Let’s recast MJ

Improve Spider-Man by recasting MJ.

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belle delphine

If they wanted a brown MJ...

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Ana Foxxx

who

Moner

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I know right. I'd be perfectly fine if it was a latina qt like Moner. But nooo it has to be a mutt nigress

Nell Tiger Free

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The actress should be white, not brown.

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That's not up to you.

She’d be awesome. If only Weinstein didn’t have shit taste.

I wonder what red haired Moner looks like

Face it, Tiger..

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>a generic camwhore

here is your MJ

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>a nagger

heres your Gwen Stacy brother

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Wish it was her lol imagine his red face haha

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They can't use the prettiest ones. They're even more of an unrealistic standard than all of the pretty white people in the media.

Maybe it's for the best to be sexually attracted to your average brown neighbor.

>recast thread
>dude random internet girl with red hair
every time

Hello, Peter. Want to help me move some furniture in my bedroom?

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Molly Quinn. No other recasts, 1B auto.

People who are pretty enough to portray her are not actresses, that’s the problem with most comic book characters

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>Molly Quinn
Not even kidding

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Nobody has brown neighbors unless you live in a shithole neigborhood

Every other actress at the audition was prettier than zendaya, although it’s pretty clear it was old Harvey who got her the job

ugly round faced bitch

Harvey, who does not work for Disney or Sony. Yeah, that makes sense.

When it comes to capeshit, looks should be more important then acting ability. Hollywood should just cast these aesthetic insta thots and give them some acting classes, its not like they will do much worse than the average looking "actresses" they have instead

>implying these whores cast can act
they sucked dick for the job

exactly. As if some pretty girl from Instagram (there's literally thousands to choose from) that actually resembles the character couldn't do better than fucking Zendaya

Who has a relationship with Disney through Muramax and was one of the most influential men in Hollywood. Zendaya even slurped his arse on Twitter and did the Marchesa ritual. It’s how she was invited to the Golden Globes in the first place. You naïve dumpling.

Miramax*

>what is the theme of the thread

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Old MJ but she’s a teacher or reporter - Natalie Dormer would look god tier as a redhead

>smirkfu
They'd spend half the production budget on CGI tits for her.

>>unrealistic expectations
That's the point: Peter hit the jackpot with MJ. He's an unpopular super nerd, she's a literal supermodel who wants his dick ALL THE TIME. Peter should be on his knees thanking God and Thor that he could get such an unrealistically hot piece of ginger pussy. Oh, and she's got a personality too, besides just moping and "light protesting." MJ shouldn't ever be just "The Girl Next Door." She should be the "Holy Fuck, the Girl Next Door is the most unbelievably hot thing I've ever seen and I've gone through gallons of Jergens looking into her window" Girl.

And they'd be right to do it.

Real gingers only!

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spics aren't considered people of color.

>posting old hag
The mermaid is fifteen in the story

She’s only 21

Someone seems to be pushing Lillis anyways so might as well cast her in blockbusters.

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hes right,she looks like a dime-a-dozen cosplayer whore off instagram

Not hot enough.

Might as well be 30. The story is about a naive young girl who see the wider world for the first time, her first love and losing her childhood innocence. The girl you posted looks like she lost her innocence 30 times already

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looks like a dweeb

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I like her little tits

BORING

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This thread shouldn’t exist, because Feige & co should not have ruined MJ in the first place. It’s sad, who doesn’t love beautiful redheads, they’re a genuine minority at just 1% of the entire globe.

Why?

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Yeah a girl who looks like a skinny man except with drag queen make

this

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Steve Harvey. Or are you a bigot?