Oh boi here we go

They play creampie russian roulette, he phones her up for unprotected on a random day of the month.

>HOT SAAAAAAAAAAAUCE

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>Imagine you saw her leaked masturbating videos and that's all you see of her as she talks
>Imagine you're actually across from her

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Aubrey Plaza is really WEIRD and...AWKWARD. I love it!

>tfw Reviewbrah was almost a guest on Hot Ones a few years ago, but scheduling issues happened
>Reviewbrah never got an invite back again

Fuck this show

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OMG THEIR HOT SAUCE COLLECTION IS NEARLY AS LARGE AS MINE!

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where are the proofs?

All I know about this woman is that my wife touched her ass on a webm
She is kind of retarded

The fact that you guys actively wait for this trash to come out shows how fucking retarded you all are. I can't possibly imagine caring about such worthless shit. I almost feel sorry for you all.

The only person in Hollywood, other than Leslie Nielsen, to ever make me laugh.
As far as I'm concerned, top waifu

No. Why would I know what you mean? Are you a farmer or something? What the hell, user.

You don't give up, do you? What happened yesterday? Did you clock 6 hours again?

Don't ask how we feel about you replying with that

how good is the hot sauce, sauce?

hot

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This show has a great concept but fucking sucks. Sean Evans is a fucking robot.

have sex

>It's the best hot sauce, boss.

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Based and quad-pilled

Reviewbrah in the comments:
reddit.com/r/TheReportOfTheWeek/comments/ajfw0p/would_you_like_to_see_reviewbrah_appear_on_hot/

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAACE

he could probably get a few pointers from fallon, right?

Why does she have to snort milk? What?

Why is it onion now to like hot sauce? I enjoy a little spice on my scrambled eggs and on my rice

you mad sauce boy?

This series was good when they invited literal who's, internet memes and comedians
Now they invite rappers, basket niggers and Hollywood stars on tour promoting movies
Sean is bored out of his mind, because actors have boring lifes and they usually are pretty much empty inside, and don't want to be there

Since when is hot sauce a numale thing?

t. a guy who doesn't know the MCN of First We Feast.

if numales like thing, i dont like thing
i am based

Numales have had a hot sauce obsession for many years now. But as with beards or whatever else they latch on to, it would be stupid to let this association taint the whole thing.

That’s just a waste of a fine, dairy product.

Girls only have two holes, though.

favorite guests?
for me:
>shaq
>gordon ramsey
>bill burr

posting in troll bread

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Are you talking about complex inc? What does that have to say against my point? Complex is negro central

>hot sauce? Sure I’ll have some ketchup

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theres that meme that white people can't deal with spicy things so..
spicy = ethnic food = eating spicy is progressive

Henry Rollins

Ramsay has already been on.

I want to see Steve1989 on it.

>this triggers the incel

Am I the only one who thinks all "hot sauce" tastes like vinegar, food coloring, and chemicals? What happened to all the cool sauces that used to be on the shelf, there were so many and they all had unique and interesting flavors. Some were tomato-based, some were mustard-based, and so on and so forth. Now it's just EIGHTY MILLION CUMVILLE UNITS OF HEAT but they all taste the same. Vinegar. Straight vinegar out of the jug.

I only eat wings with dry rubs.

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So naughty. Someone should spank her for being a naughty girl.

Someone get Texas on the horn and let 'em know they're falling prey to California liberal brainwashing.

Wil is based as fuck, he’s clearly ahead of the curb. He has obviously operating on a futuristic level of irony no one has been able to comprehend. He’s like Sam Hyde, but instead of dropping cringe redpills, hes dropping rainbow pills for thinking men like me.

its been negro central since day 1.

thats what it has to say against your point.

>wh*Te "people"
>hot sauce

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I agree, I want flavor not super crazy extreme heat.

what race is vegeta there?

>imagine her taking it on your face

Saiyan

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Do they? Do they now?

I want to have a sexual relationship with her feet

Sounds like you’re the mad one chief

this guy is definitely a pimply filipino danny devito irl

>Oh boi here we go

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holy checked!

