ITT Times you acted like Tony Soprano

ITT Times you acted like Tony Soprano

I'll go first.
>be me in a crowded shopping mall
>pretend i'm having a conversation on the phone
>say "I want my 30k TOMORROW or i'll cut off a hand and foot each day you're fuckin late"
>get all sorts of looks from people
>"all right you go do that thing then I gotta call tommy"
>keep walking like nothing is out of the ordinary pretending to dial up a number

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one time i bada binged the gaba gool

>be fat
>eat ice cream while watching a movie

Well, I've been playing the Israeli anthem non stop on the loudest speakers you can imagine for my Palestinian neighbors. So I guess that counts.

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I one got drunk and made fun of my sister until her boyfriend sucker-punched me.

I‘m more of a Paulie guy

>copy his gand movements perfectly
>make same stupid jokes and tell storys in the same way
>start walking and dressing like him

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My father gave me his old JAAAAACKET and I didn't wear it because it was ugly

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Man, that house looks like The Fresh Prince set sometimes.

>"I didn't eat, I didn't sleep-"
>"Did you get laid?"
>"Yeah."

Turbo cringe.
Complete underage faggot.

The balls on this prick!

>learn some new bit of trivia on wikipedia
>shortly afterwards I act like people are fucking idiots when they don't know this specific bit of trivia about some random thing

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I regularly eat huge plates of pasta by stabbing at the pasta angrily while breathing heavily through my nose.

>girlfriend starts bitching at me while I'm eating
>stop and stare at her while heavily breathing continuing to shovel food in my mouth

I shamelessly ate a greasy Italian sandwich while breathing heavily.

Im like Chrissy if he didnt have a hot gf or a job in the mafia.

>Adriana
>Hot
This guy

>Adriana
>not hot
YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE

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how do you stop and continue to shovel food in your mouth?

wew lad

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For me it’s Furio

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I do the face mannerisms but I act more like Phil
>have an old school job
>do stuff the more old fashioned way, dont hang out on my phone 247
>call people pussies all the time
>put faggots on blast
>rant and rage about honor and hating the government
>bust people's balls
>fly off the handle for small slights

Do you have a large collection of ugly shirts?

Can you smoke in the rain?

Ive done that plenty of times

20 fucking years I wanted to fuck a woman, I compromised.

Of course

Watch Tony Soprano. He'll show you how it's done.

one time i told some guy to please take his hat off

im not watching that Jewish propaganda

Now this is the most important detail: Did he or did he not have-a a bee on his hat?

DA JOOS DO IT AGAIN HONK HONK JOOS
JOOS
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

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based and pinkyringpilled

Did you get checked out for the Tourette's?

So it's confirmed he was a fag in prison and he was just overcompensating with the Vito thing right?

100%. There really is no other good explanation for how much he hated him. I mean he literally came out of the closet to kill the dude.

>he literally came out of the closet to kill the dude.

Oh fuck I forgot that. What a great show.

AYYYY GABBAGOOL

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No, he was angry at him for being able to sleep with women but not wanting to, whereas Phil wanted to but didn't have the chance in prison. The compromise was masturbation.

This is the best answer

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The balls on this prick!

FINN, MY ARCHNEMESIS

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>Sopranos
>Jewish propaganda

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have you mastered the stance yet?

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Based

How come every other character in the show gets cancer? Is it a metaphor for how the mafia is like a cancer or something?

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>That's just a racket for the Jews!

in in 3 americans get cancer so place your bets faggot

kek

context of this edit?

How do I achieve this mode?

Have testosterone

They're a bunch of obese 40+ y/o men who sit around all day eating carcinogenic processed meats, smoking cigars, and drinking hard liquor, and you wonder why they get sick?

youtube.com/watch?v=y3GMDcFOq0g

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He's Italian you fucking tard. He was raised Protestant came from a whole family of Christians.

Seek help for your irrational fear of DA JOOS.

never been so uncomfortable in my life as when him and carmela would flirt

of course

She's pretty much objectively hot, but she just gives off that vapid white trash whore vibe. Swipe through tinder and you'll see 1000 of them, all with pictures of them clubbing while wearing the same style of gaudy overpriced shit and caked in makeup.

When I flirt with women it’s also uncomfortable

>irrational

I agree that he's a fucking retard but his fear isn't irrational.

