When he connects his laptop to his TV with a HDMI cable

>one of the girls said she went to Netflix and chill with a guy
No one says that meme for over a year now you dumb incel, nice fantasy

I believe this because I am an incel and it lines up perfectly with the narrative about women I've constructed by reading Yea Forums shitposts from other incels

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27 year old women still say it and they still think it’s funny

Your gf is cucking you with a black man

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>hahah what a weirdo lol! he doesn’t even give money to the big Jewflix?? umm, creepyyyy, yikes!!

While this does line up with female retardation i still refuse to believe they are this FUCKING stupid.

didn't read have sex

>When he streams whatever movie you pick straight from his phone app to the smart TV using allcast within 30 seconds

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Although it’s a lie this guy gets it and women would agree on this one
Torrent means you’re too poor to offer something as cheap as Netflix, which is, passed 26yo, unattractive af

Based, subhumans who torrent don't deserve to get laid

>when he says he needs to update his mpc codecs while mocking vlc users

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Yeah women are fucking retarded we already knew that. How the fuck can they even justify laughing at that shit like it's somehow dumb or immature somehow? Like wut lol? Probably smarter than your dumb ass by saving money on a fucking netflix subscription. not to mention netflix is evil as fuck and pushing horrid leftist propaganda on all of us hardcore whether we want it or not, FUCK NETFLIX.

>Not using mpv

>caring about what women think

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>she said ‘that’s cool when you’re like sixteen years old...

Funny, I feel the same about wasting my time and energy on whores

>hurr shit that didn't happen
>durr reality is not an incel meme
women are 90% memes

I have a thinkpad and got laid because of it

>tfw plex home media center pleb

>27 years old
gross old hags

To everyone who thinks this story is implausible, they obviously don't remember the time when talking to people on the internet made you a loser, or when liking star wars made you a loser, or when liking comic book stuff made you a loser.

Give it ten years or so and girls will be uploading videos of themselves torrenting movies and connecting laptops to tvs with "lol i was such a pirate before it was kewl! *captain hook emoji*"

I can see this happening. Women are so fucking repulsive and infatuated with trends, they're a hivemind of whatever propoganda is being spoon fed to them on social media. I fucking HATE women!

>download several movies beforehand, copy it to a pendrive, have it plugged to TV before bringing her home
There, done

>I fucking HATE women!
YEAH! ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE OLDER THAN 20!

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>implying that you refusing to pay a few bucks a month, for a massive amount of content, doesn't make you the "Jew"

I think one of the main problems would be that it still isn't netflix.
Netflix is for people who don't know what they want to watch. they'll just pick something from the frontpage or search some genre and pick something random.

If I don't want to have Netflix, I won't have it, and if there are really girls who have issues with that then they will have to deal with it

My sister is dating a guy who literally does this. He's kind of a beta but he treats her nice so idgaf.

And if netflix doesn't have the show they want to watch?

This is absolutely what you should do, but I've realized most people are utterly baffled by it so I pretend to put in a DVD to avoid having to explain it to them for fifteen minutes.

>a TV that works on its own

retard logic, what does that even mean? no TV "works on its own" as if it can magically display entertainment. one way or another, you need to put a cable in that feeds it either tv channels, netflix, or whatever is coming from the computer.

Yea yea, was just saying. Everytime I've seen more than 2 people watching fucking netflix. they don't know what they're watching or what's happening. just equivalent of turning "normal tv" on for background noise.

>implying I don't have an entire gaming rig connected to my 60" 4K tv inside an actual house I own, not some fag apartment, and only use my laptop as a secondary utility to compliment the loadout

Get on my level plebs.

>When you're a grown man it is an obligation to waste money

I hope you're not marrying that thot. Because she'll make Brendan Frasier look like Brad fucking Pitt when she's done with you.

>not knowing girls/having a gf who's not retarded and joins in on your hacking hi-jinks

Cringe

MARK THIS POST LADS THE user SPEAKS PROPHECY

This is pretty good but a little niche outside of this thread. Would have saved it otherwise. Still a decent effort.

