>b b b but I’ve been looking for a job for months, been preparing this interview for days! I’m in debt, I live in my car, I owe 12K in child support, please tell me it’s not a prank I NEED THIS JOB!!
You got PRANKED!!!
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Oh shut up they still get paid for the day
what is wrong with his face?
how do you fix this face?
You are a fucking brainlet
This kid is so fucking ugly bros, I can’t even look at him
why does he look like that
>50 bucks vs a stable career
He’s a shitalian, they’re all mongrels
>but it barely covers a full gas tank. The judge at family court told me that if I dont secure a job by the end of the week I wont ever have custody of my 3 kids. I put all my eggs in this basket PLEASE TELL ME ITS NOT A PRANK
>They still get paid for the day
So what? Retards still thought that a show where we laugh at unemployed people trying to better themselves was a good idea
>haha you were mocked in your hour of need and millions of people will see it
>here's your $20
So does being famous make you more attractive or is the status the thing that’s attractive? Or is it people just giving pity pints by saying this goblino is any adjective for attractiveness?
They do this shit all the time on Impractical Jokers and no one gives a shit.
of all the kids why this one? was anyone really asking for a show hosted by a gremlin?
According to Netflix the jobs these people went for were one day only cash-in-hand stuff, none of them were actual career moves.
Well that's what they say anyway.
They're just trying to be polite.
Or Netflix is frantically re-shooting after it turned out people didn't like their super epic prank show about humiliating unemployed people
Nobody going to mention the Anakin necklace round his neck?
based zoomer dabbing on wagies
You fucking idiots really think they're gonna go for super desperate people applying for life-changing careers? They're not
OR people are retarded for thinking a major media company is gonna use the promise of stable full time employment plus benefits as the backdrop for a prank show
This job will end his career. If he got murdered, I'd be cool with that, too.
Will they test how desperate they are for a job
>mr Anderson, the job is yours, but only if you stick this pen in your ass while moaning your children's names
you have no dignity
the thing is that doesn't make it better. it just means that these people are even more desperate and down on their luck. sure they get paid at the end, but it's still televised humiliation.
honestly fucking with wagecucks sounds extremely funny. imagine the shock and sadness in their broken empty bugeyes lmao
Why would they need to interview for that. Sounds like bullshit to me
That is exactly what they are doing. They pay them at the end, a pittance, so its like all ok cause you got paid now fuck off while we make a small fortune from fucking with you while you continue to try find employment
Why does he have braces for his fake teeth?
...
he's american actually
They still have to sign a release to be on TV. They could just not.
Show me the articles where Netflix says they're only doing it to poor people who desperately need good jobs.
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oh so they're pushing illegal, under-the-table employment on top of disappointing people
gj bois
Who said it was under the table? And it's not illegal to do odd jobs for cash, commie.
what did you just say to me you little bitch
>And it's not illegal to do odd jobs for cash, commie.
*rumbling IRS noises*
pay taxes on your income, pablo
everyone knows how a "one-day cash in hand" job is, and it's geared towards you wetbacks standing outside home depot
no, its rich already established managers and movie stars who go to audition for 1 day gigs at fucking netflix
Doing a job before you sign the contract does sound fishy.
It's funny how Amerimongrels conveniently aren't (((American))) any more when it suits them, they become British, German, Italian etc.
Honestly if the show has the wageslavecage on it it's a 10/10 for me.
they learned it from their jewish overlords
He's as 56% as the rest of you
Sounds like you want my hard earned money taxed to pay for your anchor babies, Juan. Fuck off and go back.
Woman
what kid of retard would believe this kid is going to hire them
Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén.
that's actually pretty funny. god damn, I like this guido now
Daily reminder that under Donald Trump American economy is at an all time high and unemployment is at a record low.
Exactly. Go fuck yourself, retard.
la creatura...
says the anglocuck while his sister gets impregnated by a medbvll in the next room
put the wagie in the cagie
put the wagie in the cagie
put the wagie in the cagie
put the wagie in the cagie
This is what happens when you save the white race
Oh nononono o
It's called Cleidocranial dysostosis
>>a birth defect that mostly affects the bones and teeth.
p.s. don't look at the Wikipedia page.