>pretend i'm having a conversation on the phone
>keep walking like nothing is out of the ordinary pretending to dial up a number
autism

>oh no, i've been found out
seethe more (((faggot)))

if you're a complete sopranos autist read sopranosautopsy.com

It’s a great show but holy shit. That is autism

(((MEDICATION)))

Putting faggots on blast is a faggy way of saying. I seriously hope you die in a blast because you're such a fucking new age dumbass I really want to piss down the throat of you gay ass throat. Holy shit I bet your parents fucking kill themselves for raising such a fucking flaming faggot.

I'm too much of a pussy to act like him. I only talk like him with my dog

>t.

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not to be confused with Netflix the Punisher season 1 Jon Bernthal

I promise you looked like a mega cringey faggot to everyone who tried to ignore you doing this in public. Not a single person believed this wasn't exactly what it was, and several probably talked to their friends about the sperg they saw that day.
I know because I've done it, too.

nah, not like her Ton'. Ade was FUCKIN LOOOYAAL, YOU FAT FUCKIN PRICK!!

What's best season to rewatch besides 6b

>I violently argue that any ending interpretation except that tony gets shot is wrong

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No, he had a rough case of falling in love with the one woman you have a mild connection with because she's the only one around.
He definitely found a younger, hotter semi-trad Italian girl a couple years later and turned her into an extra-stuffed cannoli.

I liked Season 3 the best, but any one would be fine to rewatch.

This nigga really wearin suspenders on elastic waistband tracksuit pants

I once tried to casually throw in 'a couple of three things' into a conversation.
Friends looked at me a bit weird but none of them said anything, I got the hint.

>went to Italian restaurant
>breathed heavy
WOKE UP THIS MORNING

No one cares about your propaganda. Go back to /pol/.

>but she just gives off that vapid white trash whore vibe
Thats the point of her character you stupid fucking cunt. And 99% of normie chicks do not have her body

Those were some tough Jews!

It makes sense, screen goes dark

>A strong and masculine Shinebox

Be Italian and have maintain high test levels after you turn 50.

fucked my sister's juicy college roommate right in the pussy

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>last words heard are what Tony is thinkin right before it all goes dark
its a real brain buster

I picked that phrase up from my dad, never thought it was such a taboo thing.

Paulie is so goddamned based.

This. She was obv trashy, and you could argue her face was only a 5-6/10, but her bod was a 9.9/10.

Missing out

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He’s saying “a couple OR three things”, as in 2 or 3 things

>DOOON'T STOP-

Paulie needs a steal his look thing like Tony.

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PAULIE PUT THE HIT ON TONY.

As if paulie had the kind of clout to hire literally anyone to whack a boss. Idiot

Pinkyring and Pauliepilled

Notice how that 1 dude said "Not paulie" when saying hits of Tony's crew. Now why would they spare paulie eh?

They may not have believed that he was important or high ranking enough to bother with.

It was the style in the 90s. A lot of rich peoples' houses looked like that.

I was happy to see him visit the vodka guy who scammed Artie.

weren't we all?

That scene would have been mostly dull and uninspiring to anyone who missed seeing him wreak havoc in the massage parlor.

Dat eye twitch

YEA THATS RIGHT COCK SUCKA NOW TAKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT AND GO BACK TO JERSEY

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I like to drive on the turnpike listening to the theme song

>it's a Phil turns into a house episode

Good shit

>had gabagool in the fridge
>unironically started eating it directly from the refrigerator unintentionally
>self-awareness kicks in that I'm a slob like Tony
>keep eating gabagool anyways

also
>get in tons of arguments with your sister and troll her at every opportunity
>her husband is a nice guy like bobby as well

So you're a manlet wop with a crippling heroin addiction is what you are saying? Disgusting.

fuck you paulie

>goes to a therapist
>kinda wanna fugg her secretly
A made man already pretty much

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interesting. It almost makes me want to excuse their treachery, but nah lol

this but unironically

I've had the Christopher Columbus argument with a libshit cousin

Legit got to me when Tony says that and starts tearing into Paulie and contemplates killing him Yeah he’s an annoying ball buster and caused a lot of grief for Tony but he’s still always been there for him.

don't forget
>is in the closet

I kind of turn into Phil when I'm drunk and pissed off but otherwise I'm more like Artie/AJ

Yeah, but kratom instead of heroin. and im not italiuan, i just like tracksuits.