>60 inches
So is that your tv from high school, champ?

Yeah. Should be running your pirated shit off of emby and your smart TV. Much tidier and convenient

based

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>brought girl over
>showed her Plex on my TV
>told her it's like Netflix, except I can choose any movie I want

We fucked. You just have to dumb it down a little for these thots to understand.

Put bluntly, they dont want to see how things work, they just want them to work.

It's female logic... if things take effort then you are ruining the mood. They want things at a push of a button. If you had to go get your computer, plug it into a TV and torrent a movie you are wasting valuable time she wants to spend with your dick down her throat.

Either have everything set-up beforehand or dont get laid.

>bring some hot chick home
>she sees that not only do I have an extensive kino collection, but I also have a gaming pc, PS4 and Switch
>you can smell how wet she gets

Plex a shit. Emby bro.

Good job. You got girl wet by having her view you as nothing more than a walking wallet. Congrats.

A buddy of mine only torrents, watches anime, has shamelessly bookmarked porn on his browser and is a manlet. He slays, is never single and the girls are out of his league. Women are a mystery.

>I pretend to put in a DVD to avoid having to explain it to them

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>hitting it off with a chick
>bring her back to my place
>"lets watch a movie, what have you got?"
>crack knuckles and log into my Usenet account
>"anything you want baby"

There was this chick I used to bang at my old job but the first time I came over to her place I whipped out my laptop full of torrents and her pussy dried up like a desert. They literally ONLY watch netflix.

Friendly tip, if you've got weed and booze and a good movie, none of that shit matters.

>got together with a girl off tinder who listed cinema as a hobby
>crack open my bluray of seven samurai, ready to sit through all three and a half hours
>she just gave me a blowjob 1 hour in while I kept on watching
>left at the 2+ hour mark, just when the bandits finally arrive
not my fault I can't fug immediately after sug

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>incel raging over a meme

My gf has a thinkpad

This. Even after you're married.

>2019
>Usenet

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>Give it ten years or so and girls will be uploading videos of themselves torrenting movies and connecting laptops to tvs with "lol i was such a pirate before it was kewl! *captain hook emoji*"
KEK. this. trad e-thots

Most women are ao tech illiterate that running a hdmi cable to a TV and playing pirated shows will make them think you're some kind of stem graduate.

I asked my mom what she would do if a guy did this and she said he was a “cheap ass who couldn’t even afford netflix” so she would leave.

You feeling the need to respond shows how much it hurts you to be btfo'd by random user and thot with blown out vajay

I got a media box for 30$. Plays every video format and that's it. Hook up a big harddrive and no need for laptop

Makes her pussy ovulate everytime and you can have sex

does you're mum available?

>have bluetooth headphones and wireless mouse for my laptop conected to my tv across the room
>able to watch click next episode without having to get up from my bed

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This depends heavily on:
>1. How good you look.
>2. What country you're in (in poor countries using a laptop is considered normal).
>3. How much money you have (all women are whores).

Also:
>Watching movies at a first date

>Living room
>tv
>women
>implying
Get on my level

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>watching film with other people
what's wrong with you all

Very wise post, especially with how splintered streaming's becoming and Netflix slowly losing its monopoly.

if my gf said this i'd slap her in the face

What’s the easiest way to announce you’re wealthy without looking like a tool?
I’ve got a 24 gold chain, and it’s awfully shiny.

Sneed

t-this d-d-didn't really happen, r-right user?

this.
post yfw you buy that smart 4kHDTV and can't afford the internet to make it smart

Back when I had a fagbook slow I tried airplay but it worked like ass and disconnected so I had to use HDMI. Is it still shit?

Implying a girl would even understand what's going on

I still use VHS and a portable Trinitron and halfway through Mallrats I got up, paused it and fucked my gf
Fuck roasties and fuck smart televisions

She has long, straight black hair, wire rim glasses, and wears long jean skirts.

