Miranda's New Movie

3022 is a sci-fi thriller in the vein of Alien and Event Horizon, following a group of astronauts aboard Pangea, a space station and shepherding point between Earth and Europa One, Jupiter’s third moon and the site of mankind’s first off-world colony.

After five long years, the haunting emptiness of deep space begins to take a toll on the astronauts’ psyche, driving the team apart as they become exceedingly pulled to the dark corners of their mind. Suddenly, the once promising crew are deemed mentally unfit to continue their work and must prepare to leave Pangea before they become a danger to the mission, and themselves.

But before they can return home, the crew awaken to find Earth has suffered a cataclysmic extinction level event, leaving four unstable souls the last known survivors of the human race. Now marooned on a dying space station, they must embark on a desperate fight for survival; battling each other, unforeseen threats, and the mind shattering horror of what it means to be the last humans alive.

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Thoughts?

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she'll never be anything more than Dan "The Man" Schneider's former toy

i wonder what her armpit smells like

she is attractive

dirty rice

when did she become a spic?

>3022

Call me in eight years.

youtu.be/Q7_jbluF0qo

Dan “Hold My Beer Weinstein” Schneider is an absolute treasure

Sounds like a shit Soma

Premise sounds good, but 1000 years is too far in the future. The aesthetic will be a mess of "things we have now, but holograms!"

That Chris Pratt and Jlaw movie had a similar, interesting sounding idea, but was a total piece of shit. I'll wait for a rip

so did pandorum, which is actually afucking great flick

>Pandorum
I see you're a man of taste

Trailer and screener are just for registered users. Can someone download/post it here please?

>Event Horizon
So, maybe the rumors about the rape scene is true. I thing she is too prude to do sex scenes, but hopefully we will see Miranda naked.

>friendly reminder Dan the Van get away with it
not fair ;_;

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Taxi driver reboot with angry Steve/spencer when? UBER driver. upLYFTing!

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>When Anderson screened the film for Paramount, they were disturbed by how horribly gruesome it was. Anderson felt that they had not been given enough time in post-production to completely refine the cut, and it went before test audiences too early.[1] Consequently, the test audiences were equally upset with the gruesome content, and the negative reactions led to Paramount forcing Anderson to edit the film by 30 minutes, specifically the extremely grim material.

Don't hold your hopes high. Event Horizon was heavily censored at the final version because there was so insane stuff. Probably they did the same at 3022 if some things are too out of hand, so don't expect nothing crazy.

What's the point? Four people aren't enough to repopulate a planet.

If one of those people was Miranda and one of those people was me, I think we'd get the job done.

There better be female nudity.

Don't lie, Yea Forums.

You would.

on my face

Come on, Dan, don't be so lewd.

She salvages the human race with epic footjobs

Just imagine if you and Miranda were the only humans alive sigh

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>Cast:
>Miranda Cosgrove
>Jorja Fox

They better be naked.

I wonder if new Europe is overrun with rapefugees too.

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Yikes.

WTF

Based Dan poster.