I'll go first. >be me in a crowded shopping mall >pretend i'm having a conversation on the phone >say "I want my 30k TOMORROW or i'll cut off a hand and foot each day you're fuckin late" >get all sorts of looks from people >"all right you go do that thing then I gotta call tommy" >keep walking like nothing is out of the ordinary pretending to dial up a number
Man, that house looks like The Fresh Prince set sometimes.
David Brown
>"I didn't eat, I didn't sleep-" >"Did you get laid?" >"Yeah."
Jaxon James
Turbo cringe. Complete underage faggot.
Aiden Anderson
The balls on this prick!
Blake Wright
>learn some new bit of trivia on wikipedia >shortly afterwards I act like people are fucking idiots when they don't know this specific bit of trivia about some random thing
I do the face mannerisms but I act more like Phil >have an old school job >do stuff the more old fashioned way, dont hang out on my phone 247 >call people pussies all the time >put faggots on blast >rant and rage about honor and hating the government >bust people's balls >fly off the handle for small slights
Cooper Edwards
Do you have a large collection of ugly shirts?
Oliver Miller
Can you smoke in the rain?
Angel Rodriguez
Ive done that plenty of times
Oliver Cruz
20 fucking years I wanted to fuck a woman, I compromised.
Christian Sanchez
Of course
Parker Myers
Watch Tony Soprano. He'll show you how it's done.
Ryder Nelson
one time i told some guy to please take his hat off
Caleb White
im not watching that Jewish propaganda
Blake Russell
Now this is the most important detail: Did he or did he not have-a a bee on his hat?
Angel Evans
DA JOOS DO IT AGAIN HONK HONK JOOS JOOS JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
No, he was angry at him for being able to sleep with women but not wanting to, whereas Phil wanted to but didn't have the chance in prison. The compromise was masturbation.
in in 3 americans get cancer so place your bets faggot
David Jones
kek
William Williams
context of this edit?
Christopher Roberts
How do I achieve this mode?
Levi Diaz
Have testosterone
Adam Smith
They're a bunch of obese 40+ y/o men who sit around all day eating carcinogenic processed meats, smoking cigars, and drinking hard liquor, and you wonder why they get sick?
He's Italian you fucking tard. He was raised Protestant came from a whole family of Christians.
Seek help for your irrational fear of DA JOOS.
John Wright
never been so uncomfortable in my life as when him and carmela would flirt
Alexander Sanchez
of course
Angel Stewart
She's pretty much objectively hot, but she just gives off that vapid white trash whore vibe. Swipe through tinder and you'll see 1000 of them, all with pictures of them clubbing while wearing the same style of gaudy overpriced shit and caked in makeup.
Adrian Harris
When I flirt with women it’s also uncomfortable
Hudson Fisher
>irrational
I agree that he's a fucking retard but his fear isn't irrational.
Jaxon Clark
>pretend i'm having a conversation on the phone >keep walking like nothing is out of the ordinary pretending to dial up a number autism
Ryder Collins
>oh no, i've been found out seethe more (((faggot)))
Ryder Foster
if you're a complete sopranos autist read sopranosautopsy.com
Jason Campbell
It’s a great show but holy shit. That is autism
Kayden Foster
(((MEDICATION)))
Jason Smith
Putting faggots on blast is a faggy way of saying. I seriously hope you die in a blast because you're such a fucking new age dumbass I really want to piss down the throat of you gay ass throat. Holy shit I bet your parents fucking kill themselves for raising such a fucking flaming faggot.
Aaron Carter
I'm too much of a pussy to act like him. I only talk like him with my dog
not to be confused with Netflix the Punisher season 1 Jon Bernthal
Brayden Flores
I promise you looked like a mega cringey faggot to everyone who tried to ignore you doing this in public. Not a single person believed this wasn't exactly what it was, and several probably talked to their friends about the sperg they saw that day. I know because I've done it, too.