>have girl over
>connect my windows vista acer laptop to tv using vga
>open media player classic
>go to recent files to find movie
>list appears of all the fetish porn I've been watching

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She’s asian

>Hurr Gurls are stoopid
KYS faggot

27 years old single beefers don't have the luxury to be picky anymore and they know it. I'm calling bullshit on your story

I'm paying for Netflix(™) this instant!

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>have sister over
>want to show her something
>minimize window and porn folder is still open
>“user why is it all facialabuse?“

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cool story, Netshill

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>she said ‘that’s cool when you’re like sixteen years old, but if you’re a grown man you should have Netflix and a TV that works on its own’
And then you asked her why you would pay for something you could have for free and she didn't have an answer.

I think the psychology at play here is that women like men who prove they spend money on worthless shit because it proves they will spend money on them. You gotta be a sucker if you wanna fuck her.

facialabuse is funny. Try explaining House of Gord.

This is why I'll never get a pc to play games, it's literally the cucest incelst thing you can do to yourself

>date
It's called a hookup grandad. The guy was an idiot for not just already having something downloaded. It doesn't even matter what the film is as long as it isn't too distracting. It's just something to have in the background while you tap the booty.

oh i almost forgot. this is real.
friend couldn't grasp that he pays for "unlimited data" on mobile and he could turn his hotspot on and connect that tv to phone...

>meet up at restaurant with guy from Tinder
>we eat our meals
>the check comes
>he tells me to quietly exit the restaurant and start my car
>ask him what the rush is
>he tells me that there's no reason to pay the check if we can just leave without them stopping us
>ask what the fuck
>he tells me only morons pay for restaurants they don't frequent because there is zero mechanism compelling you to pay
>he keeps insisting only stupid people pay for things they don't have to
>agree, then go to my car and leave him stranded

Why are millennial "men" so fucking embarrassing? My mistake for swiping right on a guy who has Nolan posters in the background of his profile pic.

I just have a Chromecast plugged into my TV's.
If its not on Netflix I fire up VideoStream and cast a torrented file to my TV.

You wouldn't download a scullent Chinese meal?

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>go to boys house
>he wants to watch a movie on his computer monitor

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>meet up at restaurant with guy from Tinder
Imagine risking having a nigger touch your food.

Then imagine doing so for a cunt.

>hookup
>tap the booty
Either you're 12, black, or both.

>zero mechanism compelling you to pay
Except that you're now on a city-wide list shared between restaurants, and probably facebook. That guy is a fucking idiot.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

>he keeps insisting only stupid people pay for things they don't have to
This is actually a good sign, you wouldn't date an idiot would you? Why do you think women sucker men into paying for dates? Because they are smart and only stupid people pay for things they don't have to.

That's what he said to the roastie.

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>tfw no rich ugly woman who like me

>27 year old women
Well there's your mistake

b&r

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those girls have coochie a that taste like pennies.

>he accidentally moves the mouse and the bars from vlc appear

playing video games itself is pathetic

>last night
>want to watch Hellraiser (never seen it) with gf after a long day
>oh Hulu has it
>turn on PS4 and go to Hulu
>find Hellraiser and try to play it
>ERROR: some bullshit
>restart Hulu and PS4, try to Google error and it's basically "we dunno"
>get fed up and go to PC
>download a YIFY rip off the official site through utorrent in plug in HDMI cable and play on MPV
>A:10 V:10
>had sex
Thanks YIFY

based and HDMIpilled

why do zoomers need to watch a movie to fuck?
if you're going to fuck half way through it, you're wasting a watchthrough. might as well do whatever people did before TV.

I have basically an identical story from when I had to review Moonrise Kingdom for my uni newspaper.
This is what the corporations don't get: it's about ease of access and lack of hassle

I made out with a girl once while Ida played in the background off of my laptop which was connected to my TV via HDMI cable, so I know for a fact that this whole thing is a meme.

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This is why I have a Chromecast.

I also have Google Homes and Hue lights and a bunch of other home automation devices that I can control with my voice or phone. People are usually pretty impressed by it, who knows why, t b h it's much nerdier than plugging in a laptop. But they are.