What the fuck is wrong with Americans. Do all of them look like that?
it's fine as long as white people GO
>Yea Forums mocks the disabled, the retarded, dwarves, has bullied people, kids, tells people to kill themselves, has made pranks that has landed people in the hospital(crystals), hacked a webpage of a kid who committed suicide to a make fun him, has harased teenage girls into giving up nudes, among so much other shit
>Kid pranks people working on single day job listings who get paid at the end of the day, who have to agree to be on tv and are likely compensated for that
WTFFFF?????? THATS GOING TOO FAR
>televised humiliation
like every talent show out there, and more? hypocritical shits like you who've clearly shown they like to watch this are the reason these shows exist. kill yourself, you dumb mutt
What shithole are you from?
t, disabled retarded suicidal dwarf
Everyone is dabbing on wagies in this thread so not sure wtf you are talking about
I'd strangle the goblin right fucking there and then. They would need to pry my fingers from his cold neck with cutters if they ever would want me to release them.
lol
>typecast some retarded mystery mutt mutant for nostalgia bait the series
>pump his ego up to 11
sometimes the guys in hollywood know how to make a good joke I guess
Where did this wage cage thing come from?
the americlap phenotype
amazon patent leaks
those things were supposedly to be implemented in warehouses and sorting centers
Amazon patent
Like this hideous monstrosity needed another reason for people to want to punch his goblin face
amazon patented it
>b-but orange man RACIST
>shit thats not working
>Orange man likes JEEWWWS
I like this show already, it has wagecucks absolutely SEETHING
Amazon had submitted a patent for mobile cages to protect workers moving among robots. They got lots of bad press and did not implement it.
Amazon owns it. It leaked after there were reports of Amazon robots spraying humans with bear mace.
Amazon said it was an "accident"
midge
BACK IN THE CAGE HUMAN OR THERE WILL BE MORE BEAR SPRAY
Why does Amazon have anti-bear robots in there warehouse, though?
>be amazon worker
>get tasked with overseeing the robots in the robot ward
>halfway through the shift one maces you while screeching about the proletariat and how the flesh is weak
>get torn limb by limb in the robot revolution
>all this could have been avoided if autistic neets didn’t laugh about your wage cage on a Cambodian finger puppet forum
American
They aren't anti-bear. They are anti-human. Their superior robot brains have already figured out that bear mace is super effective against humans, and that it provides plausible deniability. No bears were harmed at all.
Should have kept your arms in the cage wagie.
Why do people blame this kid for the show and not the company producing it?
the best part is that the lock is on the outside.
This
And this
And this
Fake outrage because Yea Forums wants to hate Netflix and the goblin child.
>Makes Fun of wagies
>Cant even stop trannies to invade this shithole
Fucking pathetic 4channel
They sign a release you fucking idiot
Can't wait for someone to go postal on the entire crew of this show.
That would actually be a funny prank
>L-Let's make fun of the working class
I hate the Hollywood elites so much. The nuke can't drop fast enough on Burgerland.
Because people are stupid as shit
kek
based Amazon
Because he's an ugly little fucker and deserves it for signing his name to it and thinking it was good idea
That's not going to happen, scare tactics already did this shit and nobody shot them up.
Hes like 13 you pathetic faggot
Holy shit
have sex incel
imagine whiteknighting the world’s ugliest boy just because he’s one your favorite reddit show
eyes like pissholes in the snow
Doesn't matter you shitstain. That dumb fuck should have known better.
Real italians are beautiful. This kid is an American "Italian"
EL AMERICANO
i think its gonna be like scare tactics but for handman jobs
>Yea Forums on some moral crusade against a show that trolls unemployable losers
This site really has turned into reddit lite.
>a board full of shitposting racist pedos tries to take the moral high ground on a television prank show
How much do you actually get paid for appearing on something like impractical jokers or Nathan for you
it's just banter you dimwit, quit being a little faggot and enjoy it for once
Pretending not to be mad doesn't make you seem less mad
Nice try you little pearl clutching faggot.