Parker Phillips
nah, not like her Ton'. Ade was FUCKIN LOOOYAAL, YOU FAT FUCKIN PRICK!!
Jaxon Harris
What's best season to rewatch besides 6b
Aiden Long
>I violently argue that any ending interpretation except that tony gets shot is wrong
No, he had a rough case of falling in love with the one woman you have a mild connection with because she's the only one around. He definitely found a younger, hotter semi-trad Italian girl a couple years later and turned her into an extra-stuffed cannoli.
Matthew Wright
I liked Season 3 the best, but any one would be fine to rewatch.
Cameron Diaz
This nigga really wearin suspenders on elastic waistband tracksuit pants
Cooper Sanders
I once tried to casually throw in 'a couple of three things' into a conversation. Friends looked at me a bit weird but none of them said anything, I got the hint.
Evan Smith
>went to Italian restaurant >breathed heavy WOKE UP THIS MORNING
Zachary Clark
No one cares about your propaganda. Go back to /pol/.
Aiden Powell
>but she just gives off that vapid white trash whore vibe Thats the point of her character you stupid fucking cunt. And 99% of normie chicks do not have her body
Nicholas Martinez
Those were some tough Jews!
Isaiah Foster
It makes sense, screen goes dark
Samuel Kelly
>A strong and masculine Shinebox
Daniel Gonzalez
Be Italian and have maintain high test levels after you turn 50.
Lincoln Turner
fucked my sister's juicy college roommate right in the pussy
I like to drive on the turnpike listening to the theme song
Charles Ward
>it's a Phil turns into a house episode
Good shit
Ryan Clark
>had gabagool in the fridge >unironically started eating it directly from the refrigerator unintentionally >self-awareness kicks in that I'm a slob like Tony >keep eating gabagool anyways
also >get in tons of arguments with your sister and troll her at every opportunity >her husband is a nice guy like bobby as well
Colton Jenkins
So you're a manlet wop with a crippling heroin addiction is what you are saying? Disgusting.
Nathan Lee
fuck you paulie
Brody Diaz
>goes to a therapist >kinda wanna fugg her secretly A made man already pretty much
interesting. It almost makes me want to excuse their treachery, but nah lol
Tyler Ramirez
this but unironically
Cooper Thomas
I've had the Christopher Columbus argument with a libshit cousin
Jacob White
Legit got to me when Tony says that and starts tearing into Paulie and contemplates killing him Yeah he’s an annoying ball buster and caused a lot of grief for Tony but he’s still always been there for him.
Cooper Peterson
don't forget >is in the closet
Elijah Cox
I kind of turn into Phil when I'm drunk and pissed off but otherwise I'm more like Artie/AJ
Luke Kelly
Yeah, but kratom instead of heroin. and im not italiuan, i just like tracksuits.
Jordan Ramirez
Perhaps I was being autistic >Be in my car stopped at a stop sign >Can't move because of traffic >Somebody starts honking like crazy >I ignore him >Starts honking again >Get out of my car >Stare at the cars behind me >No more honking >Get back in my car
>'''''''''propaganda''''''''''' better take your meds
Tyler Scott
Oh yeah? and where are the Romans now?
Brody Wright
in uranus
Cooper Myers
I thought it was pretty clear when he was doing stuff with the stripper in the dark in the back of the club and looked like he was dissatisfied at the end of it.
Mason Kelly
Paulie hates shoelaces because of germs. None of the shoes he wears have laces.
Joseph Williams
The fag needs to watch Once Upon a Time in America
Adrian Morris
Fucking retard.
Noah Wright
>You like the dark don't you? >Yeah, something like that >Did we do something wrong?