So women are retarded, wow user what a revelation

incels absolutely seething about this post

I invited a girl round to talk about something completely unrelated and we started watching family guy clips off youtube and then I streamed an entire episode and then we started making out and then dating.
It's literally only an "issue" for older girls. Younger ones (I'd put the cut-off around 24) stream/pirate all their shit too

I've had 3 women come over to "netflix and chill" and never had a problem getting laid. It's not that much of a big deal.. no one fucking cares as long as you get the movie playing and don't make it awkward. If you really think that you're being shot down just because you torrent movies, you're doing something else wrong and use this as your excuse.. but on the rare chance that a woman gets turned off by it, the bitch isn't worth it anyway. One girl said that she likes how I "think outside the box" as if it's something obscure lmao. Another was fascinated by the way .srt files are used for subtitles. I've had friends ask me to teach them how to torrent and a few unsubscribed from netflix as a result. Hell, that's how my ex got all her entertainment. So no, it shouldn't be a problem. Just don't be an insecure autist and awkwardly fumble around your computer while you set it up. Get yourself a 1-2TB hard drive and fill it up with movies to already have a catalog to choose from. Install Plex too. It's more aesthetically pleasing to have an interface instead of a long list of yellow folder icons to look at. Having a hacked kindle fire stick and chromecast are nice alternatives too. Like this guy said, women will think you're some type of genius for having these set ups.

I get it, at 27 you expect people to be able to pay 10 bucks a month. Torrenting is stealing.

I have an Nvidia Shield and if I ever brought a girl back to my place and she even hinted that she didn't think it was cool nobody would ever find her body.

This is an spoiled white woman thing. Growing up in a lower-middle class black neighborhood, having thr hook-up for torrents and bootlegs made us one of the most popular families on the block. Even after getting out of college and exclusively dating upper-middle class women, I've yet to meet a (non-white) woman that's turned her nose up at my PC being connected to my TV for free content.

Tldr stop dating snobs

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All women are whores.

That sucks. My partner didn't even know how to watch free stuff. He was pretty impressed.

What boards would Chrissy post on?

>27 year olds
Who gives a shit about some roasties. I plug my MacBook into my TV everytime and I still have chicks texting me like this.

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There's nothing on netflix.

I was in a date with a qt nerding out about how much she liked got, I was telling something to her about the sopranos being THE hbo show before got and somehow she told me real ashamed she doesn't got hbo and she dhad to pirate or whatever got. she's a keeper imo

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Currently using Plex but I've heard it's been having some privacy issues lately.
I have a couple of Rokus in the house so what should I use as an alternative?

I had this happen in college once in freshman year. had a guy help me with a file and he went to save the new file and it instantly opened my folder of tentacle porn.

I learned a valuable lesson that day.

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>what are we going to eat user?
>w-well, anything you want, l-let me just go to a grocery down the street

>I learned a valuable lesson that day.
did he blush and sucked on your peepee?

no but he stopped talking to me afterward. now I keep my porn on a flash drive instead of my main PC.

ok

Based!

this

Similar story happened to a friend of mine. He went to watch a movie with a girl. He plugged in his laptop and opened his media player and it auto resumed the last porn he was watching. He ended up marrying that girl a few years later

What porn was he watching?

I never asked. And he got upset when I trued to get him to tell the story at his wedding. But knowing him it was probably hentai.

>gets a girl who loves him after a porn gaff

lads hold me I'll never have this.

>27 year old women
bitter, old and used up. what can we expect but a stupid opinion from these creatures

>laptop
>not connecting his portable hard drive with over 1TB of movies, shows and anime, everthing ranging from das boot to obscure cartoons

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holy autism

This feels like the naked man from HIMYM
Like, it might work just because it breaks the ice and creates sexual tension. Or it will make her think you're a creep
Interesting

I feel like this is pasta, there is some truth to it, even though I feel like it's a pretty stupid thing to judge someone on (apart from stealing of course) also at 27, like others have said, they are in no position to be choosy.