>won't somebody please think of the unemployed
Real funny banter. What's your next joke? Opening up a soup kitchen for illiterate niggers?
Walrus sloth hybrid
Real edgy bro
what are you mongoloids talking about I'm just here to laugh at this amerimutt kid
Biggest prank was done by God when this kid was born
>don't have an actual response since you got btfo
>better post a pepe that'll show em
>it's a "Yea Forums pretends to care about people" episode
I care about principles
El goblino oscuro (forma calva ultrainstinct)
this and the badflix shills in the thread will say
>b-but they signed a waiver
>they were so desperate and in need of money it was easy
>just dont think about it and laugh at their misfortune
truly despicable, glad I got rid of my subscription when I did
Principles like jumping to defend the people Gaten is fucking over even though you wouldn't defend them if it weren't Gaten or someone else you hate?
Are you calling Gaten an ugly goblin mutt?
No.
well you should
I always found 'pranks' disgusting. Nothing better than watching some 'funny fella' getting his shit beaten for bitting more than he can chew.
Can someone explain what is the outrage here? I am put of the loop
Use your Brian you subhuman
El Goblino dabbing on worthless NEETs sounds pretty entertaining to me.
>b-but it's a one day job LOL IT'S OK WATCH OUR SHOW DUMB GOYS
It's still making fun of unemployed people, why are kikes so fucking evil?
They should make a show where wannabe celebrities get called in for a part and pranked.
You fucking degenerates the people who showed up were supposed to work for a day.
I really like this show premise
I hate wagies, if i ever become one i will kill myself
Can't laugh at people anymore because it's MEEEEEAAAAAN
t. that never had to work a real job a day in his life
How does it feel to be privileged ,shitlord?
Yea Forums has been invaded by SJWs and there is nothing you can do about it. We are here to stay
Instant cope
>desperately need a job
>maybe if i go to this one, i can do well and they'll want to hire me fulltime
it's a prank you poor loser! XD
Wagies vs. Goblins sounds like kino to me
I make jokes about dying kids with cancer.
I wouldn't make a show where I tell actual kids their cancer is over just to say PRANKED at the end so my jew overlords can make some paper.
Feels amazing
I'm really glad I don't live in America.
Well get used to hearing opinions you don't like, because we're here forever too buddy.
you leave that sweet vulnerable neet alone, soulless wagie
you okay, bro? you ignore him. you don’t deserve his vile work-scarred attitude
>this somehow makes it better
this is your brain on sorosflix
>single day jobs
>people are getting paid for the day
>people are getting paid to be on television
>People have to agree to be on television
>the premise of the show is not "remember that 5 year contract you signed up with and you just bought a new house, SIKE!"
This no different then the type of shit Sacha Baron Cohen, Tom Green, Jaime Kennedy, Sam Hyde or others have pulled off.
>I'm really glad I live in a third world shithole
Wow, bro, totally envious of you.
>posting an image from this terrible film
i want reddit soiboys to leave
Am I the only one that would love to drive one of these? I've operated excavators before, it's the closest I'll ever get to being in a giant robot. Shits badass
I had no idea you could operarse heavy machinery with such levels of soi in blood.
cope
Based off of your original post, that would be you, my friend.
Tbh it's the same with car doors.
america is a third world shithole though
Desperate people are willing to sell their dignity and sunk cost to try to make a little money.
It's still profoundly exploitive.
t. coping third worlder
Please please please be assaulted on set and on film. I really want to see that for some sick reason.
Is he in trouble?
>Oh shut up they still get paid for the day
Like any of the unemployed "people" on the show will be "real anyway". All reality shows are fake with low-tier actors. Why would anyone think this would be different?
>"Get Rid of the Nazis"
What did she mean by that?