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I'd be a shame if her career died before she showed her bush

Halle Berry was a qt when she was on and I'm pretty sure she didn't even take a sip of water.

blogpost but once drink 1 or 2 dl of death sauces or something similar as dare while drunk. thought i was gonna die. stomach burned like hell for hours and pissed fire the whole next day.
haven't touched any " crazyextreme heat" shit since.

There was no semen so she had to settle for milk

persian

you think girls who do the hot wings enjoy the abuse?

If you can eat spicy food with no issue its pointless

chillis just taste like peppers without capsicum so it doesn't add additional flavour

Its like bragging smoking killed your taste buds

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Sean Evans is literally incapable of speaking normally instead of in quips. He also makes Nachos like Ja/ck/ would by which I mean when he was tasked with making nachos he made a fucking chip casserole with a pound of pickled peppers on top of it.

I dunno, I make a salsa with carolina reapers that's pretty good. It's more sweet than anything, though. What people do is strip away everything that contains any amount of flavor and just process the bits that contain the most heat.

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why, just why?

yes, maybe?

I don't know.

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i would not hesitate to drink the milk out of her nose

Reverse angry dragon, kinky

Checked but did not kek

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Something...something...BLACKED!

>hot ones!

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spicy make hurt in the nose so she snort to calm nose hurt yes

Shut up Wesley

scarjo

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user...

great taste

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blocked

can we get a shorter version that cuts off when she puts napkin to her face before that fag is shown, i need it for ... research

Look at that mom pudge

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Eric Andre

Wanna lick that pudge

Based and pudgepilled

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>AUBREY PLAZA

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You’ve been having bad hot sauce. Hot sauce is better used in cooking rather than as a topping to be frank. Using it as a condiment is just a band aide for a spicy crave

Oh god! I wasn't supposed to fap ten times today.

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A half decent table sauce like Yellowbird Habanero or Crystal is a fine condiment. I'd treat them the same I would mustard or horseradish sauce.

so this is like facialabuse for ?? kids??

>one number away from whatever the fuck the 6 number word for dubs is

sextuplets

Daaaam boii

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Has it honestly always been Aubrey and not Audrey?

They only have nigger nobodies unless people badger them

oh yeah. good job user.

It goes singles, dubs, trips, quads, quints, sexts, septs, octs, nons.

They have 9

Future President Hillary always carry some hot sauce in her purse.

the digits become me!

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You named them, lol.

>We're attacking condiments now
It's amazing, onions pretty much lives rent free in your head.

well, pardon me, mr gucci loafers

Hate this thot

i want to have a non consensual relationship with them

>artist draws himself white

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Portuguese hot sauce has lots of vinegar. Piri piri became popular due to Drake so maybe other companies started copying it

The reason white people dont have spicy food is because they were able to properly preserve their meat. Spices were historically used to hide the taste of rotting meat.

I can still remember my
Old friend Todd Squelati
I watching him snort a
Milkshake right up his nose.
He slurped it up the left side.
Blew it out the right side.
How he ever kept it down,
I will never know

No.

I didn't know that was a numale thing. I thought the numale thing was to try and work your way up to ghost pepper challenges as some type of internal masculinity because its usually only manlets and fatties who were also on the beard train doing it. Along with IPAs and all the other soi stuff.

kek, now it's funny.

just finished watching this, first episode I watched on my own

god i want to live there

based

Yes.

Tinashe because I want her to snap my neck with her thighs haha

based

haha fuck white people, white people are so shit fuck them. Also fuck blacks, too.

She's absolutely insufferable. No idea why people like her. She's not even attractive.
I'm absolutely insufferable and nobody likes me.

lol imagine the height of your career being The Big Bang Theory.

I like sriracha, I put that shit on everything.
Gives me the shits though.

imagine sucking her sweaty toes as a joke hahah

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>puerto rican
I honestly never figured. I just assumed she was Mutt™

>milk in every hole

I think I've seen that on pornhub

Spices also slowed down the decomposition

Bros, her personality is unique but if you're lusting after a woman with this shape you literally just need to walk down the street.