My ex gf stayed with me while visiting town recently, I have an LG oled tv, you know perfect blacks.

Only problem is there's a firmware update that will brick the perfect blacks in order to raise near black detail level. IMO, not worth it, I prefer the insane contrast.

Anyway, I keep my TV offline for years, use an apple tv for streaming.

I come in and notice she's watching R*ddit and Memey, but the resolution is dipping and it's louder than it should be. The apple tv can compress audio, which I do given I have downstairs neighbors.

I notice she connected the tv to the internet, not knowing how to go to HDMI 4 for the already on apple tv.

Update installed, the perfect blacks I spent 1,500 on are fucking over.

I love her, but she bricked my tv. I do think she got wet over my expensive set up though, like some other user said, bitches like to know you'll spend money on shit so they know you'll spend it on them.

Jesus Christ, how can anyone be so shit an naming files? It's like you have reverse autism, where you are extra incompetent at simple tasks.

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>every capeshit
onions
>vuk
i though i was the only one who knew what that was
>tinkerbell
what the fuck

>that tagging
Minimal autism

>freddy vs. jason
not
>jason vs. freddy
SORT YOUR LIFE OUT M8

yikes

>JAson
DUMPED
U
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P
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this, but unironically

>first word is uppercase
>second word is lower case
STOP IT STOP IT NOW

have sex

Your ex-gf did this?

Hahaha, smoking high grade marijuana, that gets you real high, grown by experts with decades experience! That's for 16-year-old children. Real men buy distillate-based e-cigarette cartridges that barely get you high with packaging covered in cartoon characters.

>Give it ten years or so and girls will be uploading videos of themselves torrenting movies and connecting laptops to tvs with "lol i was such a pirate before it was kewl! *captain hook emoji*"

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Cant you recalibrate it?

That's the whole point of this thread dipshit

not reading the whole thread. What's wrong with OP's scenario if the laptop is nice and the TV is a 55" 4K? Yes, I've had attractive girls over and they had no issue with it.

It's way more functional to use a mouse, keyboard, and Windows than a fucking remote control (that some 1980s bullshit). And even though Netflix is garbage, you can still watch it this way.

Women want a man who relentlessly wastes money on dumb, showy things because its what they do themselves, ie makeup, $700 louis vutton bags, designer clothes, etc

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>he doesn't have a plex server set up on his home network and a client connected to his TV for the netflix style experience roasties require
lmao

They're fucking retarded and don't understand that the only thing worth spending money on is Durable Goods, with expected life in the household of at least 3 years.

>Yes, I've had attractive girls over and they had no issue with it.
I can guarantee that they talked shit to all their friends about you afterwards.

/g/ Yea Forums BTFO based wine aunts

usb is slow as fuck, you can only watch shitty 720 rips with hdd

>40k Hellsreach
IT'S ONE L DIPSHIT

TOP FUCKING KEK

>purely facial abuse and Disney
What is your major malfunction?

The problem is that some girls are stuck up and immediately critical of anything that seems weird. This problem is more prevalent the older woman is.
A 30 year old business woman will never let that fly for example

you can watch 4k movies with usb 3.0 dumbo

Yea Forums for sure, maybe /k/

reminds me of when some trick updated my copy of diablo 3 on ps4, so it went from fun difficulty to retardedly easy. She also hooked my tv up to the internet to its always connected to wifi, needless emf. no way to disconnect

This post will age well

>vuk
>plague dogs
based if i may say so,but i wish you dropped the capeshit

I don't understand. Why did this post trigger incels so badly?

Bait

Because they know there's an IRL correlation between lack of sex and watching movies from your computer on your TV

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doubtful. We had mutual friends with the same setup. These were all relatively smart open-minded people though, so maybe the average basic bitch would think it's weird.
These were late-20s and a 31 year old business woman. i.e., they had real jobs and were good at them. Idk, seems like the basic bitch theory is the explanation.