Richie was a finook, so was Ralphie (see the scene where he hits Georgie with the chain)
Oliver White
i learned how to make baked ziti because of the sopranos every time i eat it i push it around the plate before taking a bite, all while exhaling heavily through my nose
Luis Miller
>be your typical user >family get together >eventually the topic of my academic progress is brought up >I'm actually near graduation >still get ever so slightly disrespected by everyone in a snide, "ironic" kind of dickhead way >Sister: "I mean come it took you A WHILE to get in and we ALL hope you don't mess it up" >"I mean you have a history of being kinda lazy sometimes" bite my teeth and smile: "haha yeah ok..." >Bitch keeps going >"haha you know were just joking slowpoke haha" etc. >status: just about done >active Tony mode >"Yeah, listen sis I'll graduate on time..." >"YOU on the other hand, aren't you almost 35? I mean where's your kids? Thing is, unlike your eggs, my degree won't be drying up anytime soon. WHAT can't find a man? Tick tock." >Suddenly everyone gets quiet >Sis about to cry, leaves room >"Real nice user..." >I go: "WHat? Just joking around come oooooon." >Mfw I'm made into the villain again
i listen to woke up this morning on the way to work every day
Charles Clark
You're looking at em cocksucka
Mason Lewis
is it hard to make baked ziti
Jaxon Stewart
Literally me when I get a snide comment about playing video games for the one hour of free time I get between work and studying, from a person that spends their entire time passively absorbing whatever's on the fucking TV.
Jacob Wilson
so what, no fuckin ziti?
Grayson Sanders
>storys
Michael Rivera
Nick?
Blake Thomas
Imagine being this delusional wew lad
Oliver Ross
Tony was the one who cared the least
Andrew Turner
for the record, if that's how you act normally, then everyone you know thinks you have mental health problems and delusions of grandeur. Which, I suppose, is a lot like the characters in the sopranos, so fair play.
it's easy as fuck to make, very filling, and very easy to add shit to >9"x13" baking pan >one box of ziti (i use penne because my grocery store doesn't stock ziti) >big bag of shredded mozzarella/italian blend cheeses >tub of ricotta cheese >1 jar of tomato sauce extra shit to make it super sexy >1 jar of alfredo >basil pesto sauce bring a pot of water to boil once the boil starts preheat your oven to 350 boil the pasta for 9 minutes strain the pasta mix pasta and your cheeses (half the bag of mozz, half the tub of ricotta) in a mixing bowl add two table spoons of basil pesto after the cheese is fully mixed in pour half of each sauce into the baking pan pour the pasta/cheese/pesto mix into the pan empty the rest of the sauce onto the pasta top with mozz cook for 25 minutes bada bing bada boom you can also add meats and different spices once you get used to making it
Joshua Howard
Thanks!
Landon Garcia
>eating a big plate of pasta >someones trying to talk to me >don't even acknowledge them, just keep eating wondering how long it will take for them to leave me with my meal in peace
Isaac Sanders
Oh shit, the redditor got triggered.
Dylan Thomas
absolutely based
Michael Taylor
>hehe did ya hear what i said? >tells the same story again
Levi Moore
>DA JOOS. Kek, they always reveal themselves with this shit. Nobody fucking posts like this.
Aaron Torres
>facts are propaganda
Luke Cooper
Someone thought the background of the original screenshot looked like the Geonosis arena I guess.
lol I can see the resemblence, thanks for explaining user
Cooper Bennett
Me for all the years I had to eat everyone's shit during the holidays after college while swamped in debt and couldn't find a decent job for a long time. Noe I'm up on my feet and making headway and these fuckin mooks got nothing to say now.
Ayden Williams
Women do the life stabbing comments all the time and don't think anything of it but if a guy does it then he gets shit on, shit's fucked. Good on you user.
i make a point to always show my crisp white undershirt
Aiden Scott
fucking jew piece of shit
Ayden Ross
I subscribe to the notion that he died (due to the portrayal of death in the scene where Silvio is at dinner and the scene where Bobby and Tony talk on the lake), but that it ultimately doesn't matter as life was over for him either way. He either literally died or was headed to jail on account of the testimony from Carlo.
