How can one country be so devoid of cinematic talent?

Which country

You forgot

>Voll normaaaal
>Ballermann 6

Prussia

Plebian taste my friend

>muh kinos of the past

You have to consistently put a few good kinos year in and year out.

>almost 100 years ago
wake the fuck up please

German music sucks
Music cinema sucks
Germany sucks

this is germankino

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They are autistic. Movies require a social subtlety that they lack

WERNER BEINHART

>backpedalling this hard
embarrasing desu

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hes right, you want to give credit to germancucks for german expressionism and nazi documentum films lmao its literally and in every sense a different country now

imagine

Toni Erdmann was great

german movies are great though

still are!

German here, agreed.

No. Of course every now and then something is good but on average they are absolute shit just like the rest of our entertainment.
It's no wonder we import/copy most movies, shows and music from burgerland.

This. I loved it, but we need more from Germany and more consistently.

look at these shitskins itt

a GERMAN watches TATORT and thats IT, you fucking sandniggers

Er Ist Wieder Da and Babylon Berlin are more kino than ANYTHING the west has produced in the last 10 years

Unsere Mütter, Unsere Väter desterves a mention as well

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>tatort
>not Alarm für Cobra 11

I love german movies

especially the modern ones

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Mindless insects with no creativity, they're the reason why America turned into the most soulless/degenerate nation in the history of the human race as well.

Whoever made that movie could even teach Goebbels a thing or two

>carrying the g*rman flag
Mad lad. G*rmans can be arrested for even looking at their flag.

We invented many forms of expression and styles in movie and theater you cuck. We are also perfectionists.

turkey

While I'm writing this post, police is knocking agains my door and shouting that I'm under arrest because I was looking at a thread with a swastka in it.

Why are G*rmoids so leftist?

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Germany occasionally produces a good film

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Metropolis was directed by an Austrian

Wim Wenders, Werner Herzog, Fassbinder, etc

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Because Germans are only allowed to play bad guys user didn’t you get the memo?
>Hollywood’s acceptable list of evil people
>English
>germans
>Russians
>Ukrainians
>best Koreans
Black antagonists are allowed but only if the protagonist is black. Brown people are no longer allowed to be antagonists

The only good thing going for Germany is Oktoberfest mainly because everyone gets shitfaced and all the girls were dirndls

Australia

Before the Fall is quite good.

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I'm Bavaryan.

Absolutely amazing.

>Bavarc*cks

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BASED

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kinos for this feel?

B A S E D

Alles für den Dackel

>implying

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Sandniggerland

>not enjoying yodeling
ultimate plebian
youtube.com/watch?v=dHE2ckvvv6o

germanness is a mental illness

>You have to consistently put a few good kinos year in and year out.
united states stopped at around 1968 then

Shut the fuck up.

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>JudeBoll

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who was in the wrong here?

We want to be hardcore but all the boomers in leadership positions won't let us.

>All Germans are Bavarians

>living off memories
Goodbye Lenin was good, though,

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America.

Now that I think of it, it's true. Germans have sucked at film-making for decades now. Even Sweden has a better film history.

Two words: WERNER HERZOG

>this will never ever happen to you

culture-level aspergers & intellectual arrogance
hubris: the nation

>The Lives of Others
>Der Baader Meinhof Komplex
>Hitlerjunge Salomon
>Das Experiment

Deutschland

welp they call themselves like that but we know is them germans

Tbh, everything would be better if the Pope ruled over the world.
>That Austrian feel.

Are you fucking retarded? Germany has a rich history of kino.

love that movie