Perhaps I was being autistic
>Be in my car stopped at a stop sign
>Can't move because of traffic
>Somebody starts honking like crazy
>I ignore him
>Starts honking again
>Get out of my car
>Stare at the cars behind me
>No more honking
>Get back in my car

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I ate a bunch of sushi without my wife and she got mad

>Tony offered to go again
I wish I was a fat guy that can eat a lot sometimes. Destroying tpns of sushi sounds great.

hot

CHILDS WAS THE THING

Meadow was his guardian angel, but she was too late this time around

I once sat on my dog when I was drunk, but it was a golden retriever so she was fine

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HOW DID YOU NOT SEE IT DERE ON DA CHAIR?

SHE MUSTA CRAWLED UNDAH DERE FO WAAAMTH

what, was it barkin or sumthin?

>'''''''''propaganda'''''''''''
better take your meds

Oh yeah? and where are the Romans now?

in uranus

I thought it was pretty clear when he was doing stuff with the stripper in the dark in the back of the club and looked like he was dissatisfied at the end of it.

Paulie hates shoelaces because of germs. None of the shoes he wears have laces.

The fag needs to watch Once Upon a Time in America

Fucking retard.

>You like the dark don't you?
>Yeah, something like that
>Did we do something wrong?

Richie was a finook, so was Ralphie (see the scene where he hits Georgie with the chain)

i learned how to make baked ziti because of the sopranos
every time i eat it i push it around the plate before taking a bite, all while exhaling heavily through my nose

>be your typical user
>family get together
>eventually the topic of my academic progress is brought up
>I'm actually near graduation
>still get ever so slightly disrespected by everyone in a snide, "ironic" kind of dickhead way
>Sister: "I mean come it took you A WHILE to get in and we ALL hope you don't mess it up"
>"I mean you have a history of being kinda lazy sometimes" bite my teeth and smile: "haha yeah ok..."
>Bitch keeps going
>"haha you know were just joking slowpoke haha" etc.
>status: just about done
>active Tony mode
>"Yeah, listen sis I'll graduate on time..."
>"YOU on the other hand, aren't you almost 35? I mean where's your kids? Thing is, unlike your eggs, my degree won't be drying up anytime soon. WHAT can't find a man? Tick tock."
>Suddenly everyone gets quiet
>Sis about to cry, leaves room
>"Real nice user..."
>I go: "WHat? Just joking around come oooooon."
>Mfw I'm made into the villain again

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i listen to woke up this morning on the way to work every day

You're looking at em cocksucka

is it hard to make baked ziti

Literally me when I get a snide comment about playing video games for the one hour of free time I get between work and studying, from a person that spends their entire time passively absorbing whatever's on the fucking TV.

so what, no fuckin ziti?

>storys

Nick?

Imagine being this delusional wew lad

Tony was the one who cared the least

for the record, if that's how you act normally, then everyone you know thinks you have mental health problems and delusions of grandeur. Which, I suppose, is a lot like the characters in the sopranos, so fair play.

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Based and watchitpilled

it's easy as fuck to make, very filling, and very easy to add shit to
>9"x13" baking pan
>one box of ziti (i use penne because my grocery store doesn't stock ziti)
>big bag of shredded mozzarella/italian blend cheeses
>tub of ricotta cheese
>1 jar of tomato sauce
extra shit to make it super sexy
>1 jar of alfredo
>basil pesto sauce
bring a pot of water to boil
once the boil starts preheat your oven to 350
boil the pasta for 9 minutes
strain the pasta
mix pasta and your cheeses (half the bag of mozz, half the tub of ricotta) in a mixing bowl
add two table spoons of basil pesto after the cheese is fully mixed in
pour half of each sauce into the baking pan
pour the pasta/cheese/pesto mix into the pan
empty the rest of the sauce onto the pasta
top with mozz
cook for 25 minutes
bada bing bada boom
you can also add meats and different spices once you get used to making it

Thanks!

>eating a big plate of pasta
>someones trying to talk to me
>don't even acknowledge them, just keep eating wondering how long it will take for them to leave me with my meal in peace

Oh shit, the redditor got triggered.

absolutely based

>hehe did ya hear what i said?
>tells the same story again

>DA JOOS.
Kek, they always reveal themselves with this shit. Nobody fucking posts like this.

>facts are propaganda

Someone thought the background of the original screenshot looked like the Geonosis arena I guess.