Owen White
this is actually like Tony
>you know, you go about in pity for yourself
Elijah Cook
These things come in 3s
FUH KICKS?!
Brayden Lopez
>t. incel
Ayden Rodriguez
Explain
Austin Edwards
>wear a big shirt >nice shoes >look angry >people dive out of your way like you're a fucking chupacabra I'm an extraordinarily polite and I think pretty kind person and people are genuinely frightened of me lumbering into the coffee shop. it's surreal.
John Reyes
Tony would have never disclosed that info over the phone though you utter retard.
Nathaniel Cook
>People are scared of you because of your looks I know this feel all too well, and it's the worst feel.
Samuel Thompson
I'm more like Anthony >Pretend to be sad >Attempt suicide >Bitch out like the coward I am
>”You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.” Still one of my favorite lines
William Davis
LIKE A NATURAL FUCKING CANOPY
Ethan Sanders
>death doesnt matter Why do people take this reading? Of course it fucking mattered, he died and his perspective and life ended right there forever in front of his family. It's completely different than the general anxiety endings the last few episodes had given. Sure they revealed that Carlo had flipped but that doesnt somehow make a RICO case the same as death. I get the metaphor but it's so shallow and pointless and I don't know why it's repeated.
Grayson Howard
lol
Jace Walker
I say malopropisms on purpose
Julian Wood
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
Benjamin Harris
Nigga what? The jews get lambasted and exposed a number of times Shut the fuck up you Christ killing piece of shit
Colton Nguyen
Columbus was worse than Hitler? You're trivializing the Holocaust.
Nathan Martin
this fucking Moltisanti kid
THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN THE ANCIENT ROME
Michael Cook
I was thinking just that. Italian and Jewish gangsters may intersect but aren't the same thing.
I'm honestly stuck on whether I prefer Once Upon a Time in America to the Godfather films, I only finally saw it this year but it's stuck with me more than anything I've seen in recent memory.
Jose Murphy
I ate a huge plate of spaghetti and gravy once. It had a couple huge meat balls on top and some garlic bread on the side. I washed it down with a bottle of red wine. Fuck I felt like Tony that night.
Carson Morgan
>have weekly sometimes daily panic attacks for years and years until I finally got my shit together Sometimes I still have one. I'd rather have the Russian mistress, like if I had a choice.
Him actually dying obviously is more immediately traumatic for his family but they still lose him either way
Henry Sanchez
>meet up with old highschool friends I've lost contact with >about an hour into barbecue one of my friends says "hey, remember when--" >cut him off and say "remember when is the lowest form of conversation" expecting uproarious laughter >no one says a word >friend stares at me for a second then resumes telling the story
I wanted to shoot myself. Didn't contact any of them ever again.
I act like Tony Soprano around my Brother in law constantly. I have to, the faggot abuses my sister and seems to think he can get away with it. Guy is scared of me now and refuses to come to family events if im there. In other words he expects my family to put up with his abuse like a sociopath.
Jose James
Because the line is Paulie mishearing that Tony saying he worked for the Interior Ministry and killed a bunch of Chechen Rebels. Tony's telling him they're hunting a dangerous KGB type and Paulie's too stupid to understand,
>just watched first episode I didn't understand shit Why did they burn Artie's restaurant? Wouldn't they just kill the guy at another restaurant?
Logan Thompson
Because Tony is a degenerate who has to ruin people's lives every day to maintain his stupid job
Jose Murphy
You were in the right user
Charles Mitchell
>cut him off and say "remember when is the lowest form of conversation" expecting uproarious laughter That was a snide remark by Tony also said to a friend hes with constantly, not one he just reunited with.