>mfw so poor cant afford tv

>tfw when watching movies on a 17" laptop, then 10 years later you can afford a huge 4k
feels good man. you should try it

>hey guys donate to my patreon and I'll seed all my torrents and you can download all your favourite movies and tv directly from me! MWAH xoxox

Yeah, but it's ok, how was she supposed to know, I didn't say anything about how important it was to keep the tv offline, I also figured she'd just go for the apple tv.

No. Under these conditions it's literally not able to be calibrated. It's a design flaw in the chipset. I'm looking into downgrading the firmware, but I need a windows computer (which I don't have) and the old firmware (which I also don't have) and then I have to trick the TV into thinking it's LG's servers by changing IP addresses, then it'll upgrade to the old, good software.

If I can't do that though, I'll probably have to replace it.

You can easily bring up a virtual machine and install Windows on it, you dumb macfag.

>tfw I just have a weak "tv box" pc permanently hooked to my tv so I don't have to fumble with shit like an autist, and the girls never take notice or even question why I'm using a mouse on the coffee table to control shit

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imagine being so fucking insecure that you change your habits and buy netflix in hopes that you dont get rejected by roasties

Most people who aren't fags have a Windows PC laying around and flashing firmware is usually something that takes maybe 10 minutes tops to do.

>using Apple anything in 2019
low IQ

>paying for digital media
>56%
>watching your gf sleep with another man

Lel

That sucks man, price of pussy I guess

I know you're just pretending to be retarded but most smart tv's nowadays have a netflix button.

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My computer is too old to have dual operating systems, it's barely hanging onto one, and I'm currently deep in a work project and can't futz with it. I'm looking to borrow someone's PC to do it.

Hot pits

>nerding out
>got
kys you absolute cringy faggot

Btw, my gf has been torrenting since torrents have existed too. It's really not that uncommon.

Then again, back in uni I dormed with this girl who said she didn't torrent because it was too hard. So I guess there really are retards like this out there.

This. Spent most of spring semester getting my dick wet and I made them watch Michael Mann on my 13in laptop. Summer is looking bleak but I doubt it’s related to my media viewing setup or lack therefore. It’s not shocking though women hold those retarded views.

Haha let me just dig around for my speaker power cable I never use these haha

The world would really be a better place without you creatures.

>I made them watch Michael Mann on my 13in laptop.
based and patricianpilled

>greetings female! would you care to watch some anime? no?
>perhaps shrek 3 is more to your liking...

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>ummmm all these movies are weird user do you have netflix?

I'd love to watch some spoderman

A girl stopped going out with me when she found out I had 4 dogs

Don't date muslims.

>not dating a tradgirl who is disgusted by the thought of even owning a television

Literally just get a Roku, set up Roku media player (takes 30 seconds), and you can stream any movies you have downloaded on your PC to your TV seamlessly over WiFi.

Biz
TV
His
Pol

Or any other device and use Plex.

>his gf doesnt watch anime

>he settled for a hambeast just to have a gf

>asking your gf for her opinion
cucked

>without looking like a tool
>I’ve got a 24 gold chain, and it’s awfully shiny.
Not that. And unless you're dating a Jewess she's not going to be able to tell it isn't plate.

This is 100% believable and it just goes to show you spergs have literally never talked to a woman outside of a checkout line

I buy my TVs from pawn shops, they're cheap as fuck and you get a years guarantee on them, even if they break after exactly a year you still save a ridiculous amount compared to buying new.

are women really bad movie watchers? i used to watch them with cousins and they were fine
but that was before they had phones

>Watching movie with my mum and sister
>Mum watches the whole thing attentively
>Sister who had spent the entire time on her phone says "It was boring"
Every fucking time

I don’t understand you INCELS with your torrents and cables and laptops. Just use your ps4/xbox and go on an illegal movie site like Losmovies which literally EVERYONE uses. No downloading required

god i want a gf so much, even a shitty one that laughs at me for not having netflix

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>laptop
I connect my tv to my desktop through an HDMI line
Running from the bedroom, through the hall, through the living room
>can we pause?
No, we really cant.

you're 26 aren't you

tits or gtfo

>fox and the hound
based as fuck

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>almost

>Credit to the Sony store has been deposited to your account!
>$0.50!