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lol I can see the resemblence, thanks for explaining user

Me for all the years I had to eat everyone's shit during the holidays after college while swamped in debt and couldn't find a decent job for a long time. Noe I'm up on my feet and making headway and these fuckin mooks got nothing to say now.

Women do the life stabbing comments all the time and don't think anything of it but if a guy does it then he gets shit on, shit's fucked. Good on you user.

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i make a point to always show my crisp white undershirt

fucking jew piece of shit

I subscribe to the notion that he died (due to the portrayal of death in the scene where Silvio is at dinner and the scene where Bobby and Tony talk on the lake), but that it ultimately doesn't matter as life was over for him either way.
He either literally died or was headed to jail on account of the testimony from Carlo.

this is actually like Tony

>you know, you go about in pity for yourself

These things come in 3s

FUH KICKS?!

>t. incel

Explain

>wear a big shirt
>nice shoes
>look angry
>people dive out of your way like you're a fucking chupacabra
I'm an extraordinarily polite and I think pretty kind person and people are genuinely frightened of me lumbering into the coffee shop. it's surreal.

Tony would have never disclosed that info over the phone though you utter retard.

>People are scared of you because of your looks
I know this feel all too well, and it's the worst feel.

I'm more like Anthony
>Pretend to be sad
>Attempt suicide
>Bitch out like the coward I am

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Are you a junky?

>open the window at odd times of the day
>shout, "GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY COCKSUCKER"

My neighbors think I'm crazy but they are the ones who are for not watching this show.

Just finished the series for the first time

How do I cope

what is there to life now

I walked up a gentle slope and almost died from a heart attack

same here, i´m planning to watch true detective tho

You’re welcome newfriend. How’s summer going? Have you tried red dit? It probably more ‘you’. Chow 4 now!

Kek I hope this is true.
>Meet someone new
>Someone asks about them
>"Guy's an interior decorator, but his house looked like shit."

Thank God every day that I'm nothing like that fat fuck.

Same, but I'm planning on finishing Twin Peaks then S1 of the Wire, then onward to breaking bad
And I'm way more a film guy

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>”You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.”
Still one of my favorite lines

LIKE A NATURAL FUCKING CANOPY

>death doesnt matter
Why do people take this reading? Of course it fucking mattered, he died and his perspective and life ended right there forever in front of his family. It's completely different than the general anxiety endings the last few episodes had given. Sure they revealed that Carlo had flipped but that doesnt somehow make a RICO case the same as death. I get the metaphor but it's so shallow and pointless and I don't know why it's repeated.

lol

I say malopropisms on purpose

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

Nigga what? The jews get lambasted and exposed a number of times Shut the fuck up you Christ killing piece of shit

Columbus was worse than Hitler? You're trivializing the Holocaust.

this fucking Moltisanti kid

THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN THE ANCIENT ROME

I was thinking just that. Italian and Jewish gangsters may intersect but aren't the same thing.

I'm honestly stuck on whether I prefer Once Upon a Time in America to the Godfather films, I only finally saw it this year but it's stuck with me more than anything I've seen in recent memory.

I ate a huge plate of spaghetti and gravy once. It had a couple huge meat balls on top and some garlic bread on the side. I washed it down with a bottle of red wine. Fuck I felt like Tony that night.

>have weekly sometimes daily panic attacks for years and years until I finally got my shit together
Sometimes I still have one. I'd rather have the Russian mistress, like if I had a choice.

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Him actually dying obviously is more immediately traumatic for his family but they still lose him either way

>meet up with old highschool friends I've lost contact with
>about an hour into barbecue one of my friends says "hey, remember when--"
>cut him off and say "remember when is the lowest form of conversation" expecting uproarious laughter
>no one says a word
>friend stares at me for a second then resumes telling the story

I wanted to shoot myself. Didn't contact any of them ever again.

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Why's that line funny i don't get it

>have famous baked ziti
>it's all store bought
Seriously it's like a joke how Tony takes that shit seriously

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I act like Tony Soprano around my Brother in law constantly. I have to, the faggot abuses my sister and seems to think he can get away with it.
Guy is scared of me now and refuses to come to family events if im there. In other words he expects my family to put up with his abuse like a sociopath.

Because the line is Paulie mishearing that Tony saying he worked for the Interior Ministry and killed a bunch of Chechen Rebels. Tony's telling him they're hunting a dangerous KGB type and Paulie's too stupid to understand,

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OK mc'lovin

>just watched first episode
I didn't understand shit
Why did they burn Artie's restaurant? Wouldn't they just kill the guy at another restaurant?

