>Mr Anderson
Lines you can hear in your head
Christopher Rogers
Ryder Ward
we've missed you
Elijah Davis
It seems you've been living two lives
Camden Thompson
and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage
Nicholas Parker
>come on, hit me
>you can call me Susan if that makes you happy
also Yea Forums related but
>Wei fucking Shen, in the flesh
Evan Barnes
>yer getting your cock sucked, kid
Ethan Miller
slice n dice
Evan Wood
Whatever has happened happened and cannot have any other way
It's so retarded but I was retarded that I watched it so many times.
Josiah Parker
>he's gone and there's nothing we could do about it
Nicholas Young
>Well,well! Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car!
David Ward
Adam Gutierrez
Jordan Martinez
ITS RAW
Kayden Perez
PUT IT DOWN
Nathaniel James
>Luke, i am your father!
Gives me goosebumps everytime
Ian Robinson
Wtf is this from?
Bentley Ward
COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS
Elijah Williams
Why, Mr Anderson? Why, WHY? Why do you do it? why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting... for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson.
Nathaniel Bell
@116906331
You won't get a (You) from me, fucker.
Nolan Howard
Savages in this town.
Hudson Martin
OMAR COMIN !
Justin Gray
Joshua Taylor
>Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
>I realized that, as dire chance and... and... and fateful cockup would have it, here I am, mid-50s, and without knowing it I've gone and spent most of my adult life with a... with a chubby employee. And... and much as it grieves me to say it, it... it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you.
Zachary Thompson
WHO DO YOU THINK THAT IS THERE?
Tyler Baker
Thomas Lee
"No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge here."
Jordan Baker
Is this bait?
Landon Gomez
"No"
Brayden Phillips
>and your other badge
>you got only x seconds
>im in
>we're not so different you and i
Jason Kelly
Yeah and you just took it, stupid.
Liam Anderson
The Matrix is my favorite action movie really too bad they never made a sequel
Henry Taylor
I heard some chicks did a couple of fan films.
Thomas Scott
>Boy, do we have problems up here! The problem of evil in the world. The problem of absolute virtue. The problem of you on top of everything else. You above all. Ah. 'Cause that's what God is. Horus. Apollo. Jehovah. Kal-El. Clark. Joseph. Kent. See, what we call God depends upon our tribe, Clark Joe, because God is tribal. God take sides. No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from Daddy's fist and abominations. Mm-mm. I've figured it out way back, if God is all powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He's all good then He cannot be all powerful. And neither can you be. They need to see the fraud you are. With their eyes. The blood on your hands.
Kayden Jones
WARNING
WARNING
PULL UP
PULL UP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>stuka sounds
Carson Watson
>anything at all by morgan freeman
you are now reading this in morgan freeman's voice
Lucas Nelson
>fetch me my long sword ho
Henry Rivera
It was good enough on its own. If they made a sequel it would ruin the magic
Ayden Barnes
Gucci loafer
Carter Sullivan
>"In one life you're GARBAGE"
>"in the other one you're a *landlady*"
>"Yup"
Christian Cruz
>Aaaaallmoooost theeeere ...
>Stay on target.
Grayson Sanchez
>takes a sip of water
It's dry
Cameron Wilson
Big guy reporting in
Daniel Long
I hear Gandalf
Carson Moore
I used to do a pretty awesome agent Smith impression. Made me popular for like a week.
Brandon Stewart
how was life in 1999?
Ayden Clark
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Nicholas Green
Big enough joint there Rick?
Adam Rogers
Not him but it was fucking rad.
Anthony Foster
I take it black, like my men
Xavier Smith
Making someone angry enough to do this is better than a you
Ryder King
also not him but 1999 new years all the kids were partying but I played heroes 2 or 3 hotseat with a friend (didnt even finish the game) so dont waste ytour life kids, shitposting on Yea Forums may seem funny but get out
Camden King
>Fucking punk. Go out for dinner, dressed like you're still in your living room. You wear those big, hippity-hoppity clown shoes. You speak to women terribly, you treat them despicably, you hurt harmless dogs that can't even defend themselves. I'm tired of you, man. I'm tired of you, you embarrass me.
