What are some good movies to watch while blazed out of your mind?

I like to watch any period piece high, gets me immersed like no other

DEMOLITION MAN. Trust me.

haha dude im smoking WEED
get it dude WEED
WEED dude

imagone being this insecure about not smoking weed

DUDE LMAO JUST SMOKE SOME BUD

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Imagine being so insecure about being a drug addled retard and being so stupid that you can't even decide what to do with your own time that you have to post about the fact that you are a drug addled retard on 4channel of all places and then pretend to be superior to everyone who replies to protect your fragile drug addled ego.

>there are people unironically saying that weed is bad for your heath whilst living on a diet of no sunlight, hot pockets and Mountain Dew
My sides

It's one guy samefagging

Nobody ITT said it was bad for your health. One user said it raises estrogen levels... which is true. Cope harder bitch tits.

The cell

Just watch british nature documentaries

This one's good to just sink into the vibes

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Not a movie, but watch bob ross

Imagine being this angry at anything, let alone a plant

>2019
>still referring to weed as a drug as if that's even a negative thing
>when 99% of people are actually drugged up to the gills on prescriptions
I can just taste the sour grapes

unironically watch porn
also watch horror movies if you want to fuck yourself up to a whole new level
alternatively movies like baraka are essential viewing at least once

the ethnicity behind these posts: white

I just watched Repo man stoned

So Repo Man

rip Harry Dean Stanton, I didn't even know he was sick

>ethnicity
>white

>dude weed is like good for you maaan it comes from the earth
yeah i remember being a teenager too
im glad you're enjoying yourself

I unironically hate both sides of the fucking "dude weed" argument, it's either
>Weed is the worst thing ever and will literally cause you to die instantly
>I smoked pot once and was NEVER THE SAME ;__;
Or
>Weed is the best thing ever, it's the only thing that makes me feel alive
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I'M NOT AN ADDICT IT'S NOT ADDICTIVE AND IT LITERALLY HAS NO DOWNSIDES FUCK YOU REEEE
Like with most fucking things, if you use it in moderation, every now and then just to chill out or whatever, you're probably not gonna LITERALLY IMPLODE from it. People who use it everyday are so fucking deep in denial about being addicts, that it just blows my mind. Of course you can get addicted to it, you can get mentally addicted to almost anything, and weed has a strong euphoric effect on you, which makes most things feel amazing. I used to live with 2 stoners, and that was probably the dumbest period of my life, they're like devout christians, but their god is weed.
>"Oh man I feel so depressed (again) today"
>"Dude, have some weed, it'll help!"
>Repeat
>"Hey, user, you wanna smoke with us?"
>"No, thanks, I'm good."
>"Come on, dude, it's not like it's dangerous *COUGH* you'd benefit a lot from it, it helps your depression"
>"Yeah, no, thanks"
>"BUT IT'S LITERALLY NOT DANGEROUS THERE ARE NO DOWNSIDES WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO SMOKE???"
Not to mention the "woke" debates with easy solutions to the worlds problems
>"Why don't all of these rich people just give some money away?? They don't NEED all that money!"
>"Oh, hey, user, we have to buy more weed, can you pay for the food this week? Can't afford anything after we buy weed lmao"
Never doing that again.

>get stoned
>watch a comedy
>don’t find it funny because I’m distracted by how terrible the characters are

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Weekend at Bernie's 1 and 2

Maximum summer comfy enhanced by the warm embrace of cannabis.

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fuck off nigga no one cares. your probably one of them faggots thats scared of his own shadow. suck shit and kys

Anything with good fight scenes.

>get stoned
>watch film
>constantly distracted by my own scenarios
>they're better than the film

Dark Side of the Rainbow

Dude, where's my car
Harold and Kumar
American Pie

Hobo with a shotgun is pretty good when you're baked.

youtube.com/watch?v=ssHEAOrAdCU

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All of them

You literally can solve the world's problems by taxing the rich you retard, have you seen the global income distribution stats?

dude smoke some weed bro and relax

I hate that bitch. She did the same stupid fucking back and forth "dance" in every video. She's in the middle of doing it in that fucking picture as well. God, it shits me.

Planet Earth 1/2 is very good, or if you prefer the sea then Blue Planet 1/2

If you like movies then I would recommend:

* Blood in blood out
* how high
* Lord of the rings
* half baked
* The dark knight
* The Godfather
* Goodfellas

Just to name a few.

>implying bitch tits are somehow a big issue
>in 2019

Guys can wear bras now. It’s not a big deal.

I did this and wasn't sure if the colors were that vivid or if it was me.
Anyways nice combo.

yeah it's just that easy, convince the government run and control by the rich for their own benfit to tax themselves instead of me

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Just do like this

>Gather all the autists
>Give them guns
>Arrest all politicians, bankers and anyone with a personal wealth of over 1 million dollars
>Seize their wealth
>Redistribute to the people
>Become a facist dictator
>Kill millions

Pretty basic shit user

Léon: The Professional

I randomly wandered into a cinema 2 years ago while stoned out of my fucking head, and it happened to be showing A Ghost Story. Waching that film was one of the most profound experiences of my life

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It worked just fine for the russians.