Because Tony is a degenerate who has to ruin people's lives every day to maintain his stupid job

You were in the right user

>cut him off and say "remember when is the lowest form of conversation" expecting uproarious laughter
That was a snide remark by Tony also said to a friend hes with constantly, not one he just reunited with.

He was but he deserves it

>Man, that house looks like The Fresh Prince set sometimes.
>It was the style in the 90s. A lot of rich peoples' houses looked like that.

wrong, the sopranos house was purposely built to look like 'what poor people think rich peoples houses should look like'

it was purposely tacky. they used OUTDOOR DECK FENCING as indoor railing, he used outdoor concrete tables as a tv stand in his bedroom. remember when he got that home theater installed? it was all shit.

the sopranos house set was a joke making fun of poor peoples perceptions of rich people.

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as someone from Caldwell, it was pretty accurate for early 2000s "McMansion" styled homes

>it was pretty accurate for early 2000s "McMansion" styled homes

and pre-housing boom mcmansions were literally poor people attempting to live like rich people. the whole house was a joke.

>Do you have a large collection of ugly shirts?
I think anyone on Yea Forums has a 'collection of ugly shirts' which we call our everyday shirts.

What the fuck was Tony’s problem?
I would kill to have her as my mistress

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>the sopranos house set was a joke making fun of poor peoples perceptions of rich people.

the production rented the house from an already established and wealthy family, they didn´t built sets for tony´s house

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Live a really boring middle class life, sometimes i pretend i live an exciting life, then i wake up and realize i'm a salesman.

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DELET

youtube.com/watch?v=8Bgi3z4M-Mo
This remains the best final shot/use of music in a tv show. Only other that comes close is the 'It's Not Dark Yet' closer in Dead Wood.

No that's just what italian american houses look like
>t. wop
>Tony's telling him they're hunting a dangerous KGB type and Paulie's too stupid to understand,
there was no signal because they were in a forest

Take your clothes off.

I said to my boss he looked like the Shah of Iran then he fired me.

They know he was a dumbass and could function as a puppet boss for that pygmy shit in New Jersey

OH NO NO NO

Molded by the gods themselves

No pussy-slaying Chad would ever analyze something to such an autistic degree.

You ever think how crazy it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?

tony got shot by big pussy who didn't die when he was shot and thrown off the boat as he was a skilled static apnea athlete before joining the mob and was wearing a bulletproof vest, he just caught an fbi boat that came to get him after a few minutes then in 2007 he got his revenge
obviously
you fucking idiots

Yeah. It's obvious that he is going to die from that second Season 6 episode where he is the salesman and sees a lighthouse off in the distance. Everything after that is just playing out the inevitable.

Bring him grilled cheese off the radiator and maybe he'll compromise and hire you back as a janitor

she was a fucking nutjob
you desire her now because you've never had sex with her, but I'm sure after a while it gets old and what you're left with is a desperate needy bitch with the mental capacity of a child.
also her one legged sister was way hotter

Seethe

How to achieve that physique?

>as you're saying this, the phone rings and the tensing of your hand causes it to drop on the floor, where it buzzes along, away from you, with each ring, as your awkwardly stoop after it, but lunge toward it too quickly and fall over onto your hip
>now in immense, shooting pain you attempt to smile to the confused diners and half-wave as you walk toward the phone, which has by now stopped ringing and displays a missed call message from "Mom"

Based

Why do women do this?
It seems like the answers to it, in order of effectiveness are:
Don't let it show at all (preferably becau

se of genuinely not caring about their view)
With criticising some part of their physical appearance being more effective in the short run but possibly running up a til in the long run

Based schizo

kek

Based.

Didn’t ask

>I hear Ginny Sack's getting a ninety five pound mole taken off her ass.

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I don’t act like fictional characters you fucking weirdo

idiot

this desu

you have to go back

>Not blasting Rat Pack Live From the Sands for any and all occasions.
ishygddt

anytime I'm the passenger of a vehicle I get diarrhea

BASED

why are those deep but feminine russian voices so hot? the god damn 1 legged bitch made my weiner stand up

>be at School Trip
>be at tavern
>School Stacy is dancing on the tables and doing a striptease while teachers are cheering on
>see her go out with Chad when my friends and I go outside
>go kinda near them, get on the phone and pretend to talk, in English, to a seller about some highly-sought collectible
>do that for about half an hour, then they leave and I go back in
>MILF teacher who used to talk a lot to me asks me about it later on the ride home
>technically I was bidding for some rare figures, but I changed my story to a Hot Toy and blamed a Sniper for bidding 3k at the last moment, but it was all on EBay, I wasn’t communicating with anyone and the phone call was a fake
>I’m not even British
>mfw it’s all true
I’m a peculiar man... I don’t even know why I thought that was gonna I press her. I doubt they even heard me though...