David Ortiz
Andrew Brown
It was awesome. Life was great for everyone it seemed. 9/11 and the internet really taking off really fucked up everything up
Bentley Green
Dont listen to this guy, people are cunts, stay in the house
Christian Martin
ASS
Kayden Miller
Hudson Clark
well, well. look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy german car
Brody Phillips
@116909629
i'm fuming
Benjamin Fisher
>It would be extremely painful
>We're not aiming for the truck
>Lieutenant Dan
>I'd jerk off instead
>And remember Peter, never show mercy to a nigger and fuck jannies
>I have to return some video tapes
>Oh you'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late - you snoze, you loze. You sleeped, you weeped.
>Haha I turned myself into a pickle, Morty
Wyatt Cruz
I'll rip your soul out daddy
Aaron Thompson
Christian Robinson
Oliver Edwards
more like
>garr...bage-uh
Kayden King
porno.
at 1:30:
pornhub.com
Matthew Hernandez
man, old porn is kinda hot
Andrew Hall
MARS BITCHES
>HOOTY HOO
Kevin Sanchez
The sequels are actually just a great.
Jonathan Sanders
based
Justin Young
a great mess
Adam Hall
Was this movie better than I thought?
William Watson
>Well pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers
Jason Allen
Leo Cox
>The sequels
A different story with the same name desu.
Julian Gomez
>Hell God baby damn no!
Dylan Cook
>come on then, come on then... very good, push! push!
Elijah Turner
"You know the score pal. If you're not cop you're little people."
David Parker
>SHOE TAR
>SHOEEE TAAAR
what did he mean by this
Jayden Green
Not the whole movie, no, just Eisenberg as Lex
Blake Hernandez
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MUSK?
Matthew Lopez
>VECTOOOOOOOOOOOR!
Camden Morris
>oi boypussed da cumpressah
Gabriel Turner
dew it
Lincoln Garcia
He was saying his shoe was stuck in the mud. Tar is Aussie slang for mud.
Austin Peterson
take a seat
Liam Bailey
Cooper Hall
>HERE'S JIMMY!
Landon Reyes
life in 1999 was unironically simpler, you could live your life without worrying if every single thing you did would end up immortalized on the internet. you could be a kid and not think of what other people were doing that was 'better' than what you were doing in that moment. the internet unironically fucked up most things about society today
Hudson Taylor
This is the water
and this is the well
Elijah Ward
The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it squirts.
David Miller
SKREEEEEEONK!
Kayden Thomas
Well hello beautiful
Jace Walker
I talked to Barzini!
Angel Howard
He needed his boots cleaned and polished.
Jeremiah Robinson
Liam Phillips
THE RING MR. FRODO
HAND IT OVER
Chase Hall
> "... ..."
Joshua Johnson
Camden Thomas
there should be an entire board of shitposting dedicated to that scene
Cooper White
Hey Paul!
Ryan Brooks
"luck has falls in attack position"
Elijah Bailey
what is this movie even about
Sebastian Ross
>Pull my finger.
Not sure why that scene was in the movie.
Nicholas Brooks
Who cares, it's garbage
Grayson Lopez
>YOU DIDN'T!
Christian Ross
Why did agent Smith grimace after saying this? Is it implying that Keanu was banging his landlady? Is it because garbage smells bad?
Xavier Wood
VAD GLOOOOR DU PÅ?!?!?!?! VAD GLOOOOOOOOR DU PÅ?!!?!?!?!?!!?
Gavin Kelly
Shhhhhhh redditors hate the matrix sequels.
Robert Jenkins
ALAN
Angel Robinson
Ryder Diaz
James Campbell
Hudson Long
ASS TO ASS AHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hudson Gutierrez
>I want to play a game...
Josiah Kelly
Pause for dramatic effect. He wanted Neo to know they were watching him 24/7 online and IRL.
Nathaniel Roberts
Literally the only good MCU movie
Logan Gomez
>You know spies, bunch of bitchy little girls
Mason Thompson
garbage
days involving garbage
Jaxon Baker
Put the bunny, back in the box
Adam Jackson
Still have no clue exactly what he's saying but I can hear it perfectly
Nolan Johnson
he's showing his disgust toward Neo for being a two faced drag on the system.
>nice guy who helps a lady out
>outlaw hacker
Jackson Murphy
Fookin get in I think
Xavier Howard
HEY O'CONNELL
Kevin Thompson
myyyy hatreeeddd for youu...
is delicious
Kayden Roberts
IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE I HAVE ALL OF THE COURSES
Lucas Young
the sequels have great standalone scenes but the overall story is stupid
Joshua Watson
OH MISTER JEFFRIES
THE SHIT IT COME OUT OF MY ASS
SANTA MARIA, WHERE DID YOU GO?