Look at this guy, he's absolutely seething. Why does hot sauce make the autists rage?

someone knows about the ranger shot. good lass

Haha I love Aubrey Plaza!! She's so random and quirky and down to earth!!
Goth girlfriends am I right fellas??!

No.

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but do you have a vaginer?

Snorts what

Based and checked

he doesn't know

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This is urinocially based

post bouncy.webm

The Audrey Hepburn of our time

would definitely hold hands with

I gotta admit I liked her way more after this interview. I had no idea she actually had a personality, she's usually so guarded. Mission accomplished Hot Ones and ScarJo's PR firm.

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is she really autistic or is it just an act? i honestly cant tell

She had a bad stroke when she was younger.

she exhibits such grace here, a rare sight in these depraved times

She knew exactly what she was doing.

reddit

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singles, subs, trips, quads, quints, sexts, septs, octs, nonce.

Aubrey has a disgusting looking vagina.

African

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sllsfbg

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I'd like to see her squirt milk out her asshole while eating Hot Wings

>condiments are onions now

Jesus this board sucks

What the hell are you on? He pussy was tight and cute in the leak

They’d have to find Pterodactyl wings to get him on it.

Anything that people do involving a social life is onions. Hot sauce is onions because you don't eat wings alone in your room or n a twitch chat.

Are you blind? Those brown meatcurtains are revolting.

haha. oh, and imagine smelling her feet after they've been sweating all day haha. wouldn't that be funny

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check'ed

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I liked the part where was smashing plates on his head and made Sean uncomfortable.

You blind

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Goddamn the amount of projection from the seething basementdweller who wrote that drivel lmao

It’s a /ck/ meme. It gets you instabanned there bc the jannies collect hot sauces.

You need to have sex

You are now aware the cock in the logo is not shooting a flame out of its mouth.

Its doing the nazi salute while screaming heil hitler.

Holy fuck

But i have beard, like hot sauce, and "collect" vinyl records

I love it because Aubrey's reaction is real but that smirk Olsen is giving tells you exactly what type she is.

You’re a huge faggot, I’m afraid. Pack your things.

nothing cringier than Yea Forums psychologists

I need to have sex.

> When the top and bottom pretend to be opposites.

And the worst thing is, those delusional armchair faggots base their 'theories' on fucking memes.

>when someone perfectly describes you and you just can't stand it

ah-bloo-bloo

>my delusional projection is immune from scrutiny because I can just say 'lol that's you'
Ok

Unlike shitposting on Yea Forums, playing video games, watching anime and listening to alt-righters whine on Youtube which we know is a real personality.

>being this upset

calm down basedboy

He barely blinked and never drank any water.

Say what you will about him, but he is a hard motherfucker.

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Henry Rollins is a psychotic narcissist, the only things he feels are contempt and his ego.

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Aubrey is hot
You onions meemers can shove it

fukkin saved

>You onions meemers can shove it

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>all these seething hotheads
lmao

Imagine stealing those snot rags and licking them, would be disgusting haha

Yeah, but when the show was not relevant, it was different, and now that it's their biggest thing, it has become the brand's virtue signaling platform

what is reddit's obsession with this unfunny, ugly roastie?

Imagine she was stepping on your back, forcing you to lick the snotty milk off the floor, fucking gross haha

hmmm what sort of reference is this

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Or if she let it dribble down her stomach. That would be so gross lol.

She is technically a latina so she ought to do well, but I would not be surprised if she pussies out.

checked and shoop when?

Ok onions

Why do people here act like she is hot

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shut the fuck up, faggot

It's funny because spicy foods are one of the only foods types that you need to be manly to eat.

based

Steve O

Have sex

>Eating straight vinegar makes me manly
see

>It's funny because spicy foods are one of the only foods types that you need to be manly to eat.

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reddit humor: the comedian

Bro you just posted onions

she should have another stroke

>liking spice on anything

The levels of cuck soi cringe in this thread are staggering.