THE JOBS WERE ONE DAY GIGS AND NOONE THOUGHT THEY WERE GETTING A CAREER
THEY WERE PAID FOR THEIR TIME
THEY DO THE SAME TYPE OF BITS ON IMPRACTICAL JOKERS AND NO ONE CARES
THIS IS ALL HYPOCRTICAL FROMA BOARD OF NEETS WHO LOOKS DOWN OM WAGIES
ONCE AGAIN Yea Forums DENIES AND IGNORES FACTS SO THEY CAN ACT LIKE TRIGGERED SJWS AND GRAND STAND ON ISSUES THEY TYPICALLY DONT CARE ABOUT PURELY OUT OF HATRED FOR JEWFLIX AND THE GOBLIN CHILD
to save it make it like people come into the office looking for jobs and the pranksters treat it like a Chris Hanson sting
those people were all actors, RIGHT?
this whole thing is such a fucking stage, imagine this kid getting knifed by someone that desperate for work you just know it's all fake
It really isn't as bad as people are making it sound, they are advertising a days work, not a permanent job, its no different than stuff like Scare Tactics.
She has a unique schizophrenic delusion in which she believes the current year is 1941
>THE JOBS WERE ONE DAY GIGS AND NOONE THOUGHT THEY WERE GETTING A CAREER
BUMFIGHTS PAID THE BUMS! THEY KNEW UPFRONT THEY WERE BEING PAID SO THEY AGREED TO FIGHT!
DIOS MIO LA ABOMINACION
as a "shitalian" I kindly suggest you to come here and try to find a single person who looks like this abomination
I bet they don't get paid if they don't sign the release. Desperate people being taken advantage of and selling their dignity at their lowest points.
it means she replies to trump's tweets
Why dont you boycott all the other reality skits shows that use one day gigs as the set up for their bits?
Wheres all the outrage for other prank shows that do the same thinf?
>people outraged over something that hasn't even gotten released
genuinely have sex
He's half eggplant
Remember when Chris Partlow killed Bugs dad? That's the kind of rage this cunts face stirs in me.
She is really sarcastic in real life.
Also big khazar milkers
I want to learn Spanish just so I can curse Lá Abominaçion de Los Américanes correctly, kek
Writing it incorrectly is part of the meme by now, like saying creatura instead of criatura.
best post in all Yea Forums
>prank show
>2019
STOP
u and ur mum lol
*dabs*
I can't wait to shoot this kid in the coming civil war.
I feel that one needs to know how to do it right in order to appreciate the subtelties of it's wrongness
Fucking THIS and and and and ANNNNNNNNND they're all over television so most companies WILL KNOW AND HIRE THEM YES YES YYES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES FUCK YES! UYEEEEDSSSSSS! UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH YEWSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEESH BABY YEEEES YES YES YES YES I LIKE YEEEEEEES DICK YESSSSSS OH GOD YEEEEEEEEEESSSSS FUCK YEEEEEES YEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS KANYE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
I guess it doesn't take two to tango after all.
Christ, what an asshole.
I think they need you to sign some form to be able to show the filmed footage that has you in it. It is still a huge waste of time though, and I'm not defending the show creators
This is why we need socialism.
The moors did so much fucking...
ENERATIO NWAN TO THREE FOUR
Nobody can hate on Murr.
>euros conveniently aren't euros anymore when Sweden or Germany does some cuck shit, they're suddenly Belgian or Danish, or "oh no I'm from the UNKEKED ARYAN part of Sweden"
>asians aren't asians when China does some fucked up shit, suddenly they're Taiwanese or Malay
>spics suddenly aren't spics when Brazil UMA DELICIA or mexican cartels behead someone.
I unirocally have less chances of getting shot in the middle of the street in like half of south america,you can google the numbers for that
Fucking mutts
The advert for the job is for one days work.
They get to sign a permissions form to use it on TV after the prank.
They get paid for the days work.
It's still a shitty show though.
nah the less you know the funnier it is
it only needs to sound spanish so just add los, -es, -a
>Sorry about that prank wagie, but if you sign this release right here so you can be laughed at on Netflix, I'll give you 50 bucks and a part time job at the real Starbucks down the street! Of course you can always decline, but I'll be giving that job to someone more willing to earn their money.
> in the middle of the street in like half of south america
no shit idiot. Over half of south america is dirt roads through dense rainforest
instead of getting shot you'd get pozzed by any number of virus carrying invertabrates or mauled by a large cat
God that thing is an ugly mutant.
>HAHA i will never work a day in my life!
>isnt that hilarious LOL!
>here's your money for the day tho