Get outta here you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!
Get outta here you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!
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>Fuller! Go easy on the Peepis
That's right, I'm not gonna wet the bed, I'm gonna piss right on your face, Kevin, while you sleep. And you're nothing you can do to stop me.
*slurps*
Yes(recording sounds)Yes
Did he actually think Kevin went into the bathroom to watch him shower? Why didn't he tell Kevin's dad his son was a queer?
Get outta here ya little faggot, or I'll shove my cock up your ass and piss so hard you'll turn into a yellow water fountain!
We know a cat who can really do the cool jerk
Well, this cat they're talking about
I wonder who could it be
'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat
The heaviest cat you ever did see
When you see me walking down the street
(Hey hey hey)
When the fellas want to speak
(Hey hey hey)
All the business they wish to whisper it
But they know I'm the King of the Cool Jerk!
You guys laugh, but when I was 7 I snuck in on my uncle taking a shower (I was a kid, I thought seeing people naked was funny) and he got so mad he picked me up and fucked my ass like a spinner. Really messed me up for awhile
SUCK BRICK, KID.
I was scared of the inflatable clown when I was a kid. I would run out of the room during that scene.
How did Kevin literally not murder his family? His dad was the only person that wasn't a cunt to him.
>ONE
>TWO
>TEN!
Hold it right there!
YOU'RE COOKING FRANKIE
This is the concierge sir!
That is New York, Sir!
:O
SUCK DICK, KID
Is it me or does Home Alone 2 get more threads focused on it than Home Alone 1?
Get in here you nosy little pervert so I can slap you silly!
Little harsh for a kids film.
There's an insane GUEST! With a GUN!
What's the matter? Store didn't accept your..
STOLEN CREDIT CARD!
Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
You been smoochin with everybody
Snuffy, Al, Leo, little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...
IT’S A LIE
I surrender...but my tommy gun don't!
is this toothbrush approved by the national socialist workers party of america?
jesus christ, raimi
*ding*
NIGGER!
SHOPLIFTER!
what was his problem?
>raped by uncle
>really messed me up for a while
DING DANG DONG
Absolutely underrated post
I knew it was you. I could SMELL ya, gettin’ off the EVEVATA!
A BAT CREDIT CARD?!
Yes(recording sounds)Yes
Home Alone 1 pls go
All Home Alone is welcome here, provided it is Home Alone 1 or 2 only. So really not all Home Alone is welcome here.
kek
>Home Alone 1 or 2 only
not even for the teen Scarlett johanson?
No.
You have a Home Alone thread in June? What kind of idiots do you have posting here?
The finest in New York ma'am!
The finest on Yea Forums!
DING
DANG
DONG
Why marv turn to skelton
Beat that you trout sniffer.
Jesus, I think Raimi went too far that time
I find it funny that Home Alone 2 follows the exact same plot as the first one except in New York. Not that it makes it a worse movie or anything.
I'M NOT APOLOGIZING TO BUZZ, I'D RATHER KISS A TOILET SEAT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Who wins?
It's a classic old school sequel. A total rehash.
If you can survive late 80s early 90s central park homelessness, you're not losing to some faggot with a shovel
fucking based
Look whatcha did you little shit!
Jesus Christ Raimi
You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sour cunt, your dad's paying good money for it.
Based pigeon lady
Can't beat a good snow shovel
I wasn't really raped, just fucked
I get this stuck in my head out of nowhere all the time.
Ah
the hideous cap!
So it was consensual?
Acey said 10%
I chuckled when he appeared in Detective Pikachu.
Cheapskate.
The poultry sector got this scene banned in South Korea.
WOOF!!!