Women are herd animals, the very idea of not following current standards seems ridiculous to them.
This is also why women rarely invent anything.

But muh quality. Seriously though.

I thought about doing that as well but I worry about the potential lag. Earlier today I tried it with my laptop which is near my TV. I connected it with a short HDMI cable and even then I had noticeable lag.

>orgasm_trans
Uh oh!

>user, I want to watch netflix
>bitch get the fuck out

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best post on Yea Forums right now desu

kek imagine not using megalinks from snahpit

nah, young people are becoming less tech savvy and women are notoriously lazy

JUST USE PLEX

nevermind none of you are as bad as this guy even torrents are better than 123movies you fuckin 8 year old

things that never happened : the post

what glasses does Kit have on? I need them.

>the content is mostly shit or movies everyone has already seen a million times

>People taking this seriously

Young confused user trying to figure out whether this is serious or not, it isn't. If a girl cares about that you'll have bigger problems.

*Or just set it up before she get's to your place and get a wireless keyboard.

I believe this, and it's completely fucking what I expected.
Women consider a Netflix subscription and a Smart TV or entertainment system as part of the same status symbol bullshit (but obviously on a lower scale) as owning a nice car or having a nice house.
It shows that you have disposable income that they can usurp for their own purposes.
It makes total sense that the average normie woman would look down on someone saving money and getting things to work by themselves: because it's something 95% of them literally cannot do. It is beyond their capabilities. I am deadly serious, if you held a gun to a woman's head and told her that you would shoot her if she was unable to install a torrent client on her laptop, download a movie of your choice, get it working on a media player, hook the laptop to the TV with an RGB cable and to the speaker system with a 3.5mm jack, you would have a dead bitch. 95% of women literally could not do this, but at least 90% of men could.

netfix is like what $10 a month? having a laptop/pc hooked up to your tv actually means having more income, especially when it's dedicated just for watching movies.
the reason is basically: women are stupid whores.

>1 TB full of cartoons and superhero movies
M'Lady do you prefer Lego Batman or maybe maybe Paddington will help you better release your panties?

What is wrong with one night stands?

That's not the point. A stupid, tech-illiterate woman will assume that your 2013 Thinkpad with SSD cost about $100. That's not even a year of Netflix. The point is that Netflix is mainstream, they can relate to it, and it shows you have money to waste.
You're thinking far too rationally about this. Women are not rational.

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Chromecast from your PC over WLAN, or if you have a Rokubox, the WLAN from PC option, is superior option.
Roku has the added bonus of Netflix and Prime Video buttons on the home screen so that even if your bitch is mad to watch something on those channels, you can tell her she's free to log-in with her accounts, but that you don't waste money on that shit when anything you need is coming from your computer.

>puts a towel over the laptop so he doesn't get distracted by the light

you could literally shut these women down with a simple. Netflix doesn't have every single piece of film or television on it.
though i doubt this ever happened.

You can turn off the laptop screen by using the FN keys.

>Buy a multi-region blu ray player
>I can play any blu ray and DVD ever made
>It has Netflix and Amazon Prime apps on it
>It has a USB 3.0 slot that I've attached a 3TB hard drive to
Stop living in the past, fags

Women are such corporate slaves. Literally the chinksect, niggers, and Jews of geneders all at once.

Assuming this isn't pasta, the only credence you have for this is that it sounds dumb enough for me to imagine some dumb late 20s woman saying that.

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Girls really don't care, they mostly react to the bright light of the screen and the noises.

Fuck man, women really were a mistake

Change the wifi password retard

the fact that everyone in this thread is calling bullshit should be proof enough that it's accurate. Less than 1% of Yea Forums has ever spoken to a woman.

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>Go to anons house to watch movie
>Dog or guys friend in movie dies
>user starts crying
>My pussy when

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And people wonder why I drink so much.

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How are they wrong?