or A'bella
I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna date ya date ya date ya date ya
That's why she's our girl.
Is Yewande there to attract the femcel audience?
t. Virgin
It's where I belong
Going to Amsterdam next weekend lads should i exchange currency at the airport or before? Will the exchange rate at the airport be shit?
fuck outta my thread
prime
Hope Danny gets on with Arabella. Fuck Yawakanda.
this thread is weird with all these short one line posts and minimal images
Based Arabella cucking the paddy nog abomination
Exactly
forbidden fruit innit
You only eat it fresh out the shower desu
>Molly stirring shit again
actually warming to mono-tooth molly ... wtf is wrong with me
>Coupled with a guy way out of your league
>Don’t give him anything to work with
>Surprised when he leaves your ugly ass for a model
>”I don’t trust men”
Maybe you should have known your worth
Wakandas such a negative bitch.
Give the boy the cold shoulder and act like it's over before you've bothered. Get back to the plantation
You're weird
Yewande is a fucking moron. "All of this is his fault, none of my behaviour towards Danny can have had any bearing on him losing interest in me"
is yewande an incel?
>She wants reassurance
HAAAAAAHAHAHA this is what you get, bitch
it always is, havnt you travelled before?
Just a reminder to ignore the 190kg thread he makes when we reach the bump limit. the one thread survives the whole show
/lig/ need their t-levels tested if they think Anna isn't a bit fit
Danny MUST stay with yewande to reaffirm that blacks belong with blacks to the young impressionable female audience
Lmao
welcome to lig get used to it pal
Why are all the girls near 30 this year and all the lads are 20.
Next year Oldje island?
shes /box/
Yewande is such an introverted nerd and it shows
Any /trans/ lads on the island?
you're a wrong un, any darkie blood in you?
grim
Not since I was a nipper
Lads the reason you cant get gfs is you dont get the 'vibe' girls just dont feel your vibe when theyre with you. not because youre short
reminds me of /cric/
based thread is weird poster
Usually m and s is best rates
Reckon this is the post
Imperial
Glass Armour
Archmage of Cyrodil
Based Michael
MILF island when? nobody under 40 allowed
true
As if Yewande treats Danny like shite, and then when he gets no affection and she basically shuts him down, when he retaliates to this, she comes with the whole "men are trash" argument
Manipulative girl
Daily reminder this whole world is made for attrractive and extroverted people, if you aren’t one of them then you’ll always lose.
All women 35-42
All men 16-21
Would it be kino?
/ligket/ when
yeah and through that mental health-care bullshit out the window tooo
yewande is just a girl alex but the scientist instead of the doc
Nah, 40-something horny milfs and load of 20-something lads. Shit would be absolute sex kino
yes (YES)
do you guys trim or shave your ballsack?
She picks anton next btw
Gwarrrrrrnnnnn our lad
compare arabella to yewande. not even the same species
based inverted pyramid head giving sound advice to ngubuwe
insted of Chad the main lad is called Jordi
The young impressionable girls that watch this show are already exposed to massive amounts of jewish-run media. I dont think its gonna make much of a difference lad
Shave it all clean, wor lass doesn't like hair in her gob when she's slobbing on my balls
i use a beard trimmer on it. feels weird but not in a good way but im not letting a razor near my balls
shave
This will only make it more painful when she cucks him for Danny.
>>Mommy island
>>What's your type Colin?
>>Mommy Hendricks
Shave ballsack, trim everywhere else
why is everyone in fast food adverts black?
it's not gonna work out, anton is pic rel
what are the logistics of shaving your bollocks?
i had one removed to expedite the feminization process
Does it not get real itchy and stubbly?
It’s every advert. Britain is 70% black now.
Knowing your audience
Do you shave it all off? Don't want a 12 year old looking cock
What if you shave your ballsack and accidentally catch one of the nobly bits inside and it gets stuck in the razor
Can imagine you’d be off to a&e
Michael best islander no competition
Not if you stay on top of it
Don't think she's manipulative just self sabotaging
AMBERS CHEEBS
Tom looks so desperate, he's pathetic lmao just eyeing down his phone waiting for a text
sling cock over shoulder and work it with an angle-grinder
go on Anton my son
anton is like the new rule about having to interview one black manager. he gets the interview to be nice but never gets the job
micheal is a bro, like a btec wes or something
They dress so boringly
>she has to bend down to kiss him
The state of manlets
>Punished Anton is going to be spurned again
He’s never going to find happiness
Amber's chebs today omd
Hope Anton doesn't fuck this one up lol, if he tries to be cool that's gonna be cringe
Praying for Anton lads
>tfw ginger with dyed hair
>gf doesnt know im ginger, has dissed gingers multiple times
>have to wax pubes
literally ourguy, we DO look better in 3D
anton looking cute today
think they're made to dress a certain way, can't wear branded clothes, might have a boohoo deal etc
plus they're just your standard lads so
its 1:30 in the afternoon.. why is this show on right now?