>get the gamergaters banned from Yea Forums
>they make 4+4 chan and one of them goes on to kill 50 people in a mosque massacre
>kick the "nazis" off twitter and youtube, god knows whats gonna happen now
heh, you sure showed them

I hate everything about hot wings. The obession with hotsauce is peak reddit faggotry, the host is such a basedboy and talks like he has some sort of autism. Nothing he says is ever funny.

I want to stroke Audrey!

checked

This show is so not entertaining, this guy is a terrible interviewer

He is and he literally has the worst personality.

There is literally nothing wrong with hot sauce. There is, however, something wrong with reacting like pic related about hot sauce

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I feel like he tries really hard to not care that there's a celebrity in the room, or something so he tries to look cool but it just comes off as being really disinterested and lacking of passion and empathy

Let me guess, you need to suckle some onions milkies after eating a salad because the one accidental bite you took of a green bell pepper was too hot for you?

Thats a very accurate description, undercover bluecheckmarks full blown damage control by now.

That makes you based, but it doesn't give you a personality.
the personality comes from inside out not outside in, you can't replace it by consumerism and get pissy when people point out you are shallow then act out in spite attacking things you assume people calling you out do.

Eat a habanero and tell me it tastes anything like a jalapeno.

>she's puerto r*can
Dropped

fucking deja vu all over again

>be dude who actually likes spicy foods
>all the faggot fuccboi hipster retards are ruining my shit
śöÿboys are funding terrible hot sauces
like, sure it's hot, but it tastes like ass
I don't want to eat things that taste like ass
I don't give a fuck about ghost chiles or habaneros or whatever the fuck spicy meme oil you can order off amazon
give me some Oaxacan jalapenos from the beaner janitors at my work and that's hotter than 90% of the mainstream hipster hot sauce and it still tastes better

>inb4 he doesn't like ass
queers don't @ me

Why didn't it filter to onions?

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GOOOOHOOOOO

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The show is now a Hollywood and Complex inc marketing tool
The days of inviting true creators and personalities are long gone

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Brittany, pls go.

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THATS MY CUM BTW :)

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>be white
>not like hot sauce
AYI DIS WHITE BOI CAN'T HANDLE A LIL OF DAT HOT SHIT HAHAHAHAH LET'S BEAT HIS CRACKER BARREL ASS AND PUT A CHROME IN HIS DOME THEN LICK THE BULLET HOLES FOR OUR SEXUAL DESIRES
>be white
>like hot sauce
KEKEKEKEK LOOK AT THIS BASEDSENBERRY JAM CUHCKOLD SLURPING HIS SPECIAL HOTTY SAUCE LIKE HE SLURPS JAMAL'S EXCESS CUM FROM HIS WIFE'S PUSSY LET'S TELL HIM TO HAVE SEX THEN CRINGE AT HIM WHEN HE RESPONDS
You can't win when you're white on the internet

there are no white people on the internet

>habanero
>meme
user you fucking dipshit
habanero is literally a staple chilli for mexicans

>filter got s.oysenberry

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I don't think it's necessarily the hot sauce but the hot sauce challenge thing.
To be fair though, Hot Ones can be fairly entertaining because the guy actually asks decent questions.

His questions are the worst part of the show.

>spices were historically used to hide the taste of rotting meat
I imagine if that's true, it'd be both rotting and just generally low quality meat
I always assumed it was just down to location.

If she did, then god bless her, she knows how to bring the goods without being too overt.

While that's true, it's a bit unfair to throw shit that hipster faggots latch onto in ironic soiness into this pile of crap you're not allowed to enjoy or post about.
On the other hand, we're all a bunch of fags on Yea Forums of all places. If anyone here seriously stops enjoying something because they got shitposted on, their problem.

>I eat spicy food because it make's me look tough

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She looks like she could be a major cunt. Like if you were fucking her she would be like is that all you got?

Seethe much?

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>Like if you were fucking her she would be like is that all you got?
And that's not exactly what you'd want to hear?