>The Godfather
>Goodfellas
movies about vile people don't mix good with weed imo

shut in faggot

And that's a bad thing? What a racist thing to say

Why? You get offended by people selling drugs when your using drugs?

The Jerk
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
All Naked Gun movies.

stop equating smoking weed with the kind of criminality in those movies
>b-but you can only get it that way
no, stop

the yikes behind this post: confirmed.

WEED

Weed decreases testosterone not by itself, but because of the life style it creates.
Of course if all you do is sit on your ass and eat trash food all day you'll be low test.

LMAO

>duude im so high bro smoke the green hahah bro duuude!
"no"

This nigga knows what's up

You are absolutely right. Real white men don't need to do drugs to function in everyday life.

absolutely fucking based

TOTALLY RAD BUD DUDE

it seems a bit racist to assume every intelligent post is a white person but okay

>
>it seems a bit racist to assume every intelligent post is a white person but okay

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>Master kief, what are you doing on that spliff?

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Friendly reminder that it's not our fault that you were never popular in high school and never learned to deal with it in a healthy way. Nobody wants to hear about how much you despise people who, gasp, smoke weed or do any recreational drugs at all or does anything that you consider part of that nebulous realm of the "things popular people do" which exists only in your disturbed, self-centered, defensive little heads. Literally smoke some weed and shut up.

Anyway OP, I enjoyed the hell out of Amityville 2 when smoked out of my mind. I got to a sweet spot where I was basically another character on that movie, watching helplessly at all the fucked up shit that was unfolding before my eyes. The last act is a lot weaker than the rest of the movie, but just what came before it makes it all worth it. Another movie I truly enjoyed that way was The Legend of Billie Jean, truly underrated film that I'm amazed nobody is talking about today.

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>that one autist who spams his link collection

Im sure if I looked through the literature I could spam links that disagree. Its just so uptight and sad. I smoked weed daily (nightly, really) and almost certainly wound up doing better than your faggot ass, education, relationship and job wise.

It just depends on the type of person you are. I see it sort of like “almost every loser smokes weed, but not everyone who smokes weed is a loser”. You think that trailer dwelling hick who gets shitfaced on Bud every day is any better than a normal young guy smoking weed and using it to help relax him after a long day of wageslaving? I dont. It just comes down to your motivation. Weed makes you sleepy, lazier, theres no doubt, but so does alcohol, weed just doesnt rape your body like it, or cigarettes for that matter.

Going to work high is retarded, going to class high is retarded, but using it as a tool to relax or have fun with your friends while watching kino is great. I just told myself enough is enough and quit long enough to secure a high paying, non wageslave job. There will probably come a day where you have to stop and all it takes is a tiny bit of discipline and you do it. If you dont have enough discipline to quit smoking for a month, you probably dont have enough discipline to do anything else anyway.

Fuck, are you me? Except with shrooms instead of weed. What a fucking experience. I couldn't believe they would go that far narrative-wise.

These niggers are paid by word count it seems

>unironically watch porn

I did this once and I couldn't stop laughing at that shit. It was like "this is supposed to turn me on" and I couldn't help but being very invested in the horrid narrative and in the horrible life decisions that must have lead to all that. Japanese porn is the best for this, because their titles and scenarios are quite literally insane.

i wish i was her dad, he got to work and film her.
imagine being that lucky of a father.

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I smoke weed daily and I'm more successful than anyone in this thread who is against it.

So you cope with your shortcomings by smoking weed all the time. You sound like a weak-willed faggot who shouldn't be listened to.

dude it's hilarious even when you watch normal movies and you can see how bad they're all acting
I watched the second rush hour movie with some friends and we literally couldn't stop choking every time jackie chan was on, the little guy just can't act but you wouldn't think about it otherwise
also careful when you try fapping when high because that shit will definitely ruin sober orgasms. not like coke or heroin but still renders it pretty underwhelming

Yeah, but I smoke even more than you and I am way more successful.

I smoke so much I don't really get high anymore so any movie really

>being this high
lol

>vergil from dmc5
watched creed high and alone, had a fun time

:O

It's true. You're probably a boring person to boot.

Are you saying non-whites are all junkies?
Very racist of you.

moderation is key, idiot.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3307043/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3625995/
drugrehab.com/addiction/alcohol/diseases-and-disorders/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4462044/
hollandandbarrett.com/the-health-hub/sports-nutrition/sports-supplements/caffeine/does-caffeine-affect-the-absorption-of-vitamins-and-minerals/

you can do this with anything on the planet.

This is a very important distinction to make!

> im glad you're enjoying yourself

no you're not. you're seething.

Take a tolerance break. I was at the same point as you. Living where I live, the dispensary is right around the corner, and dank comes cheap. Id smoke a bowl of top shelf and it wasnt enough, so I upgraded to Moon Rocks. Not sure if youre familiar with them, but Moon Rocks will knock your ass out, tolerance or not. Then I just decided fuck it, this is too much, I need to take a break. Now its been a few months and I know when I take that first hit it will feel like the first time again. Anyone else know that feel?

