NBA and WNBA

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I hope Trump is the big bad in this movie

I bet the WNBA player hits the game winning shot

Friendly reminder LeBrick's hype was artificially created by Stern after Jordan retired. Kobe wouldn't be enough to keep the league floating, so an insane amount of marketing was put into James. Since basketball is marketed to uneducated nigs they bought it hook, line, and sinker. In reality, he's not even a top 10 all time player. And the record shows it.

Honestly this movie was fucked as soon as r kelly document dropped

space jam movie without his song is just not gonna be the same. the soundtrack is was made this movie really.

What is a cartoon character?

>WNBA
>superstars

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Jordan was at least a role model he's just a street thug

Neither does the WNBA

>Sometimes I dream
>That he is me
>You've got to see that's how I dream to be
>I dream I move, I dream I groove
>Like Mike
>If I could Be Like Mike
>Like Mike
>Oh, if I could Be Like Mike
>Be Like Mike, Be Like Mike
>Again I try
>Just need to fly
>For just one day if I could
>Be that way
>I dream I move
>I dream I groove
>Like Mike
>If I could Be Like Mike
>I wanna be, I wanna be
>Like Mike
>Oh, if I could Be Like Mike

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Jordan was only a role model because the league worked to keep his seedier tendencies hidden.

But MJ even had the powers of a cartoon character in the first one.

The NBA is a white mans league now its over for monkeyballers like LeBaldy

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lebron is a very good basketball player. he is one of the best of all time. He is not as good as kobe or jordan though. whether his early hype was real or not is irrelevant at this point

Based

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BIG IF TRUE

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>WNBA
literally who

So the aliens steal the NBA talent and the toons trick the aliens into thinking the WNBA is better. After the aliens fall for it and swap they start scoring on themselves because they can no longer remember which basket is theirs

big based if true

All i want is....

Applebottoms

You posted the wrong white guy, honkey. It's Jokic's league.

>WNBA Superstar
Lol wut. I never watch basketball but I can name a few well known players. Can anyone name any WNBA players without googling it?

>WNBA
>Superstars

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Yep, he is actually a very terrible person who presents himself as a nice guy.

Why does the next space jam main character have to be the majority NBA demographic huh? Shouldnt the main character be a non-binary asian turtle-kin rape survivor 4'9" paraplegic? Sounds like this movie needs some PC consulting services to more align with modern values and culturally sensitive norms.

>WNBA
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He's good, but he's barely top 10, and that's if you're being generous. At worst he's a locker room cancer that could only function in the east because it's so fucking atrocious.
>muh rings
*DWade and Bosh*
*DWade and Bosh*
*Scripted*
>muh finals appearances
The East has been a dumpster fire since the early 00s, one power team comes out then either gets buzzsawed by the West or is genuinely good. It's no coincidence that he went to the Lakers and the disfunction he creates tanked their season.

>WNBA
Confirmed sexy Lola being a bigger character. Absolutely BASED.

>Shouldnt the main character be a non-binary asian turtle-kin rape survivor 4'9" paraplegic?
He'd still be a better player than anyone in the WNBA

>he has no father figure.

*AHEM*

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No one watches WNBA. Highest attendance average is about 7,000 people. Tv ratings suck, too.

Um, sweetie: have sex

double dubs of truth

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That's what this movie is for.

Ok, Skip.

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Lolapilled

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>Shouldnt the main character be a non-binary asian turtle-kin rape survivor 4'9" paraplegic?
Ummm, you're headed in the right direction sweetie buuut asians are suuuuper privileged and overrepresented in movies. Xir should be a Muslim PoC (African American or just African); and paraplegics are extremely overrepresented too so xir needs to be quadriplegic instead.

More people would watch wnba if they got rid of the dykes and brought in the stacies

it worked for the wimmins world cup

>NBA and WNBA
>not MNBA and WNBA
somewhere, swjs are mad about that.

>no Skylar Diggins

Never gonna make it.

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>Slavs
>White

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Meet the new voice actress for Lola, lads.

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board man boarding plane for somewhere else

This. The core appeal of woman’s sports is the eye candy. Give the people what they want and you’ll be surprised at how big it’ll get. Even a single team of “marketable girls” would increase the viewership at least threefold.

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Didn't Lebron trade away the entire team last week?

Sincerest apologies for assuming the gender of Xir. This movie is looking like a big win for disabled non-sports people.

Look, listen. Those so-called "dykes" spent a majority of their lives practicing basketball day in and day out and [/spoiler]THEY STILL FUCKING SUCK AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM. HAHAHAHAHA HALF THE NEETS ON THIS BOARD COULD BEAT THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He did. Don't worry though, that one unproven "superstar" is joining him and together they can play 2 on 5 for 30 minutes every game. Lakers are the new Knicks.

>"""""""female""""""" all dykes
>"""""""competitive""""""" it's a joke
>""""""""sports"""""""" children's games

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Shout out to the WNBA, they got some fine ass bitches I want to fuck in the mouth

Based

I like Roc Nation and I love Jay Z, but on west side I'm screaming "FUCK KD" bitch!