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I disagree. Though it depends on the interview. He's far nicer and less in depth with the more famous people. Doesn't go into nearly as much detail. I imagine the agents for those are more tight with what questions he can ask.

it doesn't make you based, it makes you a loser

onionboys and 4cels are both losers for different but equally losery reasons, but both ironically think they're superior to the other

one virgin calling the other a worse virgin is what it amounts to

DSP WTF

Great, now I have to go fap to her masturbation video

How is that different from, say, being into a sportsteam and getting merchandise from them? Or being into cars and tinkering in the garage? Or fishing and bragging to your friends about your new rod and how you caught the biggest bass last week? Basically just describing hobbies.

This bitch is the definition of tryhard OMG SO RANDUM, unintelligent autist

giannis does this and then got slapped in a scene and they ended up just slapping each other

>pussy
>ass
>mouth
>both ears
>both eyes
>both nostrils

That's 9, virgin

Based. Added that to my bugman collection

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I was on board until "cupcake" and then cringed into another fucking dimension. Imagine saying that unironically

When you gotta bust, you gotta bust.

Why do faggots love soi sauce so much?

youtu.be/3yji2djI8r8

alton brown
eric andre
coolio
adam carolla
johnny knoxville

gordon was a melodramatic pussy
shout out to dj khaled for being the biggest pussy to ever show their face on this show.

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is it weird that I'm getting a boner at her crying

aww poor baby doesn't want to be challenged in bed
he wants mommy to tell him what a good boy he is and how big his pee pee is

sauce

Why are you flexing your gay locker room competitive fetish?

No, it means you're a man

>that tummy
oh god
OH GOD

OMGGGGG!!! HOT ONES! I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS

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because I'm the boss of this gym, jabroni

Old meme, get with the times gramps

he looks like a bald Gilfoyle

>that guest that shit himself in the middle of the shoot

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Because she is.

Liv?

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Why does a ghost have a twitter account

>The reason white people dont have spicy food is because they were able to properly preserve their meat. Spices were historically used to hide the taste of rotting meat.
That's one use, but not the only one. Different spices grow in different places. Northerners love dill and other spices like bayleaf. And even animals like sugar and salt.

Lol

She looks like a faggot

Has she ever not been gorgeous?

This
Was really the best fucking interview.

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the fuck is going on?

no way

How in the fuck is alcoholism onions?

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She's approved as the queen of cumming digits

>I like spicy shit!
>But everything besides jah-lah-penos is a maymay
SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOOMER!

what exactly is confusing you?

>Not liking sean's robotic lack of empathy
He's embraced his role as torturer, it's magnetic to watch his subtle pleasure in putting these people through capsaicin hell

Are there any other guests who didn't show any reaction?

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Fucking gross

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the quads

letting other people "ruin" things for you makes you a beta cuck yourself
they've literally cucked you out of your own interest, making you a gamma

fucking based

Woah

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Honestly how the guests describe it I imagine the bomb or whatever is just so fucking shit it completely fucks them up, so everything after even if it's hotter, doesn't hit them as hard.

Key & Peele
youtube.com/watch?v=3_9v-7rtVDk

KEK

eyes aren't holes. also you forgot urethra

The emphasis is on artificiality. Soibois tend to have such hobbies for group affiliation and to make up their non-existent personality. Nobody criticizes people who's really into some stuff (whether it's vinyl shit or tinkering), but pretenders are despised for a good reason.

/ourjewess/

Unless you got a needle sized dick, which you probably do, it ain't goin up the urethra

First shoop for great justice.

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>ears
>nostrils
well, we can't all be hung chads like you ;)

>tfw you will never be that glass of water
all these fucking tards arguing about salsa or some shit when we have more important matters to attend to

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>t. basedboy

Hot sauce makes the incels and NEETs here cry, because their tender little tongues can't take anything spicier than dinosaur tendies.

And, their lives are so empty, they're mad on the internet about hot sauce. And if it's not hot sauce, it will be something else.

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