Who had the better card? My vote goes to Van Patten

Paul Allen

Allen's
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Paul Allen's is the best, Bateman close second.

I see you are a man of great taste and style.

Let's see OP's card

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If dubs none of you understood the movie and are only pretending to be interested.

Reroll

Patten and Bryce's cards look like fucking toilet paper, disgusting texture, enough said.
Bateman has a tiresome-looking serif font that makes me want to stop reading. Company name's fucked up, the & is missing a space after it and the top part looks misaligned with the bottom.
Paul Allen's card is the best but the phone number looks like a damn IP address with the periods. Still, his looks the best overall, though they all fuck it up with the "Aquisitions" typo and the last name capitalization which looks retarded.

BRYCE! BRYCE!! BRYCE!!!

What about this one?

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AKA: i'm a faggot, punch me in the face pls.

Bryce's has the best texture but Allen's has the best layout

Bateman's font is fine. The text also has an embossed look that the others are lacking.

>Bateman
an absolute tryhard
>Patten
bland and soulless
>Bryce
really cheap and poorly made
>Allen
pure kino

I'd do business with Allen everyday over these dorks.

Dis

I saw a webm recently with a twist ending about this

Very cool, Bateman, but it's nothing.

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"Hey guys, who was your favorite character from this movie?"
>Oh my GOSH, it doesn't MATTER who your favorite character is, that's not even close to what the movie is actually ABOUT you absolute brainlet
t. autistic retard

Hey, anons!

TRY IGNORING THESE DUBS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS

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You forgot that it even has a watermark

You ain't seen nothing yet!

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Nice color. It's called bone.

Never really noticed but Bateman's is actually pretty shitty compared to the rest

>their names are all caps but the first letter in the first name is still made bigger than the rest of it

also Patten's card is probably the best because it's the only one with serifs and probably has a nice solid feel to it which is what you want as a man.

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Paul Allen, easily. The moment I saw his card, I knew Bateman was going to have trouble competing and it turns out I was correct. Allen may be a youngster but his sense of taste goes far beyond his years.

why do they all have the same phone number?
what did the director mean by this?

The camera doesn't do justice to the tasteful thickness of Paul Allen's card.

Bateman

San Serif Text is for children. Knocking out Paul and David's cards. I think Van Patten's card is framed better than Bateman's. I'll go with Van Patten.

Based and Brycepilled

The real point of the scene is reinforcing the main theme of the movie: namely that everyone in this upper circle is the same. All of them devoid of anything intrinsically unique, they all strive for the same look and lifestyle. They are barely individuals, each trying to one up each other in petty materialistic ways. The cards are just like the people. All basically the same, with any preference given to one or the other being essentially arbitrary and meaningless. This reality of the world around him reinforces Batemen's psychopathic views of lacking empathy and seeing everyone not as people, but as objects, and interchangeable objects at that.

Bryce > Allen > Bateman > Patten > Carruthers

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>ACKSHUALLY

They work in the same building but use extensions. so you call that number, tell the girl which VP you're trying to speak to either by saying their name or extension, and then she dials you through to the VP.

Shut the fuck up cunt

okay but whose card do you like more

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Who had the better dubs ? ^

So many better looking designs.
hobancards.com/callingcards

>$50-100
I-is that each?

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>Sans serif on a physical print.
Disgusting.

>this thread again
>it's obviously Paul Allen.
>Van Patten is a clear troll response (worst card)
>Batemen 2nd best.

That's how them Wall Street yappies roll.
It's for 100 cards.

Paul Allen clearly has the best card, followed by Bateman's card which is only marginally better than Bryce's with Van Patten having the obvious worst card.

>the designs from the movie are by far the most appealing
>people would notice it's the design from the movie and it would discredit the card immediately
Fuck, they just look so good, lots of info on one side, all neatly spaced out.

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>$50 - $100

Fuck that, just go to Vista print.

Allen, looks neat

patten can't have the worst card because carruthers exists

Check these

It's Luis' and it's not even close

Allen knows what he's doing

>imagine working in a company where there is no required standardization for business cards and every employee has their own "wacky" card.

Have you never held a position in a company that was higher than wageslave? You don't think a fucking VP gets to pick his own call card?

No, a fucking CEO letting every VP have their own business card FOR THE COMPANY is an awful thing I've literally never seen in any big company.

>people would notice it's the design from the movie
nah i dont think there is many autist who do bussness

Is it common for the last names on business cards to be in all caps?

anything serious would have the last name in all cap

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Retarded wageslave, again that's not a business card, it's a call card, which are indeed personalized.

>call card
>company name
>shiggy diggy

I really dont get using wageslave as an insult, you think its better to live off government handouts or get your mommy to buy your tendies you fuckin goof?

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he's larping as a VP lol

kek, fucking retard

Yes? You have company names on your call cards, a business card introduces your business, a call card introduces your person as a member of a business.
You don't have to be a neet to not be a wageslave, wageslaves are only those that have shitty wage jobs. Even then not all wage jobs are shitty, but almost all shit jobs are wage jobs.

Bryce you fucking brainless cuck.

streamable.com/t9789

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>hobancards.com/callingcards
They actually have the 'Patrick Bateman'.

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Allen Or Bryce can't decide.

Bateman and Patten shit font, shit material, style garbage.

And the "Improved Paul Allen'.

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Looks like toilet paper.

I don't like how the typeface makes the font bulge out.

>Acquisitions
plebs