>they got some fine ass bitches I want to fuck in the mouth
like who nigga

Why does the media push LeBron so hard?
Don’t get me wrong I’ve come to like the guy and can’t deny he’s a top ten player of all time but it seems like sports media has a mandate to try and force him into every conversation even when he’s barely tangentially related to the topic at hand
Is he like part Jewish or something? Even MJ didn’t get the same sort of treatment, yeah he was lauded but people could leave well enough alone if they were talking about a game he wasn’t in

just an isolated incident you fucking bigot

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elaborate

on an unrelated note
>those pics
you just KNOW

>get beat by teenage boys
>visibly turned on
What did women mean by this?

already explained

>What is a x?

My friend with actual autism says this all the time and I’ve always wanted to kick his fucking shit in. You sound like you facepalm to eric fail and cringe compilations just so you can feel better about your shit life.
Reminder that people who use that phrase don’t understand sarcasm and require the jokey “sarcastic” voice to pick up on it because they were born slow and lack social awareness.

This. user better fucking provide some goddamn evidence.

Does he also say "seems legit"?

Based and cyberdwarfpilled

Lebron was the most hyped up player of all time coming into the league at 18 years old, and for the most part he’s lived up to the hype. Plus, his childhood makes it easier for him to be marketed as an underdog that overcame struggles. The decision, his return, and beating a 73 win team down 3-1 simply added to all the attention he was already getting. Now he’s in fucking LA

Not him but I literally only see lefties and right wingers argue like that. Jesus.

Elena Delle Donne

The NBA demographic hates Lebron and wants Stephen Curry, or Black Griffin as lead.

LeBron will be there WNBA star since he's the biggest little bitch if them all

>>My friend with actual autism

What the hell is actual autism.

What did I do to deserve this

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I don't like Steph Curry he's too clean. How could he not beat the shit out of his wife after she comes out bitching I don't get enough attention from random men in the middle of the playoffs.

there have been zero interesting NuBA stars since Kobe retired, they all just suck each others cocks and reform super teams every 5 years so they don't have to try

are you implying that women can't ball with the best?

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What the league needs is more rapists, violence and thugs. This league needs a lot more street nigs they should stop all this college recruitment shit.

>he isn't a Big Baller
Get on the train while you can, you don't wanna be a small baller, do you?

facking hell

who was in the wrong here?

The league will have his nuts on a vice if he beat his wife. A lot of these athletes are under pressure to maintain a wholesome image because kids look up to them.

the man in the stands

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If you can't slam with the best you've gotta jam with the rest. Those women are not slamming.

>Reditt opinions
Fact is, all the rumors are just he said she said bullshit

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Less than one dunk per season.

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Yeah. Also uses stuff like “-_-“ “^^” “e.e” “Le sigh...”

>that bitch in the middle turning like it's a chore and doing a pathetic jog

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where are all these black russian basketwomen coming from

new friends are here

AIDSfrica

>big baller
>doesn't even have an NBA player signed
The BBB meme ended.

lebron is better than kobe and definitely top 10 if not top 5, but that doesn't mean he's not a fucking faggot

Space Jam 2 is expected to feature NBA stars
>Damian Lillard
>Anthony Davis
>Klay Thompson
and WNBA stars
>Diana Taurasi
>Nneka Ogwumike
>Chiney Ogwumike
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Jew here, he is an honorary Jew if he wants to be.

Yeah because the original space jam was full of all-stars like Muggsy Bogues and Shawn Bradley.

Do kids even watch Looney Tunes anymore? Who is this movie for?

Basketball is a low-tier sport btw, fit only for nogs and cucks.

reminder that you aren't allowed to post in this thread unless you can dunk

Name me one instance of LeBron acting like a thug.

>Lola Bunny
Shouldn't they rename her Snow Bunny?

>hairline strategically cropped out
Bravo

Everyone should know the inspiring story of Juwanna Mann

youtube.com/watch?v=2_69TQPNIac

Reminder that lebron showed his dick on national tv during the finals. He certainty ain’t a shower, lol.

>Not even Maya Moore as one of the WNBA stars
Yikes and oofpilled

>lola is going to be a live action rabbit

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QUICK Yea Forums, ALIENS ARE GOING TO ENSLAVE HUMANITY AND DESTROY THE PLANET UNLESS YOU CAN NAME ONE (1) WNBA PLAYER

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Lola

What's the WNBA? White NBA?

The last one actually want to fuck a fox instead of a rabbit

lol

He's got only one option... to play as a woman
>I'm
>Coming
>I want the world to know

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Most of his NBA bros are attached to other sponsors so they need the WNBA to fill some spots

I don't get it.
Why are they scoring an "own goal"?

Woefully underrated.

Porzingis and doncic are both slavs, shitbrains

BASED nigger jam 2 coming in hot, can't wait for wypipo jokes every 5 minutes

what did you expect from a basketball-american movie?