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“Nice” blogpost faggot.

Mad Men

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based, i point like paulie aswell

For me too. The ultimate Italian Chad

Americans simply have no taste.

You are crazy. You can't just open up a window, you need to BECOME your house

Tony would actually beat the shit out of him. If he keeps abusing her then he's not really scared of you.

That's the point. He was protecting Artie. His patrons would have been permanently chased away if a hit occurred in his restaurant.

based if true

was Chrissys wife better in Beer League?

literally me

And it was Junior who wanted to do that hit in Artie's restaurant.

Sil was the real hero.

What a wasted opportunity to put on a faggy canadian accent and say
>sacre bleu where is me mama?

>bum walking down street cursing loudly
>watch him go by my building from above
>as he goes by, across the street a neighbor's dog sticks his head out of the porch to look at the cursing idiot
>old black labrador, never even barks
>the bum slaps the dog right across his face
>yell
>bum runs
>next day
>driving in another part of the city
>see dog hitting bum
>pull over haphazardly and get a length of rope
>confront bum, remind him
>he denies it happening
>told him i saw it, i was the one who yelled, and no one will help him because I'll make sure everyone knows
>he starts to run but i trip him and start whipping him with the looped length of rope while yelling: "this is for beating on dogs!"
>he starts crying: " but i never did anything to you!"
>whip him harder
>get tired, look around
>people staring blankly, no one is moving to do anything
>get in my car and drive off

So once i whipped a bum for hitting a dog. Truthfully not very badass, but i thought the execution was very Tony-like.

Do you wish you were the bum or the guy giving the beating in that scenario?

you are right though

based

I only need zyklon-b to cure all my (((pains))).

i don't know what the fuck this means

This

STUPIDA FACKIN GAME

it being shallow doesn't invalidate it, that's life, theres not some big deep meaning to it, it goes on, whether or not he dies there is fucking moot because he's living on borrowed time one way or another, and knows it.

HEY I'M WALKIN

OVA ERRRRRREEEE

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>i'll cut off a hand and foot each day you're fuckin late"

so what do you do on day 3?
fucking asshole post
kill yourself

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GABAGOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Man, Sil got it hard
>ended up a vegetable

formerly capicola

Absolute borderline-personality-unable-to-process-aggression tier, very nice

kek

Nah, he ended up in Norway

I hear he keeps his hands like that so he's always ready for a fight.

kike bastard

do americans really do this?

that seems pretty good. If I remember, I'll read along the next time I rewatch this show.

Similar thing catching up with old school mates. They just want to talk about the old days. Ask me if i remember an event. Dont even look at them and just blurt out this line. Spend the next 40 mins in silence with a stoic look on my face. Couldnt have been anymore akward.

top kek

I hope you realize that Tony talks about the past constantly. It may be his favorite subject. He was just being hypocritical like always when he said that line.

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>be in 4th grade
>know this kid is a jehovas witness
>always ask him what he got for his birthday and christmas
I wipe my ass with your fuckin feelings

You gotta bee onna you hat

*backhands asian bitch*

actually sounds based, especially when you didn't look at them

Hahahahaha that's fucking right, Lilyhammer. Was that good?

it sounds fucking autistic. Obviously people are going to reminisce about the past when they're meeting old friends after a long time of not seeing each other. These retards took that line seriously and thought they were being cool quoting a TV show character (who himself reminisces and longs for the past all the time).
They were just being buzzkills without actually offering something else to talk about. Why sit in silence then? Say something more interesting.

Its a Mausoleum

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youtube.com/watch?v=D-IP8cVIoSs

So based, no wonder G-d chose you :3

How is Sopranos the absolute best deep character drama and funniest show at the same time?

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Difference between tragedy and comedy is timing and perspective.

They fucking shuffle that shit like card sharks.

No eating in the car

i put on 50lbs just reading this recipe

skip breaking bad and watch the shield instead

>be me
>die

holy fucking based