Lincoln Cook
He was but he deserves it
Noah Smith
>Man, that house looks like The Fresh Prince set sometimes. >It was the style in the 90s. A lot of rich peoples' houses looked like that.
wrong, the sopranos house was purposely built to look like 'what poor people think rich peoples houses should look like'
it was purposely tacky. they used OUTDOOR DECK FENCING as indoor railing, he used outdoor concrete tables as a tv stand in his bedroom. remember when he got that home theater installed? it was all shit.
the sopranos house set was a joke making fun of poor peoples perceptions of rich people.
youtube.com/watch?v=8Bgi3z4M-Mo This remains the best final shot/use of music in a tv show. Only other that comes close is the 'It's Not Dark Yet' closer in Dead Wood.
Easton Howard
No that's just what italian american houses look like >t. wop >Tony's telling him they're hunting a dangerous KGB type and Paulie's too stupid to understand, there was no signal because they were in a forest
Chase Lewis
Take your clothes off.
Blake Smith
I said to my boss he looked like the Shah of Iran then he fired me.
Mason Butler
They know he was a dumbass and could function as a puppet boss for that pygmy shit in New Jersey
James Nelson
OH NO NO NO
Robert Butler
Molded by the gods themselves
Leo Butler
No pussy-slaying Chad would ever analyze something to such an autistic degree.
Aiden Bell
You ever think how crazy it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
Jeremiah Reyes
tony got shot by big pussy who didn't die when he was shot and thrown off the boat as he was a skilled static apnea athlete before joining the mob and was wearing a bulletproof vest, he just caught an fbi boat that came to get him after a few minutes then in 2007 he got his revenge obviously you fucking idiots
Wyatt Cooper
Yeah. It's obvious that he is going to die from that second Season 6 episode where he is the salesman and sees a lighthouse off in the distance. Everything after that is just playing out the inevitable.
Jace Taylor
Bring him grilled cheese off the radiator and maybe he'll compromise and hire you back as a janitor
Levi Hall
she was a fucking nutjob you desire her now because you've never had sex with her, but I'm sure after a while it gets old and what you're left with is a desperate needy bitch with the mental capacity of a child. also her one legged sister was way hotter
Asher Lee
Seethe
Anthony Jenkins
How to achieve that physique?
Jeremiah Ramirez
>as you're saying this, the phone rings and the tensing of your hand causes it to drop on the floor, where it buzzes along, away from you, with each ring, as your awkwardly stoop after it, but lunge toward it too quickly and fall over onto your hip >now in immense, shooting pain you attempt to smile to the confused diners and half-wave as you walk toward the phone, which has by now stopped ringing and displays a missed call message from "Mom"
Michael Perez
Based
Charles Rivera
Why do women do this? It seems like the answers to it, in order of effectiveness are: Don't let it show at all (preferably becau
Samuel Cox
se of genuinely not caring about their view) With criticising some part of their physical appearance being more effective in the short run but possibly running up a til in the long run
Thomas Hughes
Based schizo
Josiah Sanchez
kek
Jose Price
Based.
Nathaniel Nguyen
Didn’t ask
Tyler Gutierrez
>I hear Ginny Sack's getting a ninety five pound mole taken off her ass.
I don’t act like fictional characters you fucking weirdo
Luke Lewis
idiot
Chase Barnes
this desu
Landon Ortiz
you have to go back
Cooper Robinson
>Not blasting Rat Pack Live From the Sands for any and all occasions. ishygddt
Hunter Price
anytime I'm the passenger of a vehicle I get diarrhea
Caleb Barnes
BASED
Thomas Murphy
why are those deep but feminine russian voices so hot? the god damn 1 legged bitch made my weiner stand up
Mason Nguyen
>be at School Trip >be at tavern >School Stacy is dancing on the tables and doing a striptease while teachers are cheering on >see her go out with Chad when my friends and I go outside >go kinda near them, get on the phone and pretend to talk, in English, to a seller about some highly-sought collectible >do that for about half an hour, then they leave and I go back in >MILF teacher who used to talk a lot to me asks me about it later on the ride home >technically I was bidding for some rare figures, but I changed my story to a Hot Toy and blamed a Sniper for bidding 3k at the last moment, but it was all on EBay, I wasn’t communicating with anyone and the phone call was a fake >I’m not even British >mfw it’s all true I’m a peculiar man... I don’t even know why I thought that was gonna I press her. I doubt they even heard me though...