AYUDAME
AYUDAME
Justin Gutierrez
Damn, that sounds pretty good
Nicholas Robinson
IT'S SHITE BEING SCOTTISH
Angel Gonzalez
I agree with you. I've asked this before and got replies like these
that don't make sense, there was too much distaste and disrespect in it, I took it as meaning his landlandy knocks on his door right before her period when she's horniest, fucks him, has her period (takes out her garbage) and waits until next month to do it all over again
Nolan Davis
Yes, well done Slytherin... well done Slytherin...
Jonathan King
lmao
Connor Hill
Post-1999 sounds bad and social media is an mental health epidemic unto itself but I'll take all of it as long as I get YouTube and the ability to learn the truth about relationships and female sexuality instead of relying on school instructional videos and the church.
The things I could have learned.
Cooper Morgan
>when you're too retarded to understand the sequels
matrixresolutions.com
James Mitchell
undeniably based
Vector does it for free
James Lopez
internet was mostly college kids - 35 year old white men. Downloading movies took forever and they were all cams or some okay DIVX rip.
most people weren't really online. ICQ was a thing and then MSN. It was the early wild wild west days of internet. shit was cash.
>social media
reminds me of kids that weren't really cool in high school. Most photos scream "do you like me now? am I cool yet?"
Gabriel Edwards
>learn the truth
This tends to mean "tell me what I want to hear so I feel better personally"
Connor Perry
Misssssster Anderson.
Carson Mitchell
It's the SMELL
Evan Campbell
that's stupid and not funny, anyway I thought they were alluding to him / it was implied that he was doing some identity theft and stealing from his landlady
Elijah Thomas
>Lost Starsky...Lost Hutch
>IT CAME FROM BEHIND!!!
Samuel Morales
yeah no fuck off
Hudson Wright
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Matthew Lopez
I WAS FROZEN TODAY
Michael Nguyen
I am inevitable.
I talked to Barzini.
I'm Batman (either one).
Logan Thompson
FOUR
Matthew Bailey
ONCCCEEE MOOOOOREEEEE THE SITH WILL RRRULEEEEE THE GALAXYYYYY
Anthony Ortiz
suck my dick harry potter. yummm
Jackson Green
Fool of a TOOK
Aaron Hughes
Winter Soldier?
Chase Reyes
>some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill
Ryder King
>BARTY CROUCH
>...joonier
Alexander James
>yeah well, that's just.. like.. Your opinion, man
Most lines from Lebowski really
Ayden Rivera
my name is neo you fag
Adrian Collins
You are a poor scientist.
Michael Martin
Whut da hell...nyyarrhhh....eeegh....whut da hell...
Gabriel Diaz
>LET THE LOOOORD OF THE BLACK LAND COME FORTH
Luis Sullivan
Henry Anderson
VAD I HELVETE
GLOR
DU
PÅ?!
Evan Jenkins
Pandemic!
Liam Perez
GOT THAT WMD
Daniel Sullivan
stopped the incel virgin who ran out of the theater sobbing during the cave rave scene
Lincoln Torres
In a lot of ways Playgrounds here a lot better
Colton Myers
DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!???
Elijah Allen
>cigarettes, please
Matthew Collins
>WATZ TAYTUHS?
>POTATOES. BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW?
Ian Thompson
WHAT'S IN THE BAWWWX?
Austin Walker
Leo Rodriguez
based and clownpilled
Ian Ward
I pretended I didn't like Pokemon to be in with the cool kids who made fun of the kids that liked Pokemon.
Dominic Garcia
How was this not posted yet?
Cameron King
>THE WHOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT
Thomas Bennett
getitoffgetitoffgetitoffGET IT OFF GET IT OFF
Ian Hernandez
THE FIRE RISES
Jace Adams
Kino sequence
Nolan Phillips
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Gabriel Martinez
>Tomodachide wa arimasen
Eli Martinez
If you thought it was bad, definitely. It's still capeshit, but it's the best capeshit will ever be
Mason Hernandez
Thomas Price
Came here for this...
Nathaniel Morales
SHOW ME POTATO SALAD