>t. Vice intern

Yea bro, I didnt smoke for 1 year and 2 months, then got some good hasch, really nice.

DUDE

Autism

I've tried but my tolerance returns within half a week mostly. there is no first time again. I wish I got high like I did in high school

I'm a project manager for one of the biggest businesses in the NW and I'm only 25. I usually light up in the parking lot once I'm off.

literally any of them

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I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I’d kinda like to make love to you

have friends

youtube.com/watch?v=UHamt1JfUDY

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u mad nerd?

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The Big Lebowski is a good one man

yep he mad
LMAO

It is though.

Being high your first dozen times is a very different experience than the rest of the times

Did I say I'm not racist you white freaks?

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they don’t need all that money though...
do you really think they do? no one has ever done enough work in their lifetime to deserve billions of dollars, I don’t give a fuck what they do. you don’t see billionaire doctors or firefighters or other valuable positions that might actually deserve it.

this

Is there anything more cringe than people who smoke weed and then brag about it?

Come to think of it, people who brag about doing heroin are probably more cringe, but not by much.

now we have their experience to draw from and improve upon

this but Hereditary

Fucking this. All the psychedelic films lose their luster after you've been smoking for awhile. Would much rather watch something I can relax to and enjoy without thinking too much.

WE DID IT REDDIT!!!

based and correct
it’s just jealous nerds who wish they had friends

They do deserve it because they took all the risk, supplied all the jobs before the ROI, created economies of scale and thereby provided millions with lower costs and added value to their dollar.

Is there a more reddit drug?

it’s takes too long to have an orgasm on heroin

lmao imagine caring this much

>there is no first time again
the most brutal truth, makes me want to cry

>They do deserve it
no they don’t

>Is there anything more cringe than people who smoke weed and then brag about it?
People who see people casually discussing smoking weed and feel the need to interject with how bad it is akchually is for you

redditors beathe air user

what a beautiful timestamp

>Literally smoke some weed and shut up.

Just say this outloud and try not to cringe,you seriously sound like a deluded faggot trying to make up for your degeneracy. Sorry you have tiny brain and cant enjoy things normally nigger

That's pretty cringe too, but not even close to the same level as genuinely bragging about smoking weed, or doing heroin.

big ol this right here, neo noir dont right. surprised it doesnt get brought up more

interesting that you immediately associate your own white race with inferiority. glad the conditioning is working out as planned...

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Unironically.

Easily my favorite high show. Such positive vibes

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>mocking drug consumption equals inferiority

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boring degenerate niggers COPE

They do. No one else earned it.

>*tax haven that sells citizenship for $500k teleports behind you*
>every billionaire obtains citizenship there, and then uses legal loopholes to obtain permanent residency rather than citizenship in whichever country they want to live

nothin personnel, kid.

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not even gonna bother reading, but does this trash actually go into specific details?

or is it just anti-smoking bullshit?

by the way - alcohol is no better, and that shit is perfectly legal

it’s too much, they’ve earned more than they deserve. no one deserves a billion dollars, I don’t care if they’ve cured cancer or invented it (Silicon Valley).
I don’t have a problem with up to a couple of million, but any more than that is just greed and selfishness.

Watched Jurassic Park high and was distracted by how much it was directed like a cartoon. They put in a cartoon slip sound effect when the big boy slips down the stream in the rain.

My advice is spongebob season 1-3. The ripped my pants episode had me in stitches.

Why do you get to decide what they deserve? What's your "fair share" of their earnings?

alcohol is so much worse. cirrhosis of the liver is no joke, you can be physically addicted to it and wake up with the shakes until you have a drink, delirium tremens are worse than heroin withdrawal, people get killed by drunk drivers all the time. shall I go on?

DUUUUUUUUUDE

Purple Stick Punch!

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“my” fair share (and by my I mean millions of poor people around the country/world) is anything more than a couple million dollars, I literally just said that.
I get to decide because I said so and I watch Rick and Morty so I’m obviously smarter than you.
they don’t need that much and you know good and goddamn well that they don’t.

you probably sympathize with billionaires because you envision yourself as being that rich some day because you’re a greedy fuck who doesn’t care about his fellow man (notice that I didn’t make it a race thing on purpose)

But that's not their fair share, or yours. You didn't earn it.

The fuck is wrong with autistic 4chin virgins saying "DUDE WEED" everytime someone mentions getting high

You're basically outing yourself as a weeb incel loser, because only one woule react in such a way. Who gives a shit? I don't, because I'm not some pleb who claims weed is degenerate yet masturbates to hentai and secretely wished he had a different life

>or is it just anti-smoking bullshit?
It's literally peer reviewed academic research you absolute brainlet.

>.gov

Stopped reading there.

Start smoking square fag

DUDE

that should be the case for all posts. You aren't a non-white, are you?