Yeah! You DO look like someone who likes to Fuck & Suck. *giggles*

it really depends on what kind of loafers he was wearing though

This except unironically

did he go too far with his vendetta?

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he should have burned calories instead

ok granny

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Fucks sake

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who hurt you user (formerly did good)

2 MEMES in 1.

huh... seems like I underestimated you

[laughter stops]
[audience whispers and some of them boo]

congrats, you just lost.

NEXT

nice

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MORE TIME

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the best is something like

>so...I'm like your pimp or what?

-prints in the mind of the audience that what Ornella said means she is a whore
-it's a funny retort with out saying something outrageous
-It's funny because it's true in the context of the scenario (she asking to go with leo and jonah and telling jonah to go after they arrive in the room)

formerly sane

We'll get em next time, lads.

I want to unironically exteriminate all sneedposters,

Oops!

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we’re just razzin ya

anonis right, sneedposters should be doxxed gassed and shot

cringe

This but unironically

DAAAAAAAMN

>so...I'm like your pimp or what?
That's lame. No one would laugh at such a limp comeback.

Wheras you just look like someone who likes to Feed.

talktotransformer.com/

Maybe we can use this to come up with a comeback?

SNEED IS StILL FUNNY

>Ornella you are a beautiful woman and I love you. Your love has made my life my greatest joy because so many people are so accepting of one another, you are the most amazing human being. I can't wait to see you again soon. She said her goodbye before leaving behind her car. She was wearing a black and red skirt and high top

She then spoke of her plans to move back home from Japan, as well as her plans to travel the world with her husband

She said her husband and children don't understand how difficult it would be to leave

And she added that no matter how painful her separation had been for her, she would always love her husband and children

She then wrote: 'She said she would always tell anyone to do whatever it takes because everyone is going to be okay but everyone has a role and I love how everyone is supporting me with their love and support'.

When asked to share her final words, she responded: 'She will always be my sunshine. Thank you so much. This was so tough. I really appreciate all of your support. I will let you know soon.'

She also posted this to her Facebook page on Friday evening.

Ms Toh, 33, of Los Angeles, said she has been in love with the couple for more than 10 years and has met him while attending college in his native

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>Ornella: My sexual fantasy would be that we would meet up in a hotel room at night. We would chat, you'd make me laugh, you'd make me laugh a lot, and then all of a sudden you'd bring your friends DiCaprio and Brad Pitt... and then you would leave.

>Jonah: It would be like, I am the lead character in an indie film and you are playing a doctor.

BTFO?

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What should Homer have said?

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Wow the two worst memes of all time in one thread

This actually works. It would completely diffuse the situation and nobody would admit that they have no fucking clue what he meant.

Sneed.

Have sneed

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ITS NOT FAIR

Sneed, Feed and Seed.
Chuck, Fuck and Seed. John, What?
The scene as it opens will be familiar to me. We get an old woman telling Chuck he has some seed left on his tongue and gives him some new ones. We also see the woman eating some seeds before giving Chuck a pair of new ones and a packet of seed oil in his hand, a clear indication that Chuck has no interest in eating his new seed in a controlled way.
What has really changed is the way Chuck sees the world around him since he started going into it. After witnessing what Chuck has done to make others see him as a monster, there is no longer any reason for him to remain in this life. He has begun to take action, and he has taken on the responsibilities of a man to help the weak and disenfranchised. So it is important for him that he do just that, so we can see the results of the action he and his wife take as they see fit. We see Chuck's decision to feed the hungry is more effective than helping people he sees as undeserving . He has begun to see his wife as the world's greatest woman and as such has begun to be more honest at times which makes him look like somebody more worthy of helping.
He also has not seen it coming.

>That's funny because I know Leo and he wouldn't even look twice at a cunt like you

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Great thread, guys.

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Savage.

trips don't lie

Sninge

wow, now i feel bad for him.
youtube.com/watch?v=MZKiRRYNn1s

>cunt
And then he gets branded a sexist and his career is destroyed

>You think Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio would sleep with you?

Ask it kind of inquisitively and add some laughter and then move on to a new topic without giving her a chance to respond. Simple.

He should take notes from The Eisenberg.

youtu.be/6AU2TaP4UGQ