Yewande's done for
She wears heels too though, why rub it in?
What social class do Deanos belong too. Are they Chavs larping as lower middle class or lower middle class on the verge of working class?
I don't know. I think he'd be a bitch of things went going so well for him
good bait
Eh? It's 9 30pm la
Where is yewandes forehead? Pull ur wig up love
>"Put the mayo down Tommy!"
He's at it again
Middle class Millennials whose parents are formerly working class or well-off working class eg plumber or electrician etc
he means in the show
Meanwhile:
is it a social class thing or a personality thing?
>yewande scared he doesnt like her
>get told he does you just have to tell him and be honest about how you feel
>yewande gets butthurt and tries to ignore him
WOMEN
i wonder why she hasnt had a bf for 3 years
bit of both
Based 170 master race
Yewande is quite immature... Like a schoolgirl
>Scared too do anything with a guy
>Tantrum when they go elsehwere
Anton with the deep fried Mars bars
Lower-middle class, usually with tradesman heritage so they have a working class base
upper working to lower middle
This makes sense why they still have a lot of Chav characteristics but have somehow slipped up the social mobility ladder a little.
shes got a 3head
definitely class. people on benefits cant be deanos, neither can upper middle and above
Shits sad breh
its 1:30pm on the west coast. there is nothing on my tele right now. is it an online show?
she actually seems to like Anton
she better not let me down
The game was rigged from the start
don't think she's doing it purposely, just a bit awkward
probably a bit overwhelming to constantly be around a bunch of top shaggers
Anton's adorable omg
phwoar
>thank you so much for picking me
dont try and be too desperate anton
Britain was a mistake
Remember how we all initially thought Danny wasn’t really into Yewande and was stringing her along? Oh how the turntables
Still waiting outside for Lucie
Truly the best of times
Anton is too short for her. I'd be surprised if a love Island girl would pick him
>tfw have a deano m8 but didnt know how to pigeon hole him until this general
Episodes are filmed day before from UK time
Deanos are working class but with money.
They have big tvs and a unusually nice car
Anton Tommy Michael broship
ATM
There's a yank in the Love Island thread fellas! Let's get him
Maybe Yewande is autistic? I mean she did go to uni 2 years early so that suggests socially awkward genius
What is the appeal of this program?
Kem won at 5’6
i just realized its a UK thing LOL
no wonder this thread is so foreign to me
Fuci yourself Wakanda
they dont have money, they pay installments on everything
Wande needs a kick up the arse
so who do we reckon has the best minge lads?
>with money
with massive debt
One thing I find interesting is that Deano and Chavs tend to enjoy the same sort of trashy media.
It's all on credit, out of work for one month and they're ruined
MAURA KEKING YEWANDE
>Maura trying to get with Danny
WORST TIMELINE
Have we had the Olay onions ads yet
Lucie, seawater slowly trims the labia
its entertainingly stupid
plus if you're in the uk its something to talk about with other people
Why is Yewande such a bitch, she is batting way out of her league with that guy and she acts retarded. Think she might suffer from extreme low confidence.
Are you dense? Is this bait?
All the contestants are British, did you think it was from and based in the Czech Republic?
Maura is single handedly saving the show
Is the secret to becoming deano getting everything on tick?
nah they want people to think they have money but really earn like 18k a year and cant afford their own lifestyle but are stuck with it now because if they change the image they have in their own head will fall
Taking pleasure in feeling antipathy to the mongoloids on the show, it's a british thing
Who'd be last woman standing if a scrap kicked off?
I'm in the UK and still have no interest in it. I'd rather discuss football and boxing.
If I could start again,
A million miles away,
I would keep myself,
I would... find... a... way.....
this boots ad makes me feel a little sick
they mingle. a lot of schools are made up largely of deano kids and chav kids - its not unusual for them to be friends
THIGHS COMING OUT
2 mins left
manlets always do well because the public likes an undersog
/ourmanlet/
i literally know nothing about it. someone linked to this thread from the /bb/ thread. ive never watched a second of it or heard any of them speak
Northerner talk singing is the fucking worst. Reminds me of that sausage roll song
Lel get off your high horse pleb
i reckon Anna could hold her own
no shame in shagging a big woman, yer father did it, you'll do it too
the drama and backstabbing
also watching ironically to pity how retarded the contestants are
plus the girls are cute
Lucie has not yet lain with a man. She is pure of body and of heart.
Fuck off mate. This dreg shit just doesnt tickle me fancy.
why are you in this thread then?