You are crazy. You can't just open up a window, you need to BECOME your house
Anthony Allen
Tony would actually beat the shit out of him. If he keeps abusing her then he's not really scared of you.
Nathan Cox
That's the point. He was protecting Artie. His patrons would have been permanently chased away if a hit occurred in his restaurant.
Christopher Evans
based if true
Jordan Stewart
was Chrissys wife better in Beer League?
Evan Mitchell
literally me
Sebastian Gutierrez
And it was Junior who wanted to do that hit in Artie's restaurant.
Jace Bennett
Sil was the real hero.
Connor Fisher
What a wasted opportunity to put on a faggy canadian accent and say >sacre bleu where is me mama?
Isaac Cox
>bum walking down street cursing loudly >watch him go by my building from above >as he goes by, across the street a neighbor's dog sticks his head out of the porch to look at the cursing idiot >old black labrador, never even barks >the bum slaps the dog right across his face >yell >bum runs >next day >driving in another part of the city >see dog hitting bum >pull over haphazardly and get a length of rope >confront bum, remind him >he denies it happening >told him i saw it, i was the one who yelled, and no one will help him because I'll make sure everyone knows >he starts to run but i trip him and start whipping him with the looped length of rope while yelling: "this is for beating on dogs!" >he starts crying: " but i never did anything to you!" >whip him harder >get tired, look around >people staring blankly, no one is moving to do anything >get in my car and drive off
So once i whipped a bum for hitting a dog. Truthfully not very badass, but i thought the execution was very Tony-like.
Grayson Mitchell
Do you wish you were the bum or the guy giving the beating in that scenario?
Nathan Wilson
you are right though
Jordan Harris
based
Easton Hall
I only need zyklon-b to cure all my (((pains))).
Mason Williams
i don't know what the fuck this means
Tyler Cook
This
Ayden Taylor
STUPIDA FACKIN GAME
Kevin Young
it being shallow doesn't invalidate it, that's life, theres not some big deep meaning to it, it goes on, whether or not he dies there is fucking moot because he's living on borrowed time one way or another, and knows it.
Absolute borderline-personality-unable-to-process-aggression tier, very nice
Adam Myers
kek
Christopher Mitchell
Nah, he ended up in Norway
Brayden Rivera
I hear he keeps his hands like that so he's always ready for a fight.
Dylan Thomas
kike bastard
Logan Long
do americans really do this?
Isaiah Morales
that seems pretty good. If I remember, I'll read along the next time I rewatch this show.
Josiah Sanders
Similar thing catching up with old school mates. They just want to talk about the old days. Ask me if i remember an event. Dont even look at them and just blurt out this line. Spend the next 40 mins in silence with a stoic look on my face. Couldnt have been anymore akward.
Dominic Nguyen
top kek
Carter Wood
I hope you realize that Tony talks about the past constantly. It may be his favorite subject. He was just being hypocritical like always when he said that line.
>be in 4th grade >know this kid is a jehovas witness >always ask him what he got for his birthday and christmas I wipe my ass with your fuckin feelings
Kevin Allen
You gotta bee onna you hat
Owen Phillips
*backhands asian bitch*
Tyler Robinson
actually sounds based, especially when you didn't look at them
Jackson Williams
Hahahahaha that's fucking right, Lilyhammer. Was that good?
Nathan Ramirez
it sounds fucking autistic. Obviously people are going to reminisce about the past when they're meeting old friends after a long time of not seeing each other. These retards took that line seriously and thought they were being cool quoting a TV show character (who himself reminisces and longs for the past all the time). They were just being buzzkills without actually offering something else to talk about. Why sit in silence then? Say something more interesting.