Yes, they spend a good 30% of net salary on that leased 4-series
why are you in this thread lad?
can discuss all 3 mate
Haha imagine having to inhale Yewandes farts in bed at night when you’re sleeping together guys haha oh my god the shame haha right I bet it’s really pungent haha
We built this city
We built this city on sausage rolls
Built this city
We built this city on sausage rolls
nastygal sounds like a pornsite, if i was a mum i wouldnt let my kid shop there its just too slaggy
same
based /box/lad
Manlets are an identity group who band together for their guy like gays and niggers do
She's extremely inexperienced with guys so she doesn't wanna look desperate, but by doing that she's fucking herself in the ass because she doesn't realise being COLD to someone actually doesn't make you mysterious and it makes THEM cold
loool that was proper jokes. Love that, might share it with Smithy again haha x
cameras on your phone
Yet no supplementary motion power in phones
*makes plans for literally every man*
do y'all think deano would be more likely to compete in horse shoes or ride the bull at the rodeo?
Just cos it sounds like a porn site doesn't mean it is lmao, it's actually cleaner than missguided or isawitfirst
gotta love maura, spicing shit up
I like how Maura is honest and actually says what's on her mind, and not what the other girls would say behind backs
Maura is based and redpilled
Yewande going doc mode when
based
the smartest person in here desu
she is 23 and she seems like she has less experience than me a 22 year old neet who has only had one girlfriend
Maura going for the throat
Go on lad I'll deck you
already have and i didnt get an erection for 3 weeks after
Maura is a nasty bitch, she's carrying this series, love her x
Deano is a top lad and legend to all of his mates so bull
There's a club if you'd like to go
you could meet somebody who really loves you
so you go, and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home, and you cry
and you want to die
Our girl Laura
Ok my days Maura
Her intentions are clear desu
Have him mate
>horse shoes
are you a phoneposting subhuman?
they might go to a horse race and bet like 20 quid then lose
banter
>>keeps me on ma tops
Brains permanently on auto pilot
the thing is though maura's got the right idea
let's be real none of these people are actually that close, they've only known each other a couple weeks
might as well fuck around and see who you like the most
What is Tom doing there? Doesn’t speak
No girls wants him
>Anton getting A V O I D E D
GAYS ARE HUSBAND MATERIAL
best girl ... would fug cos evil .... bet should would take it up the arse after a few drinks / lines
The amount of cologne these deanoids put on is mad
tfw many nights back on the night bus from north london after a night on the town, not having pulled, listening to the smiths
Dunno why they all make such an effort just to sit in the garden and chat, id honestly just wear a tracksuit
>>marry the homo
snog marry avoid lel
producers obviously planned that
real people say fuck marry kill
That's why you're not on it mate
literally forgot he was here
Honestly forgot Tom was on it. Has he even had any screen time this episode?
>>Danny has got craic
When?
because theyre on camera. theyre dressing up to get their photo taken and put on hello magazine
It exists
a real chad would strut down there balls out
White:
>joe
Was hated by the public, called an abuser
>Curtis
Gay
>Tom
Quiet, no personality
Hmmm really makes you think
(Tommy and Anton aren’t 100% white so don’t count )
Fuck Maura
Marry Lucie
Kill Amy
GO ANTON YOU SWEATY BELLEND!
no siree i meant what i said. you'd think y'all brits would have more respect for our culture after we saved your asses in two world wars
Who the fuck is Tom
Fuck what a depressing existence
HOLY FUCKING BASED
David Beckam, Paco Rabanne, D&G, the list goes on...
I bet Anton's mom regularly sees his willy
shit post not how you use >
based Maura
Anton gonna blow it with his desperate pleas lmaoooo
They're on love island you mental case they're not going to wear their dirty trackies
Virgin School with Yewande
>ywn be pounced on by amber and her chebs ...
Anton has got 0 sex appeal when he opens his mouth and I love the lad. Fucking hell.
any /joop/ boomers in here?
Can't I play as a guy in the game?
is this problematic? telling an autistic POC how to act?
>Danny goes for Arabella after Yewande’s progress
>Yewande goes nuclear
Cannot wait
What happened to Amber ‘I don’t like black guys’?
Whosever is on my face
Yewande redemption arc?
NOOO DANNY. YOU WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCK YAWAKANDA OFF
Next years pupils: Yea Forums
got that for Crimbo from parents
>danny with the double denim
alpha as fuck
shes worse than alex
yewande is autistic
trap island when?
WTF, is getting someone to kiss you really that easy?!?!
Fuck sake Danny. As if Anton is going to end up with Arabella
>does absolutely nothing
Is Tom the new Callum?
LITERALLY FORGOT THE OTHER NEW GUY WAS HERE WHAT THE FUCK
Sassy Yewande is quite hot
Heartwarming stuff
Literally every time when a new girl comes in, the girl feels threatened and relationship progress happens
Women are children
Why did Bailey never do any titfucking vids? He got the rack for it
is who the new who?
Not racist, but when darkies kiss, their noses don't touch...
Tom had exactly 1 line so far
lool
Why did they call Joe an abuser?